Jeff: Why are Charlie and Babe sitting with their backs to each other?
Alan: They had a fight
Jeff: Then why are they holding hands?
Alan: Babe is afraid he will randomly disappear again, so it was either not ever leaving each other's sides or handcuffs
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Pol: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Arm: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.
Pete: You're both losing this game.
Arm: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Pete: Vegas Theeranpanyakul.
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Way, drowning:
Charlie: I'd save him, but who am I to play god?
Jeff: I am god, and I've decided that he's going to die.
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