#texts from the brodinsons

[presidentlokis-hornyhelmet]

Kid Loki visiting Midgard

Kid Loki, texting Thor: Brother i love you more than Midgard 🗡🛡💥

Thor: thank you, Loki

Thor: though I am half Midgardian ...

#Stolen from the text my second grader cousin sent to her dad #And his reply to it #Brodinsons #Incorrect quotes #Thor #Loki #Thor odinson #EDITED *

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

#fanfic #ao3 #archive of our own #fandom things #tumblr things #i may have said this at some point #i'm sure i have #but whatever - just in case #i don't say this with the presumption that i'm so amazing and people are clamoring to save my fics #but just if anyone is so inclined that's all #ftr i don't intend on ever removing my fics from ao3 or deleting fandom things from this blog #i've always shared my fandom things with the intent of keeping them shared bc that's the whole point of posting #but the fandom atmosphere and ao3 constantly being under attack who knows what can happen #not that this applies to anyone but should all else fail you can also reach out to me and i will personally give you a copy #at least of fics bc i save everything #not so much the tumblr things but this is a good reminder to myself that i should do that for the things i care about #that i've made or done and only posted here #anyway sorry i have now used up my quota of the putting words into sentences doing for today #i have plans to stare into the void now

[uniiiquehecrt]

Thor Odinson

tagged by : @beheworthy bc i would ALWAYS like 💖💖💖

Give me a fictional character and I will say:

Favorite thing about them: His big dumb hero's heart. His compassion. How much he loves his home, his people, his family, his beloved, his friends — how much he loves.

Least favorite thing about them: //stares pointedly at his inability to form meaningful connections because Thor is Not Allowed to be Not Okay (even when it's obvious and people he loves asks him to share his heart).

Three things I have in common with them:

I am, myself, an elder sibling!! And one whose younger brother was/is someone I am incredibly close to, care a great deal about — that entire drama is very close to home for me.

A passion bubble for friends and family that's, on occasion, close to the surface... but otherwise am chill 👍

and .... bunt out golden child syndrome vibes. Especially that vibe of "do it on your own and put on your leader face at all times, because all eyes are on you, good luck"

Three things I don’t have in common with them:

His ... overly reserved nature. I've been told I can be serious but I don't think I brood the way he does.

One day I will be nearly half as eloquent in my speech outside of writing 🙏

The way that Thor is able to just command a room???? Goals. Total goals. I'm either very good at directing conversations or shaky at it and I wish I had Thor's level of confidence.

Favorite line:

"i would rather be a good man than a great king."

OR ALTERNATIVELY.

"is that why everything's on fire~?"

BROTP: Brodinsons 100% . Then the entire warriors + sif squad dynamics! I'm forever sad we never got more of them all together. Then Heimdall, because Thor deserves positive mentor figures in his life. (and as far as the avengers proper go: Thor/Steve absolutely deserves more recognition they were the og duo as far as Age of Ultron is concerned and y'all , we've all been sleeping.)

OTP: Fosterson ! :D They're adorable star-crossed lovers, and he loves her very much. (and she feels the same for him !)

NOTP: if i see (1) more fan art of thorki in the thor tag i will scream. I guess also bruce/thor and valkyrie/thor exist ...??? I'm not really sure who Thor's exactly shipped with in the MCU besides Jane.

Random Headcanon: One time I considered the thought of little!Thor being exceptionally friendly with his kitchen staff servants, and because he's a strong little guy, he'd pick up giant barrels 3x his size and lug them around just because he wants to be helpful. And he'd do it with or without the prize of getting snuck goodies (though he would definitely prefer the goodies, were it up to him.)

Unpopular Opinion: I'm not sure if this counts as an unpopular opinion exactly, but I do always find it interesting that in the Frozen Vault Scene in Thor (2011), what the cinematography and editors show us that sets Thor off is seeing the dead einherjar...

And I'd actually say that this triggers his anger more than the interruption of his crowning ceremony.

So with that in mind, I'm not actually sure that (most of) his rage regarding the situation was about the coronation at all, in that case. At least, not in comparison to the fear he states (semi-subtextually) about being strong enough to maintain Asgard's borders were. ("They know you are vulnerable.")

He actually seems to only be upset about the coronation AFTER Odin makes it very clear he's decided to change his mind and rescind the crown from him entirely ... which only further fuels the point that Thor isn't ready. (aka: the one thing Thor is keenly aware of, scared of, and is scared the Frost Giants also know.) Which, you know, he's not at that point in time, but I don't see a lot of people talk about the details of that particular inciting incident all that much.

(honestly the ENTIRE text and subtext of the frozen vault scene absolutely FASCINATES ME so maybe I'll do a deep dive on it one day idk)

Song SONGS I associate with them: ... //looks at my 5-minutes-until-13 hr playlist uh...

Glowing, Boreas, and Rounds by The Oh Hellos

Plant Life, The Real World, and Bird with a Broken Wing by Owl City

No Sanctuary by UNSECRET (ft. Sam Tinnesz and Fleurie)

Afterglow and Places by Portrair

Paper and Ink (fosterson) and Everything Changes in Time (brodinsons) by Madds Buckley ... also Hoping on Another Life by Madds Buckley

Favorite picture of them:

//pulls out my entire dark world screenshots folder bc are you really going to make me choose, quirks, are you really going to make me choose

soft beautiful 🥺🥺🥺🥺 precious boy ... give me more of that poncho look tho thanks

Tagging: @darkwee009 for pinkie pie or for kirby ! :D whichever you'd like more, friend !!!

#(SENDS YOU KISSES 😘) #&&. whispers #&&. thor. #&&. | marvel. | #(also no no i am not ashamed of my 13 hour playlist for thor) #(yes you can absolutely ask for more song recs i have too many) #(And probably more on the way)

[taaroko]

Trying my voice at podfic...

My dear friend’s English husband told me I’m quite good at faking an English accent, and I took that as a green light to record my big Thor fanfic in podfic form, with accents. So far I’ve recorded only the first chapter, but it’s linked from the top of the regular text chapter on Ao3, and I will add more links as I record more chapters. No idea how quickly this is going to get done (or if this is going to get done) since the priority should be writing more new chapters, not recording old ones, but it’s kinda fun! I’ve been reading my fics out loud to my baby brother for as long as I’ve been writing them, and now you guys can get in on that too.

Please let me know if it’s any good in the Ao3 comments.

If I Could Start Again, Chapter 1: Mulligan, now as a podfic!

Length: 13 minutes.

Summary: Stormbreaker strikes Thanos a couple inches to the left of where it does in canon, with much more satisfying results. However, revenge alone won't fill the voids left behind by all that Thor has lost. The Time Stone might be able to help with that.

Infinity War Thor is thrown back into his younger body on the night of the botched coronation. He's going to be doing things a lot differently this time.

Brodinsons-focused time travel AU.

#thor #fanfiction #podfic #brodinsons #time travel au #if I could start again

[general-cyno]

tagged by @brodinsons thank you! 😉

relationships: broke up with my (now ex) boyfriend earlier this year

break ups: see above

kids: no thanks lmao, my little sister and i are abt 13 years apart in age and i love her but taking care of her has given me real life experience on what having kids entails and just. no

brothers and sisters: 4 half siblings on my biological father's side and my little sister from my mother's side

pets: had two dogs, tony and joey, but tony died last year and joey unfortunately had to stay at my mother's when i moved out (he's fine and i've visited him a few times but i miss him sm)

surgeries: one! i got appendicitis when i was like. 12 i think

tattoos: none, but only because tattoo artists in my town aren't exactly good or trustworthy

countries you've been to: none, i've only traveled within colombia

been in an airplane: yeah a few times

been in an ambulance: nope thankfully i've never had any super serious/dangerous health issues

sing karaoke: yeah lmao i sing terribly but it's fun

ice skating: never, my town doesn't have ice skating rinks (i don't think they're even common in colombia????)

been in a cruise: no, we had a family trip to an island a couple of years ago and we traveled by boat tho (also, the open sea???? TERRIFYING)

driven a motorcycle: i can barely drive a bicycle lmao so no buuut i have been on motorcycles as a passenger

ridden a horse: i don't think so?????? weirdly enough i have ridden an elephant

stayed in a hospital: yeah

favorite fruit or berries: apples

favorite colors: black, red and pretty much any color in pastel

last text: a screenshot of a meme i saw on facebook that i sent to my friends' groupchat

coffee or tea: neither

favorite pie: i've never eaten one i think, it's not exactly a common dish here

favorite pizza: salvator's (a colombian restaurant) pepperoni pizza is SO GOOD

cat or dog: both

favorite time of the year: considering my town is pretty much a section of hell that stayed on earth and we don't have seasons aside from 'burn in hell bitches' and rain, rainy season

met a star: only local celebrities

flown a helicopter: no and i don't wanna

been on tv: i hope the fuck not, appearing on my university's webpage and instagram is Enough

broken my leg: no i haven't broken anything in general, it's a running family joke that we have strong bones so almost no one's broken any, tho i did semi-dislocate my kneecap on my first year of uni

seen a ghost: i think so, im like. 99% sure my childhood home is haunted

been sick in a taxi: yeah, also in a bus.....it was terrible

seen someone die: no

#personal #long post #tp #the horse thing really got me thinking.....my life experiences are weird

[nt-conversations]

INTJ and INTP are at a going away party, sitting together on some steps, out of the way. INTP is sprawled fabulously, INTJ is hunched, and stiff, in their "I'm around people" pose. They are both on their phones. INTJ is looking at funny Thor and Loki #Brodinsons posts on Tumblr, occasionally leaning over to show INTP. INTP, meanwhile, is baiting someone over text, trying to start a fight. INTP abruptly looks up from their sprawl across the stairs.

INTP: Oh my god.

INTJ: What

INTP: Look at what we're doing. I'm trying to start a fight on the internet, and you're looking up funny memes. We're Loki and Thor.

INTJ: YES. Hey -

INTP: We are NOT DOING Get Help.

#rational conversation #mbti #intp #intj #marvel #loki #loki laufeyson #loki (marvel) #loki odinson #thor #thor ragnarok #thor odinson #brodinsons #ragnarok #mcu #avengers

[sassycassie-s-writing]

Group Chatting with Nerds

By: SassyShoulderAngel319

Fandom/Character(s): Avengers - A Lot of Characters.

Rating: PG

Original Idea: This was originally a part of Same Story, Different Versions (Version 1) but it got too long so I made it its own fic and changed it up slightly.

Notes: (Masterlist)(About Me) I love reading Group Chat fics but have never written one. This one is a bit akin to how my friends and I group chat. Featuring @moonlight-lyrics and @saviorsong as Wonder-Pool and Nightsong, respectively. I promise in my bio at the top of my blog that my writing will have next-to-no profanity, but this one has a way around it.

^^^^^

GROUP MMS: Me, Nerdy Stark, Wonder-Pool, Nightsong, Spider-Nerd, Bird Nerd #1, Bird Nerd #2, WintNerd Soldier, Wanda Witch, Thor BROdinson, Black Widow Is Awesome, Bruce BanNerd, & CapNerd America.

Nerdy Stark: Calling all in the area! Team movie night tonight! Any votes on what to watch?

Wonder-Pool: Horror!

Me: Absolutely not! If you guys make me watch a horror movie ONE MORE TIME, I’m quitting the team!

Spider-Nerd: Aw don’t go!

Nightsong: She won’t. She’s just trying to make a point.

Me: MEL! Good to hear from you!

Nightsong: You too kid.

Nerdy Stark: Back to the movie???

Bird Nerd #2: Wrangling these kids is like herding cats, isn’t it?

Wonder-Pool: Shut up Sam.

Wonder-Pool: Ok. If not horror, how about that new rom-com?

Nerdy Stark: Oh dear [Auto-Censoring Engaged] %$&* no!

Wonder-Pool: Why not?

Bird Nerd #2: Because it’s cheesy and boring.

Nightsong: Cheesy and boring can sometimes be really fun. Back off!

Bird Nerd #2: …

Me: Okay, okay, okay. How about something we can all attempt to agree on? Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol?

Spider-Nerd: Yes!

WintNerd Soldier: No.

Spider-Nerd: What? Why?

WintNerd Soldier: Unrealistic and [Auto-Censoring Engaged] %$&* ridiculous.

Me: What? Climbing up the side of a building? Barnes, there are literally TWO people in this group chat who can do that. Three if you count Widow’s epic parkour skills. Ever heard of “suspension of disbelief”?

Nightsong: Of course he hasn’t. He’s old.

WintNerd Soldier: No I haven’t. That one of those future things?

Wonder-Pool: *snorts* Go Google it, Unfrozen Caveman Soldier.

Me: Okay. Star Wars?

Nerdy Stark: Now we’re talking!

Spider-Nerd: [Auto-Censoring Engaged] $*&% YES!

Bird Nerd #2: … Meh. Maybe.

CapNerd America: Guys, can you slow the messages a bit? I’m doing a workout and really don’t need the distraction right now.

Me: Turn the Do Not Disturb feature on. Or put your phone on Airplane Mode till you’re ready. Or just go into the chat settings and turn off notifications for it. ‘Cuz trust me, Cappy, we ain’t slowin’ down at any time soon.

CapNerd America: …

Wanda Witch: Vision and I would like to ask whether the movie has been decided on yet.

Nerdy Stark: [Auto-Censoring Engaged] $%&* I forgot to include Vision in the group chat.

Wonder-Pool: No, we haven’t decided yet.

Spider-Nerd: But Star Wars has seen the most favorable answer so far.

WintNerd Soldier: What exactly IS Star Wars? I’ve heard the title mentioned a lot but no one has told me anything.

Me: *drops cup* GUYS HE DOESN’T KNOW! :-O

Spider-Nerd: That’s it! We have to have a Star Wars Marathon!

Black Widow is Awesome: Guys, I swear if anyone spoils it for him, I will destroy them.

Bird Nerd #2: I second that.

Me: Third!

Spider-Nerd: Fourth!

Nightsong: Okay, okay! We get it! No one drop any secrets!

Bruce BanNerd: What is going on? There are way too many texts for me to read right now. Someone wanna sum it up?

Wonder-Pool: Team movie night. Star Wars. No telling Bucky anything.

Bird Nerd #1: Sorry guys, gotta miss out. Promised the kids we’d go water-skiing and after last time… well. I’d hate to disappoint them again.

Me: It’s okay, Clint, we understand.

Black Widow is Awesome: SUCKER!

Black Widow is Awesome: Sorry. We’ll miss you.

Bird Nerd #1: -_-Thanks Nat.

Black Widow is Awesome: XD Welcome.

Nerdy Stark: Anyone heard from Thor?

Me: Dude, he’s probably still on Asgard.

Spider-Nerd: What makes you think that?

Me: I’m staring at his phone right now, watching it go off with every message we send. So he’s not here or else he would have picked up his phone.

Thor BROdinson: See? Hur-de-dur! I am the almighty Thor! Weilder of the hammer, Mkjasdfjkngh! Protector of the Earth! I do a terrible job because I’m rarely ON the Earth!

Bruce BanNerd: Oh hi Thor. Didn’t realize you were back.

Me: HE’S NOT! THAT WAS ME ON HIS PHONE SINCE IT’S SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! *double facepalm*

Nerdy Stark: OKAY! We get it! Now back to the movie please! Who will be back at the facility by 8?

Me: … I’m still at the facility.

Wonder-Pool: Same here.

Nightsong: I think I’ll be able to make it back. If I get caught on this mission, though, expect me back in a couple weeks.

Spider-Nerd: If someone wants to come get me from Queens, I can get there by 8.

Nerdy Stark: I’ll swing by and get you, kid. You’re on my way anyway.

Spider-Nerd: Thank you, Mr Stark!

Spider-Nerd: Wait… was that a pun?

Nerdy Stark: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Me: The heck you don’t. “SWING by”?

Wanda Witch: Vision and I are still at the facility with no intentions to leave.

CapNerd America: … I’m still here too. As is Bucky.

Bird Nerd #2: I’ll be flying in at about 7:30. DO NOT start without me!

Black Widow is Awesome: Hey Can Man? Think you can pick me up too? I’m in Midtown.

Spider-Nerd: What are you doing there?

Nerdy Stark: What are you doing there?

Black Widow is Awesome: None of your business, boys.

Nerdy Stark: Okay, okay. Yeah I’ll grab you too. Private-msg me the address.

Black Widow is Awesome: Will do.

Me: Hey, uh, Tony? Should I clue Rhodey in on all of this?

Nerdy Stark: [Auto-Censoring Engaged] $%&* I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING PEOPLE! ARGH!

Nerdy Stark: Yes please. Thank you.

Me: Wow. Manners from you—I might die of shock. No problem, Mr. Stank.

Nerdy Stark: [Auto-Censoring Engaged] %$*& DID RHODEY TELL YOU ABOUT THAT?!?!?!

Me: … Duh.

Wonder-Pool: *snorts* Stank? Where did that come from?

Nerdy Stark: Long story.

CapNerd America: Totally not my fault.

Nightsong: ANYWAY. Star Wars. 8 o’clock. I suggest someone go to the store on a popcorn and/or ice cream run.

Nerdy Stark: Spidey, Widow, and me will on our way up. Same list as usual?

CapNerd America: Yeah that should be fine.

Nerdy Stark: Great. On it.

Me: This is exciting guys! Star Wars! *parades around singing Imperial March*

WintNerd Solider: What is happening? Is she okay? Hey, kid, I can hear you from the BASEMENT.

Nightsong: Wait, she’s ACTUALLY singing Imperial March? HA! Why am I not surprised?

Me: Because I’m not surprising. Okay! I’m excited. See you all soon!

#Group Chatting with Nerds #love these contact names #and the Auto Censor #I think I'm funny #Avengers #Avengers Imagine #Avengers FanFiction #Marvel #Marvel Imagine #Marvel FanFiction #MCU #MCU Imagine #MCU FanFiction #featuring #melodynightsong #saviorsong #moonlight-lyrics #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #Sam Wilson #Clint Barton #Natasha Romanoff #Tony Stark #Peter Parker #Wanda Maximoff #Bruce Banner

[iamanartichoke]

I shouldn’t be awake right now. 

texts from the brodinsons. 

#texts from the brodinsons #i have nothing else to say #lmao

[iamanartichoke]

Glorious. / texts from the brodinsons.

#texts from the brodinsons #i was thinking about this this morning #my crack headcanon is that every now and then loki will take any opening - no matter how small - to monologue #hamlet-esque #about his glorious purpose #and whoever he's talking at will just be like 'oh my god i only asked you what time it is i don't need your ennui about time being an #illusion and aren't we all just illusions in the end and how do we know we exist' #and loki will be like 'if you didn't want the answer then don't ask the question' #really loki's just doing it to be a little shit but also he does need a therapist #thor is the only one who can decipher when loki's being a pain and when he's truly brooding #so he deals with it the best way he knows how - with sugar and emotional support #he mentioned the therapist this time bc this is like loki's fifth monologue this week #anyway #brodinsons #i love them your honor

[iamanartichoke]

In Loki's defense, they were sour skittles. texts from the brodinsons.

#click on the images for full size #they look a little squashed to me #lmao #texts from the brodinsons

[iamanartichoke]

Um does anyone remember my texts from the Brodinsons series? 

I just felt like doing one today. 

#this was gonna end at 'please lose my number' but the odd number of images bothered me #lmao #sorry i know this is stupid #this song was stuck in my head #texts from the brodinsons #brodinsons #i think my favorite part #is how thor is drunk at 4 in the afternoon #it's probably tuesday also #maybe this is post endgame #although i wrote it w/ post-avengers in mind #hence 'i was angry' #but whatever #just go with it lmao

[iamanartichoke]

Loki typed that blocked message himself. 

texts from the brodinsons. 

#texts from the brodinsons #loki pokey artichokey #thor glorious thor #brodinsons #i bet you thought i was done with my bullshit

[iamanartichoke]

I’m really done now, I swear. 

texts from the brodinsons.

#this was a fun time #i amused myself anyway #texts from the brodinsons #brodinsons #in which loki is a little shit part 2

[iamanartichoke]

I lied I had one more. 

texts from the brodinsons. 

#i'm sorry #i know they're stupid #but you all should just know #i sit here writing these #giggling my ass off #and it makes me feel better #so #here we are #brodinsons #texts from the brodinsons

[iamanartichoke]

In which Loki was around when Thor and Jane broke up. 

texts from the brodinsons. 

#i'm just being ridiculous at this point #i realize this #texts from the brodinsons

[iamanartichoke]

What, you thought Loki's hair just naturally did that? Pfft.

texts from the brodinsons.

#this isn't that funny but i have an hour left at work yet my brain clocked out half an hour ago #so i'm keeping busy with some brodinson fun #texts from the brodinsons #don't judge me