#tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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📝so Zemo’s definitely got baking skills, what other talents is he hiding? 📝

Okay so this headcanon is wholly self-indulgent because I am absolutely obsessed with fountain pens and I feel like Helmut Zemo would be the type to own this pen-and-cigar-lighter-snowglobe-abomination that fills me with rage on a regular basis.

I, like a cat, would knock that over at first opportunity, and he can punish me for it but I’m not apologizing that thing is an abomination.

The pens could be weapons, if the both of you were not so scandalized by the idea of bending the tines by letting them hit bone. He writes your name beside his in wine-red ink and laughs when you show him the label — Writer’s Blood, how fitting — and the letter is delivered to the fire.

His hand is all the more practiced — a Baron knows his duties are not just kill squads and special forces — but yours carries its own charm, stuttering, learning, he draws the shapes for you to follow and it feels a little mocking save for the praise in his smile when you manage the right flourish.

He needs no feather quill, no pomp or circumstance — though he has plenty, and you eye the abalone-encrusted barrels with too-cautious suspicion, wonder if ink has ever touched those brass insides. It is an act of care, just as all he does is, measure the pressure of his wrist, the angle of his palm, remember the position of his fingers and you should have expected a Baron to know these things but a Baron and the man before you are always so different in their own way.

A tragedy the old manufacturing style has gone out of fashion, he laments as if he might have wandered those factories himself and you roll your eyes once more, at another complaint about inflexible nibs.

And your fingers are both stained red with ink by the time it is done but it is done, a hundred letters to the ghosts of your past, their remnants ashes in his fireplace and perhaps the souls will read what is left behind.

#hope-to-hell #helmut zemo x reader #baron zemo x reader #baron zemo headcanon #helmut zemo headcanon #fountain pens #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #thank you!!

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fuck//marry//kiss:

Werewolf!Steve

Biker!Thor

CEO!Zemo

👀 also ily and congratulations once again bestie ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Bestieee!!! (Bonestie? I should make that a thing. Should I make that a thing?) I love you so much!! Thank you for being here!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💞💞💞

Fuck: Werewolf!Steve. Monsterfucker pride over here and I just want Werewolf Steve Rogers to hunt me down in the woods and remind me just how his I am. I mean. Look at him. Half the fun is the chase, until he's got me pinned under him, daring me to keep fighting and making that predator instinct worse.

Marry: CEO!Zemo. I'd be a trophy wife, don't try me. The wedding ring is basically a collar and I'm his newest piece of art for his own private gallery. Look at him, I just want him to come home to me wearing his coat and nothing else... I'm pretty sure he'd love that.

Kiss: Biker!Thor. But let's be real. With those arms? That look? This isn't stopping at kissing, not unless he's got his mouth between my legs and it's a whole different kind of kiss. I'd let him. Oh holy fuck I'd let him. 🥴🥴🥴

#boxofbonesfic #fuck marry kiss #werewolf!Steve Rogers #Biker!Thor #CEO!Zemo #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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Who is more disciplinarian?

Ransom or Ari?

Oh this is a hard one! Ransom is, on one hand, more than happy to exploit the rules in order to get his satisfaction, especially when he's in the mood to put his girl in her place. Ari's more likely to talk his girl through why she needs to be disciplined.

Ransom might have good reasons to tame a brat, but he also is more likely to say, "Because I wanted to," while Ari will lovingly guide you through your tear-filled explanation of why you're currently being edged within an inch of your life (and patience). However Ransom is entirely more hardline when it comes to punishment — it's pure punishment, even though he does actually practice aftercare, you're probably not going to be allowed to cum — while Ari is more forgiving and will most definitely indulge in your praise kink if you show proper remorse.

So in that case...

#syntheticavenger #ari levinson headcanon #asked and answered #fanfic writer friday #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #oh man i had to CONSIDER this

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Chaos time! Would you rather get lost in the woods while hiking with:

Or be BFFs, but secretly in love with him, and you get drunk while hanging out with him one night and blurt out your feelings to:

Siri! This is a hard one oh no. You TRULY have chosen chaos!!

Okay. Okay, I cannot articulate to you how much I hate hiking. My family is planning a trip to Colorado soon and I'm genuinely tempted to ask my new boss if they can fabricate an emergency so I don't have to go hiking because I hate hiking so much. I'm sorry Andy, I'm so sorry, but I gotta go pine after Steve.

At least he'll let me down easy — after he spends three hours scolding me for drinking even though I'm allergic. Sometimes you just gotta get the liquid courage in you, Steve.

Also BFFs with Steve means more platonic-but-not-really cuddles and I'm a hoe for falling asleep on that man's chest while not paying attention to a movie, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#stargazingfangirl18 #would you rather #the woods are made of pollen and pain for me and i am a wuss #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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Okay so since this is a sleepover. Steve, Bucky and Zemo. What kind of sleepwear they'd choose. And what kind of sleepwear you'd choose to wear for a cuddling time with them? (Cuddling time could entail smut or fluff or anything💎)

I love that you’re having me think up sleepover headcanons with them! These kind of derailed into mostly fluffy/soft cuddling and what it’s like to take care of/be taken care of by them late at night or in the early morning, so I hope you don’t mind!

Steve Rogers

Steve’s a human furnace, so he’s perfectly happy in loose pants and no shirt, or maybe a tank top if it’s marginally chilly. It helps, of course, that you’re a fiend for blanket nests and wearing the pajama shirts that technically come with the sets you buy him, so you two form a complete set at night when he wraps you up in a blanket and takes you to the bed. Sleepovers are something he’s used to thanks to the all-nighters you still pull (and he still thinks you work too hard, but he’s one to talk), so he usually sets up a blanket fort in the living room to give you someplace comfortable to nestle in for the night, no matter how stressed you are.

If you’re not actually working on something, he’s a menace to your concentration, no matter what you’re watching. His favorite way to cuddle is to have you in his lap, tucked into the crook of his neck so he can steal kisses just by turning his head, and also because the hand not wrapped around your waist is constantly making a map of your body against his, like he’s got to memorize the way you feel in his arms (hint: it’s home, and he’s finally home, with you).

These are his favorite moments. He pictures them in his minds eye when he’s in his drawing studio — yes, the one you specifically commissioned for the house you two built together after your marriage, because yes this is post-marriage cuddling LET ME INDULGE — and they’re his favorite sketches.

There’s one framed in your living room.

Bucky Barnes

Bucky’s a t-shirt and sweatpants kind of guy too, and he radiates a lot of heat himself, so he’s usually lost the t-shirt about thirty-minutes in to cuddling with you. Usually you’re the one who initiates the sleepover, grabbing him from wherever he’s been lost in thought and dragging him to the couch so you can hold him. Here’s the thing — he loves going to sleep with you tucked in his arms, curled up close but when you’re cuddled up on the couch, it’s completely different. He lays on you and you spend most of the night playing with his hair, telling him stories from your day or humming to him because the sound of your voice keeps him from losing himself in his memories. “Sleepover” time is self-care time, and you both need it regularly.

He feels like he’s safest right here, and the first time he tells you that, you tell him it’s true. He will always be safe with you in his arms. Home is the scent of hot cocoa on the coffee table and the fact that you always put extra marshmallow fluff in his.

Helmut Zemo

Helmut’s a little too punctual for late night sleepovers — he falls asleep too early to enjoy them and wakes up too early for you to trust him about it. However. On the rare night that he’s awake? Sleepless from the ghosts of his past whispering in his ears, he’s dressed in fine silk pajamas and a warm robe, usually puttering around the kitchen for tea to help him sleep. You’re awake too and you always intervene, introduce him to the magic of warm milk and honey — a recipe he knows well, but he insists you do it best (the secret ingredient is how much you love to care for him).

Sometimes he’ll wake up in the morning and you’ll still be awake. Maybe it’s your own nightmares, or that work project keeping you up. Doesn’t matter, the dark circles around your eyes tell him everything and he just plucks you from your desk — ignoring your protests every time — to take you to bed. He’ll stay in bed with you on those days, holding you until you fall asleep and you’re usually in whatever comfy clothes you wore before you started hunkering down for work.

Honestly with all three of them, you’re beautiful to them no matter what you’re wearing, but most of the time you’re wearing their clothes to sleep in, surrounded by their cologne and safe.

#nymariel #baron zemo x reader #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #baron zemo headcanon #steve rogers headcanon #bucky barnes headcanon #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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Also known as: Tessa finally got a job and 1/2 of her shit together so it's time for a Sleepover but like... how do these things work?

Anyways hi.

I'm Tessa, your local punemy. I should have done a sleepover when I actually hit 400 followers but honestly I don't know how these things work so I panicked instead, but goddammit, I wanna try so we're doing the thing. So now I have way more than 400 and I want to smooch each and every one of you.

Basically. Basically, I'm down to cause some chaos, and since I start my new job on the 16th, I think it's only fair that I basically open my inbox up for a sleepover and asks and chaos.

This sleepover will go from Now (because advance warning is not for me) through to June 15, 2021, when I will actually have to sleep before I do functional adult things like "put on a suit and show up to work" and is really just meant to be a big thank you to all of you for sticking with me and my sporadic update schedule.

So! What does a punemy-sleepover look like, well. It looks like:

moodboards! 💌

do you have a fic you love, or a pairing, or an AU you want a moodboard made for? send me something! a character, a little bit about you, a feeling, and i'll try to make a moodboard for the fic i'd write for you, customized to you!

minigames! 🎲

is it gonna be would-you-rather (please don't be too graphic), fuck-marry-kiss (marvel, game of thrones, star trek, chris evans characters, sebastian stan characters, bollywood), or something else you want to play? for added fun, send me a 📱 and i'll craft a custom loving callout post for you that outlines all the reasons why you need to be put in love jail immediately (love jail is the bone-crushing hug i want to give you) or send me a 🌞 and i'll tell you wonderful compliments about yourself because you're wonderful.

headcanons! 📝

got an idea for your fav marvel character? fluffy? angsty? dark? smutty? come on over! let's talk short headcanons about our favorite marvel babes and the AUs we love to see them in — or the ones we don't! if i'm feeling inspired, it'll be a drabble, but otherwise we'll just see where the muses take us

DISCLAIMER: i will do my very level best to get to all the asks i get. If I don't get to them during the sleepover time, I will still try to respond to things — just probably not as quickly as I used to be able to do once I start working an 8-5 job.

I'm also going to tag the folks who have been here through this mad journey and encouraged me through every weird panic. I truly truly love you all, and thank you for being here with me: @boxofbonesfic, @hope-to-hell, @syntheticavenger, @stargazingfangirl18, @divine-mistake, @tripleyeeet @curbitkirby, @brandycranby, @angrythingstarlight, @clints-lucky-arrow, @caffiend-queen, @therenlover, @gotnofucks, @egcdeath, @fuckandfluff, @donutloverxo, @isysen, @nymariel, @blackberrybucky, @animnerd, @whoknowsanymore124, @a-edgar-allan-hoe, @bewitchedbodyandsol, @orionsbrassiere and literally every single person on my taglist and otherwise. I'm 100% sure I've forgotten someone and I'm sorry if I have, I have literally no memory span at all.

#sleepover #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #thank you ALL

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Congratulations for your milestone!!!!

Can I request a moodboards:

-character: Steve Rogers (mafia au)

-I'm a soft hoe who like being railed by our boy Steeb 😬

Sorry if it's confusing, not sure how it works 😞

Thank you so much! And this wasn't confusing, really! I love a good Mafia Steeb (as you know, as he started my Mafia AU obsession)! I tried to keep this moodboard focused on our beloved Steven with neutral references to his reader but I can always make it more specific if you like! I hope you enjoy! 💕

The Choice of a Prize

The games you play are dangerous, but when it leads you to his bed, are you the contest or the trophy?

#captainapple #steve rogers x reader #dark!steve rogers x reader #mob!steve rogers x reader #moodboard #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #thank you!

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congrats on 400! 📝

this is a silly headcanon, but how do you think any character of your choice would react to you catching them watching their guilty pleasure tv show? (and what would the guilty pleasure show be?)

Thank you, Neptune!! 🥺🥺💖💖💖

I love this headcanon, it's not silly at all! I ended up... going a lottle overboard with it though, so please enjoy headcanons for: Helmut Zemo, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, and Andy Barber, all under the cut because it's long and I'm... a lot.

Thank you for the opportunity to think too much about them, and now I wish I was curled up with all of them watching whatever show they want.

Helmut Zemo

Guilty Pleasure Show: Agatha Christie’s Poirot (featuring David Suchet)

He enjoys murder mysteries, things that puzzle the mind, and even though he insists the directors put enough clues into the episodes to help anyone solve them, he’s often frustrated when the twist makes no sense.

Catching him watching Poirot is an interesting experience — he’ll always invite you to watch, happy to let you curl up next to him on the couch even though Suchet’s voice inevitably makes you fall asleep. What will wake you is Helmut muttering curses under his breath at an absurd twist that derails the entire course of the mystery, suddenly pointing to a random element as the murderer instead of the person the show made you suspect all along. He very rarely loses his temper, especially not at a television show, but his disappointment in poor writing is often worse than his anger anyway.

Steve Rogers

Guilty Pleasure Show: Great British Bake-Off and Blown Away

Yes, both of these, because he vacillates between enjoying food shows — Great British Bake-Off is just an example, he’s completely find watching Anthony Bourdain and does not count anything by Alton Brown a guilty pleasure because he still uses those episodes to experiment in the kitchen when he insists on making dinner because he knows you’re too tired — and snickering under his breath at the fact that they call the glass ovens in Blown Away “glory holes” and other in-show innuendos.

He often watches guilty-pleasure shows like these as background noise, when he’s drawing or when he’s just settling down for bed and you’re working too late to join him, but on the occasion that you catch him watching, he’ll usually just flash you that perfect, sheepish smile and offer to change the show. You never agree, because why would you want to take away the thing that brings him joy, even if it’s secret between the both of you? You just offer to let him lay in your lap instead while he watches, so he can relax for once and you can play with his hair while you both watch — and critique the glass-art with all the cruelty of the judges (and sometimes more).

Bucky Barnes

Guilty Pleasure Show: Literally any space documentary and no, it doesn’t have to be recent

Though haunted by his past, Bucky Barnes does try to look towards the future, and there’s something hopeful about documentaries about space and the mysteries of the universe that make him feel… calm. He loves putting them on and just laying down, watching until he falls asleep and Netflix starts questioning whether he’s still paying attention.

Whenever you catch him like this, he’s honestly usually fast asleep. It’s actually adorable, really, how peaceful he looks. You usually just tell Netflix that yes he’s still watching and then proceed to tuck him into bed.

Sam Wilson

Guilty Pleasure Show: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

He’s not actually guilty about this — he can and will shoehorn Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs into everyday conversation with you and you will always roll your eyes at him when he does. He’s taken you to at least one Crazy Ex-Girlfriend concert live, and no he’s not sorry. In his defense, it was excellent and you thoroughly enjoyed it.

Usually, you’ll catch him watching the show late at night because he can’t sleep, and it’s always just the highlights of his favorite episodes instead of actually watching for the plot. Sometimes you’ll catch him singing but not always — you just put your headphones in and let your podcasts run when he gets really into it, tucking yourself against him and having a lazy night doing whatever you want. Doesn't matter, as long as the two of you are together.

Andy Barber

Guilty Pleasure Show: Boston Legal (yes, with William Shatner and James Spader)

Look. As a lawyer, I know other lawyers. We love to hate legal dramas because they’re unethical, get the law wrong, and usually result in us getting clients coming in saying, “Well I saw James Spader in Boston Legal and he did…” and they never believe us when we tell them it’s a show and that’s not how things actually work in the courtroom.

But he loves it.

He loves watching all the nonsense they get up to in the show, he loves roasting the bad legal theory — he has an entire notebook dedicated to the bad legal theory, it’s genuinely comical— and if you catch him watching it, he’ll usually just flash you a sheepish grin before inviting you to join in and mock the show with him.

He does slightly admire Spader’s gumption though — and occasionally gets ideas for how he wants to treat you in the office.

#egcdeath #baron zemo headcanon #steve rogers headcanon #bucky barnes headcanon #sam wilson headcanon #andy barber headcanon #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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would it be too much to ask for a moodboard based on whatever fic you like best that i wrote? 🥺🥺🥺

I mean yes, but only because that means I have to choose a favorite and that feels thoroughly impossible, Divine!

Okay. Okay. I'm choosing 'Till Death Blooms Us Art, because it was the first Hanahaki AU fic I ever read and because I cried so hard reading it that it almost broke me, so I hope you enjoy the thing that I have made and I hope you know that I love you so so so much and I am giving you all the smooches and sending you straight to love jail so get over here and hug me.

#divine-mistake #sam wilson x reader #till death blooms us art #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #DIVINE I ADORE YOU

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tessa :( i wanna go to love jail pls :(

DIVINE! YOU ARE ALREADY IN LOVE JAIL, THERE ARE MUSHROOMS COMING FOR YOU TO DRAG YOU INTO MY LITTLE FUNGAL EMBRACE. I shall draw up the charges IMMEDIATELY.

divine-mistake is called out for:

being an actual factual goddess who i should make a shrine to immediately

the fact that my attempt to hug them resulted in me faceplanting INTO my laptop because I CANNOT ACTUALLY HUG HER, CURSE YOU DISTANCE AND MY SHORT ARMS

Fracture. And TCOR. And Bloom. And pain.

the fact that her tumblr won't let her send the 📱 emoji because it is the devil but that won't stop me from sending her to love jail for 1000 years

i have so mushroom for divine in my heart okay just i love her so much

patron saint of insomnia and encouraging my angst

making me smile so much my face hurts and my heart goes thumpthuamp, are you trying to kill me

LOVE JAIL. LOVE JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS.

lady gaga's "love game" is stuck in my head but instead of game it's "jail" so "let's play a love jail" just happened and i feel like i should blame you for that

But seriously. Divine, you are a delight and I'm so grateful we met. I love you so much and I can't wait to see how our friendship develops further as I harass you with hugs and random all-caps yelling.

#divine-mistake #📱 love jail #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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if you wanted to🥺👉🏻👈🏻 i think this fic would make a cute moodboard

congratulations!! i'm so happy for you💕💞💗

I think you're right! I loved the fic, it was so cute! I love your writing and now I'm going to have to go through your entire masterlist and fawn over everything. I hope you like this moodboard!

Thank you for being wonderful and my dear Leo friend! ♌🦁

(Also I love ginger cookies and reading that made me smile so much.)

#blackberrybucky #bucky barnes x reader #pretending not to feel alone #moodboard #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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Soulmate AU with Zemo but like as angsty as possible, hurt/comfort all that good jazz. Also I love you congrats on 400+!!!!

Oh, oh you know I am a slut for Soulmate AUs. In fact I have two that I did for Zemo, one which is ongoing and should have a chapter out soon.

EDITED BECAUSE GOOD LORD THESE LINKS DON'T WORK

When The Stars Went Out || In This Life And The Next

Please enjoy these, and I promise there will be more because soulmate AUs slay me.

And thank you so much! I love you dearly! 💕💕💕💞💞💞💞

#trelaney #this is a little bit self-promotion and i'm not sorry #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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okay i'm curious about the love jail concept so 📱💚

YOU. YOU ALSO BELONG IN LOVE JAIL, PLEASE PRESENT YOURSELF FOR HUGS AND AFFECTION IMMEDIATELY.

tripleyeeet called out for

the fact that i can't hug my laptop to hug them

Loki content that has made me cry at least once (this may be Loki's fault but I'm blaming you for it anyway)

being just. so nice.

A+ playlist creation content

honestly straight up professional playlist creation content LET ME HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR GENIUS

making my heart do a little thumpthuamp when i see them on my dash

YOU LOVE TESSA? YOU LOVE TESSA UNTIL SHE EXPLODES INTO SPARKLES AND JOY? LOVE JAIL. LOVE JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!

But honestly, in all seriousness, thank you so much for being here. I am so incredibly grateful for your presence in my life and I know that my day starts off a little brighter for having you in it.

#tripleyeeet #📱 love jail #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration

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Hi! I'm one of your newer followers and in my short period of following you i've been having soooo much fun indulging in your fics. Congratulations on your milestone!! With your talents i'm sure you'll reach many more soon ♥️♥️

ps: so the headcanon ideas.. are the requests still open? 🥰🥰 i have one based on a personal experience that i think might be fun to explore!

Hi there! Thank you so much for following me and I'm totally thrilled you're here! I hope you enjoy what I've written and enjoy what more I'll have out! I'm always inspired and encouraged by the faith my followers have in me as I produce chaos.

The headcanon requests are absolutely still open, so please feel free to send them in! Everything I write is also slightly based in personal experience and perspective so if I can give you something personalized to you, I'd be utterly delighted to do so.

Come Join the Sleepover!

#eightysevenbucks #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #asked and answered

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hello my sweetheart 💕💕💕 happy 400 followers!!!

hmmm, let's brainstorm some headcanons!! For all your faves, or however many you want, what would be a specific food or particular tradition/festival/holiday you'd want to introduce them to?

Brandy my beloved!!

Thank you so much!

As for traditions… oh man, honestly??? I know you and I have discussed this before but I absolutelycannot get the idea of having a traditional wedding with any of them out of my head. I should really get to writing drabbles about how Steve, Bucky, Helmut, Sam, or Andy (my babies, clearly) would react to seeing a Desi!Muslim Reader in her ghaghra choli and mehendi and all the adornments that come with it, after the contracts are signed and the sermons are done, when the words are uttered.

Wedding traditions for my family are whole month long affairs and all of the various events are such a fun time but also deeply spiritual and very family oriented.

This is making me very soft to think about and now I’m gonna have to start drafting drabbles for all of them.

#brandycranby #headcanons #wedding headcanons #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration #asked and answered #NOW THESE WIPS LIVE IN MY HEAD

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Congratulations I'm so happy and proud and soon you'll be celebrating 4k!!! and 📱

Thank you, Star!! I'm so so grateful for your kindness and encouragement this whole way through!

You already belong in love jail, so please present yourself for hugs immediately thank you.

angrythingstarlight called out for:

Beefy Biker Bucky. Just. Beefy Biker Bucky.

The Horny. So much of the Horny

Making me want to be a better writer because she inspires me every day

Having concepts that just grow my eternal list of WIPS-I-Should-Write-But-Probably-Will-Never-Get-The-Time-To

A Dark Mafia Bucky that will haunt me until my dying day because he's not actually haunting me and I think that's an injustice against my person

Cuteness

This dissertation about how amazing she is

The fact that I'm not CONSTANTLY in her DMs telling her how amazing she is (I'm aware this is my fault, but love jail is not for me, it is for thee)

I want to say so much more but I also want hugs so!

love jail

Thank you for being here, Star, I adore you and am so so grateful for you every day.

#angrythingstarlight #📱 love jail #asked and answered #tessa's 400+ sleepover celebration