#tell me im funny

[go-haywire]

a story in three acts

#Castlevania #Castlevania Nocturne #castlevaniaedit #Olrox #Mizrak #Nocturne #castlevania nocturne spoilers #tell me im funny #gohaywired #cw gore #cw blood

[mashiee]

John: Do you know what it's like? To be afraid of yourself?

Isen, who once accidentally solved 3 murders and a kidnapping in one night after hacking into a 7-11 video camera to find out who took his wallet that he left on the top of his car when getting gas: Fuck, dude, I sure do.

#partially based on a true story #tell me im funny #bc i think i am #🥺 #my posts #unordinary #unordinary webtoon #webtoon #webtoon unordinary #unordinary isen #isen unordinary #john unordinary #unordinary john #stupid shit #incorrect quotes

[rumorsflying]

Better Than Revenge - New Lyric Options (But They Get Worse As You Keep Reading)

She’s not a saint and she’s not what you think, she’s an actress, woah..

A. She plays guitar but you know that she needs a lot more practice

B. She acts innocent but that’s not what she is and the fact is...

C. She doesn’t love you all she really cares about is her status

D. She’s not too kind and she’s as cuddly as a cactus 

E. She’s shit at cooking and you know that her dishes are disastrous

F. If she was a doctor she would get her license stripped for malpractice

G. She’s not so smart and she believes that the earth’s a little flat-ish

H. She’s better known for being a bit of a fascist

#tag yourself #taylor swift #speak now #speak now taylor’s version #tell me im funny #better than revenge

[possumteeths]

Ive babygirled some vought baddies because vought international is too cowardly to objectify these bitches as they deserve 😤

#objectifying men is morally correct if they have killed several people #the boys #homelander #soldier boy #the deep #Tell me im funny

[galarfiend]

traced over the swsh men’s character art and took some notes :)

#swsh #study #art study #gordie #kabu #milo #leon #piers #raihan #i am. bishrexual if you cant tell #tell me im funny

[lacyscabinet]

My secret confession is that I love being a cockblocker for my parents, like if I hear sus noises YOU CAN BE SURE that I'll start singing something like idk neverending story or the ahs theme song out loud or even walk down the corridor saying the most random stuff known to man

#help #tell me im funny #confessions #confessing #i know its silly

[caketopics]

he has returned….

#im funny #tell me im funny #calum #💀💀💀💀 #5sos #5 seconds of summer #calum hood #tmh #tmh tour #take my hand tour #memesos

[mildew-dread-mold]

Declan: I've never been one to hold grudges

Declan: My father held grudges

Declan: I'll always hate him for that...

#declan lynch #im funny right? #tell me im funny #niall lynch #the raven cycle #trc #tdt #call down the hawk #incorrect trc

[moneypriestess]

reincarnated villainess loves music

so i have a prompt for something that i wish someone had made and i suck at historical things so hope you enjoy

After World War 3 the world was destroyed and humanity started over.

After millions of years humans are in the historical era, this time with mana, some things are still alive that they have dug up but have not figured out how to use them.

The reincarnated female loved music in her past life but upon figuring out that there aren't any tools or electronics to help listen to music 24/7 she becomes quiet and sad, while the original villainess was always loud and seeking attention so everyone is like ‘what's up with her?’.

Only the riches of rich nobles can buy what archaeologists dig up and when the villainess sees that they have an iPod with music?! She wants it immediately and she gets it somehow somehow, and just listens to music all day, in her room she has a full on party and outside her room she just ignores everyone and listens to her music sometimes bobbing her head to the beat so rumors circle around that she has gone crazy. 

The way she got it working is that the original villains had the ability to control lightning with her magic so she used her magic to charge it.

That's it that’s the prompt

Also the empress is another reincarnated person and the way they (the villainess) finds out is that the empress said the beginning of a meme and then the villainess finished it and then they become best friends and just start quoting shit all serious at every given opportunity:

The emperor: *trying to figure out a way to beat another country or something*

The empress: “legalise nuclear bombs”

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Male lead: *drops something*

The villaness: "oh there goes gravity"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

The infamous tea party scene 

All the noble ladies: *drinking tea*

The villainess: “i don't wanna be a bitch but you guys are really boring”

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

The female lead (obvi a green tea bitch): *trying to start some drama*

The villainess: “what the fuck is up Kyle, no what did you say”

The empress: “what the fuck, what the fuck dude”

The villainess: “step the fuck up Kyle”

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

The emperor: *actually doing something to help his people* “and i want road work done ahead here-

The empress: “yeah i sure hope it does”

All the dukes and important people: O_O

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

The empress: (who didn't get rid of the marriage proposal for the villainess) :(

The villainess: “I thought you were bay”

The empress: “bro-

The villainess: “turns out you're just fam” 

The empress:  :'(

The emperor and the prince: *confused royalty noises*

#reincarnated #villaness #haha laugh #pls #tell me im funny #and i have good ideas #wattpad idea #help pls #idk how to tag man

[axxolotlqueen]

Does anyone else get really excited when you get a notification and then its just like "oh someone liked my post :(" Like pls say words about what I say

#im lonely #wtf is a mutual #pmseymourva #pls help #talk to me #tell me im funny

[arabaka]

Patron saint of Reigen hehehe

tell me what i'd be the patron saint of in my inbox !!!

congratulations! you spawned a curse!

#tell me im funny #.˚₊ ੈ ʚ 🎰 ɞ ₊˚. ꒰ fun 'n games! ꒱

[aceospadesart]

Kid Belos from Hollow Mind. Idk, I haven't watched the episode.

#toh fandom #toh belos #the owl house season 2 #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh season 2 #toh spoilers #philip wittebane #the owl house hunter #toh golden guard #golden guard #hunter wittebane #the owl house golden guard #the golden guard #hollow knight #tell me im funny #i dare you #toh meme #this is my copium okay #hunter #the owl house s2 #hunter the golden guard #hunter toh #toh hunter

[mashiee]

hello unoblr

#semi nsft #possibly?? #anyway #tell me im funny #my posts #webtoon unordinary #unordinary #unordinary webtoon #webtoon #unordinary john #john unordinary #elaine unordinary #unordinary elaine #unordinary isen #isen unordinary #remi unordinary #unordinary remi #i think this counts as #jarlo #i believe #stupid shit #shitposts

[monster-ficker]

What's your favorite hiking trail?

#meme #ghost face #scream #scream meme #ghost face meme #tell me im funny #quality is iffy but i did my best lol

[patchkin]

#im very funny #tell me im funny #tmnt

[lighthouseas]

me @ mike wheeler from the netflix series stranger things made by the duffer brothers

#stranger things #mike wheeler #im so funny #tell me im funny #phoebe speaks