#thank you and good night

[sneezypeasy]

Oh, and one more thing: Can I just point out that the "I dun fucked up, I guess I'ma wait outside your room all night until you'll let me grovel and atone for my misdeeds" is not, and has never been, a platonic trope?

(I mean, we all know who wrote this episode and how she felt about these two as a couple, but it bears mentioning that even administering a heavy dose of Death of the Author here doesn't absolve this scene from being way more shippy than it deserves to be.)

#zutara #the southern raiders #elizabeth wasn't subtle #this scene is many things but sibling energy it is NOT #siblings don't stay up all night outside each other's rooms to right a wrong #are you kidding me #they're more likely to barge in unceremoniously and insist that shit needs to get sorted out and I mean right NOW #thank you and good night

[deliciousnecks]

WWDITS;; 3.10 II 5.05

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwditsedit #wwditsdaily #kayvan novak #i made this for us #also... #just gonna point out the obvious #if he missed #it was on purpose #thank you and good night #wwdits fx #1k

[jaynovz]

When Flint has his hair down in season 1 and 2 in that cunty little bob he looks like the mean girl who sits behind you in class and puts gum on your seat

#thank you and good night #black sails #black sails crack #captain james flint #my favorite bitch bastard mean girl pirate captain #thoughts

[theiravshade]

#Thank you and good night #Stargate SG1 #Inauguration #Jack x Sam #Jack O'Neill #Samantha Carter #Henry Hayes #Richard Woolsey #SG1.S7 #T.V.S.

[itspyon]

george hannah and sylvee tennis stream

#thank you and good night

[natjennie]

they'd never put it in the show but I'd genuinely kill for captain to get like really comfortable calling himself gay esp with slurs in the way we tumblr girlies do like. I'd do anything for him to be giving some more decorating advice and alison be like "wow why are you so good at this" and he goes "well it's simply my untouchable faggot swagger"

#like him being like 'everyone listen to me and my incredible gay ideas' #big 'fuck off janet im not coming to your fucking baby shower' 'move im gay' energy #i need him to be a little more cunty and a little more slay #thank you and good night #they would never write it in but im giving ben willbond a personal pass to say the word fag. #they could even make it a funny british joke because cigarette or w/e. #bbc ghosts #pat: how did you know that would happen? cap: hm. simply the queer power of being right all the time. #'what is this homosexual agenda the people on the television are mentioning- i would very much like a schedule' #anyway i love him.

[impishtubist]

summer homework

for @greyeyedmonster-18 and @femme--de--lettres and everyone else suffering through finals rn, ilu <3

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Harry hears the sound of the Floo, and then Sirius’s booming voice. “Where are my favorite Potters?”

“Grandpa!”

Harry rolls his eyes as his three children leap up and hurry into the living room. He follows, watching as the three of them dart around Sirius and throw themselves at Remus.

“Oof!” Remus says. James surpassed him in height over a year ago, and AJ caught up to him over the winter hols. Lily isn’t far off, and so Remus is completely engulfed by the three of them. “Hello, loves.”

Sirius puts his hands on his hips in mock outrage. “And where’s my hug?”

James, AJ, and Lily disentangle themselves from Remus and, ignoring Sirius entirely, go back to what they were doing. Sirius’s mouth drops open. “I don’t even get a hello?”

James sighs and looks at Harry. “Dad?”

Harry rolls his eyes again and says, “The kids want me to tell you that they’re not speaking to you.” 

“What? Why?” Now Sirius really is outraged. “What did I do?”

James, AJ, and Lily look at Harry. Harry shakes his head. 

“I’m not doing this all night. If you have something to say to Grandad, do it yourself.”

“Grandpa, tell Grandad he shouldn’t have assigned us so much bloody homework over the summer,” AJ says to Remus.

Remus’s eyebrows shoot up, but he turns to Sirius and says, “The kids aren’t talking to you because you assigned--”

“Yes, thank you, I heard,” Sirius says. “You and James have OWLs and NEWTs next year. You both need to be prepared.”

“What about me?” Lily pipes up. “I don’t have OWLs and NEWTs.”

“You still need to keep your skills sharp.”

“That’s not fair!”

“Grandpa never gave us summer homework,” AJ says. 

“They’ve got a point, Sirius,” Remus says. “Their previous Defense teacher never gave them summer homework.” 

“Well, maybe their previous Defense teacher shouldn’t have had a run-in with a bunch of Inferi that resulted in him having to take a year-long leave of absence!”

“That’s true,” Remus concedes. “I probably shouldn’t have done that.”

“You’re still coming back next year, Grandpa, right?” AJ asks hopefully. “We don’t have to have Grandad again?”

“Hey!”

“Actually, kids, that’s what we wanted to tell you at dinner tonight.” Remus slips an arm around Sirius’s waist and leans into him. “I am coming back next year, but so is Grandad. We’re going to be co-teaching Defense.” 

“Really?” Harry says. “That’s great!” 

“Okay, but we don’t have to do our homework, right?” James says.

“Sorry, James Sirius, but you still have to do the homework Grandad assigned you. All of you do.”

James pulls a face. “You’re the worst grandparents ever.”

#imp speaks #wolfstar #wolfstar grandads #harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #he's not in this but in my headcanon for this universe teddy is 27 #and harry is 45 #he had his kids later than in canon #and teddy likes to date scandalously older men #so teddy is dating cedric diggory #and harry can't believe his little brother is dating a man 20 years older than him #AND his ex #thank you and good night

[ladyddanger]

Dsmp live action but even worse

Adding some hate and negativity to your dash. No need to thank me.

DISCLAIMER

[these are not my real thoughts and feelings rather a parody]

Wilbur blows up La’Manberg to Look what you made me do by Taylor Swift. (They had a brand deal with her.)

Dream’s face reveal is hyped up for two seasons and it’s baited that he’s Tommy’s father.

Sam is green horse. Not a creeper hybrid just a green horse with spots that randomly turns into a shirtless human man for reasons.

Quackity sleeps with Ponk, he and Sam fight about it and it’s never brought up after that episode.

Karlnapity also magically heals Quackity’s trauma and they are the perfect couple until they suddenly ignore him for reasons.

Sam makes a tik tok in prison.

Tommy wears Nike in an obvious product placement.

Wilbur has PTSD from the Independence war for one episode and then it’s magically healed by Niki telling him it’s not his fault people died. (This is her entire character arc for season 1)

C!Foolish is a hahaha silly himbo.

Quackity wears a dump him shirt into prison.

Tommy is so jealous of Ranboo and Tubbo he tries to fight Ranboo

Techno is a literal pig. He turns into a man sometimes tho.

The writers want Sam to only have one life left after Dream kills him so Sam gets hit by a truck while he’s yelling at Quackity for sleeping with Ponk. Chasing cars plays while Quackity and Ponk sob in each others arms by his hospital bed.

Reivebur randomly grabs Quackity, throws him over his shoulder and runs away with him into the sunset in the mid season finale. The next episode Q is back and this is never explained.

Eret and Reivebur look at each other and it becomes a huge ship on on tik tok. The writers hate this so much they give Wilbur a girlfriend in Utah named Callie.

Straight phobia is real. Wilbur calls Phil a “hetro” and Niki beats him up for it.

Dream and dreamXD kiss. The writers get canceled for writing incest on twitter so they make it Gnf having a weird Dream and that’s worse.

#netflix dsmp live action #dsmp live action #thank you and good night #tips hat #c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!dream #c!foolish #c!ponk #c!sam #c!tommy #c!ranboo #c!tubbo #c!eret #c!niki #c!philza #dreamXD

[basment-bunni]

Ray Girls,

They're few and far between

But,

The most devoted bitches I've ever seen

#thank you and good night #mcr #my chemical romance #ray toro

[moonlightdancer26]

Fun Fact:

Only consuming good and pure content does not make you a good and pure person, nor do your thoughts and preferences define your real-life morals.

#thank you and good night #it’s 10am here but who cares #anti antis #anti anti #proship #pro shipping #proship friendly #proshipper safe #proshipper #proship positivity #proshippers please interact #pro shipper #pro ship #anti anti shipping #anti antis please interact

[sunglassesmish]

HELLO

#misha collins #i would like to sit on his thighs #for no other reason than wow they are big #also his arms are bulging #thank you and good night

[giggly-squiggily]

Watching anime with Mama Squiggily is like:

Mama Squiggily: Oo, I love that Octagon! He’s such a cool character!

Me: Octagon?

Mama Squiggily: Octavian! The guy in the black coat!

Me:….AKUTAGAWA!?!?

Gonna be real- I can see the resemblance 👀

#squiggily rambles #life antics #this comparison was brought to you by Mama Squiggily #thank you and good night #akutagawa ryuunosuke #octavian #bsd #I love her so much ajznannznansms

[the-chaos-crew]

okay this is gonna be SUPER different than most of my posts but god ding diddly dang it I'm frustrated so hear me out

I had a bad childhood, like a really bad one, as far as I know since I was 6 but my dad and older brother think I probably was affected by the insane shit since 4yrs old. which if you don't know is pretty fucking young. and that traumatic childhood lasted until I was about 11. that's a pretty long fucking time for trauma to build up over time.

now because of this shit childhood, I developed the coping mechanism known as dissociation. I often feel like I'm in a dream or I'm watching someone else live my life and it's really really weird. now sometimes though, that dissociation is taken to an extreme. and extreme where I just suddenly BLIP lose several hours or more of time and I have no memory of it.

my IRL friends have told me that during these periods of time where I just black out, I act completely differently or my behavior shifts suddenly

I've tried denying that this is a thing and at one point I did consider Dissociative Identity Disorder. I snapped out of it of course cause I'm too young for that to start disrupting my life, right? yes my abuser is gone, she'll never return, I mean how could she when she is in an urn sitting on a shelf now. but, I'm a teen now, and in therapy, I should be fine and healthy now right?

I told my therapist about how these black outs in my memory freak me out and I just cannot keep ignoring it anymore, and my therapist told me to talk to my psychiatrist cause she might know a bit more and be able to help me

you wanna know. what my psychiatrist said? what she said about this very worrying and distressing thing that affects my life and relationships?

"you're fine, it isn't affecting you that significantly" (while I was there crying cause I am honestly scared about whatever is going on) "it sounds totally normal to me, everyone gets a bit more extreme in their emotions"

LIKE WHAT. LADY. AUGHHHFHFFHH

she completely waved off my concerns.

I don't try to get into discourse in stuff I'm not even a part of, but fuck man. this is what mental illness fakers are really doing. "erm endos aren't taking resources away erm uh" BRO. MY THERAPIST KNOWS OF DID, SHE KNOWS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT I WENT THROUGH AS A KID. and yet she isn't too sure about going anywhere in that realm of possibility other than me dealing with dissociation above the average for C-PTSD sufferers. why? because my therapist has dealt with one too many fakers trying to be fucking debilitated like I am, without the actual debilitation part!

my psychiatrist is waving my concerns and problems away because she knows that a lot of kids of my generation are just saying this shit for attention or clout or to validate their delusions

mental illness fakers are making it so no one believes the people who are actually struggling and it's making me pissed off. I DONT WANT TO LOSE HOURS OF MY LIFE TO SOME OTHER FACET IN MY BRAIN. I WANT TO GET HELP FOR THIS SHIT. BUT NO ONE WILL FUCKING BELIEVE OR LISTEN TO ME.

I WONDER. FUCKING. WHY.

okay. rant over. sorry. I'm just super fucking pissed and I just want help for whatever the fuck is going on with me dude

#ptsd #complex ptsd #actually ptsd #actually traumatized #did #actually did #dissociative disorder #dissociative identity disorder #endo safe #pro endo #endogenic #<- putting these here so these sick fucks can see what they've fucking done #go ahead block me idc #but please fucking acknowledge you're making getting help a million times harder for those who actually fucking need it #im not gonna give any threats thats mean #but please.please. i emplore you. to acknowledge that you are doing so much bad than good #thank you and good night #im tired

[lucydonato]

6x15 chimney's dad dies and leaves chim a bunch of money -> chim spends it on a big ass fucking engagement ring for maddie -> 6x16 jee yun finds the ring wherever chim hid it in the house -> chim panics trying to find the ring before maddie does -> maddie finds it and tells chim she loves him but isn't sure about getting married again -> chim respects this but keeps the ring -> 6x17 ends on bridge collapse cliffhanger -> 6x18 chim near death experience -> maddie proposes to chim in the hospital and it's a callback to their kiss in 2x13 -> love wins

#thank you and good night

[dahliadreamcraft]

wait a damn minute

Huh. Well that’s weirdly specific.

yikes, poor Maxim—

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. IN A VAMPIRE SHOW SAYING A CHARACTER’S “NOT QUITE DEAD” CARRIES A CERTAIN INHERENT IMPLICATION.

DID MAXIM BECOME A VAMPIRE??

I mean Maxim becoming a vampire would make sense as that’s literally what happened in Harmony of Dissonance, however temporary that was. Presumably there’s no convenient way of reversing vampirism like in the game so if Maxim did become a vampire, he’d stay a vampire. Being forced to mercy-kill your best friend after he was turned into a vampire presumably against his will would definitely add yet another layer of —

Juste. JUSTE. WHY ARE YOU GLOSSING OVER THIS LIKE YOU DIDN’T JUST IMPLY YOUR BEST FRIEND BECAME A VAMPIRE. YOU’RE BEING SPECIFIC ENOUGH ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID TO YOUR WIFE AS SHE DIED IN YOUR ARMS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT CLARIFYING IF YOUR FRIEND BECAME A VAMPIRE OR NOT?!

WHY ARE YOU BEING CONVENIENTLY VAGUE ABOUT THE EXACT CIRCUMSTANCES OF MAXIM’S DEATH?!

So, let me get this right.

You’re telling me, that the character most likely to become a vampire, the driving force of conflict in Harmony of Dissonance, the second protagonist of HoD, whose exact death you are being conveniently vague about—

—WAS STILL ALIVE TO HEAR THE PHRASE “COME BACK TO ME,” SAID BY JUSTE, WHO WE JUST GOT FAIRLY EXPLICIT CONFIRMATION IS GOING TO HAVE TO CONFRONT HIS PAST NEXT SEASON?!

Oh, please tell me this is going exactly where I think it is. PLEASE.

#castlevania #Castlevania Nocturne #Juste Belmont #maxim kischine #Lydie Erlanger #You guys don’t understand how badly i want this #I have a lot of mixed feelings about Nocturne Juste and the fact it feels like they fridged Lydie and Maxim to basically make him Trevor 2. #But if it turns out it’s to actually set up the reveal Maxim’s still alive but he’s become a vampire #I WILL HAPPILY RESCIND MOST OF MY PREVIOUS COMPLAINTS #ESPECIALLY IF THEY USE THE WHOLE “THE BLOOD OF A BELMONT WILL MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN” THING TO JUSTIFY A BITE SCENE BETWEEN HIM AND JUSTE #YES FUCKING PLEASE #I will rescind ALL of my complaints if they give us a vampire Lydie on top of that #I have less hope for that since Juste explicitly saw/held her body and appears to have had her cremated #But if I am wrong and both her and Maxim come back as vampires #I VOTE THEIR NOCTURNE SHIP NAME BE “JUSTEBOX TRIO” #THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

[seblrina]

gender norms are dead. do not ask who wears the pants in the relationship instead ask who is the muppet of a man

and who is the very manly muppet

#thank you and good night #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #sebchal #was this meme ever a thing? i saw exactly one video and was like ah yes you mean sebchal