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queenvibranium · 4 months
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Lol have you seen that video of Rosamund Pike opening a pineapple with her bare hands in the middle of the night?
Yes, and it was full of amazing Rosamund commentary. "I'm trying not to say butt plug," and then comparing her experience to the inspiration that comes over writers. I adore her.
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gayoperatorgunclub · 1 year
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Could you please do Ash with a gn!reader, and the prompt “You’re either with me or against me.”?
hello. i'm back. yes i will do this prompt mwah
There's no goddamn way any of this is real.
You had joined the military because the recruiters at your high school were way too charming. You had stayed in the military because you figured out you were good at it, and you'd met some cool and interesting people. Approximately zero percent of your decision was impacted by the (apparently commonplace??) occurrence of a dodgeball tournament.
The recruiters should really lead with that.
Regardless of what led you to where you are now, you and about 50 of your coworkers (the vast majority of whom are scary Europeans) are standing around in the base's gymnasium.
Your boss just dumped out a cage of foam balls.
And then all hell broke loose.
Minutes pass, and you're not sure whether to be thrilled that some of your scary European coworkers seem to be absolute ass at dodgeball, or scared that the others apparently play professionally outside of work.
You narrowly avoid ejection by blocking Ace's sorry attempt at a throw, and duck for cover behind some rolled up wrestling mats.
"Hey."
You nearly shit yourself.
"Oh! Hey, 'liza," you hear what could either be bloodshed or an extreme makeout session from the court and decide to focus on the here and now with Ash. You give her your best seductive look. "Come here often?"
She does not laugh. Instead, she fakes like she's gonna throw the ball in her hands at you, and laughs when you flinch.
"I was going to see if you wanted to form an alliance with me, but now I'm getting second thoughts." she says, sitting next to you.
You ponder this unforeseen circumstance. Having been double-crossed at workplace bonding fuctions before (there's a reason you and Iana have beef), you ask, "What's the catch?"
Eliza snorts. "The catch is that I don't pummel you so bad even a kiss from Doc won't make your boo-boos better." She leans in close, and you catch yourself thinking, are we about to kiss? before she's continuing, "You're either with me, or you're against me."
"Wow." you reply, "Very Anakin Skywalker of you. Am I your enemy now, 'liza? Do I have the high ground? Where's Duel of the Fates when you need it?"
Eliza scowls. "Fine. You've made your choice." She scoots back, shooing you away. "You have five seconds to run."
"What?" you say. You think you just heard the very distinct sound of Tachanka drop-kicking Mozzie.
"Five." Eliza says.
"HUH?" you exclaim. The rest of the day is really gonna suck, because you just know Doc is gonna kick everyone's asses the moment they walk into medbay for some ibuprofen.
"Four."
You scramble away, slipping on what you hope to god is water as you go (later inspection of the gym will reveal that someone (Sledge) missed spectacularly and hit a water pipe).
"Three."
Once you're out from behind the mats, you see that there's very few people left. Huh.
"Two."
Actually, taking the time to gather your surroundings, you realize that the only remaining operators are Pulse, Castle, Thermite, Ash, and you. Funny how that works, right?
"One."
You barely have time to realize that you were not Eliza's first choice for an alliance when a ball comes flying at your face.
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i23kazu · 5 months
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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theoldkyokodied · 7 months
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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purpleqilinwrites · 3 months
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for your ask game, historical au? if it's okay to send more than 1 trope, how about drunk confessions and body swaps? blessings! (:
hewwo! it's okay to send more than 1 trope hahaha. ❤
historical au: A these recent years, i've been enjoying period pieces for fics, for books, for movies and for shows, so definitely A for historical au! i enjoy all flavours of this au, and i'm always to happy to read more.
drunk confessions: B i don't go out of my way to look for this, but when i do crave it, i really crave it. B for drunk confessions!
body swaps: C personally, i don't see the appeal of this trope, so i don't read much of it at all. if an author i like or a friend writes it, i'll read it but i don't look for it.
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yeoldehetalian · 7 months
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(If you could change a single thing about Hetalia as a whole, what would you change? This can be as drastic or as insignificant of a change as you'd like!)
Hmm, possibly Ukraine? I like her design - she's beautiful and has cute outfits. But some of the way she is characterized makes me super uncomfortable. It makes me hesitate to do anything with her, fan-work-wise. I can go into more detail if you want but for now I will leave it like that!
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inabeautifulpie · 11 months
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You're Losing Me & lyric parallels
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lupusfloslunae · 11 months
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Naw, your YGO Achilles looks great and isn’t ugly at all. He does however look like he has a tiny pea brain rattling in there <3
He looks like he has tiny tiny brain, yeh! He is staring in the void! Still, thank you!
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mardyart · 2 years
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actual deleted footage of stranger things season 4 trust me guys
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soosoosoup · 23 days
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Watermelon peck
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doing one of these things because I need to be productive
1 note - I'll drink a litre of water
5 notes - I'll go make myself some food
25 notes - I'll care for my plants (also I need name suggestions for a fern)
50 notes - I'll do 30 minutes of studying
100 notes - I'll tidy my room (you can't see the floor.)
300 notes - I'll cook a really pretty and lovely meal for my family
500 notes - I'll do something someone says I should do idk
1k notes - I will complete my to do list (it's endless. This involves making a sculpture, making a canvas painting, completing hours of schoolwork)
I DONT EXPECT LIKE MANY NOTES BUT THANKS RAGHH
no rules
expires march 15th!!
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astearisms · 7 months
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may you find peace 🌾
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lilybug-02 · 4 months
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You’re making a lot of promises there Chara…
Part 24 || First || Previous || Next
—Full Series—
I enjoyed doing this little Flashback scene. We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled freakout session soon. Having monochrome color is very nice.
Here is a gif of Chara spilling their water because YES. And I spent way too long on it :)
Wow technology is so cool.
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holyantenna · 4 months
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Kirin | @unsanctioned-if
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frogchiro · 4 months
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Here is an idea but a feral Minotaur König to juxtapose Gladiator Ghost.
Minotaur König belongs to @kneelingshadowsalome so if you want more of it please go check her blog out!! She's so talented and pays so much attention to details, I'm in love ;;
But! I imagine Minotaur! König to be something more like a spectacle, something to be presented and paraded around like the most prized bull for the peasants to gawk at. And he hates it. Despises it. He's been captured and enslaved like some animal and shown off as if he's more of a possession than actual living, breathing, sentient being.
He wouldn't be even let into the Coliseum in fear of someone actually besting the 'beast' and what would that mean for those soft, spineless men in fancy clothes who make a fortune out of him as he's paraded naked all over the Coliseum, his tail lashing behind him and his ears twitching from the noise. Shut up shut up shut up shut-
Suddenly the entourage made out of guards is stopped in front of a luxury balcony where apparently the most fancy people sit and-
Imagine Minotaur!König being given to you as a gift for the fairest Lady (Y/N), the esteemed Lady-In-Waiting of Lady Jokaste, sister of the Emperor. This wonderous beast was bought by her and given to you on your 21st birthday, the most rare of gifts and 'the rarity only fitting for a rare beauty like you', sung Lady Jokaste as she gazed at you with fondness while you literally couldn't utter a single word.
Imagine that although technically König is your possession in all means, you still treat him so so gently and carefully, putting healing ointment on his scars and new cuts instead of perfumed oils which irritated his wounds and skin further. You massage his strained muscles gently and shush him whenever he starts making loud, booming noises, probably of pain leaving his body.
And you're so skittish too, adorable. Like a pretty young doe you flinch at the slightest movement the bull makes, the jingle of the thin chain attached to a joke of a collar makes you jump and flush at the deep chuckle of the beast but König is delighted that he can make this pretty nymph jump and twitch, however he'd rather like you twitch on his large cock...
Speaking of which, yeah he hates wearing that pesky loincloth even if its silk, so most of the days he just forgoes it and walks around naked in all his glory. His huge, fat cock often twitching and leaking thick sperm whenever he catches your scent which is everywhere in your chambers or even better if he catches you when you're sitting around and lounging or preparing for a bath and you catch his heavy, lustful gaze :((
He chuckles, rumbles and chuffs at you from his place on the comfy bed of pillows and furs, laid out all bug and spread, his heavy, veiny cock spurting out so much cum it stains the pretty soft pillows and his full balls are so huge and so heavy, they are starting to ache y'know? :((
Why don't you come here pretty little nymph? All he wants to do is thank you for your kindness by tickling you with his long tongue and giving you his calf, wouldn't it be perfect? </3
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qrowscant-art · 7 months
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MY BROTHER ; THE PARASITE
People die, and sometimes they come back. Your brother is one of those. Even as his body rots and his mind unravels, he still has control over you— just like when you were kids.
A short, interactive story about a corpse, a complicated sibling relationship, and the things we forget. Made in Twine. Written, illustrated, and coded in about three weeks for the IFComp.
Content warnings included on the itch.io page and in the story itself.
|| PLAY HERE! ||
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