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yukipri · 1 year

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Now that the clones have access to the Holonet, did they have holomovie night ? If yes, what did they like ? War movies are obvious but romance, horror...

Mm, so I get that "clones do fun and things in between getting sent out to battles to get slaughtered" headcanons are fun and all, but I admit I don't got many of them myself, at least for canon-compliant within the extremely limited 3 years of the Clone Wars.

First off, personally, I don't think it realistic that all of them got completely unrestricted access to the Holonet. Even with limited time to explore it, there's too much potentially dangerous info on there (from the Kaminoan/Republic POV), such as information on sentient rights and the Republic's anti-slavery laws. To reduce the possibility of clones looking up the wrong kind of info that might incite desertion or worse, rebellion, I feel Holonet access was severely limited and highly monitored. Those of higher ranks who do have access, such as the Marshal Commanders, are probably also painfully aware that if they do look up something like Republic sentient rights legislation, they will likely be demoted and then disappear, so they know better than to look that stuff up out in the open on their supposed "free Holonet access."

Second, entertainment is so deeply rooted in cultural context. Genres like "romance" or "horror," to use the examples you give, are so extremely culturally specific that they aren't even the same within cultures on our own irl planet. So even if a clone had the opportunity to view two romance holos, they would likely be so foreign, the cultural expectations so bizarre, that they would not make any connection that they're meant to be the same genre. The concept of romance and horror, of these emotions and experiences that nat-borns artificially create to observe for fun, detached from their own personal experiences or real life application—that in and of itself would likely be bizarre to clones too.

I think far more likely than "clones like X type of Holos and have movie nights" is "one clone sees something super random, like a commercial for speeder fuel, and finds it really fascinating, and shares with his brothers." And then Obi-Wan or one of the other Jedi wanders into a break room and finds a crowd of them watching this frankly incredibly cheesy and obnoxious one minute 30 second long commercial on repeat, for hours, and they're all absolutely mesmerized for reasons beyond their nat-born comprehension, but they don't have the heart to tell them, "actually, that's just a commercial, nat-borns usually don't like watching them," because the clones are clearly enjoying themselves and Having an Experience.

If they do watch a Holo film, again the clones lack the cultural context to understand how the film makers expected audiences to process it. So even if it's a romance or horror movie, when asked what they liked the most about it afterwards, they'll likely completely miss the point and be like, "I really liked the part where the servant was eating the weird block thing, I think it's called cheese," or, "I liked the credits, there were so many names and they scrolled fast, like a really organized remembrance list, I wish we had one of those," because what they find engaging would likely be completely different from what nat-borns like.

Are just some thoughts! ^ ^;

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demigods-posts · 24 days

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would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

#*percy sobbing profusely into hestia's shoulder*#*hestia giving him and annabeth a blessings that'll ensure he doesn't have to deal with her siblings bullshit ever again*#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson

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bereft-of-frogs · 11 days

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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inmaki · 6 months

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jjk men react to you asking them “ass or tits?” .

req! crack/suggestive! f!reader! incl: gojo, geto, itadori, nanami, inumaki, choso, megumi, yuta, toji

mlist! <- desperately wanted to include sugu saying good girl but ran out of space <\3 reblogs/comments make me smile :D

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nanamin-nah-nanamine · 6 days

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Telling them you’re pregnant(real)

Gojo Satoru,Geto Suguru,Nanami Kento

Gojo Satoru

Geto Suguru

Nanami Kento

MDNI!!!!

I saw that this one was winning so I couldn't resist uploading it a bit early! I hope you guys enjoy and thank you so much for the hype on my first smau🥰 you’re all so loved and appreciated, have a nice day!

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seoups · 2 months

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accidentally confessing to them

liked this request so much i had to do the reversal of it 🙏

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miyacults · 3 months

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jjk men + dreaming you cheated on them.

gojo, geto, nanami, toji, megumi, yuuji.

cw: all super suggestive! sex is implied in most so..[nsfw +18, minors dni.] they’re all grumpy and jealous even if they dont seem like it lol.

⊹˚₊⭒ GOJO & GETO.

⊹˚₊⭒ NANAMI & TOJI.

⊹˚₊⭒ MEGUMI & YUUJI.

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superbat-love · 3 months

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Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?

Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.

Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?

Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?

Ace: Woof.

The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…

Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!

Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]

Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!

Bruce: Batsqueak?

Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.

Bruce: …

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Bruce Wayne is the kind of guy who would rent out a theater to see his daughter perform but won't pay for Spotify Premium

#bruce wayne #batman #cassandra cain #orphan #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #wayne family adventures #webtoon #headcanon #batposting #shitpost #text post

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fakeweeb12 · 11 months

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How I think the Phantom Thieves would text (headcanons)

Because god I adore them

Progag: He uses very short sentences and barely starts converstations (as we can see in the game). He probably had the default profile pic until Futaba hacked his phone to change it to some random meme.

Ryuji: My boy doesn't use capital letters, commas or anything, those are for nerds. His spelling is questionable, but somehow he always manages to be understood in the groupchat. He tried to use auto correct, but turned it off after a week saying "it was out of character".

Ann: She probably texts with Shiho eversince she woke up from the coma and is able to type again, before that they were on call 24/7. She often sends check-in messages to the groupchat just to make sure everyone is good. Occasionally uses text emojis.

Yusuke: He always spells correctly and probably has auto correct on, which causes him a lot of teasing from Futaba if any miscorrections happen. He also sends very long and complicated texts. He neither prefers calls or text, he'll come straight to your door at literally any hour of the day.

Makoto: Her spelling is perfect and doesn't need autocorrect. She usually texts with a few of her friends, Sae in case of emergency. The girls from the team also have a separate groupchat just for fun. It started out with just her and Ann, then expanded with Futaba and Haru, ofc.

Futaba: Always spams the chat with memes and uses a lot of internet slangs. In the begining she was shy with starting converstations but later her real gamer self got out. She also texts the Protag alot if she's anxious to play Minecraft with her (usually around 3 am).

Haru: She's very polite, always tries to use full sentences. If she's the one to start a converstation she always greets everyone first. She seems like the type to use the blussing smiling emoji a lot. Still, she prefers calls over texts.

SPOILERS AHEAD for the 6th palace!

Akechi: For the short time he was part of the groupchat, he texted occasionally and used the :) emoji way to much. He would turn down any "unnecessary" hangout invites, except if they are from the Protag. Says he's busy and can't text back/call but constantly posts in his instagram story.

#hyperfixation #persona 5 #funny #p5 #persona #text headcanons #headcanon #phantom thieves #i'm bored

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yukipri · 1 year

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You say that private areas, like clone-only barracks or on the inside of armor plates, are a separate matter about Pin-Up Obi-Wan. How so ?

So, I think I vaguely remember this ask, I think someone sent me an ask several months ago asking whether clones would have sexy pinups of Obi-Wan, and I said no, nowhere public but perhaps in private clone-only areas?

I don't remember and frankly don't have the time to look it up, but I'll assume that's the context!

I didn't think that would need further elaboration, but I'll do my best to explain. Because see, I think this would be the case for most people? Like, if you like someone and actually know them as a person (instead of knowing only of them as a detached concept, like a celebrity), then why would you do anything that could put them in an awkward situation? Why would you publicly display a sexy art you did of your crush/boyfriend, unless they specifically asked for it?

Like if the clones have public pin-ups of Obi-Wan up, then they know there's a good chance his bosses (the Council, the Senate, the Chancellor), his friends/acquaintances, minors who look up to him like Ahsoka, his enemies, and the general public may all see it? And he may not want them to, and it may affect these relationships he has? It could affect his job, from mild disgust from Ahsoka and Anakin, to firm chastisement from the Council for behaviors that he didn't even exhibit, to possibly damaging his carefully projected public reputation which could in turn affect his ability to lead them? Even if the clones meant it as a depiction of affection, the public, who don't know them, may interpret that as the clones not having respect for their General, which may damage their faith in how one of the most active GAR battalion functions, etc.

So sure, if they don't care about him and just want to joke or only know more vaguely about the idea of him, then they might put up a pin up for kicks and giggles, like some boys did of Senator Amidala. But the 212th, of their own General? I bet they'd likely be furious at anyone who would put Obi-Wan in a publicly awkward situation like that, even if the man himself assures them it's okay and tries to wave it off. Unless Obi-Wan gave them his explicit consent, which I sorta doubt for the reasons above, it makes no sense to me. The boys are smarter than that, and respect Obi-Wan more than that too. They may not fully understand or have context for nat-born romance or displays of affection, but they do understand professionalism and public image.

Private areas are private. Only they and those they trust can see it, so it can't get out and be judged by the wrong people who don't have the proper context and understanding.

I hope that makes sense! While again, I went into detail about this specific example because that's what you picked to ask me about, I feel like separation of private and public gestures of affection/lust is a very general thing.

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demigods-posts · 2 months

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i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

#yeah sally definitely knew this too #sally 'i named my son perseus so he could have a happy ending' jackson #AND so ppl would know not to fuck with him just by hearing his name #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #perseus jackson #goddddddd say his nameeeeee

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baby-yongbok · 1 month

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Boyfriend SKZ!Fake Texts - They have a wet dream about you

Genre: Smut, fairly detailed. Like, its dirty

Warnings: mentions of unprotected sex (wear a rubber, yall), breeding (? - if you squint and only for Jeongin's), Jeongin is a tad bit possessive, It gets more dirty the further you get.

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