#th is is terrible

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[chrliekclly]

them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”

me: theyre n love :)

#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team #me: aawwwww <333333 #shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;) #deetress #the gang goes bowling #sunny spoilers #ramblings #s16 #i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho #i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season #and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo #now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show #they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak

[incandescentflower]

here's some very crappy cherry magic thailand valentines I made for my therapy

#cherry magic thailand #cherry magic th #fandom valentines #just complete silliness made by a meme generator #the quality is terrible but they make my heart happy

[turtlecleric]

Imagine.

You've been friends with Rise Leo for so long, that you can't seem to remember a time when he wasn't there teasing you with his signature smirk.

It was always jokes with him. Puns. One liners. Horrible cringe pick-up lines. You name it, he'd say it.

Word play was the game and boy did he know how to play. The dumber they were, the harder you laughed.

You always seemed to be laughing around him. It felt…nice. Just to be silly, let the weight of your world roll off your shoulders just for one moment.

You guessed why that's why it was so easy for you to fall into a habit of teasing him back. Y'all both just needed a reason to laugh.

But…you weren't laughing now.

There, he stood in front of you, with that signature smirk on his lips, telling you that he had feelings for you.

That he ALWAYS had feelings for you; he just never had the words for it until now.

You tilted your head at that, your brow narrowing in confusion as you began to rub a hand nervously over your arm.

So you did what you always did. What he would always do when it came to uncomfortable feelings.

You brushed it off with a laugh, missing the way Leo’s hands flexed at the sound.

You looked up at Leo with a shaky smirk, mirroring his own face, your eyebrow quirked teasingly.

“This is a joke right? I'm missing the punchline here. You've never cared about serious feelings like this before, so why start now?”

Leo’s eyes widened slightly, his stomach sinking as he watched you shake your head with that disbelieving and exasperated smile that he had come to love so much.

His hands slowly curled into white-knuckled fists as he watched you literally laugh away his confession.

You thought… you thought this was a joke. That he wouldn't take these real feelings seriously.

Leo’s gaze narrowed as his attention sharpened into focus on you.

Very well then.

Leo would show you just how serious he could be.

Imagine.

All of those jokes, all of that teasing, that ADHD intellect, that strategy, that charisma and charm directed solely on you.

Imagine.

Every comment, every look, interaction and touch becoming calculated, purpose driven and direct.

Focused. On. You.

Imagine.

Leo wanting to show you what serious intention looks like.

Because it was NEVER a joke when it concerned you.

~Ninja

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #OH I'M IMAGINING #TH. THANK YOU FOR THIS #ohhhhhhh and you know it all comes to a boiling point where you get into an argument with him #which is so so terrible because you two NEVER fight #and because i love cliches it HAS to escalate to him losing that smirk and that self-assured mask and him yelling “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! #BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I'M BEING HONEST AND THE TRUTH IS THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY?“ #ohhh he'd fucking BREAK he'd start to cry and look at you like you hold his life in your hands (because you do. you always have) #and it's only THEN that you realize #all this was... all this was actually real #what he's been saying and doing it's all been REAL this ENTIRE TIME and you've been brushing it off. you've been LAUGHING. #“Leo I'm. I'm so sorry I didn't- I thought you-” #“well?” “well what?” “...do you love /me?/” #asks

[wormswurld]

his lips. his eyes. the curve of his nose. the moonlight on his face 😭 him literally begging and pleading felix to really understand why he did the things he did even though deep down he knows felix will never understand. he won’t be alive long enough to get the full picture. nothing will ever be enough for ollie 😭

#my poor baby #and the thing is felix WOULD forgive oliver #no matter how sick and twisted ollie’s actions were felix would forgive him #HELL HE WOULD FEEL FLATTERED BY THS LENGTHS OLLIE WENT JUST TO GET HIM #also felix terrible just like oliver i hope we are clear abt this lmao #felix x oliver #oliver quick #saltburn #cattonquick #felix catton #saltburn posting #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #lgbtqia

[boygirlctommy]

3 YEARS SINCE CTOMMY DIED... GOOD LORD

#my post #caps #I WAS IN SHOCK #NONONO I REMMEBER I WAS IN REHEARSAL WHEN THE STREAM AHPPENED SO WHEN I GOT HOME I WAS WATCHING THE VOD #AND I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH THE VOD NO SPOILERS WHEN I GOT A NOTIF OF JACK GOING LIVE #AND HIS TITLE WAS SOMETHING LIKE 'TOMMYS DEAD LETS CELEBRATE' AND I WAS LIKE ??? SURELY NOT???? SURELY NOT???????? #AND THEN HE DIEDDDDD AND I STARED BLANKLY INTO THE DISTANCE FOR THREE DAYS STRUAGHT #LITERALLY IT WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT ALL DAY #I WAS LIKE OBSESSIVELY COUNTING TH EMINUTES SINCE HED DIED #LIKE AT SCHOOL SITTING IN CLASS LIKE 'it has been 37 hours and 42 minutes since ctommy died' IT WAS BAD #AND THEN ID DRIVE HOME LISTENING TO SAD MUSIC AND CRY BCUS IT REMINDED ME OF HIM.......... #I WAS DOING SO WELL. AS U CAN TELL. AS YOU CAN SO CLEARLY SEE. #TOMMYS DEATH DID HORRIBLE TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME AND IM SP GLAD HE WAS ONLY DEAD FOR 3 DAYS BCUS I WOULD NEOT HAVE SURVIVED

[bumblingbabooshka]

Voyager plotline in which The Doctor, Seven, Tuvok, and Neelix have to become a barbershop quartet in order to save the crew. With the little outfits and everything. (Harry's providing the music)

#It's life or death bc neither Seven nor Tuvok would want to do it otherwise #Look at the EMH and tell me he wouldn't love to twirl a little cane around and sing a jaunty little tune #I chose Neelix as the fourth bc I remember Seven was trying to teach him how to sing? #and I like a whole 'we'll NEVER get to nationals like THIS!' moment bc he's got enthusiasm but is horribly off key #I think the resolution is that they try to just have Neelix lip sync but something goes wrong and one by one the other members #fall in the middle of the performance for a variety of reasons and then it's only Neelix and whoever was providing his voice falters #and so Neelix just has to sing himself and it turns out the aliens fucking LOOVE his terrible off key vocals #everyone else is groaning (from the variety of ailments and injuries that hit them) and Neelix is grinning with a trophy the aliens gave th #(they also gave their crew back) #fake star trek voyager episodes my beloved #st voyager

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Moon and Readerbot go to couples counseling (Chica is the therapist)

Pls forgive how shitty this looks I was streaming and basically I have 0% effort to put into anything atm dhdgdndhdh

#after everything was fixed but you were still broken #after everything was fixed fic #moon x readerbot #silly bullshit #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf moon x reader #fnaf Chica #doodles #sketches #babbit shitposts #fanfic shitpost #fanfic meme #I forget who suggested this but they r the funniest person on planet earth #readerbot au #bones of a rabbit au #(the joke is that readerbot is physically incapable of speech n sign language in th fic atm #my sense of humor is terrible af idk what to tell you

[dykesbat]

im not immune to cool action sequences <- guy who reads comic books

#it fills me w th emost kiddish glee when bruce does sm incredibly competent in terrible circumstances i can not lie its like hell yeah! #thats my girl! #dc

[kicktwine]

I don’t think I’d be right if I said “if fordola was a guy way more people would like her” because the way she’s built isn’t quite…. Compatible? Maybe? but whatever I AM number one fordola enjoyer and fordola defender and will say completely out there things because of her. Not because I think she’s blameless. she did everything wrong and she’s kinda terrible and her current affliction of reliving her own war crimes through the eyes of the people she hurt is incredible poetic justice . that’s why I like her <3<333 I think she’s a really, really good character. The healer rolequest is making me so happy

#terrible woman caught between wanting always wanting to do good and right. and dull to the terrible things she’s done. and forced to #confront herself through a new lens. and not being apologetic for doing what she thought was right and good. And realizing too late that #the empire slowly; surely dragged her low enough to be blind to how awful she was. and recognizing that she swam deeper on her own #LOVE her. she’s so angry #play game #ffxiv spoilers #I don’t think she can ever be redeemed and I don’t want her to be. I just want her to be like. th- content. I wish her contentment #I don’t have a level 90 healer I am watching Someone Else. If I get a level 90 healer it’ll be way in the future due to sweat and tears #EDIT: SHE SMIIILLLEEEDDD

[c-kiddo]

keep thinkin about in late cr2 when people were sooooo mad that liam said caleb didnt trust essek (yknow, because of the everything* 🤨) but were also Especially mad that he'd trust astrid and also that he still had a lot of (complex) feelings for her (because he grew up with her and they were groomed by the same person and he was in a relationship with her and she's basically a shadow of what he couldve become etc)..... cr fandom top 10 misogyny moments

#*litrally aiding in starting war for his own gains. betraying them . being in aeor which is wizard hubris central... #the double standard of it all....whatevre #disclaimer ik astrid has also done terrible things #but acting as if its worse for caleb to trust her is just bizarre #kiddo say #this was in my drafts lol #th amount of ***** takes in my drafts that i decided not to post is a little bit funny. self preservation

[lunarifie]

An au for The Hollow? In 2023? More likely than you think.

Quick overview since I might draw the others:

Werewolf team — Adam, Mira, and Skeet

Vampire team — Vanessa, Reeve, and Kai

This could just be considered a fantasy AU, but I love relating AUs to The Hollow game, so my interpretation is that they decide to play The Hollow again and the theme is Vampires vs Werewolves.

The game is divided into two huge community teams instead of two 3 person teams. The friend group splits up because Kai, Vanessa and Reeve are like “fuck you vampires are cooler.” And then Adam, Mira, and Skeet are like “uhhh I think you mean werewolves?” And then memory-lost shenanigans in-game ensue.

#excuse my terrible handwriting #Only now realized that Art Fight is Vampire and Werewolf themed which might have influenced this. #he’d probably be called mutt-ears or smth #also yes they turn into bats #the hollow #the hollow netflix #the hollow kai #the hollow vampire vs werewolves au #vampire vs werewolves au #the hollow cartoon #the hollow cartoon fanart #kai the hollow #th kai #kai th #the hollow season 2

[roitaminnah]

(explodes) hey guys! this one is based on something mentioned on the wiki that doesn't have a direct source,, when i first read the wiki i was like 'that can't be right' but i am a changed man. i believe

#butterfly soup #diya #noelle #whats. whatcha th. their ship/relationship name. diyelle?? noiya. ?? sob #im like terrible at ship names before i learned hayjun i was like it must be jayden or hun. girl. #eye have more follow up to this comic however apparently u can only post 10 images on mobile. hmm! #roi draws

[columboscreens]

Sorry but the lineup of this on my dash made me giggle, thought you may like to see

if columbo were to fumble this type of interaction this truly is exactly how he would do it

#columbo #he rolled a d2 #terribly sorry maam i dont mean to make you nervous. ill cross th--well you can go ahead and cross the street since youre already doin that #ask #misc

[spitinsideme]

just watxhed its a wonderful knife (very lovely movie you should all watxh jt also) and made a quick drawing of the girls .. i love them somuxh

#its a wonderful knife #bernie x winnie #actuay terrible that ths show jas so littlw fanart that the title doesnr even pop up on the tags #this mlvie is so good #it NEEDS more works !! mlre art !! mlre fanfics !!! #my ability to draw ships like 10 peoppe know of os truly amazing #in a fandom with 4 fanfics and 2 fanarts

[butmakeitgayblog]

Can we get a snippet of whatever you are writing for #MBFW? Kind of missing my favorite two idiots.

Aight this completely unedited, literally just copy and pasted from the doc without looking it over so excuse any mess ups 😬

Snippet from their first time

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The hallway smelled of stale perfume and mildew with just a hint of old, teenage sweat. The air thick with hormones and heisted dining hall treasures left forgotten and traces of lingering academic regret. The carpet muffled the thuds of their footsteps as they took their sweet tipsy time, winding away from the communal clump of rooms toward the block of private singles on the other side.

Lexa wondered if it was the alcohol flowing through her veins that altered her brain power, or if the kiss that still sat heavy on her lips was entirely to blame. She ran her tongue along her teeth, ground it against the ridged roof of her mouth in a nervous tick, still tasting hints of cherry vodka mixed with the sweetness of her best friend's lips.

The strum and thump of base grew distant, swelled and died along with the few snickered cheers at their departure. The fingers lazily twined with her own gave a little squeeze when they pulled even with a now familiar door. She'd been wet for hours. Biting her lip and digging her nails in just too hard for comfort, anything to just to keep her composure while surrounded by the chatter of upperclassmen. Bodies pressed tight in a sea of sweaty bodies, moving to the base of unknown songs as she'd held Clarke close. Ass grinding into the cradle of her hips. Lips ghosting lines along her neck

She'll wonder for years if she looked as dopey as she felt, smiling so brightly, so gently in the dimmed light of that dorm corridor. But it didn't matter. Not when blue eyes glanced at her with such heat over the bend of a bare shoulder. 

Blood rushed hot in Lexa's veins when they pulled to a stop just outside Clarke's door. The alcohol and perfume and sweat from too many wasted touches as they'd grinded rather obscenely on the makeshift dance floor left Lexa feeling greedy. Hungry for more. 

She crowded into Clarke's space, pushing her hips firm against the curve of Clarke's ass. Felt Clarke's shudder as she smoothed her palms over her waist, over her ribs, caressed the softness of her belly and down. 

Fingers skating over the button and zip, they nearly collapsed against the door, moan echoing moan when Lexa found the seam of tight jeans and cupped the heat between Clarke's legs. 

She grinned at the buck of Clarke's hips, both writhing with each grind against her palm as Lexa rubbed at the wetness hidden beneath tight jeans that let her strokes move so easily. Her other hand slipped up Clarke's ribs and cupped the generous curve of her breast, her arms around Clarke's waist the only thing keeping them up. 

Clarke's head fell with a thunk against her door as she covered the hand on her breast and squeezed. "Fuck, Lex."

"I'm trying, love."

Her words, whispered hot into the skin of Clarke's neck, earned her a delicious little whimper.

Clarke unlocked the door with an impatient grunt and shoved it wide, stumbling out of Lexa's hold just long enough to whip around and reach for her again. To find Lexa's hands and pull her closer. Palm to palm, fingers laced, and a spark of fire in blue eyes.

"You coming?" Clarke asked in a teasing hush, using her grip to sway Lexa into her till their chests brushed.

Lexa gave a whiskey-laced nod.

If she had her way, there wasn't a prayer's chance in hell they would be doing anything else.

She let herself be pulled over the threshold. Barely noticed when the door was kicked closed behind her with a rather inconsiderate slam. Couldn't be bothered to take in one single thing other than her friend, this siren, beckoning her forward to a most pleasurable kind of death. Her heart raced as she matched every one of Clarke's slinking steps across the dorm room. Stalking her. Crowding Clarke toward the bed she'd spent hours lounged across pretending to study, sneaking glances and too-intimate touches that never felt like enough, while dreaming of this exact moment.

Her stomach swooped at the look of hunger that darkened such warm and inviting blue. Faces so close she felt each fan of Clarke's breath, so close all it would take was a lift of Lexa's chin to make the charged energy of the spell break. 

It didn't feel strange to blindly sneak her fingers under the soft cotton of Clarke's shirt. To find the fiery warmth of skin that laid below. It didn't feel strange to match Clarke's pleased sigh when she obediently raised her arms, letting Lexa pull the shirt over her head in a cascade of blonde that stuck wild and frizzed in the aftermath. 

It felt right. 

With how easy it all was. 

To be touching her friend so intimately. To feel how easily they could shift from serious to giggling with just a look as Lexa reached out and tucked back a few particularly wild curls. 

Half-drunk laughs bounced off paper-thin walls between the heat of deep, breathy kisses. Clarke wrenched Lexa's shirt off far less gently, tossing it aside without a care before reeling them back together in a clash of skin. 

It felt right to take a moment when their legs hit the bed to kiss her. To let their smiles fall away as Lexa pressed close. Flush against the heated skin of Clarke's body. Belly to belly. Breast to breast, feeling the hard peaks of Clarke's nipples against her own through her bra.

Fingers found the sweat dampened curls that clung along her neck and tugged Lexa into a slower, languid kiss. And Lexa really didn't understand how she had managed these few weeks since they'd met. Of not letting herself kiss her best friend. She couldn't fathom how she'd survived without it, how'd she'd just let herself walk away time and again. Couldn't begin to imagine ever going back to days of not having Clarke, exactly like this…

She settled in Clarke's lap, the tired springs from the surely used-and-abused mattress groaning under their weight as she straddled jean-clad thighs. It felt powerful in that moment, rising up on her knees and feeling the stretch of Clarke's neck as she reached to follow. It felt powerful leaning over her. Seeing such yearning just for her. Leaning down to recapture those perfectly kiss-sheened lips.

Hands slipped up her spine in drags of fingertips and tickling nails as teeth raked over her bottom lip, moaning at the soothing caress of satin tongue that followed. Her hips jerked with a pulse of arousal that pounded hot between her thighs, nodding in a hurry when Clarke clipped Lexa's bra free and followed with her own. Arms twisting and fumbling in the rush to rid themselves of any barriers left until they were bare. Leaving them open to wandering eyes and hands, each hissing in pleasured relief at the soft crush of their breasts. 

The groaned sound of Clarke's, "Fuck, I need you," nearly burned Lexa alive.

They pulled back just far enough to gulp down a lungful of air, each still grasping at any bit of skin within reach to keep them close. 

"What do you like?" Clarke panted in lust-laden breaths between nips along Lexa's chin, sucking marks Lexa knew she'd pretend to be mad about later as fingers dipped below the waistline of her jeans.

Lost in the feel of hands greedily palming her ass, all Lexa could manage is a strangled, "I don't know."

"Fingers or tongue, babe."

"Either. Just— Whatever you want."

"No, beautiful. I wanna hear you tell me how to how to make you come."

Lexa bit her lip with whimper. "I don't know, just anything. Whatever you want, love. I trust you."

The lips against her collarbones kissed to a devastatingly slow stop.

"Lex... Have you done this before?"

Even in the haze of just how fucking turned on she was and, god, how good Clarke's teeth, lips and tongue felt dragging across her skin, Lexa heard the muffled question against her skin and felt every muscle in her body tense. 

"Um," she croaked around the desert lodged in her throat, weighing her answer before settling on the truth. "... No." 

It really shouldn't have felt like a revelation at all because she'd been honest with Clarke, with only Clarke, about her upbringing and the years spent mostly in solitude. Hiding these particular pieces of herself away in the shadows of her small town.

But still, it'd become a habit in the weeks leading up to this moment. To skirt around the topic of exes and intimacy, to along the grey areas between insulation and outright lying about all things Lexa wasn't entirely well versed in. 

Beyond theory, that is. 

She wasn't ashamed to admit it, despite the distinct sudden grip of her fingers on Clarke's shoulders, because she knew the fundamentals backwards and front (quite literally). Had considered herself a walking lesbian encyclopedia since the ripe old age of sixteen, and could rattle off every position and erogenous zone with an ease that she was convinced would put her high school sex ed teacher to shame. 

The problem was, embarrassingly, she'd never actually quite gotten around to put all her hard earned knowledge into action. Not with her grandfather and not with balancing her schoolwork and jobs, and she certainly hadn't dared to slip one toe out of line (much less a finger) when accepting the hospitality of those who'd let her crash on their couch for a few days. 

So it really shouldn't have been an surprise. 

And yet she prepared herself for a stutter of hands all the same. She scrunched her eyes shut to block out the devastation that would come of any judgmental looks when Clarke inevitably pulled back and pushed her away. 

Her stomach dropped at the thought of her friend's incredulous look of surprise and dismay.

But… it never came.

In the rather scant amount of time that had seemed to stretch on for miles within the confines of Lexa's own mind, the hot mouth working against her skin had trailed up her neck in a line of lingering kisses to wrap around her earlobe and suck. 

She felt the sting of Clarke's smile and the bite of her grin. Felt as much as heard Clarke husk in a voice made of pure sex and smoke against her ear, "Don't worry, baby. I'll show you."

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#anon #MBFW #Clexa #it gets pretty filthy after that #but then there's afterglow #and a snack #and stuff that'll recur in the fic because Andi Likes To Hurt Her Own Feelings 🙂 #sorry it's taking so long for everything i know it sucks waiting #i appreciate the patience and the kindness of sticking with me #just been a lot of days of feeling terrible plus doctors appointments and tests #but i am working and moving things along i promise #medusa has like 20k professor au has like 10k this has like 5k and ths main fic has like 3k words #so there's stuff on the horizon i promise