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rinsoap · 1 year
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haikyuu men as my icks bc i hate these men sm 👎
inspired by missmeinyourbones !! / not an x reader.
talks in a baby voice bc his mom didnt give him enough attention (me fr) and u feel bad but its literally so bad that u cant help but audibly groan everytime he refers to himself in third person bc "baby wants cuddies 😣"
bokuto... oikawa (on his worst days). lev (ugh i hate lev 👎) kuroo (bokuto rubbed off on him 🙁) asahi.
acts like a mean middle school boy, absolutely ABUSES the laughing cat emoji "thats tuff buddy 😹💀" like STOP IT. he'll jump to touch the door frame or even worse do that stupid fucking thing where he clings onto the door frame and leans his torso forward but his feet stay? why r u built like a bracket ) ???? refuses to wear anything but shorts and a tshirt even if its snowing. he will literally be shivering and is still like "its fine im not weak 😒" and pls do not get me started on the mouth breathing.......
tanaka. atsumu (but he grew out of it eventually!) i am trying to have hope. hinata.
the most pretentious man u will ever meet. he thinks his poetry is groundbreaking but theyre all haikus and all of them can be summed up by "i was the poem..... but she couldnt read 😣💔🥀" like who r u even talking ab ur single ass has one ex from third grade ❌ tries so hard to be witty but is just corny man like wdym u can quote "sniff out a fake nirvana fan anywhere" ????? he will hype up this "underground" song that the "tiktok mob" hasn't "gotten" yet and its why'd you only call me when you're high by arctic monkeys ?
both miya twins..... oikawa. tsukishima (he is of course a fucking prick). semi i rly dont want to believe this but deep down i KNOW. kyotani. kenma.
has the WORSTT fashion sense like he has zero sense of style. im talking fitted sweats or the sweats that are baggy in the crotch area but super skinny and fitted on the legs. he wears full on tech fleece or those ugly fake bape hoodies and calls it y2k like babe....... and what makes it worse is that he's a fashion SNOB. he is insufferable like he thinks he is so cool and has no idea he looks SO BAD 😭
TERUSHIMA (have u even seen him oh my GOD). atsumu (but he actually did grow out of it bc u would not let him live it down). nishinoya. kindaichi... i am so sorry for this but kuroo 🙁
he cannot clean himself for shit 😭😭 like he showers but he just straight up does not wash his ass "but the water runs down it so ???" like it is surprising he even knows what a loofa is. uses one of those dumb ass "8 in 1" IK ur not using ur "shampoo" to wash ur body ❌❌ and his fingernails r always dirty u have no idea how bc whenever u ask he just says "i dont know how they get like thaaat im sooo clean!! 🥺" u already know there's one lie in that sentence its a good bet its ALL a lie.
daichi (it was such a shock tbh but he absolutely ABUSES 3 in 1). atsumu maybe he is a walking ick. terushima (are we surprised?) kenma (he's a gamer duhh). mattsun (until the entire team bullied him for it W seijoh fr 🙏)
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nishipostitz · 2 years
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haikyuu men as brothers best friend
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scenario: them finding out they had feelings for you
gn!reader x multicharacter
prev | part 3 | tba
tw! suggestive in first part, not too much, older reader in third part. fluff world
goes by the saying of “the one who breaks my dick is the right one 🙏” and well. it happened literally. youve grown close to him because your parents take him in like their own. but he spends more time with you than your brother. at first, you were like a little sister to him. but now, the feelings have actually started developing. so you guys were on the couch together. your feet on his lap as youre scrolling your phone. your eyes started getting droopy, so you took a nap. a few minutes in, you accidentally put your heel against his balls, and he started screaming and groaning. oh poor guy 🙏. so you woke up. and realized what you did. and for some weird reason, this made him like you more. bc whatever situation he was in, you still cared for him. but OBVI you had to care for him then, you literally were the reason he’s screaming? but hey, love makes you dumb ig.
kuroo. hands down. tsuki(in it for the pain), tanaka(yall cant tell me he isnt like that), noya(literally is going to end up in a position like this 😭 ), ukai…., LMAO NOT ME PUTTING LITERALLY THE WHOLE KARASUNO TEAM—, oikawa, terushima
he was sick. he caught a cold for not wearing a sweater right after sweating. so during your free time, you would come over and take care of him. and just like that, he was revived not too long after. and as he was still not thinking straight, he really asked “so how do you feel about marriage?”
oikawa, hinata, noya, futakuchi, tendou, bokuto, suga, goshiki
coming back with the older reader trope! so he was a clumsy little guy. and you’d be the one tending to his wounds bc your brother knew absolutely nothing! and as he grew up, he always appreciated your kindness. you would also treat your brother. so when he joined the volleyball club, he was surprised to see you. you had already signed up as the manager. but sadly for him, he only gets to see you as a manager for a few years 😔 but, he still finds time to spend with you during practice. like sitting out from getting tired and helping with labor work.
kenma, akaashi, aone, ushi(man its the VIBE), ukai, kunimi, yams, suna(faking it)
man idk what to say. he literally fell in love with you at first sight. youre a year older. and he never really paid attention to ppl in school. so he didnt recognize you 💀 he saw you on his morning jog, jogging the same direction as him. so he was intrigued. it was impressive to see many ppl jogging this early in the morning. yet, you were also a beauty to the eyes as well(thats so cringy). and to his luck, you struck a convo while jogging. “so what brings you jogging this early?” “i could say the same” “well, im doing this to prepare for school. i must outrun creepos on campus” you said while chuckling nervously. “and i suppose you arent one as well?” he blushed embarrassingly. “nope. and i mean it” you laughed. “well, i was a bit skeptical” you say teasingly. now, youre really second guessing his response. bc he’s literally going the same direction as you to get home??? so you hurriedly ran to your house before he asked “is that your boyfriend’s house?” you gave him a look. “that idiot isnt my boyfriend, he’s my brother” and he was embarrassed AGAIN. “well, that brother of yours is someone id call a great friend. just dont tell him that” you smiled and waved bye. “i need to start kissing up to him later on”. he thought
ushi…, iwai, kageyama, kindaichi, daichi, tsukki, yaku, asahi, issei, osamu, aran
nah. man fell for you the moment your brother introduced you. he was mesmerized by you and didnt pay attention to anything else until “and theyre off limits you germ” he was offended. so, he would live on trying to impress you. his best friend wasnt impressed, but you were. it was funny seeing his efforts to win you over.
tanaka, oikawa, lev, shirabu, atsumu
your brother would give you to him as an offering 💀
kita.
this was worse than the last. i can’t live like this anymore.
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and one more thing. this time with haikyuu >:)
sakusa, suga & terushima. they have an s/o that doesn't usually dress girly but when they do boys are such fans of it! literally simps!!!
it could be an occasion like a date, prom or wedding, and they are guests. i leave the choice to you!
thank you as always! have a nice day, love u.
❤️Sugawara Koushi, Sakusa Kiyoomi, and Terushima Yuuji Who usually dress up casually are Dressing Elegantly at Event❤️
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A/N: AAAHHHH!!! Thank you so much for the cute idea of the scenario and the headcanons idea because I honestly can see their cute reactions when they see their S/O did this! Especially Sugawara's cute reaction! Anyway. I'm sorry for the long update and I hope you forgive me @pillow-anime-infos ( ⇀‸↼‶ )
Gender: Female
Warning: None
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Sugawara Koushi - Karasuno
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Sugawara doesn't really care how you dress up, he doesn't care if you usually just wear a simple t-shirt and a pair of jeans, pajamas, or casual clothes because he loves you the way you are.
In fact, I believe he also prefers using casual clothes when going out together with you and on a date so he understands those comfortable feelings where you just prefer to use relaxing clothes instead of getting dressed up when going out.
However, you were invited to your best friend's birthday party Haruka in a fancy restaurant and she told you the dress code for everyone is to wear any blue shades whereas the birthday girl is wearing a beautiful pink shade of the dress.
You remember your mother bought a beautifully simple one-shoulder navy dress with the bottom reaching to your knees on your birthday and you are planning to wear that along with a necklace and a pair of pearl earrings.
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Or if you are a male, you are wearing a pair of oversized navy or royal blue button-up shirts with trousers, a belt, and a leather wristwatch to make your looks fancier.
You want to look your best for your best friend Haruka since the two of you have been close since middle school and Haruka told you in the chat that you can bring your boyfriend, Sugawara.
As Sugawara was done wearing a pair of trousers along with a button-up shirt, he was walking up to your room to ask if you know where are his pair of loafers. His eyes widened to see you in a beautiful dress.
His face wasn't only red and spacing out, but he was stuttering and having an error in his brain. He knows his S/O is perfect but he did not expect you to look like an angel.
You are correct on this one that he became a simp. He tried to give a compliment to you but all you hear a jumbled and noncoherent words but his reaction was too cute that you couldn't help but tease the poor boy.
"What? Am I really beautiful that you cannot speak?" Congrats (Y/N), now you made him almost faint because of your teasing. He literally apologize in a stuttering way before running to the living room, escaping from your tease.
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The birthday party has not started yet and there's a lot of time to get ready together with Sugawara, your boyfriend. It was her sweet seventeen so lots of people were invited to your best friend's birthday party even though most of the ones who were invited are the third year and her classmates.
Most of the clothes in your wardrobe were t-shirts, blouses, denim, or other casual clothes so you had a little bit of trouble searching for appropriate clothes until you remember the clothes that your mother had given to you on your birthday. It was a one-shoulder navy dress/navy button-up shirt.
It was the most appropriate clothes to celebrate your best friend's birthday and you had no other choice but to wear the chosen clothes along with some jewels and the makeup touch for the final touch. You hadn't realized the sounds of footsteps getting closer and a knock on the door from the other side.
"(Y/N)? Are you in there?" There was no answer from you.
"(Y/N)?" No answer once again.
Sugawara knew that you didn't hear him at all and the grey-haired setter decides to get inside so he could ask something to you, "(Y/N). Have you seen my loafers? I forgot where did I put it-" but he was cut off as his brown eyes laid on your figurine. You look so amazing in that outfit.
The sound of him speaking obviously made you lose your focus on yourself before turning around to see Sugawara standing there like a statue with wide eyes and a gaping mouth. "Suga? Sweetheart? Do you need anything?"
He was very starstruck that he did not hear your question at all, all you can see was that his mouth was moving around but you couldn't hear a word from his mouth. It clicked in your mind that Sugawara is distracted with your outfit and you know this is a chance to tease your poor boyfriend for after all his tease that he did on you.
"Suga babe~ is there anything wrong?" The corner of your lips tugged upwards, playing coy with him.
" What- Uh Yes- I mean, no-. There is nothing wrong," He stammered, cheeks turning rosy and his eyes advert from your eyes.
"Are you sure? Is it because I look so beautiful/handsome that you cannot speak?" You continue teasing him.
"I-I'M SORRY!!" Sugawara finally shut the door close, letting you alone as you had your best day by making your boyfriend red.
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Sakusa Kiyoomi - Itachiyama
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In this headcanon, I believe Sakusa is at least a little bit more opinionated with your fashion sense but he's not the type who likes to be too controlling so he mostly just gonna stares with a judgemental stare
I'm saying that because I believe Sakusa would prefer you to wear clothes that don't have any stains, rip, or a bad smell on them. He prefers you wear clothes that just got washed and have a nice smell on them.
He doesn't care if you wear casual clothes or stay-at-home clothes because why do need to dress up elegantly when you're not going anywhere? He only doesn't like it if you are wearing clothes from yesterday and you haven't taken a shower.
However, you were invited by your sister or brother to their wedding and she told you to wear something elegant and told you the dress code for the party is the color grey shades.
Trying to look your best, you were wearing an Asymmetric Cut out Smokey Grey Dress with a heart necklace and a pair of grey heels or if you are a male, you decide to wear a pair of a grey blazer as the outerwear, a white shirt, and dark grey trousers to pull off an elegant and fancy look
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While you were putting the last touch on your face, there was loud sounds of footsteps and a door knob but you didn't realize those sounds and continued making yourself look presentable for your sister/brother's marriage.
The door was wide open to show a pair of brown eyes looking at you up and down. He was surprised to look at you with a such an amazing outfit.
He was in a trance when looking at you, he didn't move at all because of the awe and it made you think that someone just stopped the time but nope. Your boyfriend just looking at you with awe.
If you have sharp hearing, you can almost hear Sakusa letting out a small whisper of 'Beautiful/Amazing' but once he caught you staring, Sakusa would quickly look away.
He might act all cold around you by not speaking but don't worry. He is not mad, he is just embarrassed as hell but he is trying to hide it from you.
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Today is your sibling's wedding day and everyone in the family is invited including their partner too because of this, you dragged your boyfriend Sakusa to come along and celebrate your sibling's wedding birthday in a hotel.
At first, Sakusa didn't want to go to the party because he hates crowds and he cannot stand people talking very closely to him for fear that they going to be touchy and infect unknown bacteria to him. However, your smart brain made a deal with your boyfriend that you would buy him lots of Umeboshi, especially onigiri for his lunch.
He was having lots of thoughts on this but he finally agreed to go to your sibling's wedding party and maybe gave them a nice wedding gift for their marriage since it's culture for Japanese people to give cash or a gift to those who are married.
However, he did not expect you as his S/O are going to dress like an angel with your dress or a suit when he arrives at the wedding party. Not only it suits you perfectly and hugging your every curve but it also made him think twice maybe if he should go with you together once again. He never sees you dressing up like this
Your eyes glance at the ace of Itachiyama and a smile is adorned on your face before you're walking up to him, "Sakusa-san. I'm glad you're coming to my sister/brother's party. I thought you would not come."
"I wouldn't if you didn't make that deal," Sakusa said nonchalantly.
People might think he's such a bad partner because of the way he talks can be seen as harsh but you know better that those words don't mean anything and it doesn't need to be taken into the heart since Sakusa isn't someone who is good at expressing his expression like his cousin.
As he turns around, your eyes widened with surprise, and glance up at him again with eyes blinking repeatedly. 'You look beautiful/handsome in that dress/suit." Even though those sounds were small, you still can hear him as clearly as a day because you didn't expect Sakusa to praise you.
However, it did not last long before a smile adorned your face once again before strutting up to Sakusa. Your hands gently held his hand and you can feel him flinch in once second before it relaxes once again as his eyes laid on yours with a little bit of red colour on his cheeks"You also look amazing in this outfit."
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Terushima Yuuji - Johzenzi
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Terushima might be a playboy and dating you because of your look the first time but once the relationship is stable. I can see Terushima loves you for the way you are.
He doesn't care if you often wear just a pair of tee along with short pants in the house or a jogger with a sweatshirt when playing volleyball with you.
The reason is that he is the same as you. Why do you need to dress up when you are going to play volleyball or just laze around in the house?
But let's just pretend that you are going to have a date together with him later at a restaurant and you want to catch his eyes with your outfit and you have the right clothes for that.
If you are female, you are wearing a shirring sleeve dress with a canary yellow shade dress but if you are a male. You are wearing a button-down shirt, layered with a crew neck jumper, and mustard yellow trousers with a belt on them to pull a simple but elegant look for the date night.
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Once you arrive at the restaurant and wait for him, he just got arrived and he immediately looks at you as if you are a five-star course meal.
Terushima was STARSTRUCK, he would definitely go up to you and start to flirt at you as if he just saw you for the first time, being a cheezy boyfriend.
He will throw tons of pickup lines, some can be cute, some made you blush bright red and some would be bad but those pickup lines would make you laugh, like:
"Do you have a map or a compass? Because I'm lost in your eyes." or " Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, it makes me want to smile." Yes, he is that cheesy around you when the two of you are on a date.
Also, Terushima would be quite touchy so expect his arm around your waist or around your shoulder casually most of the time when you two had a date.
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It has been such a long time that you and your boyfriend did not spend time with each other after a long time because of the middle-term exam. Your father and mother didn't let you go out because they want you to focus on your test and have a high score, and if you go out without telling them. The two of them would take your phone away.
It was really sad because Terushima would keep trying to call you and asking you to hang out together with him or just sneak out from your parents but you know better because sneaking out without permission is like the death penalty to you. You couldn't live without your phone.
But the middle exam has passed and you had a great score in every subject except math. Even though you didn't get an A plus, your mother and father were still satisfied with your scores and let you go out but not knowing that you had a date together with your boyfriend.
Arriving at the restaurant, you decide to see at the table near the window so you can see the view of the city where there are lots of bystanders walking around to enjoy their day but not noticing someone is tiptoeing behind you with a smirk on his face and a mischievous glints in his eyes.
"BOO!" The male tapped your shoulder quite hard but not hard enough to hurt you.
"EEEK! Terushima-san! Your piece of shit!" you hissed in annoyance.
"Hehe, sorry-babe. By the way, you look amazing in that outfit," His eyes look at your attire up and down.
The dress/the suit complements your figure, it hugs your every curve and the outfit makes you look more attractive than anyone in the restaurant. Terushima could not help but his smirk widened as he sat across from you "Baby, Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, it makes me want to smile~" Terushima winks.
"Are you always this flirty?" You raise your eyebrows, challenging him back playfully.
"Only to you, especially this night since you look so amazing~" the corner of his lips tugged upwards, loving the challenge that you gave to him.
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ikihtoe · 2 years
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headpats. they love it and so do you, either because they can't show affection properly or it's because of height difference or they also headpat their little siblings or maybe they're just fond of giving headpats. you did a good job? headpat. you did a not so good job? headpat. can't give you their full attention because they're busy? how 'bout headpats.
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draken, mitsuya, takeomi, hanma, aran, suna, osamu, akaashi, kuroo, sugawara, terushima, satan, lucifer, erwin, hange, levi, mike, jean, aizawa, sero, fatgum, gojo, nanami
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myrandomheadcanon · 2 years
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Okay okay I don’t know if this is like already a headcannon but I’ve never seen anybody talk about this so here I go:
So in the manga, we all know that Kageyama’s sister Miwa, works as a hairdresser right?? And there is also confirmed that Terushima, our beloved playboy, works an a hair salon as a hairstylist.
So like, what if Terushima works for/with Miwa???? Idk it’s just something I just realized and I just wanted to let y’all know bye
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strxwberrylemonxde · 1 year
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“run away with me.”
silence hung in the air as you considered his words. turning to look at him, there was a sharp glint in his eyes. one that suggested trouble.
“you shouldn’t tease me with such a question.”
“who said anything about teasing, sweetheart? why not get out of this shit city? just you and me.”
SUNA, TENDOU, kuroo, kenma, nishinoya, matsukawa, terushima, yamamoto, konganegawa, tanaka
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semifilms · 2 years
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OIKAWA, hinata, sugawara, BOKUTO, ATSUMU, terushima, daichi, asahi, KUROO, konoha, ARAN, osamu, iwaizumi
this is the first thing i wanted to post after being inactive🤭
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loveephia · 1 year
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some of the HQ boys with a girlfriend who has fluffy cheeks. (osamu, iwaizumi, bokuto, suna, terushima, and komori.)
content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, the boys being annoying (except for bokuto and komori), you're already in a relationship with them (terushima excluded, you're only acquaintances there), plot twist in komori's.
⚠ warning/s: none.
part 1 | part 2
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OSAMU MIYA
he accidentally found out about how fluffy your cheeks are when he was trying to wipe off some food on your face
best discovery ever
"they're like mochi.." he squishes and stretches your cheeks with his large hands
"osamu.. please stop."
now, he goes around biting them every chance he gets
he could innocently be giving you a back hug and *nom*
YOU'RE SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TREATED THIS WAY!!!
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
as if you couldn't get any cuter, you just HAD to have fluffy cheeks
why's he making it sound like it's your fault
yk how when he's annoyed, he'll flick your forehead?
nahhh, that's long gone
now he pinches your cheeks relentlessly.
if ever he pinches them too hard, he gives you a sheepish kiss on the harmed cheek as an apology
and then he finds out that kissing them feels much softer
so now he pinches them annoyingly hard on purpose JUST to give you a kiss
wtf hajime.
BOKUTO KŌTARŌ
sweet babyyuhefuehdua i want to give him the whole world 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。
whenever he's in emo mode, he squishes your cheeks as a stress reliever
and you let him :3
sometimes, he doesn't even have to be in emo mode
"babyyy, can you come here?"
you salute, and walk over to him
and his warm fingers are massaging your cheeks
unlike the other two boys, he's gentle and careful not to pinch too hard. he could never forgive himself if he accidentally hurt you!!
hueheuheuehe you love him so much 😭😭
SUNA RINTARŌ
everyday, at the school entrance, he pokes your cheeks.
it's every. single. day.
you tried to hide from him, but NAHHH!!! HE STILL FINDS YOU.
it's like a jumpscare.
you ask him why he does this, and he replies with, "because they're like pillows."
now he's wondering why your cheeks changed colors
are they glow-in-the-dark too
YŪJI TERUSHIMA
you're not his type, that's what he tells himself
you're more of a cute girl, and he likes girls like jennifer lawrence wrong yuji
you're tutoring him since he's falling behind in class, and he notices how round your cheeks are while you're writing pointers
out of initial instinct, he pokes it
you look over your shoulder and at him. you let out a confused, "what?"
"nothing." he smiles innocently
you go back to what you were doing while he stares at you
yeah, you're totally not his type
...
he tries convince himself at least
KOMORI MOTOYA
KOMORI APPRECIATION.
he's so cute, you're so cute, you're both cute, and two positives make a positive.
SEE GUYS?? MATH. WHO SAYS YOU DON'T LEARN ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET??
anyway, this time, it's YOU who plays with his cheeks
WHENEVER HE SMILES, HIS CHEEKS PUFF UP, AND HIS EYES ARE CLOSED, AND WAAAA
"cheeks, please."
"yes, ma'am!"
and he's right by your side as you pinch, massage, poke, squish, bite, and kiss his cheeks.
he doesn't mind. he actually finds it quite therapeutic!!
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lssugaluv · 1 month
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Of course when you’re running late, all ready to go have some girl time does your boyfriend has to interfere. He couldn’t resist how hot you looked all dolled up to go hang out with your girls.
You grab your purse and look at yourself one more time in the mirror, fixing yourself. “Baby, I’m leaving.”
“Give me a kiss darling.” Says your boyfriend who is stuck playing video games online with his friends.
“But baby, the girls are outside waiting for me.”
He of course doesn’t take no for an answer as he grabs onto your wrist and pulls you in, leaving no space in between you two. He gently cusps your chin having you look directly at him as he is staring at your lips. He crashes his lips with yours and you wrap your arms around his neck. He sticks his tongue in your mouth and your tongues meet. He groans a bit as you moan.
He reaches down to your breasts gripping on them. He begins to want to pull your body suit out from your pants and you push his hand out of the way. You reach down to his growing bulge coming from his shorts and you give him a tease. You cause him to groan again which drives you crazy. You then push him away and turn to the mirror just to see you lipstick disappear. You rush to the bathroom to touch up and come back to your room to see him covered in your lipstick.
And yes, you feel your underwear completely drenched but time is running out to change.
“Ahh I’m extra late. Gotta go baby.” You reach in for one more kiss and try to wipe his face quickly.
“Have fun gorgeous. You’ll get some later, love ya.”
Character’s who I think of that will do this;
• Atsumu, Ushijima, Kuroo, Terushima, Suna, Tsukkishima, Daichi, Iwaizumi, Oikawa, Kita.
• Just some random thoughts I had of this morning.
• Enjoy ☺️
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kiwanopie · 2 years
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Top 10 anime men who will lay pipe expeditiously. Haikyuu Edition. *Reupload*
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cw: piv, dirty talk, general adult themes. minors do not interact
Akaashi |Run Time: Within the first month| Not exactly a prude, just believes that being more intuned with your partner is necessary to satisfying sex. Plus he likes the build up between general interest and sexual tension. If we’re being honest, he’s probably been thinking of putting his hands all over you since the second date. But he’s courteous enough to let you know that he actually wants to get to know you first. Likes to call you after work during the talking stage just to ask you about your day. Invites you over on his off days to make sure you’re comfortable around him. But again, he’s been holding himself back for a while. And he’s not too coy for a little phone sex in the meantime. - But, boy does he completely lose it when you crawl into his lap during one of your hangout sessions. Your friends still don’t believe you when you introduce them to the guy that “fucked you within an inch of your life” before you officially started dating.
Iwaizumi |Run Time: Within the first few weeks| He likes to believe that the reason he doesn’t rush it is because he’s “old fashioned” and that he’s mature enough to understand that “it takes time for these kinds of things.” Whole time he’s just busy. Trust me, deep down he knows if he had it his way he’d have you folded over three ways to Sunday after the third date. But he has the physical health of like twelve overgrown toddlers to manage and the team moves around pretty often. So, it’s just quick coffee dates and video calls for a while. But trust me, the moment he has time on his hands you’re done for. I suggest clearing your schedule before you meet up! You’re gonna need some time to recover.
Oikawa |Run Time: Within two weeks| First week down though and you can see it physically hurts him that he’s not fucking you as soon as he wants to. Only reason he’s holding out though is because he actually likes you, so he doesn’t want you to think that’s the only thing he’s seeking out. - But you know that meme of that guy who looks like he’s this 🤏 close to having a stroke with all those veins on his face? Yeah. Soon as he knows you’re on the same page though he’s slutting himself out to you like his life depends on it. And he talks the nastiest shit. Will tell you everything he’s been wanting to do to you and then show you in frankly exemplary detail.
Hinata |Run Time: Within a week| To his credit, he’s the most unafraid to let you know how smitten he is with you from the jump. Gave you your phone back after putting his number in with his info under “Shoyo 💕❤️” and told you to call him if you’re looking for someone to treat you right. Literally told you the night you actually hooked up that you were only doing missionary to start off, and when you asked why he replied that you were “Too pretty to fuck in anything but,” With all the sweet talk he uses in the week leading up, you’re not wrong for being completely out of your depth when he fucks you like he hates your guts. But don’t worry, the love’s still there! You’re even prettier when he’s fucked the brains outta you <3
Kuroo |Run Time: Within the first couple of dates| Class traitor often forgets the line between courting a significant other and a sugar baby. Thought the best way to charm your pants off was to buy out the restaurant you’d have your first date at and surprise you with a birkin bag. Isn’t ashamed to let you know he gets off on watching you spend his money and when he’s booking a pent-suite for your third date it takes a very necessary pause during dinner to establish that 1.) Yes, he wants to be your boyfriend. No, he didn’t know that this wasn't the right way to do it. And 2.) He’s only been spending this much money because it’s the only thing stopping him from cumming in his pants the moment he gets within a foot of you. Weird guy. Rearranges your guts like no one’s business.
Bokuto |Run Time: The date after the first| He tries…so hard to hold out, he really does! It’s just god you’re so fucking sexy. Everything you do has his brain short circuiting and he’s starting to want you so bad that it’s making him itch. Your thighs are so squishy and your lips look so plump. Everything about you looks soft to the touch and since meeting you he hasn’t been able to blow a decent load without imagining it’s you squeezing him so tight. Really, the only reason he made it this far is ‘cause first date jitters are a bitch and at the very least he has the decency to let you know he likes you first. - But then you show up in this cute little dress that keeps riding up your thighs when you walk, and the way you pout as you try to pull it down has his head feeling all fuzzy. He tries to stay cordial as he opens the door for you to slide into his car, but the way you smile up at him as he closes it behind you has his resolve breaking into pieces. Lucky for him you’re perceptive enough to notice the literal dick print in his pants the moment he climbs in; and he lights up like a Christmas tree when you suggest a quickie before dinner. Spoiler alert: It won’t be a quickie. Get your refund back on that reservation, sis.
Atsumu |Run Time: The first date| You can’t blame the guy for being shamelessly attracted to you, can you? Who cares about old fashioned courting! It ain’t worth the money if you ain’t walking funny? - All jokes aside though, he’s a firm believer in if two consenting adults like each other enough, they should be able to fuck whenever and however they want. Doesn’t find you any less respectable for letting him put your legs behind your ears on the first date. Although that was after he’d already bent you over in his car, folded you over his kitchen counter, and had you leaving drool stains on his hallway area rug. Eh, you’ll plan your next date in the shower - little hard to talk though with your face pressed against the glass.
Matsukawa |Run Time: Scheduled a time and place for you to link before hand| Hey, if you wanna turn this thing into a relationship then he’s up for that too. But he’s not gonna stress himself trying to hold back from fucking your pretty little brains out. Soon as he gets the O.K. he’s picking a time and place and hightailing it over with no stops in between. And he’s not bullshiting when he says he’s gonna fuck you stupid. The guy digs you out like he’s trying to ruin you for anybody else. But it’s not entirely his fault! He gets sick of carrying that meat missle around too 😔
Hanamaki |Run Time: Straight up just asked if you’d let him| Hedonist to the max. And no shame either. The moment he gets the feeling that you might be sexually interested in him, he’s diving in with no goggles. I mean, obviously he cares about your interests and your pursuits in life; might even think you’re nice enough to take home to mom’s one day. But that’s not what his mind’s set on right now. Only thing in his head is if he should start with collapsed doggy or drill you in from the side just to get you drooling for him that much quicker. But hey, dick was so good you forgot he don’t got a job!
Honorable Mentions!
Sakusa (Surprisingly)| Comes off as a prude because he apparently has “High standards.” Can’t admit that if he finds you attractive enough, he’ll just straight up fuck you. |
Terushima |Likes to “Do you like my tongue ring?” Himself into some pussy.|
Sugawara | Plays the part of a good loving school teacher just looking for a companionship. Gives it up as soon as he sees you’re into him.|
Osamu | “m’not a scrub like my brother.” No, baby, you’re a whore.|
And finally number one…
Suna! |Run Time: Text him at 3:00am and he’ll be there by 3:05am| Standing at 6’3.2 and 176lbs, you have caught the affection of a man who truly believes that “a hole is a hole” once he’s found himself physically attracted to someone. That’s not to say that he’s particularly loose with what he’s got but if you’ll take it? Once hiked to your place in the middle of January with basketball shorts on ‘cause you sent him a “U up?” Text in the middle of the night. Woke up the next morning with a fever but god was that pussy worth it. Fucks like he’s trying to prove something so you’re in remission for the next couple of days afterwards. And then will have the nerve to wanna be the little spoon after the fact. - Tries not to look as elated as he is when you finally tie him down but with the way he turns your insides into mush the night following, you can tell he’s pretty excited to finally call himself your boyfriend.
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nanamistie · 6 months
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Can you do haikyuu boys reacting to fem!s/o crushing a watermelon between their thighs like it nothing🌚🌚
(Not just crush makes it explode👀👀)
Ofc i can ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)
Imagine,you're a woman who has big thighs,but they're not fat, they're muscular. And one day, you and one of the hq boys went together on a picnic. You had a basket with lots and lots of food, such as home made sandwiches, some cupcakes, brownies and a watermelon. You two were enjoying the food and then came across the watermelon.
“Babe, can you give me the knife?” you say while looking at the watermelon. “Sure” he says. He looks through the basket and realize, that you don’t have one. “We must’ve had forgotten it” he says. You sigh “Well then-” you say before grabbing the watermelon and putting it between your thighs. You quickly wrap your legs around it and squeeze it hardly, and just like that, the watermelon almost explodes in half.
He just stares. Jaw down to the ground. He doesn't even know what shocked him: the fact that you were that strong to do that or how your thighs looked while. "I-" he clears his throat "wow, I...am...wow... I'm speechless". You just laugh at his reaction "Oh come on, love, you're not the only one with big stong thighs". He smirks "Well I actually love that~" you both laugh.
DAICHI MY MAAN, Asashi (bear with me), Osamu, Ushijima, Aone.
He would take it as a competition, he would be like: "Oh yeah? I can do that too!" Then he like grabs a small chunk of crushed (by your majestic thighs) watermelon and puts it between his legs. The he tries to squeeze it, but fails miserably. You take it the chunk in your hand and crush it and he says: "Well, I got it loosed for you" he hufs and then we would act so dramatic, pleaseee.
Tanaka, BOKUTO, Hinata, Oikawa (do not argue on this-).
Complains and acts like he didn't just drool over your gorgeous thighs. "You ruined the watermelon." You look offended like you just wanted to help. "I'm sorry, i didn't mean to do that,we just, didn't have other ways to do it" He sees that you looked at him with a pout so he quickly says "It looked kinda cool tho.." You end up teasing him all night, teehee, he loves you so much, he loves everything about you.
Tsukisima (of course), Kenma, Kageyama, Kyotani.
He would flirt so much pleaseeeee. He would stare at your thighs, then at the watermelon and then at you and with the biggest smirk and a bit of blush, he would say: "DAAAMN, DO THAT TO ME" you look at him like -__- but when he sees that you blushed too he would tease you,omg.
Terushima, Kuroo, Atsumu, Iwazumi, Nishinoya (he would).
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Sorry for the waittttt. I hope you like it 🫶
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llightshower · 11 months
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hq boys fav part ab their thick s/o
warnings: pretty suggestive, groping is mentioned a bit, stretch marks, afab!reader.
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his head is always in your thighs. laying down? between your thighs. sitting on the couch? between your thighs. n while y’all are sitting together, his hands are on your thighs. squeezing em, needing on em. he alsoo loves your ass, constantly groping your when you hug… gives him comfort.
matsukawa, iwaizumi, daichi, tanaka
his hands are always tracing your stretch marks on your stomach, or on your side. he’ll grab it sometimes too ‘n kiss you alll over your stomach. you get all flustered too, sometimes a bit embarrassed but he truly loves all your curves and rolls.
oikawa, sugawara, kageyama, yamaguchi
tits, your tits. he’s groping your tits at home, always. he loves to leave kisses down your neck, to your collarbone, to your breasts, leaving hickeys all over you. when you wear skin de tight shirts that bring out your boobs he’s just all over you.
kuroo, akaashi, tendo, koganegawa.
seeing you in shorts is like a reward for this guy, especially booty shorts. the way your ass slightly peaks out n he can see your panties! he will also make any excuse to grope your ass, like hugging you. his hands slowly make his way down to your ass n he’ll squeeze it.
terushima, bokuto, kyotani, noya, makki (someone (@seijhoeist) reblogged this and said makki should be here and i see it, so this is for you.)
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picrewocs · 10 months
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I feel like once a year, Kita holds a Captain's Retreat on his rice farm. It's so everyone can relax and enjoy fresh rural air, but he does end up putting everyone to work at some point.
Aran is invited, since he was the on-court captain, but he gets to relax since he helps Kita a lot anyway in his off-season (also, he has bae rights)
Everyone (especially Suguru) makes fun of Kuroo for losing his breath easily. Bokuto isn't allowed to use sharp objects. Oikawa and Terushima get scolded by Kita for taking inappropriate selfies with corn cobs. Ushijima has a near encyclopedic knowledge about plants. Daichi and Moniwa are the only ones actually helping Kita
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nishloves · 6 months
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✧→haikyuu!! captains as college boys!
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→warnings : mentions of sex and parties // masterlist
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daichi (karasuno) : he ain't joining any frat lmao, and isn't that well-known, it's not like he doesn't have any friends, he's just a normal college boy who studies and roams around here and there when he's free (or plays volleyball), he knows what he wants from his life but can be a bit unsure about it. sweet and kind, but utterly normal. you won't notice him until you sit right next to him or you have a project together. would get a girlfriend and probably end up marrying her. regular to his classes.
oikawa (aoba josai) : you'd think he joined frat, lol. that's a possibility but as far as I think, he doesn't see the need to join a frat, people are swooning over him for no particular reason, he studies to get decent enough grades and all of his remaining time goes into volleyball, he's too ambitious to actually waste his time into parties and such (not saying he won't go to them, but he ain't a party rat). people might think of him as a fboy/player but he really isn't, yeah he might've dated 2-3 girls in the same year but never together. he never dated anyone for more than a month either, like I said, he's too ambitious and too thirsty for volleyball to actually have time to look at other things, not saying he won't enjoy college but yeah, he's gonna spend his time wisely. semi-regular to his classes.
kita (inarizaki) : the most diligent out of all; studies well (always gets the highest grade), very rare parties, helps out professors and goes to extra lectures, does play a little volleyball but only when he's not doing anything else. his room is so tidy omg— doesn't socialise much but people know him because he has top grades lol and is kinda handsome. he ain't missing a class for shit.
kuroo (nekoma) : he's too nerdy to join a frat but won't reject the invitation if he gets it lol, similar to daichi he's on the normal side of college boys, but he's so clever that people just know him as the scheming boy who can get you a full in your project. does parties but is too embarrassed and shy to actually go and talk to his crush(es). yeah no, he doesn't have that rizz and I'm not gonna sugarcoat him. he's an alright guy, a guy whom you will start liking after few initial months of knowing him. would prolly date a friend entering second year of college and won't break up until the situation calls for it. (also talks to professors, lol) very regular with his classes too.
bokuto (fukurodani) : accidentally joined a frat and is proud about it, lol. tries his best to study but barely gets a passing grade. doesn't matter to him, he knows what he wants to do with his life and as long as volleyball is going well, he ain't gonna care about other things. is a party animal but would never do a one night stand, dating isn't even on his agenda lol. he's someone who looks at college as a way to grow into a better person, as a way to give himself another chance to finally have a better personality. he's fixated on his self growth and no one can stop him. would date if someone asked him out, but he's like oikawa in this case, he's too ambitious to actually care about love. his s/o's are the ones breaking up with him and he will be fine after a few days, because even though it does sound bad, his dates aren't gonna be his priority at all (though he might get very attached to someone who actually understands his passion, he ain't gonna let them go, you're stuck with him). tries to be regular but is somehow always late? got lost or something. as long as he's aware about his schedule he tries to stay diligent.
ushijima (shiratorizawa) : joined a frat because someone tricked him into thinking that everyone there played volleyball, doesn't associate himself with the parties and stuff. studies very diligently and practices even more diligently. no, he's not gonna date anyone here either. he will very coldly reject anyone. professors know him because he has good grades but he doesn't go out of the way to actually interact with them. someone please adopt him because else he won't make any friends. very regular with his classes too.
terushima (johzenji) : certified frat and fuck boy, the splitting image of what a frat boy is, but he's just more genuine. parties hard, gets passing grades, is a social butterfly, girls wanna be with him because of sex and is one of the most loyal effing friend ever. does try to help during group projects but... really... his help isn't all that needed. people know him because he's too wild. has many one night stands. but is a sweetheart to everyone who is nice to him. he ain't regular to his classes lol, his professors barely even see him.
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yril-writes · 10 months
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— BOYFRIEND!
synopsis ; finally, the time has come to introduce your so-called boyfriend to your brother! He's been meaning to have a good talk with the both of you, the question is does he approve?
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type ; headcanon
includes ; kuroo, terushima, iwaizumi
pairings ; character x fl! sibling reader x sibling's boyfriend
genre ; fluff, comedy and a mountain full of corn
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KUROO TETSUROU
"Have you met your sister's boyfriend, Kuroo?"
"Kenma, what do you mean boyfriend? (Y/N) has a BOYFRIEND?!"
(Uh-oh, (Y/N)...I'm sorry...)
Kuroo now is making his way towards her classroom, people gathered in the hallway didn't stand a chance from him, they were either ignored or have been smashed past by him.
Arriving in front of her classroom, he didn't even make a second thought to it and immediately opened the door. The students inside the room were all looking at Kuroo, but among the students her sister was the one who was shook the most only because right now she is sitting next with her boyfriend, and Kuroo saw it.
"(Y/N) and Boyfriend, come outside let's talk. Now."
(KENMA YOU BETRAYED ME!)
Now the three of them are standing outside of the classroom and standing among the hallway, Kuroo instantly made the guy feel unwelcome to the conversation that is about to happen.
"So, when was this? Kenma knows, and I don't?"
"We've been dating for a month now, Tetsu."
Despite grinning ear to ear, Kuroo couldn't help but twitch at the words his sister is uttering. Now, placing a palm above the guy's shoulder. Kuroo leans in towards the guy attempting to say something.
"You might be his boyfriend, but I will be the one she will marry!"
"TETSUROU! WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU TELLING HIM!"
"The truth! You told me before that you'd marry me!"
"I WAS FIVE AT THAT TIME!"
Bickering back and forth, the boyfriend didn't say anything and stood there but as soon as they felt tired of bickering the boyfriend decided to talk on his behalf.
"Kuroo-san, I like her so much that I've been pursuing her for years now and now that we are dating I want to be the best boyfriend for her! I may not look promising but I would do anything for her!"
Uttering those words in an empty hallway, the words echo throughout , the classrooms with students in it heard what he said and this immediately caused him to turn beat root red. And Kuroo's sister felt her heart skip a beat at those words.
"Kuroo, class is about to start. Go back to the third year's building." Said Kenma who clearly looked haggard from running. Seeing her and the boyfriend Kenma instantly mouthed 'sorry'.
Kuroo now is looking at the back of her sister and the boyfriend on their way to go inside the classroom.
"Kenma, search for information about that guy and I'll break him—"
"Kuroo, shut up."
"BUT!—"
"And seriously, you pulled out the 'You promised to marry me' card against your own sister. You and your sister complex."
"SHUT UP, KENMA!"
TERUSHIMA YUUJI
"I'm home!" It was already late and Terushima just got home from a practice match. Upon removing his shoes, he eyed on another pair of shoes and these shoes were unfamiliar.
(A pair of shoes...a guy?)
"(Y/N)! Mom! Do we have a visitor—"
Walking inside the house, he saw three people chatting and eating in the dining area. Immediately he got close and had a good look on the guy beside his sister.
"Yuuji, dear. Welcome home, come eat after you change your clothes."
"I didn't know we had a visitor, and a GUY too. If I were to judge what I am looking at here right now, I'd say my sister over here is introducing her boyfriend."
The room went completely silent and their mother kept on a smile and a small chuckle, now turning his attention to his sister and the guy beside her are now holding hands under the table.
"My sister doesn't know how to do her own laundry. She doesn't know to even cook! And just like me we collect pretty things and that includes you—"
"YUUJI! ARE YOU REALLY DOING IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW?!"
"Okay, the both of you. Calm down, we have a visitor here..."
"She even snores like an old man, did I mention sneezes as well? So if I were you, you'd pick to get away from her."
"YUUJI!"
"One more thing! If you didn't like any of what I just said. Leave at this moment. If you cannot deal with it—"
The boyfriend stood up in an abrupt manner and looked at Terushima, he looked like a baby bird trembling over at the sight he saw. The aura that Terushima gives right now is enough for him to flee at the moment but he did not.
"Terushima-san! Despite knowing all of those things the more that it made me curious! I want to know her better and even accept whatever she throws at me because with this I can say that I truly do know the person that I love!"
Terushima who witnessed the sincerity of the guy in front of him, made him feel small and finally gave up. Grabbing a chair and placing it beside. Their mother, Terhshima decided to eat with them. Eating huge bites he saw that his sister looked genuinely happy.
"They look great together right?" His mother whispered and gave out a small chuckle.
"(Y/N) promised to marry me so don't get too comfortable thinking you'd marry her, kiddo."
"YUUJI!"
"That reminds me! I recorded it!"
"STOP!"
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
"Hajime, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend."
"Boyfriend, this is my older brother, Hajime."
The room is filled with a tense aura caused by her brother, the boyfriend now is seen to be shaking legs nervous at this point.
"I am (Y/N)'s boyfriend! Nice to meet you, Iwaizumi-senpai!"
"(Y/N), your standards on a guy. You said before you like athletic guys, what is this wimpy kid doing in front of me?"
Iwaizumi is literally looking down on the boyfriend and glaring at him big time, sweat then began to accumulate and the boyfriend feels as if he can feel his heart coming out from his mouth.
"Hajime. I did like guys like that but that was in the past, he is different. I like him, just the way he is."
Iwaizumi's face looks like he is about to vomit at what his sister said, he always thought that he would go for Oikawa all this time but he was wrong.
"Look kid, I don't care if this is for the name of love. But as far as I can recall you just met this guy for a couple of weeks! And you say it's love and what not."
Crossing his arms, he stared at them both making them uncomfortable and not letting them talk for a second. Iwaizumi thought that confronting both of them in the spot would make them break up easily but that isn't the case right now.
(THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER! EVEN HOLDING HANDS IN FRONT OF ME! THIS KID!)
"Always thought you'd keep your promise, made me wait for you since you said you'd marry your big brother when the time comes."
"HAJIME! I WAS A KID BACK THEN! I EVEN TOLD DAD THAT AS WELL! JEEZ!"
"You don't stand a chance, boyfriend. Be thankful for being a pass time by my sister at this point."
Turning his back against them, he felt as if this was the last punch to bring them both down but this only sparked a fire inside of the boyfriend and stood up for himself and fought for what they have.
"Iwaizumi-senpai, we might have met for like a few weeks now but I still like her! I would be her ideal type if I have too! But please do recognize my feelings towards her!"
"You can't marry a girl you just spent days or weeks with!"
"But it's true love!"
(This scene reminds me of that one movie...) She held that thought and kept a close watch at the two men having a familiar conversation.
But in the end everything turned great and they both worked things out and talked this out.
"I'm still against it though, it should be me."
"Hajime, shut up."
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a/n ; remembered that I also loved these characters and made them something! I'll try and branch out from haikyuu to mha to ace of daiya and into jujutsu maiden and even try some requests and random thoughts!
taglist ; @sammushy
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amesstm · 2 years
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watching them at practice
He’s so excited to see that you’re in the bleachers. The rest of his teammates chuckle at his wide smile and how he jumps towards you. “Hey! Did you see me give that ace?” You nod and give him a good luck kiss before he returns to practice.
Hinata, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tendo, Sugawara, Bokuto, Koganegawa
He simply acknowledges you with a nod of his head. He has a small smile on his face because even the fluttering of his heart can’t be contained. As a result of you being there, he might get distracted a bit more.
Osamu, Kita, Aran, Kenma, Daichi, Tsukishima, Akaashi, Aone, Kai, Kunimi, Shibaru, Suna, Iwaizumi
He notices you as soon as you enter but tries to play it cool. In his attempt at looking calm and collected, he misses his serve completely. “Out!” He groans and acts like you’re not there to witness it. Your soft giggle makes him blush even more.
Atsumu, Terushima, Oikawa, Kuroo, Lev, Futakuchi, Goshiki, Daisho, Akaashi
He’s so focused on volleyball that he doesn’t realize you come in until after practice. When he does see you, his eyes light up and he smiles like an idiot. “I saw your spike. That was super cool!” He gets so giddy inside when you gush over him.
Kageyama, Ushijima, Oikawa (again), Sakusa, Iwaizumi
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