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My feelings about Bayonetta 3 by the end
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I cant think of a title ^^'
But yeah this is the "Emperors New Groove". I never tried that movie as a kid dident appeal to me but, recently thought why not give it a go? Its about as much as I expected XP NOT great... But yknow not too bad either. Better than most direct to video sequels that also came otu of the time, but not as good as others that came out at the time such as "Atlantis", "Treasure Planet" and "Brother Bear".
There are elemnts I like though or are enjoyable. John Goodman, Partick Warburton, the dry humour. Which they use more of in the Tv series.
And that in the end Kuzco gets a family in Pancha's family. Part of the problem I guess is that he never had a parent to teach him right and wrong, say no to, etc? And it suggests that things do get better with this influence.
Anyway Pacha and Chicha left Kuzo to babysit the kids... And came home to this silly scene . Suffice to say the kids could easily get the better of Kuzco and run circles around him despite hes pratically grown up. I also expect he's someone who goes to peices when tickled, given how hyper and chidlike he is.
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mizumiii · 1 year
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I - A promise on the ashes of yesterday
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Tou - Fem!Reader x Ou Ki
Hello ! Here I am again with a new Fem! Reader fanfic on a rare fandom and a rare pairing! This time I tried to write smut without any restriction so be ready! There's some plot but I guess you can skip to the good parts! I'll put a warning when needed (the smut is rated with pepper, more peppers mean harder smut).
For now, there's five parts, I want to make a sixth but I'm not sure about following the original plot. By the way, everything takes place before the manga started.
Warning : Smut 🌶️🌶️
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It was an unordinary sight. Something strange, colourful and beautiful at the same time. A view the little boy could not stop to look at with big round eyes.  He had even stopped walking to the well where he had to draw some water. On his left, there was a huge noble house with the engawa standing around a meter above the ground. For the first time since he had started using that path, the sliding door was opened. And on top of it was a pile of vivid fabrics, shaking back and force. It looked so precious, with a crazy number of layers not letting him see anything under it. 
Was there someone under that little pile of vivid fabrics?  Was it only clothes? The strange stack moved toward the edge, in front of him, on the precious parquet of the noble’s house, making him realise that he had not dreamed the first time. But between the boy and the house’s floor, there was a big gap, the ground only a meter below. Now that it was closer, he could make out a little human head buried into the thing. Suddenly, he realised, if it kept rocking like this (like a drunk), it was undoubtedly going to fall. 
He stayed silent. Then the moving rag tipped forward, falling in front of him, its face landing unceremoniously in the dirt. 
He rushed to grab it, then easily put it back on the floor at a safe distance from the edge. The boy cared little for its dirty face. That is when he noticed two shining eyes, right before the tiny being started moving again, fiercely determined to make its way to the edge of the engawa. The boy was so shocked that he let it fall again. A silence followed. 
— Young lady? Where are you?!
A loud servant’s call shook the silence. The boy shivered and quickly put back what was undoubtedly the precious child before fastly leaving the place. 
— Young lady! What happened!!
He shrugged without turning looking back, the sounds of the outraged screams diminishing in the back. 
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You blinked, surprised to be subjected to an odd feeling of reminiscence. You could only gather a lingering bittersweet sensation, warm colours… It made you reflective. What memory could have flashed in your mind? Something so old you could not remember clearly. Strange, since you had no good memories before your teenage years… 
A movement on your left reminded you of where you were: in the military camp, in front of the Great General’s tent, a bit away from the rest of the ordinary soldiers. The men at your side looked at you. Someone else could have mistaken his round eyes as inexpressive, however, you knew him well enough to spot the question in his glance. You smiled playfully, before taking a step forward, your companion following you. 
As soon as the tent closed again behind you, it was as if you had been cut from the rest of the world. The giant man in front of you was taking all the place, his impressive aura filling every corner, almost crushing you. 
“Good evening Lord Ou Ki-dono!” You both exclaimed while performing the polite gesture due to his rank. 
“She’s the one, then Tou, nfufufu ?” The great general question ended with a throat laugh making you understand he was already aware of your visit. 
“Yes my Lord, exactly”, your fellow answered, still gripping his hands to pay his respect. 
You did not move, impressed to be so close to the great general. Even if in fact, it was not the first one you had met so privately. Though before it had been for entirely different reasons. 
“Hmm, let’s see what you're worth then, come closer 300-man commander”, he ordered you. 
You took a couple of steps, as close to him as you dared. His words, despite his carefree demeanour, were enough to make your body move independently. He was standing, but he was still able to make it look as if he was casually sitting, his arms crossed on his chest and a playful smile on his big lips. He was no longer wearing his armour, which was logical since it was already late at night. They had chosen this time on purpose to avoid raising suspicions. And you were not wearing yours either. 
Now that you were closer, you were feeling tiny in front of that massive man, daring only quick glimpses at his large frame. 
“Undress.”
His demeanour had not changed, but you could tell he was judging you. You were not chaste, except it was not the same to go and show yourself naked in front of a great general, especially this one! You hesitated toward the end, but still got rid of your underclothes despite your shaking hands. Your face was flushed, an intense warmth spreading in your whole body, making you tense. You could sense Tou’s sharp glare on your back, while Ou Ki-dono was dissecting you with his piercing eyes. His surname, Monstrous Bird of Qin looked even more pertinent now that you were the prey under his hawk’s stare. 
The hot summer kept you warm however you did not know if you should be grateful as you felt already too heated.
“I have to admit you have good tastes Tou”, the general smile’s grew a bit. 
“Thank you, my Lord!” The lieutenant had not moved, his hands still locked. 
“300-man commander now… Show me what you’re able to do, shall you? Come take care of…” He let his sentence hang suggestively, only laughing lightly.
In the same motion, he provokingly took apart his tunic, then lowered his pants to show you his half-hardened shaft. He gave you an expressive look, making you instantly understand what you had to do. 
“I’ll do my best to please you, Ou Ki-dono!” You determinedly accepted.
You could do it, you had to do it, and you wanted it just as much. With all these troubling thoughts, you fell on your knees. You took a whole second to look at that unusual view, realising how lucky you were, before daring to grab the main piece with your sword-roughened hands. It was insane to think about what you were going to do to the great general so you forbade yourself to hesitate and quickly put it in your mouth. It filled you and hardened immediately, encouraging you in slow, dedicated motion. You used your hands to touch his manhood, stroking it in the same rhythm. You half-opened your firstly closed eyes to witness an extraordinary sight. You could see Ou Ki-dono from below, his big lips parting in an enjoying smile as his eyes were staring at you with a renewed intensity. You clenched your thighs, deep hotness crawling from them. Impatient and excited, you slid more of his member in your mouth looking forward to hearing his satisfaction out loud. Without noticing that it was you who was lowly moaning while pressing your hungry spot. 
“You seem quite aroused Tou, nfufufu. I think our friend has her hands full, so go on and take care of yourself… However, be careful not to exhaust yourself before the main act”, the general laughed playfully, his voice sounding more husky than usual.
“Thank you, my Lord!”
Before you could try to look at what was going on behind you, Ou Ki-dono grabbed your hair in his powerful grasp forcing you in a more fast and deep pace that made you half-choked on his cock. You dig your fingernails in his thighs without thinking, giving your best not to be overwhelmed by his ways. You had trouble breathing but it did not prevent you from using your tongue on the top or around his length. You focused on the sound of his deep breathing, hoping to hear him disclose his state. 
Suddenly his hands grasping your hair raised you on your feet in a swift, implacable motion, preventing you from going on with your task. You did not even have time to feel pain, surprised by his change of heart. You were out of breath, gasping to take air in your depraved mind. A large arm seized your throat, pressing your back against the general's torso. For now, he did not choke you, but the menacing weight was enough to make you shiver out of expectations. Your hands were grabbing his arm by reflex only, your chest rising and falling quickly. 
“Look at your lover, it looks like he loved to see you be used like this, nfufufu”, The colossal bird scoffed his big lips against your left ear. 
“To-ou?” You gasped between two difficult inspirations. 
The lieutenant did not answer you, too busy stroking his cock while looking straight at you. You could make out from his face, the fuzziness in his pupils, the slight red on his cheeks, giving away how engulfed he was. That sight only sent delightfully painful stabs in your stomach. Your intimate lips clenched by themselves, thirsty for more. One of your hands wandered toward it, but it was caught in a metal grip. 
“I’ll be the one playing with that, nfufufu…”
You nodded, close to begging for it. But before you could ask for anything, teeth suddenly tore up the fragile skin between your neck and shoulder. Your whole body ignited while a deep moan escaped your mouth. Could he have guessed already what was your weak point? You forgot yourself in the sensation, feeling as if you could come just from that terribly sweet torture. For now, Ou Ki had just placed one big hand between your legs, laying there and sending you waves of warmth through his palm. Without thinking, you started to rub yourself on it, looking desperately for your release. With that, his hard member was sliding against your arse. And in response, the bite began deeper, more aggressive, each time he would come back on one he had already done, multiplying on purpose the pain. 
“P-Please…”, you begged, forgetting why you had come here in the first place. 
Now you could only think about your bliss, craving for more. You heard the general scoff against your neck, the second before some of his fingers clenched around your throat while the other sank into your wet pussy. 
Only a wheeze escaped your lips, air unable to reach your throat. You could no longer feel your feet or any part of your body, only your neck and your thighs were branded and burning, engulfing you in a white-hot ecstasy. 
A loud moan escaped you when the fingers disappeared. You remained standing only thanks to the arm on which you were desperately holding. 
“Do you still want to keep going?” Ou Ki unexpectedly asked you. 
Because of your sore throat, you could not make out a sound, so you firmly nodded in place, earning another laugh. 
“So eager nfufufu. Then Tou, I think it is time for you to undress too.”
“Yes, my lord!”
You followed Tou’s movements, he was really muscular under his clothes, and his frame had nothing to be jealous of his general. Then, on his order, he laid down on the bed. You shivered, hoping to be allowed in joining him. 
“Go ride him”, you were ordered with a slap on your ass. “Don’t worry I wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.” He added when seeing you hesitate.
“I’ll do it, Ou Ki-dono!”
You climbed into the bed, not taking your eyes off Tou for even a second. His staff was still as hard as before, and you knew how good he could make you feel. So you gladly positioned yourself above before sliding down deliberately slowly to enjoy the consuming sensation of your wall stretching around his manhood. When you finally rested on his lap, you sighed with satisfaction: it filled you perfectly. You wiggled lazily, your hands exploring your lover’s torso. He was not letting you off his view, grabbing your hips so firmly that he was hurting you. Your general had not allowed him to move, so he was refraining himself not to brutally riding you as he desperately wanted it. 
“You both look lovely”, Ou Ki-dono commented when joining as naked as the both of you.
He kneeled behind you and you felt your throat dry, how many women would kill to be at your place right now? You mentally shook yourself. 
“Not as much as you Ou Ki-dono”, you dared answer enrapture in the special moment you were experiencing. 
You ignored Tou’s fingernails sinking harder into your skin while the general was positioning behind you. He took your shin in his hand, forcing you to turn your head in an unnatural direction.
“Flattery won’t bring you anywhere”, he assured you despite his smile. 
His big lips were so close that for a second you thought he was going to kiss you, but the next moment he was grabbing your hair again, forcing you to arch against his torso. 
“What an agreeable sight, isn’t it Tou?” He hummed. 
“Indeed my Lord, really endearing…”
“Let’s see if we can make it even more charming…”
The lieutenant nodded, and before you could understand what they had in mind, Ou Ki slid into your womanhood at the same time as Tou thrust all the way back into it too. Startled you could only let out a desperate wine unable to differentiate the ache from the pleasure. The general’s free hand came on your sweet spot caressing it until you started to move on your own, impaling yourself on both their staffs. You could not form any coherent thought, you had not prepared yourself for that but you were far from regretting it. You were feeling so incredibly full, each slight movement was sending you almost over the ridge, and the precise movements of the fingers on your clitoris were just magical. In a matter of seconds, you were moaning loudly until you cummed on them.
Short of breath you closed your eyes to enjoy the afterglow, to reopen them immediately when the two men started to move in you. It was worse and better than anything that you had ever experienced. Your pussy was stretched to the extreme, while they both kept hammering methodically. Ou Ki resumed his bites looking as if he wanted to eat you and Tou was gripping you harder each second. You could not even hold onto the Lieutenant's torso, only reaching the general’s back where you hold onto your life. You could no longer hear or see anything as a harsh sensation was eating you away. 
At one point, you noticed a well-known sound: Tou’s gasps. You focused on him, his cheeks were redder and his big eyes were half closed from his looming climax. You vaguely understood from his desperate and wild movement that he did not want to hit his release before the general. His arousal gave you enough strength to try and move with them, your fingers scratching and caressing anything they could reach. Your moans started to be louder than your lover’s. Being ridden and mindlessly riding you cummed again without realising it. The second after the hot release of your companion leaked around their members. 
Not even a second later, Ou Ki freed you, making you gently fall on Tou’s torso. You stayed there, unable to move or even say anything. Your mind was such a mess but you did not care at all. You felt so good that you could do it all again. Do you promise me? You jolted suddenly. Where was the general? How could you even fathom satisfying yourself when he had obviously not gained anything from the whole ordeal? You were ashamed and dead set on making things right. 
“Ou Ki-dono, wait please!”
“Why are you ruining my effort at letting the both of you enjoy your moment nfufufu?” He asked.
“I-I want you to reach your own pleasure Ou Ki-dono!” You had turned on your knees to talk to him. 
“And how do you intend to do so?” He did not say it but you understand the rest anyhow. 
“I…”
You hesitated before turning your back again, positioning on your four across Tou that had not moved. Then you put your arse in the air, putting one of your hands in an explicit position. 
“I’ll do anything to please you, my lord…”
Shame could not express how you felt at that instant, but an even more crushing feeling was controlling you. If you were going to be humiliated then at least you would have tried everything in your power. 
Two giant hands clenched around your hips while a soft caress informed you that Ou Ki was leaning over you, his hair on your back. 
“Have you already done it?” His tone was serious.
“Never, my lord.”
“I won’t be gentle.”
“I’ll do anything my lord”, you repeated.
“Very well.”
A finger made its way into your bottom, it was enough to make you want to whine, so you hid in Tou’s neck, hoping to conceal your discomfort. A second finger joined it, that time you scratched the torso under you to the blood. Your hair was suddenly grabbed again, for a confusing moment you thought the general had done it but you were met with your lover's round eyes. Without waiting he crashed your lips against his, roughly kissing you, taking possession of every corner of your mouth with his tongue. It distracts you from the pain allowing you a brief moment of sweetness. 
Thankfully, your lover was even more considerate since he started to also caress your honey spot, giving you a chill in your whole body. The firstly unpleasant sensation melted with the new one, merging into an incredible lecherous offering. You kissed Tou back, trying to share how great he made you feel. 
The fingers disappeared and a massive length your pussy had already experienced was positioned to enter. You shivered, unable to comprehend how you would be able to take in something that big. The next second you were no longer able to even breathe. Your whole body rejected the strange sensation. You wanted to jerk off and scream but Tou did not let you. He clenched his hand on your hair, deepening his kiss while accelerating his caress on your lovebud. The lecherousness was turned into heavy white snow erasing every other sensation. 
Then your lover’s cock made its way into your womanhood. You gasped before letting out wordless cries. The two men started to fuck you again without giving you a moment of rest, looking to break you without hesitation. You cumed somewhere on the line, but they did not stop. You were no longer able to hold on to your hands, it was Ou Ki’s grasp, and Tou’s that were forcing you in withstanding their insane amount of stamina. You were reduced to a moaning, whining mess, begging for more. And they were gladly obliging you. 
When you thought that you could not reach another release, you heard the most arousing sound in the world. It took you a couple of thrusts to understand that it was the general moaning in your back, his movement starting to be more erratic.
“P-please harder”, you begged against Tou’s mouth, tears of overjoy in your eyes.
It seemed to work as Ou Ki’s grasp pierced your skin to bring you back and force you to meet his violent impulsions, while Tou was moving with difficulty but his soft whines were sinking directly into your mouth. It lasted for a blessed, unreal second, then you suddenly were ridden jerkily while the two men grunted almost in accordance. The lieutenant took the time to skillfully play with you again, letting you join them in that sweet relief. 
You laid on Tou’s torso while indistinctly hearing Ou Ki’s order for a bath in his tent. Your lover’s breathing made you sleepy as all your body was incredibly sore. 
Not long after, a large wooden tub of hot water was brought in. The servants were used to Ou Ki's extravagances so none tried to look in the direction of the bed where Tou was still laying with you. The general did not waste a second, quickly entering the bath. He hummed with satisfaction before ordering the both of you to join him. 
Realising that you were already half asleep, the Lieutenant gently carried you in. You shivered with ease when meeting the burning liquid which helped your body intensely after everything it had to endure. However, you were still sleepy so you just let your lover take care of you, while he softly cleaned you before finally laying back against the bath. You huddled against him, your nose against his neck, smiling happily in your slumber, you even tenderly called out his name.
“She seemed to care greatly for you, Tou”, Ou Ki noticed. 
The Lieutenant looked unphased, his silence could have been taken as rude if his general had not known better. 
“If my Lord says it…”, he answered slowly before adding without emotion, she still asked to sleep with you, my Lord. 
“With us, nfufufu.”
Tou appeared to not have anything to counter that and they simply stayed silent, enjoying the bath warmth. 
The next moment you woke, you found yourself in your lover’s arms whose torso was against your back. If he was still asleep it could only mean that the sun had not risen. You lazily looked around, still feeling on a cloud of satisfaction; until you noticed the great general’s back, sitting at the tent’s entrance with his tunic back on. You moved before thinking, taking one of the furs on the bed to cover your body, before silently sitting to his left. 
“The moon is still high,” he pointed out with the cup of sake he was holding in his right hand, “you should rest. Tomorrow’s battle will be a difficult one, and you will be at the centre of it.”
At the last word, he looked directly at you, crushing you from his intense glare. He had noticed that you had chosen that night for nothing. Or it was more as if you had realised that maybe it would be your last chance to do so. Anyway, you were here now, and tomorrow was still not born from the ashes of today. 
“I’m sorry for being unreasonable, Lord Ou Ki, I'll accept any punishment for my boldness, however, you seem lonely and it is something I can't bear to witness…”
Damn you were not good with your words! How you managed until now not to provoke a noble was truly a mystery! You were so tense and uneasy but also too determined to simply forfeit.
“Why would you concern yourself with such an unnecessary thought?” he wondered aloud before adding, “that it almost looks as if you have an ulterior motive…”
At that instant, you realised that something was off. It really was Ou Ki-dono at your side, his face was the same as always, however, he was not laughing. His lips were smiling but not his eyes. A dread feeling made you question yourself: had he guessed what you were about? Why were you doing all this? 
“I-”
You stopped, unable to admit the truth. Now that you were here, you were too afraid to lose everything. If Ou Ki-dono learned your purpose, he would second guess your every word, making them false, and you a hollow character. Even if they could not compete with their goal, your sentiments were real and sincere…
“Let’s not spoil the fun,” he finally interfered. “To be honest, I had more entertainment than I thought I would, so for that, I’ll allow you to make one request to me…”
You did not know Ou Ki-dono very well, until now you had spent most of your time admiring him from afar, as most of his people. So you were truly taken aback by his sudden proposition. You had already obtained what you wanted! You uselessly let your mind go crazy under his cunning play without even noticing it. Finally, just before admitting you had no idea, you suddenly remembered why you had wanted to come to sit here when you had woken up.
“If the great general allows me then,” you started while he was not missing a bit of the spectacle, “I would like that my Lord would lay down with us tonight…”
“Kokoko, I thought you had enough but it seemed you still had some appetite!”
“No! No that’s not what I meant,” you blushed hard without realising that he was still playing with you.
But hearing him laugh made you feel lighter as if you had succeeded in grabbing him before he would go too far in melancholy. 
“Go back to the warmth of your bed,” he finally spoke, and this time it was an order. 
“Yes, Lord Ou Ki.”
You happily obliged, sliding back between Tou’s arms without noticing that her lover had followed the scene without letting you notice that he was awake. Unaware of his motive, you simply went to sleep, your mind now at ease. 
The general finished his cup of sake, but when he went for the bottle he froze. The wish of the 300-man commander came back to his mind. With a faint smile, he looked in the direction of the two people sleeping in his bed. They had no idea that they were the first to be allowed such a thing. He had always kept this place for Kyou. With a slight scoff, he raised his legs, to walk slowly toward the furniture. There he sat down in Tou’s back, after a last taste of alcohol, he decided that it was time for him to take some rest too. He laid down on his side, one arm across the two lovers.
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starsailorstories · 1 year
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working on vol. 1 macroedits and i know these thoughts are not relevant to anyone else yet but
out of all the revelator mutineers, teng is the most...like...invested in pretending to be acting in pure self interest and then anytime lux and/or cephie are in trouble she’s like “well, guess i might as well put my expensive degree in not taking shit from the aula to good use”
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Kuzco, Kronk, and Malina in season 1: episode 7
Also, Kuzco isn’t that bad of a doodler
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metafaceb00k · 1 year
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NP NEWPHILIPPINES BBM SARA
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ovsilenceandblack · 2 years
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Kuzco's poison earrings, the poison earrings for Kuzco
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empatheticquinoa · 1 year
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OC
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rodricksfilipinagf · 2 years
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Kuzco & Y/N’s Alternate Universe Part 1
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INT. KUZCO’S BEDROOM IN HIS PALACE. KUZCO and Y/N are lounging on KUZCO’s bed looking up at the stars visible through the see-through glass ceiling.
                              Y/N:
You ever wonder what would have happened if we had each other’s pasts?
                              KUZCO:
Literally, no.
                              Y/N:
If I were raised by Yzma and you gave up magical powers for love.
                              KUZCO:
First of all, if I had magic powers, I’d never give them up no matter how in love I was. That’s something only a stupid person would do.
                              Y/N:
Are you saying I’m stupid?
                              KUZCO:
We’re all stupid when it comes to love, I guess. Except not me. Not that stupid.
                              Y/N:
I guess if you were in my position you would still be an asshole.
                              KUZCO:
And if you were in mine, you’d be so much nicer than I was.
                              Y/N:
Are you kidding me?
                              KUZCO:
You’d be doing, like, trust falls and get to know you games in the throne room.
                              Y/N:
Okay, Kuzco, I’m pretty sure I’d know the difference between my job and the first meeting of a college club.
                              KUZCO:
Are you sure you’d be that smart though?
                              Y/N:
What are you trying to say?
                              KUZCO:
Well, you only learned all that boring government stuff because you wanted to take over. If you were born with it, would you even want to try? I know I don’t.
                              Y/N:
You mean didn’t?
                              KUZCO:
Sure.
                              Y/N:
(rolls eyes) Let’s go to sleep. We have a long day of massages and tanning tomorrow.
Y/N goes over to her bed and both of them fall asleep.
INT. KUZCO’s BEDROOM. Kuzco wakes up in the middle of the night.
                              KUZCO:
I just had a bad dream! Y/N, wake up, you have to sing one of your songs so I can go back to sleep! (Beat.)
The lights come on, but strangely enough, there’s no more bed on the opposite wall.
                              KUZCO:
When the fuck did she move her bed? I don’t have time for this. I’ll find whatever bedroom she’s in. That nightmare was freaky.
KUZCO leaves his room and peers into each bedroom in the hall, but she’s not in any of them. The war planning room is fully lit, and he goes in before stopping short. Y/N is wearing something dark and structural and is talking to a bunch of people. Probably a war council, I don’t know.
                              Y/N:
We invade in a week. There can be no mistakes.
                              KUZCO:
Uh, Y/N? Hi. Who are we invading, why aren’t you in bed, and what about our massages tomorrow?
                              Y/N:
Seriously, Kuzco? How can you think about massages when this Spain invasion is coming up so soon? I let you sit out of war meetings because I didn’t think you’d come traipsing in here asking ridiculous questions.
                              KUZCO:
Okay, last time I checked, Spain was going to invade you.
                              Y/N:
(snorts) They wish. The Incan empire is the greatest global superpower there is. Spain will be the latest to fall under my rule.
                              KUZCO:
Uhhh….run this by me again. You mentioned the Incan Empire because…
                              Y/N:
Seriously, Kuzco, I know that you’re super proud of conquering France or whatever, but you own two territories and I own hundreds, so-
                              KUZCO:
Wait wait wait- I conquered France?
                              Y/N:
Yeah, I’m surprised too.
                              KUZCO:
Ohhhhhh, I know what’s going here.
KUZCO stops the show.
                              KUZCO:
Hey gang. So we’re in an alternate reality, where Y/N and I switched pasts. She’s a lot cockier than she used to be which…isn’t too bad, I guess. But she’s more serious and boring now. We were supposed to get massages tomorrow! And we can’t do that with her being all, “I have to invade Spain!” I just have to go to sleep, and things will all go back to normal. I wonder if this Y/N will sing to me. Okay, back to the show.
Show resumes.
                              KUZCO:
You know, if you stay up too late, you might fall asleep when it’s actually time to invade.
                              Y/N:
Oh my God, Kuzco, it’s in a week, were you not listening???
                              KUZCO:
Not really.
                              Y/N:
Ughhh. Look, I warned you I wouldn’t be able to hang out this week but you insisted on coming anyway. It’s like you don’t even care about what’s important to me.
                              KUZCO:
Friendship??
                              Y/N:
Power. Making sure no one ever has the chance to usurp me.
                              KUZCO:
Okay, why are you looking at me weird? I wouldn’t even know how to do…whatever it is you just said.
                              Y/N:
And that’s why we’re best friends. Good night.
                              KUZCO:
Wait, we’re still best friends?
                              Y/N:
Yeah. You serve cunt like nobody else. I’m so alone, but at least you get it.
                              KUZCO:
Right. Well, it wouldn’t kill you to take one teensy break tomorrow. I hear tanning and massages make you better prepared to plan a war.
                              Y/N:
Fine. But if I lose to Spain because of lost planning time…wait a minute. I’m a global superpower. I’m going to win no matter what.
                              KUZCO:
Yeah…
                              Y/N:
Whatever. Let’s do it.
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the4rcanist · 1 day
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here's one for my two currently favorite characters from Kingdom, The Monstrous Bird of Qin and his right hand man
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Tenjou Tenge 天上天下 'Heaven and Earth' (1997) Artwork Illustrated By: Oh! great
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mizumiii · 1 year
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V - A promise on yesterday’s ashes
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Tou x Fem!Reader x Ou Ki
This one is more like two bonuses. One before and one after the rest of the fanfic. I don't think I will write more for now, but maybe the next season will give me inspiration again!
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“I’m drained”, you exclaimed when entering the tent. 
You let yourself drop on your usual chair before looking for the place owner who had not reacted to your loud entry. She was laying on her bed, her head into her pillow. It was a rare sight, even for you who had the chance to daily witness the great commander in her intimacy. 
“Kyou-dono?” you called out while coming closer.
As you reached the large bed, you were suddenly grabbed and pulled into a bear-like embrace. 
“What are you doing Kyou-dono?” You laughed.
“I told you not to call me like this in here, you’re killing the mood”, the young woman scolded you with a smile. 
“Right, you’re looking quite happy”, you teased her when noticing her red cheeks, “Does it have something to do with the great general Ou Ki-dono I just witnessed going back to his camp?” 
Your close friend was as easy to read as a book, she suddenly went even more red, before trying to hide her enthusiasm in her hands. 
“I can't believe it! He remembered our promise!” She revealed with such a warm tone that it made even you feel glad for her. 
“That’s great. This castle is the last one, isn't it? So there’s no longer a need for our promise,” you pointed out.
“Yes and no”, she answered in a serious tone. “We don't know what tomorrow will be. Don’t go back on your words now!”
“If you say so…”
“Promise again”, Kyou insisted, her face frowning. “Promise you’ll take care of Ou Ki-dono, in every way.”
“Really?”
“Yes, promise me! So I can have my mind at peace for battle!”
“Ok, I promise then”, you swore with a soft smile in front of her childish behaviour when she was known as one of the sixth greatest generals of Quin. 
“That’s better, now go I know you have somewhere to go”, she teased you.
“W-What? I don’t know what you are implying”, this time it was your turn to feel your cheeks go really hot, ”but I’ll go anyway before you push me into another promise!”
Kyou-dono simply waved at you with a playful smile while you left her tent. You tried to ease your sudden embarrassment, it was nothing as she had implied! You were just going to visit a very good friend of yours.
“Off to see your mysterious fellow?”
You smiled without thinking when hearing Ryo’s voice. He was carefreely laying his back against one of the large piles of boxes beholding their resources. He was a bit older than you, but his kindness did not know any limits. He was making you feel at ease every time you would see him. He was like the brother everyone wanted. 
“Yes indeed!”
“Be sure to come back before we launch our offensive”, he jested.
“Hey! It’s nothing like that”, you shouted in outrage. 
“If you say so”, he shrugged before messing with your hair. 
You quickly ran out of his range while laughing your heart out. It was rare for the two great generals to be so spatially close so you intended on taking advantage of the situation to go see a very dear friend of yours. At that thought, your heart pulsed a bit faster, and your breath felt shorter. Right, a friend. You owned him already so much that you could not think for a second that he would see you as something else than good company. 
Anyway, it was not really your style to agonise over possibilities. You just wanted to enjoy that rare time in his company before your two armies sat apart again. You met up with him in his camp. You were both lieutenant so you would take turns going to see the other in order not to bother too much the chain of command. He was sitting with the other soldiers, sharing their drinks and meals with their great general. You effortlessly sat up in their company, enjoying their simple ways and joyous conversations. 
Your chest was tightening every time Tou would talk or look at you. You often felt silly when answering him, and you hoped he would put it on the alcohol account. The nightfall was like this, notifying you that it was time for you to go back to your camp. You reluctantly stood up. 
“We’ll see each other after tomorrow's victory”, you hoped. 
“Let me escort you, some around here do not hold well their alcohol”, the blond man offered without showing any hint of anything else than chivalry.
“I can handle myself”, you pouted, “but I’m more than happy to be able to stay a bit longer with you.”
The words slipped through your lips before you could think them over. Your eyes widened in shock at how silly you had sounded, but thankfully he did not make any remark and nobody else seemed to have heard them (only the great general was staring at them, his face half covered by his left hand). 
However, your slip-up prevented you from finding anything else to say until you reached the limit of the camp. You berated yourself when realising how you had wasted the little extra time you had been given. Your reactions were getting a bit out of hand but you did not realise it. Right now, you just desperately wanted to stay a bit longer with Tou. You had the impression that every time you saw him was too short, and the next too long to come. Telling him that would certainly be crossing a line, so you could just bear with it.
 “Your camp is too far”, Tou suddenly stated dispassionately, “it would be more reasonable for you to just stay with me for tonight.”
Even the alcohol could not temper the words you just heard. Was he really offering you to…? You knew him just long enough to know that his lack of facial expression did not mean he was emotionless, but you were still far from a master at deciphering his intentions.
“You’re right”, you ended up choosing to play along with him, in the hope to find out his real motivation. 
Your move was rewarded with a very brief smile that made your heart elope without control. The both of you seemed to be blind to your responsibilities as lieutenants since you unmindfully walked back towards what you guessed was Tou’s tent. Even if you did not believe it until you reached it. 
For the second time, you both stopped. You thought about making a joke, but nothing was coming right into your mind. You wished to do something else, something very precise, except you were strangely scared to act on your ideas. Though you were not a stranger to that kind of thing, it was entirely different this once. There were no longer any great generals, not even Kyou-dono or Ryo was important. You could only think about those beautiful blue eyes shining slightly in the night, about that simple but inherently soft and easygoing face. You never feel pressured by Tou, your thoughts were always heard and welcomed. 
“A woman spending the night in a man’s tent, that could arouse some suspicion”, Tou seemed to suddenly realise out loud. 
You glared at him with indignation, stunned that he could pull out such bullshit after leading you all the way there. You were starting to understand what he was trying to do, and a part of you found it funny. The other part felt totally heated up so you quickly closed the distance between him and you.
“Is there room for suspicion?” You dared him while digging your eyes into his. 
He was tall enough for you to be forced to raise your chin a bit, but Tou found it rather endearing. He was pulling his play without thinking much, even if had some reservations about your reaction. Except now that you were so close, now that he could almost feel your fierceness, it became hard to stay impassive in front of his desire. 
“Let’s look into it inside”, he challenged you by taking a step closer to you.
Now both could touch each other's torso, except no one dared to move. When you heard his taunt you were close to kissing him right there. Thankfully you still had a drop of lucidity, so you simply walked behind the protection of the tent. As soon as he caught up with you, you grabbed his tunic, bringing almost together your faces. You stayed like this, letting him choose to conclude or not. 
When you felt his lips on yours, you knew that nothing would ever be the same.
*
You stared at the wall for so long that you could not see it anymore. The cruelty of what happened had crushed you, leaving only an empty shell. Maybe you would have ended up losing yourself if you had been alone. 
Tou saved you.
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“They look like they are having fun”, you commented your elbows lazily on the wall to watch the incident going on below. 
Quin’s king was fighting against his brother’s rebellious men. The outcome was not interesting to you, but Ou Ki had wished to come and witness it by himself. So of course you had followed, with Tou and the boys. They were still toddlers, nonetheless, none of their parents had found the problem in bringing them into the middle of a civil war. 
“Daddy, we can not see a thing”, Lin suddenly complained.
Tou turned as he was called out by one of his sons. Lin was as dark-haired as his brother Len was blond. Except for their hair colour, they were pretty identical. They were easily differentiated by another characteristic: Len did not talk often. And most of the time it was to say unexpected things. Meanwhile, his brother could easily talk for two, even frequently voicing Len’s worries without having to hear him beforehand. 
“Climb on that”, he quickly brought together a big precarious pile of boxes against the wall.
“Thank you, Daddy, Len come on.”
“Maybe they could just go play below?” You suggested. “It’s not like there are many strong opponents.”
“Lovely idea”, Ou Ki had been pulled from his thoughts, “here boys take these daggers and show me what you can do, nfufufu.”
“Thank you, Father!! Did you hear that Len? Let’s go have fun!”
An enthusiastic smile bloomed on the blond child before he started to run behind his brother. A second after they were stopped by a force of nature. Known as their nursemaid who was currently very close to giving up her job. 
“Really? I left for a minute and you tried to send them into a fight?” She shouted to the three parents. “They are not even eight!”
Aslinn had quickly learned in this peculiar work that she had to voice her thoughts very loud, and not hesitate if she wanted to keep the twins alive at least until their teenage years. She could not spend a day without witnessing how none of those three had even a bit of common sense when it came to raising children. At first she had thought that at least the Lord would be reasonable, but in fact he was the worst of them all!
Meanwhile, the two fathers and the mother had quickly learned that they could not go against the nurse's wishes as she could transform into a terrible monster (which had been explained by her kinship with Momiji as they were sisters). So they currently tried to hide from her wrath. It was without including Len.
“Look Aslinn, Father gave me a shining toy!”
The woman's glare turned black. Tou and you slowly pulled away. But Ou Ki chose that moment to simply jump into the courtyard below.
“Damn it!” The nursemaid turned toward the two remaining parents but they had already fled the place. “I’m not paid enough to deal with this sorry excuse of mother and fathers… Let’s follow them at a safe distance…”
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starsailorstories · 1 year
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Old Lux & Cephie & the crew sketches. I draw them more than I post them, my New Years resolution is to be more annoying about it lol
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