#tell your mum

[jay-wasstuff]

Some of you ship tedbecca, tedtrent, and/or roykeeleyjamie and was extremely disappointed that none of them set sail in the finale but none of you will ever understand the pain of my otp not happening,

Dr Jacob X Being Reported/Losing License

#Dr Jacob x Losing his License deserved justice!!! #ted didn't want to meddle but buddy u cant tell me u trust someone who manipulated/preyed on your baby mums? #he told u to make space and then conveniently filled that space?? #this isnt a 'my ex-wife business' this is a 'my family business' and u need to protect your VULNERABLE baby mum for your son's safety!! #ted lasso #ted lasso analysis #tedependent #tedtrent #tedbecca #roy x jamie x keeley #roy x keeley x jamie #reelie

[bleuu-moon]

ghost being so in love that he names his favourite gun after you <3

#he wouldn’t tell you about it either #nor the fact your initials are scratched into it #I’m just obsessed with the thought of someone loving me so much they name something they’re passionate about after me gaushaishwj #my step dad use to race cars and he named his car after my mum :( #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader

[glassrooibos]

Look I can’t draw stoats ok IM SORRY OK I still love them

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #ANOTHER BANGER OF A SEASON FOLKS #I love every SINGLE THING #THE siblings the sisters the mother daughter the generation trauma #the awkward uncle the terrible kids #the FAMILY. DYNAMIC. #THEYRE all nailing it #how’s it gonna end though #HOW. #IM so excited. #I tried to draw them as actual stoats and it was fucked so forgive me #I hit them with more human radiation ok #that’s what this is #the blue did this #tell me all your thoughts please #mum Brennan? #ok sorry #goodbye

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

#pls I LOVE HER!!! #asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner #sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged #sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead #gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant #becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married #he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together #and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much #and he’s so glad you like each other too😭 #she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain #but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her #(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case) #and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby #and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her #but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you #she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho

[calamitys-child]

My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.

#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary #and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple #of maybe scary bits too) #and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that #and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time #and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun #and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~' #and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum #and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency? #got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes #sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're #saying and won't be mad! #anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day #im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while

[theladyofbloodshed]

some feyre stans: nesta said feyre smells which is abusive actually

me and my siblings for no reason:

#if your older siblings didn't cover your mouth while saying don't tell mum while you sob are you really siblings #fighting for my life as the youngest #one sister broke the other sisters arm in a door #i smacked one sister in the head with a cricket bat #sister opened door and ripped off brothers toenail and all the skin

[chuthulhu-reads]

[ID: a page from Trigun Maximum. The first panel shows the splash of a drop of blood hitting a pale surface. The second panel shows Vash's emaciated face, hair drooping down over his wide eyes, the splash of blood dripping down his cheek. Rem's fist is inches away from his face, blood spurting out and dripping off her fingers as she clenches her hand tightly around the blade of a knife, Vash's smaller hands still clutching the handle. The third panel is Rem's expression, calm but a bit tight and sweat-dotted as if she's resisting the pain. "Is that your answer?" she says. "You're going to throw away everything so easily?" The fourth panel is close up on Vash's shocked, horrified expression as he gasps, "ah... ahh...". The fifth panel is a close-up of Rem's massively bleeding hand, still clutching the knife blade tightly as she says, "you take yourself too lightly." the last panel is a close up of Vash's wide, sunken eye as he groans, "ahh..." End ID.]

Rem doesn't teach Vash to sacrifice himself for others, except she does. She tells him not to undervalue himself, not to hurt himself, not to throw away his future, but she also doesn't hesitate to get herself maimed and almost killed to protect someone she loves, and later she gives up her lives to save as much of humanity as she can. She tells him he values himself too lightly and then shows him her valuing herself too lightly. PAY ATTENTION TO HOW YOU BEHAVE AROUND YOUR KIDS

#Trigun #I am never not feral for manga Rem in all her many dimensions #both the things she tells Vash and the things she shows him and how that shapes him #Like I can understand spending 150 years thinking about this woman even if she WASN'T your mum

[positively-bi]

Friendly reminder to trans allies that telling trans people about the transphobia you witnessed when we weren't around isn't actually helpful, even if you're doing it in "I would never" kind of way or telling us about how you stood up for trans rights. Trans people are intimately aware of the state of transphobia in the world today and we don't need to be reminded of it by our friends and allies.

#obviously this isnt universal and if your trans friend has told you they appreciate these stories then go for it #but as a general rule maybe avoid bringing up our oppression when its not needed #dedicated to mum for telling me her friend deadnamed me #mother i do not want to know that #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt+ #trans #transgender #transsexual

[kavehater]

I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because #if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅 #in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him #is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen #heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️ #goddamn #“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️” #maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake #your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗* #dora daily #if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to #observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀 #let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing #basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️ #( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively ) #guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap #LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable #anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life #<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️

[redribbonsandblood]

I'm never going to wear much make-up

Because whenever I look at my soft, undefined nose,

I see little me, looking right back.

And if I put on a little contour,

I think that would really accepting she's gone.

#We threw away your favourite skirt I'm sorry #Listen to your mum when she tells you to stop growing so fast #i love you and im sorry #this is a girlblog #hell is a teenage girl #im just a girl #female hysteria #coquette #girlblogging #girlhood #female insanity #femcel

[that-one-dark-smiley]

You wanna know what's a straight up wild experience?

Having your mum dismiss your adhd symptoms even after you've been diagnosed and trying to explain the symptoms and what you can do about it and all that, her saying that "you shouldn't reduce yourself to your diagnosis" and "well your adhd is not an excuse to not be functioning" and then she. She just. Starts being more accepting.

Because she is ON TIKTOK AND LEARNED MORE ABOUT ADHD THERE

#she will literally come up to me when I tell her something #and go oh you do that because of your adhd that's a symptom #and I have to say mum. mum I told you about this three years ago #it's wild #adhd #actually adhd #actually audhd #audhd

[istopaskingmemate]

dude I just watched osp new jttw vid and omg priness iron fan or Immort Iron Fan I guess is such a girl boss at the end. standing up to her horrible ex-husband, working to better herself and succeeding not to mention having a somewhat mutually positive relationship with the monkey king. Complete girl boss. I can't believe lmk deprived us of girl boss pif. like whyyyyy

we could have an angry villain bull ex-husband and chill girlboss ex-wife that only tolerates each other presents for the sake of their son whom they love dearly but instead, they gave us a loving villain couple who are somewhat emotionally abusive to their son.

#lego monkie kid #osp #jttw #I don't dislike ironbull I love the troup of the villian being really sweet and loving to their sidnifcent other #and I love how in the new year special dbk is like 'yeah it's not tell your mum about this' #it's just morning what could have been #o when dbk started to become redeemed he could have gone to her for advice and they could have rekindled their friendship over time not lov #princess iron fan #demon bull king #red son #sun wukong

[greencarnation]

My mother refuses to watch any of the videos coming out of Palestine, and she refuses to read the details of the horrors happening there.

I tell her she has to - people are being slaughtered, we cannot look away even for a moment. She says she can't handle it. She says she'll break down, and then she'll be of no use to anybody.

Today she managed to raise £700 for Medical Aid Palestine, while I was too busy crying.

Maybe my mum still knows best.

#i do still think it's important to watch the videos though #palestinians are begging us to listen and pay attention and i think ignoring it for your own comfort is shitty and cowardly #but. something to think about i guess #how to maximize your help. sometimes that is stepping back #my mums quite excessive with it though like normally she refuses to engage with the news at all #the only reason she has any idea whats happening is because i tell her every day #idk i'm very proud of my mum though ig and the point is everyone can help in different ways #gaza #palestine #israel #free palestine #ceasefire now #mental health #world news #politics #god i feel like i am going crazy

[hella1975]

ough

#napped for like an hour and feel worse for it! tbh it wasn’t even proper sleep i was still partially conscious it was one of them naps yk #now waiting to get picked up then driving to manny. im being brave im being so brave #next time ryanair hit you with £40 return flights maybe question why they’re so cheap. they will have you sat at the end of your bed #nauseas and disgruntled at 3am on a beautiful lord’s tuesday #also tell me why i just chugged a bottle’s worth of milk. like i put some in a water bottle from home bc i have none here at my uni house #and didn’t want to buy any but my mum FREAKED at the prospect of me Not Being Able To Make Hot Drinks so I just took some to go #but wound up drinking barely any and i was like well im not just going to bin this or let it go off. i HAVE to drink it #so i did. just alone in my kitchen at 2:40am. the whole bottle. okay…

[the-heaminator]

my dad told off me to his mum wtf

#i havent talked to him in a week and a half and he told off me to my grandma #mate don't call me slurs and i won't call you an idiot why are you telling me off to your mum

[captainfern]

hi cap 😈 it's that time of the month, asking for the somno stuff just like you said when the requests are open again and i think they are 🙏

kisses hugs, god bless your soul

honey i know i said i’d give it a try writing somno but i’ve tried writing it and i’ve deleted it too many times now i just can’t get behind the idea i’m so sorry 😭

look i have nothing against it idk i just can’t get into the flow of writing it :(

there are a lot of great smut writers in this fandom that would do somno so definitely go and check them out

sorry for getting your hopes up hun x

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #i’m so sorry lmao i tried but i just couldn’t write it #i hate saying i can do things and then i don’t do it i feel like a fraud LMAO #like when your mum tells her friend you can fix something technical and you’re like no??? #is this a universal experience or am i just waffling #anyway #writers block is kicking my arse #sorry for the long wait for smut 🙏