Absolutely no one:
Sam’s Wings when he dives for Karli:
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Me trying to explain the new tfatws episode to my sister that has never seen a marvel movie in her life:
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Sam: *jumps out of a plane and lands gracefully*
Sam: I’M GAY!
Bucky: *falls out of the plane and crash lands while destroying a ton of trees*
Bucky: I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!
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Idk I think Bucknasty has a point...
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John Walker: *exists*
Bucky: This man is a problem.
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Sarah Wilson after she stops her kids from eating cheerios and has a second to think about her phone conversation with Sam:
[ID: meme of Nick Young, a Black man with short cropped hair, a goatee and a white t-shirt, looking supremely confused, bemused, and concerned, with multiple question marks around his head. End ID.]
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Okay but, Sam is the mom friend (who tries to look out for his buddy’s wellbeing at the detriment of his own) and Bucky is the dad friend (who will beat someone attacking his friend in an alley with no hesitation.)
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THEY RELEASED MORE ZEMO DANCING FOOTAGE! I AM D E A D
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Bucky: I can fit the whole world in my hands!
Sam: Bucky what the hell. I told you to stop reading that 21st Century pickup line book.
Bucky: *cups Sam’s ass with his hands*
Sharon, walking past them: I concur.
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Please, in the next three episodes can we have one more reference to nerd!Bucky? That’s all I’m asking for.
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Just- Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson remaking HSM2’s “I Don’t Dance.”
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-After a mission (where Sam is Cap)-
Bucky: Ugh, Sam is so annoying.
Guy walking down the street: Fuck the new Captain America!
Bucky: *pulls out machine gun*
Bucky: The fuck you say?
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Sam: He is fun kryptonite. He is NyQuil to fun.
Bucky: Don’t ever listen to what Sam Wilson says. I am not kyptonite of fun.
Bucky: I AM FUN!
Kid at the store who just wanted Bucky to help him get something from the top shelf:
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Here’s some LGBTQIA+ TFATWS profile pics for y’all.
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Sam: *is shirtless*
Bucky’s disaster bisexual ass:
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Bucky: Let me run this bi you.
Sharon: Lesbi honest.
Zemo: Let’s pan this out.
Sam: I’m gay.
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Bucky throughout all of tfatws: *aggravated gay noises*
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