selected tweets 2016-17
These are tweets from my first @luisneer twitter account. Recently I made a new twitter account with the same username, after having deleted my account and having been without twitter for several months. These tweets are from August 2016 to March 2017, which was most of my first year of college at Shepherd University, in Shepherdstown, West Virginia. I don't go to Shepherd anymore; I transferred to West Virginia University, in Morgantown, WV, after my second semester. My tweets from late March 2017 to [July or August] 2017, when I deleted my twitter, were not archived.
I'm creating this blog post so the world will have access to some of my tweets from the deleted @luisneer, in case they have any merit as literature. I'm still not sure if I will continue to use twitter in 2018/the future. Usually when I use twitter I feel like I'm actually wanting to be doing something else, but I don't know what; or wanting to be using "another app" that doesn't exist. Twitter generally seems bad for me. Questions about my tweets August 2016-March 2017 can be directed at
[email protected]. Thank you
2016
morgantown has ~48 vape shops
**morgantown has ~480 vape shops
siri has werner herzog-like inflections
considering changing outfits when i take several walks in one day (so nobody thinks im a serial killer, stalker, spy, alien)
think i remember ~5% of things i said today
imagined vague connection btwn 'vitamin d' and 'reptar'
felt distinctly that i was a monkey or chimpanzee while crouching in the corner of my dorm room eating peanuts out of a jar
just thought (as a request to my mom) 'fax me my skateboard...'
looked at toilet in bathroom stall with expression of 'utter terror' for what felt like ~15 seconds while it flushed
listening to bright eyes with headphones at house show
feel that the toothpaste i use is advancing decay of my teeth
feel 100% certain that i could train myself to use telepathy to operate my phone during classes
enjoying the sensation of my right leg 'falling asleep' during psychology class (left foot is also 'asleep')
felt 'sociopathic' after eye contact w library worker who watched me pick up & pocket a pair of apple headphones someone had left on a chair
left stolen apple headphones on gray bench across the street from my dorm
repeatedly placed/removed sunglasses while walking in hallway
strong desire to remove all positive patterns from my life and perpetuate/embrace all negative ones
feel that my laptop 'knows' which parts of its screen im looking at
in winchester, VA
thought of my own music as having 'no compelling audible elements'
thought of myself as being legally named 'the fuck up', then couldnt remember my actual name
successfully, i feel, duplicated 'sociopath facial expression' during eye contact with arch-nemesis in stairwell
ive taken 13800mg ibuprofen since i got to college
feel compelled to ask my 9 yr old brother for advice re 'college-level' personal issues
feel smart after sitting on couch in painting studio + reading art magazines for 2 hours
persistent notion that 100% of students at my college personally hate me
psychology professor muttered something like 'scary snake... endocrine system...'
feeling heavily drugged/sedated in psych class
psych professor seems obsessed with/terrified by snakes
imagined kanye smoking crystal meth and tweeting something like 'please help me... cant feel mouth... need help'
saw a moth at open mic, thought about god
experiencing difficulty trying to smile
enjoying using numerous cliches ('the case is closed', 'taking a step back', 'harsh realities') in an essay
intrigued by conversation i had 9 hrs ago w/ 2 boys who countered my tone (calm, eloquent) exactly by being loud and rude in a friendly way
felt simultaneously really cute and really lonely while giggling with my mouth closed in french class
imagined kanye inventing the word 'compactualize' and using it in a sentence during a televised interview
enjoyed 8-sentence john updike bio in norton lit anthology
perceived person standing outside bathroom stall occupied by me could 'sense', via something like echolocation, that i was/am depressed
spoke to french professor in what felt like a distinct persona/alternate luis neer called 'marge simpson voice' luis neer
feel confidently that the public debut of 'marge simpson voice' luis neer was a success
feel that 'marge simpson voice' luis neer is the culmination of an unconscious process that initiated in my mind maybe 3-5 years ago
i want to identify/analyze additional alternate luis neers
i dont like videos
i came to college and got weirder, better at writing, more arrogant, more defeated, more sensible
simultaneously feel that i should run 3 miles and that, at this moment, i would be incapable of running any distance
feel urged to draw new attention to my 'marge simpson voice' tweets
huge power outage at shepherd lol
realized theres no such thing as a 'nation'
remembered ive blown off obligations to several people, not just one person, so my irresponsibility doesnt 'have a focus', felt comforted
feel that my follower count is 'crystallized' / will never increase or decrease ever again
struggled to convert 'stick-and-poke' to past tense during conversation in line at sheetz
feel it would be pleasurable to take a donut + bottle of coca-cola from this sheetz via armed robbery
crossed busy road, felt really surprised i didnt get hit by a car, also i wasnt wearing glasses, was walking to sheetz, bought an icee
laughed alone in my dorm thinking that i should print out a picture of barack obama to put on my wall
drank from separate glasses containing soymilk, coffee, iced coffee, apple juice, cranberry juice, water, sprite for dinner/breakfas
just thought 'from adorno to zizek' sans context while shitting
opened gmail, emailed my father, closed gmail, opened gmail again, viewed email to my father, forwarded it to myself
'camcorder' would be a good band name
i thought arnold palmer had already died
willem dafoe doesnt make me uncomfortable
i want to stop being mean
i hate bfs but i want to be someones bf
wishing i was in a car with friends and no cellular service
tangled up in myself and others
twin peaks is depicted as a small town but its population is greater than that of every city in west virginia including the state capital
eating shark
thought of my own intelligence as 'frightening'
thought while walking to class that ginger ale should be made public domain
had the stitches on my chin removed today, touched the scar tissue for the first time
i miss being in therapy
i love carpet
i love carpet !!
just thought about my own tweets and lol'd
mood lately very fragile
this is what i get for staying up til 5 am
all night i've felt a wave of dread swelling up, now it's really hitting me
sound of laughter in public still frightening + unnerving
my instinct for when to unfriend people on facebook has adapted so that i unfriend people over statuses that make me feel no emotions at all
fuck, im feeling so much terror
gucci mane was born 3 days before conor oberst
the other day i mentioned that i was a poet and this vape guy interrupted me to say "and you didnt know it" and i went fucking nuclear
interacted with mailman who was picking up mail as i was trying to mail chapbooks, he didnt notice at first that i was talking to him
what if old people have secrets
my dad is making me root for a football team but im in pain emotionally
i feel guilty in general
thought of my poem "portrait of a nation without any people" as the "lead single" for my full length; it appeared in potluck 14 months ago
im close friends with satan rn
feel like travis scott never intended for people to spell his name with a $
from now on every time i get honey on something ill list the thing in this thread
finger
desk
coffee cup exterior
pajama pants
knee
carpet
chin
phone
shirt
shoe
thought that my elderly geography prof. moves by "shuffling"
feeling shorter, broader
the only part of the new bright eyes box set i want is the booklet
is there a booklet? i know there are nvr b4 sn photos
the song "lime tree" came to conor oberst in a dream
i like citing things in MLA
i write essays by pretending im werner herzog
doesnt seem to be getting later
lit professor gave my project (sequence of 6 sonnets) a C, i wish she would have gotten me expelled, shelley + ginsberg both were expelled
heard someone in another room ask "where's wal-mart?" as if wal-mart were a person whose location could change
i think i just swallowed a filling while eating popcorn, i am very scared, please help
crazy how things get worse
there are people on my floor having tons of fun and im upset
bit my mattress while sitting in the chair next to my bed
weird that chance the rapper only has 2.4 million followers when he's sort of one of the most famous artists in the world rn
also weird that donald trump has made 34,000 tweets, seems like an incredibly large number
the strangeness of yesterday was, for me, augmented by people on the internet talking about a tv show that ive never seen or heard about
the sunlight is obscene
im so upset about the sun being so bright im afraid to go outside
im glad im the only poet who likes trailer park boys
i slept in a blanket fort under my bed and havent left it all day
yr = your ur = you're
my favorite things are pdfs
now that ive adapted my living space to allow me to never leave my blanket fort i feel like my roommate, omar, exists in a parallel universe
i hear him but i never see him
i love latte art, i drink many lattes
thought that twitter "isn't worth it" in an upset tone while drinking mtn dew
felt pleasant considering uniqueness of all parent-offspring relationships
went through my closet + made sure all shirts and jackets were zipped/buttoned
my blanket is generating flashes of light from static electricity
record store guy became visibly sick of me several months ago; feel a little guilty every time i enter his store to spend money
i prefer EPs
felt "out of control" walking downhill listening to dead kennedys with headphones
writing an essay is difficult because idk how much relevant information other people have already considered / moved on from
have been wanting to write at least one poem inside my blanket fort but i don't think it's going to happen, i don't know why
the internet isn't big enough
usually when i think "i dont understand the uproar about [event]" i realize there is no "uproar"
"uproar" is media's way of manipulating the public spotlight and distracting people from important tasks
feeling helpless + melancholy after dying 15 times and killing 2 stormtroopers in star wars battlefront
the only way to attain conor oberst-level emo hair is to lay in bed and sob for hours
i'm sad
my mom was confused when i told her my first book comes out today
was luis neer in odd future
thought "sometimes i just want to end it and start all over" in an exasperated tone re my goodreads account
becoming increasingly convinced it would be best for me personally to take myself extremely seriously/never joke about myself
thinking that my tweets would seem terrible if i were a senator/governor/other politician
imagined doomsday device for future @starwars movies: the "death train," a normal train that exists in space and destroys planets
how does anyone do it
in science fiction movies, spacecraft usually look like shopping malls
everyone in the world is high except me
feel like i want to have poems published immediately
having delusions of grandeur
im sitting on my record player
my most-used word in 2016 was "bleak"
prepared and ate garbanzo beans w a lot of rosemart at 2:00 AM
my brother has a friend over and is being mean to the friend
all i want for christmas is to never cheer up, ever
watching eyes wide shut and hugging duckuc
my nose feels like it's going to bleed
im sad because every bf looks like me
getting better at eating ice cream by punching it with my tongue
the internet is too freaky...
i think 2017 will be a year of realizing things
im watching the angry birds movie
the angry birds movie is so shitty... why was it made...
ive never had a new years kiss
2017
im weird
eating medicinal ice cream
im not going to do any drugs in 2017
made a medicinal phone call
i want to drink some blood
i dreamed that roger ebert wrote a negative review of life after ppl and called it "liner notes"
years dont kill people
feel inexplicably/explicably really scared about the future of my poetry career
i've felt stoned since i was a baby
downloading google earth
made eye contact in starbucks with possible luis neer incarnation from ~50 years in future; bon jovi "dead or alive" played through speakers
realised that at some point in the future i will become extremely interested in watching football
i recommend reading poems extremely slowly while touching the text with your middle finger/index finger
experiencing cognitive dissonance
used phonetic clues to correctly predict meaning of & use the word "tandem" while discoursing with myself internally
i miss steel pedal guitar sounds on conor oberst songs
my previous incarnation "college luis neer" has evolved to become "high school luis neer-like luis neer in college setting"
thought "man, i got to stop caring what people think about me" in an emphatic tone that seemed confusing/interesting
mediocore
beyonce is cool i think
i want to re-read "v for vendetta" and to not tweet about it
remembered that i own a pinata
i will be at awp
how could i make twitter a better place
i saw 4 people wearing yeezys in dc this weekend
feeling increasingly self-conscious about how much i use the phrase "in the world" or refer to "the world" in poems
felt robot-like while attaching detachable headphones cord to my headphones while wearing the headphones
watching shepherd univ lacrosse team practice from "safety of" student center
i invented releasing two chapbooks in one day
im dumber than me
reasoned mentally that im more likely to produce accurate drawings of myself because "i basically look like a bird, so i just draw a bird"
i want to have a "fake tweet" (e.g. a simple phrase) to tweet repeatedly every time i feel urged to tweet an uninformed/unimportant opinion
my fake tweet for the foreseeable future will be "i dropped my textbook in the stairwell". when i tweet this it means i have an opinion
i dropped my textbook in the stairwell
does anyone remember the chapter of "the hobbit" where bilbo avoids starvation by ingesting peanut butter, honey, cherry nyquil, and water
sensed that all my college friends just simultaneously shifted from having vague/non-serious negative feelings about me to hating me
resulting from continuous building of irrepressible/inevitable conjecture in the friends' conscious thoughts
eating chicken and squash
i click on 100% of poetry links tweeted by poets i follow
when i was writing Waves i was obsessed with waves (e.g. energy waves, frequencies) and used the word "waves" at least ~10 times every day
i dropped my textbook in the stairwell
white nike swooshes on shoes of boy in library look vibrant/magical
terrified of being cool
walked to library really slowly while listening to noise music through big headphones
i was really, really yung when i started publishing and i'm still really yung
2 chainz always looks like he's walking in an airport
i have 5 twitters
i didnt know what bill paxton looked like, i was thinking RIP gene hackman
why doesnt anyone blog about me
thesis statements arent real
thinking about my book
i deleted both my tumblrs by accident
sad about my tumblr
my name is all over the internet
im a lizard
someday there'll be no more ppl
a lot of conor oberst song titles have parentheses
feeling sad about the actions of my clone, who passed away
idk how to use venmo or what it is
present-day tumblr is like the end of the never ending story where atreyu is talking with the rock biter and the nothing is swirling around
when someone, anyone, is upset with me im afraid im going to be assassinated
the views-era apple music ads that depict drake working hard in the studio have really affected and inspired me
on tumblr i have 4 followers
almost all of my tweets seem unimportant
feel that if someone told me that one of my tweets made them upset i would just apologize and delete it
ground control to commander venus
i like my new tumblr
i would be wearing a cardigan rn but i dont have one
feel that i will continue to generate bright eyes-related content throughout my life
is everything ok
i look like michael moore
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wanna chat? pt.22
on ao3
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sup
woke up feeling super drained and out of it this morning. thought maybe writing would help, but nothing was working, so we're here.
shoutout to @sunlitshowers because we looked up flavors of capri sun for an answer on my deh ask blog and she found so many great capri sun flavors and ads. it was amazing
i dont know whats happening here anymore but enjoy
2:45
nino: yo check out how many flavors of fucking caprisun there is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capri_Sun#Flavors
6:23
ladybugfan2020: rip me apparently there was an akuma attack last night????? and i missed it???
oh it was on the other side of the city w/e then i got pics its chill
whats this link nino??
caprisun??
holy SHIT
i need 2 try alL OF THESE
tag yourself im……..
monster alarm
i am monster alarm
ladybugfan2020 has changed their nickname to monster alarm
6:39
nino has changed their nickname to mystic dragon
mystic dragon: what do you think mystic dragon tastes like
monster alarm: something fucking awesome
adrien: I have so many questions
mystic dragon: click the link my dude
join us in this knowledge
adrien: What the hell???
Who thought that the world needed THAT MANY flavors of Capri Sun???
monster alarm: me
this is amazing
im living
i love it
hey marsh
think u can pull some strings so we can get every single of caprisun ever
adrien: No offense but I don’t think my dad would be thrilled with buying
Um
43 different flavors of Capri Sun
mystic dragon: did you just count those
monster alarm: MORE than 43 thats definitely MORE
adrien: Only 43 flavors are for sale! We don’t even live in the right country for some of these
monster alarm: come on rich boy!!!!!
also,, nickanme
adrien: Fine fine
adrien has changed their nickname to multivitamin
mystic dragon: boy
monster alarm: why do i like you
PM between multivitamin and marinette
multivitamin: Hey Mari
Guess what
If we were a Capri Sun flavored, we’d be power team
8:02 in out damned spot
mystic dragon: has anyone talked to mari today????
monster alarm: not me
multivitamin: Nope
mystic dragon: do you think shes awake?
monster alarm: uh oh
monster alarm has renamed this conversation to “orange wake up mari!!!”.
mystic dragon: oh yeah thatll DEFINITELY work al
good job
monster alarm: what am i supposed to do!!!!!!!!!!!!! i already tried calling she didnt pick up
multivitamin: I’ve got her
monster alarm: wait really??
multivitamin: Yeah sorry we might’ve called at the same time
monster alarm: cool
see u nerds at school
mystic dragon: i feel so loved
PM between multivitamin and marinette
multivitamin: Mari
Mari
Mari are you going to wake up
I know we had a really really late night last night I just want to make sure you get to school
I’m gonna show up on your balcony don’t freak out
I mean you aren’t going to see this if you’re asleep so you’ll probably freak out anyway
Ok I’m just going to apologize now
If you punt me to the other side of the country I totally understand
8:17 in orange wake up mari!!!
marinette: IM UP IM UP IM ON MY WAY OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPNEIG NI HER E
mystic dragon: mari!!!
monster alarm: soooo many things babe
get here so we can explain
multivitamin: Get here faster Mari, I think Alya is going to explode
marinette: Fuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkk
Allso I hate ALL OF YOU
WE ALL HAVE M NAMES THIS SUCK S
monster alarm: i can fix this
change ur nickname to elfentrank fairy drink
marinette: excuse me??????
monster alarm: just do it!!!!!!!!!!
mystic dragon: bruh
marinette: FINE FINE!!
marinette has changed their nickname to elfentrank fairy drink
elfentrank fairy drink: Are you happy???/
monster alarm: i am DELIGHTED
mystic dragon: hell yeah girl
multivitamin: Did you all know this chat is exhausting
monster alarm: MARI GET TO CLASS
elfentrank fairy drink: IM GOING
15:03
elfentrank fairy drink: Ok
Nino
Why the fuck were you on the caprisun wiki page at 3 in the morning
mystic dragon: what else are you supposed to do at 3 in the monring?????
monster alarm: thats teh most valid point u could make
elfentrank fairy drink: Remind me how to leave this sky pe group
And this friendship
mystic dragon: wow
monster alarm: </3
PM between multivitamin and elfentrank fairy drink
elfentrank fairy drink: We are not calling ourselves power team
multivitamin: Dammit
You going to bed soon??
elfentrank fairy drink: It is??? Only 15:25??????
multivitamin: Yeah but you fell asleep during lunch
elfentrank fairy drink: Its fine its fine
Im getting used to the no sleep thing for sure
You got the same amount of sleep that I did!! Less!!!!!!
multivitamin: I took a nap after school before my shoot
It was great
It was on the floor
elfentrank fairy drink: Your life is a mess
multivitamin: So is yours bug
You were sleeping on your desk chair when I showed up this mornin g
elfentrank fairy drink: LiSTEN
We got back at lik e 4
I hate so many thing s
Hawk Moth is top of the list
Hes not the entier list because I also hate like
Homework and stuff
BUt hes at the TOP
multivitamin: Go to bed Mari
elfentrank fairy drink: Adrien I cannot explain to you hOW MUCH I HAV ET O DO
HOW DO PEOPLE IN COMICS BALANCE BEING A SUPERHERO WITH EVERYTHING ELSE THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
multivitamin: Well for one thing they aren’t real
And we are
And I feel like a lot of superheroes have problems balancing but Al knows more about superheroes than I do
elfentrank fairy drink: IM GOING TO FAILI OUT OF SCHOOL EBCAUSE OF HAWK MOTH
HOW DID HANNAH MONTANA DO IT
multivitamin: Hannah Montana had lots of money and also? Wasn’t fighting evil
elfentrank fairy drink: You dont know that
multivitamin: Ok that’s true
elfentrank fairy drink: Im literally
Drowning in work
I cant sleep I willl neve r be able to sleep again
OH my go d
multivitamin: You ok buggy?
elfentrank fairy drink: No
No??
I dont think so
Ahhhhhhhh help IM so tired and I have all this physics whcih what hte fuck and Im literally going to break hawk mtohs face?
multivitamin: That’s relatable
elfentrank fairy drink: You NEVER breakdown about this how is that fair??
multivitamin: I mean
I do
Like all the time
elfentrank fairy drink: ???
Why dont you tell m e?
multivitamin: Because I don’t like bothering people with my problems
I have Plagg though and I’m used to dealing with things on my own
elfentrank fairy drink: Thats bullshit??? Im oyour friend and partner youre supposed to t ell m e this stuff
multivitamin: Ok
Ok I will
If you promise to go to sleep
elfentrank fairy drink: HA
multivitamin: I’m coming over
We can talk about emotions because sleep deprived and exhausted is the best time to do that
And we can nap
I’ll try to help with physics but no promises because I wasn’t payinga ttention today
elfentrank fairy drink: Pfff Ive never paid attention to anything ayn whreer
FUck typin g
But thanks
multivitamin: Of course <3 Be there soon
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