Tall Yan: Ugh.... Why does everyone make such a big deal out of my height... I'm not that tall. At least I don't have to look for sacrifices.... Whatever
"Please don't do this... ple-"
[Yan slits their date's throat - a shadowy figure almost three times their size rising from the growing pool of red]
Demon Darling: Awww, are you the little human who summoned me? I swear you guys get smaller, and cuter everytime. Come closer, sweetie. Lemme get a good look at you~
[Demon Darling hugs Yan - the human being the perfect level to be smothered by the demon's large chest]
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[Demon Darling walks alongside their human, their wider steps creating a decent distance between them. The demon freezes]
Demon Darling: Geez hun, you're so slow. You're my master for now anyway so it's only fair if I carry you.
[Demon Darling pulls their human close to them by using their tail, lifting and carrying the human in one arm with ease]
Yan, who has never been picked up by anyone since their growth spurt: I...I think I may be starting to realize why people were so obsessed with my height.
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Tall Yan: Fuck, my neck is killing me.....
"Well, what have you been up to lately?"
Yan, recalling Demon Darling's fat tits resting on their head whenever they sit in the demon's lap:
Yan: How about you mind your own business.
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linked - grim reaper x reader
You swear the first time wasn't on purpose. You had just logged off the call with Grim and found yourself warm and sexually frustrated, and you swear you were just trying to blow off some of that frustration. You forgot, however, that his soul was literally linked to yours.
Grim had to call off work because he wasn't able to calm himself over seeing your fingers stuck inside of you and the way you moaned his name when you came around them.
He would rather die than admit you had that kind of effect on him.
The second time? When you deduced that he couldn't stare you in the eye because he watched you finger yourself? Was totally on purpose.
You tell Grim good night as usual, and you find yourself annoyed again, an abnormal heat in your abdomen as you frown. You frown, but your lips curl upward when you remember Grim can now see everything you do. So, you rummage through your drawer for lube, squirting it on your fingers as you slide one in, Grim's name slipping past your lips as you slide it all the way in.
Then, you slide a second;
and a third.
You gasp as you speed up, back arching as you feel yourself get closer, Grim's name a mantra as you gasp and twitch around your fingers, pretending they're his instead, crying as you feel yourself cum, legs twitching as you make a mess between them. You sigh in relief when you do, pulling the tissues to wipe your fingers clean as you click on your laptop to text him.
To Grim:
Missing you (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
Grim sits in his cold shower on the other end, desperate to get the red off his skin. You were going to kill him.
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Loser Reader rejecting their yans not because they're bat shit insane, but because they refuse to believe another would honestly and genuinely fall in love with them is peak ngl-
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Loser Reader: Just found out I have a stalker. I must also have ten thousand dollars in my bank account
[their phone chimes with a notification about a deposit into their account]
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Loser Reader: and then the bitch said "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." - can you believe that bullshit? Who would actually want that? Crazy right?
Yan Friend: yeah... Crazy.... I'd spend eternity with you
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Pretty Yan: I'm taking you home now, darling~ Get in the truck.
Loser Reader: haha, alright - where is the camera crew hidding
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Loser Reader, handcuffed in yan's basement: these prank videos are getting out of hand
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Yan: Give one reason why we shouldn't be together!
Loser Reader: [hasn't showered in three days or more than ten hours of sleep in that same time span - holding a bowl of burnt mac and cheese] I'll give you thirty
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西村 力 BOYFRIEND NIKI WHO…
PAIRING niki x reader GENRE headcanons/imagines, established relationship, fluff WARNINGS none WC 0.5k
bf! niki who would make a discord bot named "yn 😘" and roleplays with it when hes lonely
bf! niki who communicates through spotify playlists
bf! niki who goes feral whenever you post a new pic "damn u single?" "ur bf is so ugly date me instead"
bf! niki who tells lonely valorant players to kiss his ass bc he managed to get a partner and they are still single
bf! niki who makes stickers out of your candids and uses them as reaction pics
bf! niki who loves putting his head on yours
bf! niki who cant go a day without flirting with you in front of your friends
bf! niki who got blocked by his friends for talking too much about you "doesnt she look so good today (insert 28328 pictures of you)" "shut the fuck up you overgrown sperm cell"
bf! niki who loves inviting himself into your house "its okay your mom loves me more than she loves you"
bf! niki who enjoys making fun of your height, putting his chin on your head while you both judge people in the hallways
bf! niki who loves dancing to love songs, imagining your beautiful face as he twirls you around the room
bf! niki who loves calling his friends 'babe' and you, his actual babe, the dryest names you can imagine (out of love)
bf! niki who's favorite past time is drawing you in class
bf! niki who listens to taylor swift while thinking about you
bf! niki who'd make bentos for you during exams season
bf! niki who enjoys matching his outfit with you (and acts surprised when u show up looking like twins)
bf! niki who owns a full album filled with polaroid pictures of you and him
PERM TAGLIST @avocarua @misokei
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⌗ ADORE YOU ﹕이희승 (TEASER)
꒰ synopsis ꒱ all hopes were crushed when you realized there was no way to get close to your crush, choi beomgyu. your advances to get close to him never seemed to work. so, you decided to get closer to his best friend, heeseung, by joining the broadcasting club. but as scripts change, so do crushes, and you end up falling for his best friend instead.
▸ auditions are open . . . !
ㅤ❕MATCHMAKER ── crush bsf ! heeseung x reader
fast forward ⃕ [ genre ] : written, fluff, angst, 90s au, unrequited love
meet the members ! beomgyu, gaeul, jungwon, taehyun, juyeon [more tba.]
warnings 𖧷 [only in this scene] unrequited love, yn kinda uses hee, thats all I think
ㅤhe's a real catch ▹ est. 2OK
⌕ [ archives ] one result found . . . hi (still on hiatus kinda) js came here to post the fic teaser :D (im prolly gna post this after mocks or after my igcses) also ty @yenqa sewlmate for writing the synopsis (ly dookie) send an ask or comment to be added in the taglist !
THE FALL OF NINETEEN-NINETY SIX MARKED A PIVOTAL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE. Ever since you came into the world, you never really could grasp the concept of love.
You wrapped your head around the myths and tales your mother would read to you every night. You thought that every princess would have her own shining knight in armor. So, after thirteen years of living, where was yours?
Your knight in shining armor, or knights in shining armor, existed within the pages of the comic books you read. You often wondered if they would magically pop out of your books and transport you into their world. Similarly, you wondered whether any of the characters from your adored TV shows would step out and bring you into their lives.
So, it wasn't a surprise when your jaw dropped to the ground as you saw the most beautiful man in your life (well, technically, boy). If the epitome of beauty was a fourteen-year-old boy, it would be Beomgyu.
But it wasn’t just his face that made your thirteen-year-old self swoon over him, it was also the way he acted. You loved the way he conversed, his smooth way of talking at a young age and the way he smiled at you every time he made jokes with his friends. You loved how his eyes lightened every time he’d pull a silly prank.
But the problem was, he never talked to you. You admired him from afar. You never actually had the guts to talk to him, as if. You were content with watching his funny actions from a distance.
There were some moments when you pushed aside your nervousness and talked to him. You remember having butterflies in your stomach the moment you first talked to him. There were times when you both were paired up as project partners for a biology assessment and at that moment, you swore you could’ve worshiped the floor that your biology teacher walked on due to her giving you an opportunity like this.
You knew this was an opportunity to make your move. And you did. You brought him small snacks with little notes on them. Gave him gifts regularly. Maybe even took lessons from your best friend on how to subtly flirt with him. You really thought you had him. Because whenever you used to play out these little acts, you saw the subtle smile on his face. You were so close. It’s like the universe laid it out for you. Gosh, how lucky you were!
Luck. The luck that you thought you had. If luck was a person, you would’ve tackled it to the ground already. Because the day you were about to confess to him was the day he announced his new girlfriend.
His first girlfriend. You doubt you called it ‘love’ since the only thing she cared about was that he was popular and pretty. That’s it! All that girl could get from Beomgyu was his looks and his reputation. You could’ve scoffed at the sight.
Beomgyu was so much more than that. He was loyal, kind, and trustworthy. And she went for his looks. Even though she had him, you felt as if she was missing out on so much. You were partly sad due to them getting together and also due to Beomgyu getting used to his looks.
So, you were practically prancing when you heard the news of their breakup a month later. Did you care that Beomgyu was absolutely heartbroken? Well, yes, but you felt relieved that Beomgyu was finally unleashed from that mean troll's wrath.
And as he got older, he grew more handsome. And God did you love it. When you entered high school he was a completely different person. He had gotten more flirty and way more pretty. He was way out of your league.
Out of the years you were in this crappy high school, you made absolutely no improvement in your and Beomgyu’s relationship. Beomgyu, who kept getting new flings every summer and tons of situationships seemed to discard your existence. One could only say ‘What the fuck?’
Your thoughts swirled, and you had a collection of emotions roaming around your head until your best friend jolted you back into reality with a gentle nudge on the shoulder.
“Are you even listening?” Seori’s voice cut through your thoughts, annoyed, since she had to explain what she was talking about in the first place.
“Sorry, what were you saying?” You blinked, focusing your attention on your best friend.
She sighs, “I was saying that I think Doyoung is going to ask me out.” Seori pouts “Why does he not get that I don’t like him that way, jeez.”
Her ramble about her current boy toy washed out in the background. You were once back in your thoughts until you saw him heading into the cafeteria. Beomgyu entered the cafeteria, his smile widening at something his best friend said.
Lee Heeseung, Beomgyu’s best friend. His ride or die. As long as you can remember, they were attached to the hip. They were basically the package deal. If Beomgyu was the life of the party, Heeseung would hold up his hair while he threw up in the host’s toilet. While Beomgyu was the exact depiction of a social butterfly, Heeseung remained aloof, keeping people at arm’s length. You could only wonder how he dealt with Beomgyu’s outbursting personality.
“Earth to Yn!” Seori snapped her fingers in front of your face which once again, brought you back to reality.
“Sorry.” You sheepishly smiled looking at your best friend's annoyed face. Your friend followed the gaze you had fixed before looking over to her. And her eyes followed the trail of your alleged ‘man’–– Beomgyu.
“Him again.”A sigh erupted from Soeri, having enough of your rambling over your four-year-old crush.
“I’m sorry, alright!” You pouted, your back hunching over the disappointing development between you two which was nowhere to be found. “He’s just so cute, God!”
Your sigh was followed by your best friend. Not long after, your best friend’s fed-up expression converted into a rather eager one.
“I got it!” She exclaimed, her hand hitting your back while she practically screamed. You winced in pain as a few fellow students gave you judgemental stares.
“All you have to do is be close with his best friend, Lee Heeseung.” She slowly said, almost like a mastermind coming up with a villainous plan–well, you would consider your best friend to be some sort of evil criminal.
But this, this opened new angles in your head. It felt like the universe–or more like your best friend–laid it out for you again. Your once unsolvable puzzle showed a new direction, and the missing piece was all in front of you.
Okay, maybe you felt bad that you were going to use Heeseung like that, even looking forward to it. But, you were really desperate. To the point where you would actually be eager to attend Sunday mass just to ask God for Beomgyu to like you back or even spare one glance at you. Well, what could you do?
Out of excitement, you pulled Seori in for a hug with a squeal while giving her a kiss on the cheek which she in return, yelped. “Seori, you’re a genius!”
“Yes, I know.” She laughed a bit, escaping your tight grip on her before wiping the spot you kissed her hastily with her hands.
“I mean, how hard could it be?”
You smiled and your gaze wet up to the boy you loved for most of your life, then slowly to the equally handsome boy.
Jackpot.
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