#tequila asks

[emberecstasyy]

Facefuck, hot or not?

Like if you don't fuck my pretty face I will be highly offended just sayin

#asks #stop ive had 4 tequila shots so far #we just getting started

[creepy-can]

Hi I think I haven't posted this before, here you go :)

#jeff the killer #ben drowned #creepypasta #jeff x ben #matachos geis #yef tequila #ask ben drowned #ask jeff the killer

[blindmagdalena]

okay but imagine HL with a s/o that just sometimes stares at him and just goes “u like me? why?” and whenever he tries to explain they’re still like “but whyyyyyy 🤔🧐”

AHAHAH this is so cute. this would catch him COMPLETELY off guard.

"Yes, I like you."

"But why?"

"Because I love you."

"Yes, but why?"

"I-well, why do YOU like ME?"

"Nuh-uh, I asked you first."

and naturally it devolves into the two of you writing lists of all the reasons why you not only love each other, but why you like each other. he loves how openly affectionate you are, you love his sense of humor, which is perfect because he loves your laugh.

by the end of it you're just a tangled mess of limbs, cuddling against each other, noses bumping, breath mingling warmly while you whisper endless declarations of love for every inch and quirk of the other. what started off feeling fairly silly winds up being one of your most special nights together.

#homelander x reader #homelander headcanons #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #the tequila is hitting and i'm feelin GUSHY #fluff

[jei-rifni]

MERMAID JOSEPH IN THE TEQUILA ATTIRE

Zoo-wee-mama!!! Hot damn!!!

#MERMAID TEQUILA JOSEEPHHHH #jjba #jei poopy art #jei poopy asks #jjba fanart #jojos bizarre adventure #jojos bizzare adventure fanart #Joseph joestar #jjba joseph #tequila joseph #joseph joestar fanart

[scrylirious]

you want to know if i think jason todd is worthy of being loved and hated in equal measure, because to love him blindly would rob him of his purpose as a creature too full of sacriliage to be returned to his place at batman’s side and to hate him would be to vilify a hurt kid too desperate for validation to be a villain?? you want to know if i think he’s forever caught in this dark place, hinging on villainy and cusping into sainthood?? you want to know if i imagine him as the mahogany wood pulpit at the head of my childhood church and i am wracked with catholic guilt before him?? you want to ask me if i find him a saint, yet you don’t want to acknowledge that the saints were once sinners, and even peter denied christ three times?? you want me to explain a concept as abstract as human nature and the blurry line between what’s good and what’s worthy of being shunned?? you want to know if jason todd is capable of being both the effigy and the sacrifice?? what are you, a cop? come back with a fucking warrent if you want to know.

#jason todd #petite aile #dc #batman #someone just walked into my bar and asked for a tequila and coke. what yhe hell is going on

[roboticutie]

It's a side-mission that I don't think many end up doing, at least from the lack of talking about it I see, but still. The figurines. If you succeed a check in the pawn shop, you can take a figurine of a headless soldier on a horse. If you've done that, when you inspect the stained glass Dolores Dei you can get the task to give her any and all figurines you can find. Perhaps you can one day. Even when you get this task, though, it feels odd- it confuses your Logic because Dei has long since passed, but... Maybe you can give her these gifts somehow? You can find another figurine in the unplayable Wirral expansion pack (I only found it bc I didn't know you couldn't play Wirral w Kim). There are only these 2, according to the wiki, and I have not found more.

This task is another moment where the writers really manage to emulate that feeling of not only loss, but lost-ness that you get a few times in the game. When I did this task I thought it would be something extraordinary, maybe vaguely supernatural as there are a few things confirmed to be unexplainable happening with and around Harry, y'know? I had hope and intrigue and didn't even realize how strange and rare it must be to get this task on accident bc after typing it out I realized the starting parameters were VERY specific and easy to miss, actually. And I was so excited to find who to give it to, maybe a lost shrine, or someone reaching through a spot of pale and time, maybe when I found 3 or 5 I could lay them at her shattered feet and look behind the glass, something odd and unexplainable.

Then I met her in the dream. And just before it ended I was reminded that I'm supposed to give Dei the figurines. And that's when it dawned on me what Harry had forgotten, and I knew what he'd done to his memory of Dora by combining the two, and... It was so sobering and desolate. It felt the same way the end of a party feels, when you're the last to leave. The balloons are still up, but there's streamers on the floor, crumbs on the plates, bowls of snacks emptied, walls that held and echoed laughter are silent. The after image of something amazing, left only with the memory and the knowledge that that moment will never, ever happen the same way again.

You fulfill this task by giving all found figurines to Dora in the final dream.

And it does nothing. It doesn't work. Nothing will work. She would have liked them once, but like Dei, that Dora is dead. She died years ago and the Dora that remains is far, far away now.

Just like when I had no idea the carriage was Harry's until Kim spelled it out for us 2 hours later after chatting and whistling and relaxing; the figurines made what Harry was feeling and going through dawn on me so personally. I can't explain it in words well enough. I was so disappointed the figurines weren't some greater purpose, I was sad this was all we were holding onto them for, I was disappointed in Harry for trying to use trinkets to win her back, I was upset that they didn't do anything good, she didn't even want them; and I knew that's what Harry felt in that moment, too.

It's a level of "Show, don't tell," that not many writers set themselves up to be able to achieve. Even in this game there are only a handful of moments that are able to put you into Harry's headspace so precisely, and all of them are very specific and rely heavily on context given or lost on the player. It's impressive. I think about those figurines a lot.

#disco elysium #long post #de spoilers #i didn't get the hints that my husband did irt Harry's MC bc my perception wasn't high enough to check the fence at first #so when it did light up i forgot i never checked it and just ignored it #and that's a pretty huge clue #i can't remember if i found the tyre tracks either. i think i did but i assumed they were Kim's bc he is a Speedfreak and #i believe i saw them after he took the body away #so it didn't even occur to me to ask how the hell Harry got to martinaise in the first place #i assumed he'd been dropped off or it was one of those things writers frequently don't explain bc it often is not explained! #it's just bam youre here! y'know? #so i was totally blindsided by the fact that that was MY mc and I/Harry had forgotten so completely what had happen to Tequila Sunset #and the dora figurines task was a more complex and saddening realization akin to experiencing that complete amnesia Harry is going thru #it is Really well done even if it is a hollow and sad feeling it creates. that's its intention and i appreciate and respect that a lot

[thisperfectmonsoon]

We need a drink selfie!! 🧡

you’re so right! here’s one from last night!

#asks #here’s my face #drunk on tequila here #bisexual

[friendlyfatbee]

do you still need aod drawing suggestions? how about angels in karaoke booth? 👁️👁️

Zack then proceeded to miss the one word in the entire song.

#yeah this is referencing how the song Tequila by The Champs just has Tequila said three times and no other words #aka easiest karaoke song ever #but thank you for the ask! :> #my art #my reply #shitpost #angels of death #aod #angels of slaughter #satsuriku no tenshi #Issac foster #Zack foster #rachel gardner #ray gardner

[applejacksissues]

Th' damn bottles look the same for Celestia's sake.

[For those who don't notice. I am somewhat mimicking the style of LMR. I'm so obsessed with the brush :' ) ]

#applejack #ask blog #ask me anything #chrono #drunkard #friendship is magic #mlp #mlp fanart #mlp fim #my little pony #grimdark #tequila #applejack's issues

[separatist-apologist]

I let Mr. MB make mea holiday beverage and I should have known better

#asking him how much tequila he put in it #and he measured in TIME #anyway I'm drunk

[ahappydnp]

ANTHONYS TIKTOK!!

oh my god it’s happening!!!

#anon ask #i too will need a tequila sunrise for this

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

this is margarita, she’s my baby 💜 she’s extremely kind and affectionate to everyone, unless you’re a basketball and then she’s a harbinger of mass destruction

she is so beautiful. does she have a salted rim or sugared

#margarita dog has the finest quality tequila #not a poll #ask #buried-stars #pet pics

[fluffyr0cky]

nomn nonmno nonmnkno

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

I finally made a sona :3

YAYYYYYYTTY

#the floof speaks #love ma moots #ask awnserd <3 #THE SIDE HOE :0 #ALSO ITS TEQUILA TOMMOROW FO U WANA GO ON A WALKY WITH ME

[st0rmyskies]

Hello Stormy. I'm sure this wasn't ill-intentioned of you, but a long time ago there was an ask about gender headcanons for hsh and lmtcoy and you mentioned Legend was transmasc. however, in your fics, he's written as a cis man, and the same applies to Wild/Champion only in reverse. There's no mention of their gender identity, and we dont see them bonding over it. I respect you as a writer, and I understand that headcanons can change, but from a trans persons perspective, this just feels like it was done in poor taste. (PS. I know it was a long time ago, but it resonated strongly with me, and I find it kind of hurtful that you went back on that)

Hey anon, I haven't gone back on anything. I haven't published many of the works that feature them as trans. There are fics that include transmasc Wild and Champion on AO3. My trans!Legend fics have been shared on Discord but not published on AO3 because it's ultimately my choice if I share my work and with whom I share it.

Just a tired reminder that I am a hobby writer. I owe you nothing. I'm not doing this to intentionally cause hurt to anyone. I don't owe you or anyone else fic updates or representation for your identity. Hell, I don't even owe it to you to answer this ask.

I write for Me, not for You.

This sort of feedback is what makes others nervous to share their own writing. They worry that they won't live up to the nebulous expectations of the anonymous masses. If this describes you, I am here to remind you that it doesn't fucking matter what others think you should or shouldn't write. It's not your duty or responsibility to cater to the expectations of others. You don't do this for them. This is your hobby. You do this for you.

Anon, I would encourage you to take the energy it took to complain to a stranger on the internet and put it to better use by either creating the content that you want to see in the world, or by finding someone else who will do it for you.

#stormy asks #hsh #townhouse au #stormys writing advice #i am three tequilas in so i am not my best self right now maybe but #the lack of representation isnt ill intentioned but the answer sure is

[spearxwind]

I LOOKED IT UP.

ITS A SONG

also it might not even be purple it eats people who are purple. what the fuck was going on in the late 50s

Honestly this is kind of a real bop for only being composed in an hour??

Bonus comment making me lose my mind:

#ask #video #damn... th #WAIT THE SONG JUST FINISHED THE FUCKING 'TEQUILA' AT THE END................................................. HELLO? #I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. YEAH MAN WOO TEQUILA

[celestialminion]

read exactly one (1) chapter of this fic and i can already feel it setting up camp in my brain

#motw bravely asks the question: what if YOU were a bug trapped in a cup by a guy whose only use for you is making you pour him tequila shots #dta #map of the world #destiel #draws