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vultureboi · 22 days
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Hua Cheng: I have a special someone *describes Xie Lian*
Xie Lian: I wonder who San Lang’s wonderful person is?
The audience:
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i remember seeing this post back when i was new to tgcf and hadn't seen the donghua and was like lol that's an extreme reaction
anyways my sincerest apologies to that person just watched the first episode of the donghua for the first time and screeched like a banshee my roommate texted and asked if i was okay
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jayktoralldaylong · 1 year
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I was trying to recall Xuan Ji's name. XD
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Google seems convinced though that the real Ex is Rong Guang.
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asterryflower · 1 year
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Tgcf as Starbucks drinks.
I tried tbh but i struggled for some so it might not be as accurate 😅
Xie Lian: White hot chocolate -> simple, warm and sweet
Hua cheng: cold brew with vanilla sweet cream -> strong and cold but always sweet for gege
Feng Xin: pumpkin spice -> strong taste and “spicy”
Mu Qing: citrus black tea or something -> sour and bitter but “refreshing”
Qi rong: a mix of tea, milk and coffee with random extras -> weird and bad tastes but funny in a way
Gu Zi: any sweet drink with sweeter extras -> he’s a child no need to elaborate further
Shi Qingxuan: venti matcha Frappuccino with caramel drizzle, whipped cream, vanilla syrup and cookie crumbles on top -> extra and sweet but we still love it
He Xuan: ice with caramel syrup -> not even drink lol, cold hearted mf, sweet (soft) spot for sqx, in debt.
Yin Yu: iced coffee with 6 shots espresso -> tired assistant
Quan Yizhen: sweet milk/vanilla steamer -> simple(minded) “child”-like tastes
Ling Wen: like Yin Yu, iced coffee with 6 shots espresso -> overworked tired employee
Pei Ming: iced coffee no sugar, no milk -> basic adult drink, gives “hot fuckboy” vibes for him idk..
Shi Wudu: a cup of water with no lid -> do i need to say more..
Lord Rain Master: a tall espresso -> doesn’t take money donations so can only afford the cheapest drink (water works too since it’s free)
Jun Wu: cold brew with bland milk foam -> pretty looking idk, basic mature adult vibes?
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biboomerangboi · 2 months
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Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.
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kiksniko · 4 months
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live laugh love hualian
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sokkalore · 4 months
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qi rong immediately clocking hualian as gay… well yes!
bonus: xie lian’s reaction
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bishy437 · 7 months
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hua cheng you are drinking vinegar 🤧
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davejolina · 21 days
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we’ll never know what it was
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they are so in love and disgusting and also sarcastic bitches. follow for more / prev comic / next comic
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onhoude · 1 month
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Hua Cheng, lying to villagers to get them off his back: "I'm not interested in meeting anyone. I am already married to someone I love dearly back home."
Xie "somehow that made him feel bad" Lian: "San Lang, by any chance, please don't mind me if I'm overstepping, but was that true? Not that I doubt it, someone as accomplished, capable and elegant as you is bound to be loved by many extraordinary people. I was just curious, do you truly have someone like that back in Ghost City? Are you devoted to someone already? Do you have someone you wish to smile so kindly to? Someone who lights up your life? There truly is someone who treats you how you deserve? Just imagining there is someone so impressive to captivate someone like you, San Lang, wow, what a thought, ha ha."
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vultureboi · 22 days
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The TGCF books in a nutshell:
A street rat “ruins” a cool ceremony by almost dying and everyone blames him. But is saved by this awesome prince guy and the kid falls in love. Then proceeds to be a stalker for the next 800yrs.
But! Turns out, there’s already a stalker! Who has been stalking the prince character since his fucking birth. And is determined to make him exactly like him?? Like- an identical copy??? So he ruins his life time and time again.
Meanwhile this prince character is stuck living hell on earth while being immortal and being stabbed thousands of times over the course of 800yrs, was framed for so much shit, everyone left him at some point, his parents hung themselves and now their souls are in a silk band that is sentient and protects the prince.
Then the stalker number 1 reveals himself and is super gentlemanly to him and treats him like a fucking Princess. The sexual tension is suffocating.
They go on this huge goose chase and eventually find out that stalker number 2 is the cause of everything. So then everyone prepares for battle. And then the whole heavenly temple realm thing becomes a giant mecha with a flaming sword. And the prince and stalker number 1 are on a giant statue of the prince fighting with said heavenly realm mecha. So now it’s a mecha fight.
Then it all comes to a close and the prince and stalker number 1 become husband and wife(?) and live happily ever after.
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komaneko-kun · 4 months
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The queen had always liked Feng Xin
bonus xianle trio silly under the cut:
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jayktoralldaylong · 1 year
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Shi Qingxuan is throwing a slumber party. All the gods are invited. There's just one catch. It's a girl's-only slumber party. To get in, they have to come in their female form. So who's attending? Let's go! 😆 (Note, these are just my opinions, feel free to add yours):
Ming Yi - Ming Yi no longer has anything to lose. She's been doing thing for way too long now. She shows up before everyone else so she can devour twice as much food.
Pei Ming - Much to Shi Qingxuan's absolute horror, Pei Ming is the next guest to show up. The famous is general is in fact shameless enough to switch genders so she can check out what the other gods look like as girls. 😎 Besides, much to her pleasure, her female form is sexy and she wants to see how many lesbians she can pull.
Ling Wen - Pei Ming dragged her along. She doesn't have time for this and has too much work to do. However, it is a nice change to have a goddess gathering, especially with all of the issues with her gender and the misogynistic times. She gets to hang out with the chill goddesses in heaven without too much effort on her part since she gets to come as herself. She needs the rest and self love.
Shi Wudu - She was surprisingly very hard to drag into this party. "If I go along with this it will only encourage Shi Qingxuan's nonsense" she said. She showed up anyway cause all her best friends were going and her sibling was hosting. It would be rude not to go. Of course she's shown up as the best dressed gal, with a slit in her dress and everything. Pei Ming fails at pretending not to oogle her. The three tumours definitely spend the rest of the night gossiping and giggling like mean girls.
Xie Lian - Let's face it, Xie Lian is coming as a cross dressing dude. MXTX was very explicit about how Xie Lian feels about being a woman. I think all the emphasis was to make sure no one got it twisted. Xie Lian does not turn into a girl to have sex, he is 100% a gay man. He is a man who's in love with a man and it's something he does not want to erase. Shi Qingxuan will make an allowance for him, but he's definitely crossdressing in a pretty white dress.
Hua Cheng - We're not gonna explain how he got there but he's attending anyway. He will be joining his cross dressing husband. Hua Cheng is probably more thrilled about crossdressing than Xie Lian is. He's got earrings, heels, a sexy red dress that Xie Lian can't stop staring at (and feeling a little jealous when others' stare. Probably gonna end up leaving that party early so they can do something about all the worked up feelings Xie Lian is gonna have).
Mu Qing - Mu Qing heard about the party and had no intention of intending. Then he heard Xie Lian would be there. He helped Xie Lian into his dress because Xie Lian is terrible at makeup. Xie Lian insisted he come too. Mu Qing came too. She's a little shy at the party. She gets even shyer when everyone tells her how pretty she is. They're amazed by it. All those compliments send her hiding somewhere so she can social recharge.
Feng Xin - He also had no plans on going till he heard Mu Qing was going so of course he showed up. She was also stunned by how pretty Mu Qing looked. Mu Qing helped her fix her hair cause it was a mess. Pause at the awkward moment where they're closer than they expected to each other. Split to opposite ends of the party. Keep bumping into each other. End the party kind of curled up together cause it's just warmer that way and they're still getting used to their new bodies.
Quan Yizhen - Got invited and came as a dude. There was nothing anyone could do about it. Quan Yizhen didn't know how to change into his female form and he didn't see why he should. Someone got Yin Yu. Quan Yizhen finally switched to female. She was absolutely adorable. Especially how she followed Yin Yu around for the rest of the night. Qué curly haired girl in the most adorable robes marching after Yin Yu everywhere.
Yin Yu - Somehow found himself bundled to a party with Crimson Rain and given spiritual powers so he could switch genders. All because his former junior was causing trouble (yet again, surprise surprise. Yin Yu doesn't get paid enough for this). Qi Ying is even cuter as a girl though so Yin Yu can't really complain. She pets her hair and they spend the rest of the slumber party together.
Qi Rong - (So somehow the calamities are attending too). She just wanted to show off being the hottest girl in the room. Failed miserably. Tried to beat Ming Yi at eating all the food in anger. Failed miserably yet again. Cried to Guzi 💀 (Who was allowed in since he's just a kid). Got chased around by Lang Qianqiu. Ended the party curled up fast asleep with her arms protectively around Guzi in a hidden unnoticed spot at the slumber party.
Lang Qianqiu - Didn't really want to go (Busy dealing with teenage angst), all that changed when he heard Qi Rong was at the party. She stormed in just like her male counterpart always does (like a wrecking ball!). Chased Qi Rong everywhere. Got distracted blushing over Xie Lian. Hua Cheng noticed. Hua Cheng proceeds to give a display of how close he and Xie Lian are. Lang Qianqiu backs off after that. Gets with Shi Qingxuan with heavy drunk singing about angst, love and innocence shattered.
Pei Su - Got pardoned for the night so she could be Pei Ming's little helper. She ended up spending most of the night with Banyue, blushing at her compliments and feeding each other snacks.
Banyue - Was excited that she could attend. Followed Xie Lian everywhere and happily did whatever she was doing. Got distracted when she saw Pei Su. Fawned over how pretty she looked.
Yushi Huang (Rain Master) - She was the last to show as she was surprised anyone was inviting her for something. She also doesn't get out much and had to be kicked from her farm so she could have a bit of fun for once in her beautiful life. She settled beside Ling Wen and actually enjoyed the event.
Jian Lan - Was told no babies allowed and ditched.
Xuan Ji - Was actually given an invitation (cause Shi Qingxuan hadn't realised Pei Ming would show up). Ends up bonding with female Pei Ming who she's ranting to about her horrible ex 💀. Pei Ming has no idea she's Xuan Ji cause they don't exchange names.
Jun Wu - He heard about the party. He thought it was cute. He did not attend. (You'd think wearing a new face wouldn't matter as much. He likes keeping an eye on his favourite son but he's not that desperate. 💀 - I get the feeling Jun Wu wouldn't even know what to do with a female body. He's barely gotten through studying his own).
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months
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Game night results (from this poll)
Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!
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eyes-of-nine · 3 months
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part 2 | part 3
since s2 i decided to do some screenshot redraws of my favorite sillies (not counting hualian bc they would automatically win and i already have like ten wips of them) so here's part 1
anyways sqx haiiiii ily<3333 can I have your gender pls
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