#technoblade headcannon

[redraven3093]

so I have this AU Idea about Tallulah being a new member of the Blood God cult after being convinced by the Voices that linger on to keep an eye on Phil.

Tallulah was fed up with being the most vulnerable one on the island and then decided to reach out to the Voices in hopes of gaining strength and power to protect herself and her family.

Tallulah knows about the Voices and the Blood God from the bedtime stories that Phil likes to tell them

I want to expand on it so bad cause Tallulah has so much potential for Angst ya now, I was afraid to do it cause it might not make sense for her own characterization

but, looking at the vods rn I think it might work. __________

I remember Tallulah being so weak back then that Phil always told her to run while telling Chayanne to fight, while on their Big Adventure, Phil always made sure to have her in his sight, and Tallulah herself woulda always stay by him most of the time.

but now Tallulah can hold herself easily against many dangers, when mobs were surrounding her Phil let her handle the hoards of enemies herself and then congratulated her for her victory. She now often wondered on her own and Phil was okay with letting her out of his sight.

something changed, maybe it was the first kidnapping, maybe the time they spent away in Egg Islan, or maybe it was all of it.

but something most definitely did.

Tallulah is no longer that young and fragile little girl.

Phil just thinks that this is a part of her growing up

but what if it's not only just that? it has been a while since the Voices demanded and pestered him about giving his son to the Blood God's teachings.

maybe they have given up?

or maybe they have a new target they want to pursue?

maybe they already have what they want

#don't mind me #qsmp #headcannons #qsmp eggs #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #the voices #technoblade's chat #dark tallulah #character analysis

[sam-winchesters-my-bf55]

C! Techno Headcannons

A/n: hi! Im back! This is another x reader!

No pronouns are brought up! This one will be longer.(Divider is not mine!) Enjoy!!

I feel like techno wouldn't be big on physical affection in public or not. Its just his love language is more of quality time / gift giving. (He still loves to cuddle when you guys go to bed hehehehe)

He would definitely give you a little golden ring that fits you perfectly. You wear it all the time!

Tells Phil little things you do. (Phil thinks its adorable and teases him about it lol)

If you play an instrument, he would always sit by you and listen to you play little tunes / songs. He might even request a song once in a while!

You guys love taking small walks around your home!

(Small mini-headcannon: If you ever get cold, he'll give you his cape!)

You two have definitely layed on the roof and star-gazed.

Tracing back to the first one, his love languages would definitely be quality time and gift giving. He always gives you little gifts or sits in the room with you as you both read books. (Or he reads his to you if your not much of a reader)

All in all, he loves you very much and you guys are very happy together!

#techno #technoblade #technoblade x reader #technoblade x yn #dsmp #mcyt #mcyt x reader #mcyt x reader headcannons

[ihaztea1]

More Woodworker!Techno for you all~!

IT STARTED as just something to keep his hands busy. He had a knife and some oak sticks and he just... Started whitteling away. He ended up with a tiny wooden knife.

From there, he decided to make a full set of cutlery, which was harder than he'd thought it would be.

The challenge was what kept him coming back to the craft.

For months, all he carved was cutlery until he had it down to an *art.*

Then he moved to dishes. Plates, bowls, cups... He carved enough to start his own home goods store.

Most of them ended up feeding his campfires though. Only the best remained.

Then he found himself sitting by the fire with Philza, a large chunk of good quality oak in his hands and... He couldnt just toss the log into the fire. Something... Something was calling to him. Something in the wood that begged to be free. So Techno pulled out his carving knife and set to work, slowly peeling away the layers of wood to find the shape hidden in the grain. He didnt finish it that night, but he kept it. No way could he cast it aside until its form was revealed.

Two weeks later, he stared at the clumsy bird figurine in his calloused hands. It looked like it had been swept out of the air and landed poorly, or had impacted a window and laid dazed on the ground.

He held it out to Philza with a blank expression and stated, "It's you."

Philza wheezed, falling to his knees as he laughed. Techno watched as this man, this *legend*, lost his ever loving mind. Finally, Philza took the figurine from Techno's cupped hands. "Thanks mate! I'll treasure it!"

(And he did. Even years later, when his house was full of masterwork carvings, Philza still displayed that first crow in a place of honor.)

He started finding pieces of wood that *begged* to be carved after that and he just... Collected them, waiting for when he had a calm moment. Some of them were knives or axes, a few were bowls, but a lot of them were crows. By the time he met back up with Philza, he had a small murder of wooden crows in his inventory.

When he met Wilbur, he started finding pieces that were hiding fish, for some reason. He didn't question it, just placed them where Wil could find them.

#minecraft #minecraft headcanon #technoblade headcanon #technoblade #sbi headcannon #ao3 writer

[pan-ic-at-the-homehome]

Hello! I want to say that your works are amazing! I love the little details you include into the stories and how you make the original request even better then it was! I'm also here to request, if you dont mind! Can I request a male reader with vitiligo in his skin and hair with Philza, Techno & Tommy? It's a disease that creates bloches of your skin to lose pigment and color to appear lighter then your original skin color! Or hair color too in this case. You are welcome to ignore/delete this I'd you happen to be busy, and one last kudos to your work before I end up typing more then needed lol.

Thank you so much for the kind words and thank you even more for the patience. This isn't as long as i'd like it to be but I'm still getting back into the groove of writing, I hope you like it :}

Philza and Techno x Male Reader with Vitiligo (No pronouns mentioned)

Philza

-I feel like anything that makes you 'different' from the average person is the stuff he likes the most -If you're willing to see past the things that he hates about himself and call him pretty he's just at willing, maybe even more willing, to praise your differences -If anyone says otherwise he can and will beat them.

-The fact that you are two guys makes him even more defensive and protective of you

-He loves clothes that show off a bit of skin -Not hornie, he just likes being able to see the gorgeous markings on your skin if you're comfortable wearing that kind of clothes

-There's probably been times where he mistakes parts of the pattern on your skin as scars when taking just a quick glance at you. -He's seen the people in the DreamSMP and how their scars can look, he's scared that one day the same might happen to you.

-He has children, he probably knows how to do hair and uses that to appreciate your hair if it's not very easy to see the blotches of different color -If you want to dye your hair he'll be a little sad -But he'll make sure you know that your natural hair is nice, but if you're happy expressing yourself he's happy

-Makes sure you almost never feel insecure about your vitiligo -He will always be right there to comfort you if comments from other people or the voices in your hair become too much -So many compliments and praises about how handsome you are and how strong you are for being able to power through

-He loves the days where he can just lay in bed with you and just get a good, long, look at you -It doesn't matter how many times he's done it, he will always be infatuated with how gorgeous you are.

-If you're having trouble sleeping he is willing to stay awake until you fall asleep and softly trace the shapes across your body -He already doesn't usually fall asleep before you, no harm in helping your sleep in the process -And when the two of you wake up he kisses any/all spots of different color on your face

-Good vibes all around

Techno

-He could care less that you have vitiligo -It's not life threatening or contagious so he doesn't really mind it -But once you two get closer, ohoho, he just find everything about you amazing -Especially your cool skin and hair -But he will never admit this stuff

-You get to gently caress his skin when looking for and taking care of any injuries, it's only fair he gets to do the same -It's def just an excuse to get a closer look and all the little details on your skin. Vitiligo or not, he loves it.

-He refuses to spar with you in fear of bruising or hurting you -No matter how much you try to convince him that it's fine he will never try to spar you upon his own will -If he ever does hurt you he refuses to forgive himself for it and tries his best to make sure you don't get any permanent marks

-Unless it's his family he will severely harm anyone who dares to speak bad about you -If it is his family he'll give them a very stern talking to with axe in hand -But usually if this person treats you like you're below them, he will make sure they know that the two of you are high above them

-He doesn't like pda, but if he's feeling extra good or extra protective he will lace a hand with yours -He'll give you the suggestion of playing with his rings and only then will he continue with his plot to trace the shapes on your hand

-"Accidentally" stays up too late just to be able to look at you -He is just infatuated with you, every tiny thing makes him fall more and more in love

-It just gets cuter and cuter the closer you two get

#technoblade fanfiction #technoblade x reader #philza x reader #philza fanfiction #dsmp fanfic #dsmp x y/n #dsmp x you #dsmp x reader #headcannons #male reader #gn reader #mcyt x reader #mcyt fanfiction

[ladyddanger]

MORE CAT HYBRID WILBUR HEADCANNONS

When Wilbur was a kid he used to climb on the fridge and hiss at Phil whenever Phil tried to make him to something he didn’t want to do.

Wilbur has a tail giving him better balance then a human. He’s somehow managed to climb the needle several times. Quackity put one of those anti squirrel nets on the needle to stop him and Wilbur ate it.

The tip of Wilbur’s tail is white matching the white steak in his hair

Wilbur has in fact sat outside of Quackity’s window and yowled to get his attention.

Sam is scared of Wilbur because he’s a creeper hybrid and Wilbur is cat hybrid. Wilbur uses that to his advantage whenever he and Quackity are fighting. If Sam tries to step in Wilbur just meows. Sam mumbles an excuse and flees every time.

c!Wilbur used his beanie to hide his ears. Not because he was ashamed (even though hybrid discrimination is a thing) but because they where a dead giveaway to his emotions. His ears would flatten every time he was around someone he didn’t like which wasn’t very political useful.

Kitten Wilbur played with yarn all the time and there are many pictures of Wilbur as a toddler tangled up in a yarn ball.

Dream gave Wilbur a little smily face collar to wear when he brought him back to life as a “gift”

Wilbur used to use his claws to brush Quackity’s wings in Pogtopia. It was the only form that of physical contact Quackity could stand and something about the sharp claws relaxed him. Even felt a little familiar.

Wilbur and AntFrost hate each other.

Wilbur has curled into Technos cape, started purring loudly and fallen asleep more times then he will ever admit.

Fran the dog has chased Wilbur more then he will ever admit.

Wilbur loves warm milk and he and Eret used to stay up late and drink it together on the worst nights of the war.

#lady’s wonderful world of hybirds #lady’s headcannons #danger!au #cat!wilbur #c!wilbur #c!eret #c!quacktiy #c!sam #c!awesomedude #c!technoblade #c!phil #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!traitorduo #c!buttonduo #c!twins duo #c!sandduo #c!dream

[nympippi]

If you don’t think for a second c!Techno doesn’t read to Patches your dead wrong!! Like it’s a tradition at this point and Patches just falls asleep on him, every time, c!Dream finds it both cute and funny.

#c!dream #dsmp #pippi art #c!techno #c!technoblade #patches fanart #patches the cat #btw I also love the fics where Dream lives with Techno SO YES THEY LIVE TOGETHER #Dream is a worrying parent but he appreciates how TECHNI treats Patches so it helps with his stress #Techno honestly just goes “our child’ #cues that one meme and just YOINKS HER #I gotta draw Patches and Techno meeting for the first time #don’t know how Phil would react to her but MICHEAL IS FACINATED #like Ranboo finds her cute but oh boy Micheal is like NEW FRIEND <333 #GASP Micheal and Patches fanart YALL #YALL- UGH IM TOO TIRED BUT YES #also sorry if it’s a little jank I wasn’t really proud of this one but wanted to show it anyway because I love Techno and Patches <3333 #lol I’m going to bed and tomorrow I’ll try to come up with headcannons and more ideas :p

[ireallydontlikepineapples]

yuh made a thing

(dunno if the video will actually show up on desktop or not lmao)

#moon carrots go brrrrrr #i kinda headcannon that techno lives on the moon w/his carrots on origins #origins smp #philza #origins philza #crow father #sneegsnag #origins sneeg #technoblade #origins technoblade #Youtube

[someone1348]

hcs for lee techno 🤩

-slime

Absolutely my friend! :]

This is of course going to be c!techno out of respect but absolutely I am so down! :]

A moment of silence for techno and the Queen

I hope my headcannons can help anyone in grief right now, this is a safe place

Now with that being said Lee Techno everybody! :]

Lee!Technoblade:

-Right off the bat and while it's in my head Techno's hair especially if it's in a long braid has 1000% accidentally tickled him multiple times and it is the worst when it happens in a lee mood or even worse puts him in one (it's happened before!) /pos

-With his monotoned voice you would think he would have a equally as deep laugh but the minute he's tickled and his real laugh comes out it's so high pitched and squeaky it's adorable /pos

-He's one of those guys that no one would expect to be ticklish but is a walking tickle spot

-I personally feel that his underarms are his worst spot but ribs are tied for him and he will absolutely crumble if you get him behind the knees good enough

-He's good at hiding his ticklishness but once Wilbur found out it was all out the door from there /pos

-He's picked up this habit of saying whoever is Lering him's name when being tickled which leads to a lot more teases For example: "PHIHIHIL!" "That's my name Techie! Don't wear it out!" Stuff like that it's adorable!

-He absolutely dispises Baby talk, He's the Blood God! He will not be talked to as if he was 5! /j If he's close enough to someone and they do it though he's not actually going to be mad but he absolutely will remember it for when he gets revenge!

-He doesn't fight back much when he's Lee if he's close to the Ler of course, with other's he's punching, kicking even biting if he has to! /hj

-He's got a really really difficult time saying he's in a Lee mood! But somehow they always know

-He's so great! Definitely more Ler-leaning if we're talking statistics!

-Rest in peace king! o7 <3

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I hope you all enjoyedd! Thank you @slimeylee for the headcannon ask! :]

-K :]

#k's headcannons #slime is amazing! #lee!technoblade #lee!techno #rest easy technoblade

[god-of-balance]

DSMP x Reader x OC's Incoorect Quotes Pt. 4

StarWorld(OC): Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Techno: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Syrex(OC): More or less, I guess... Wilbur: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Wolfy(OC): I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Tommy: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on! Y/n, lying in bed with a pillow over ears: I just want sleep!

#technoblade #mcyt x y/n #reader x ocs #y/n x oc #mcyt x oc #mcyt x you #incorrect quotes #dream smp headcanons #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #sbi #sleepy bois inc #oc x you #mcyt x reader #mcyt headcannons #mcyt headcanons #mcyt x ocs #mcyt x platonic reader #platonic reader #nopronounsreader #reader x oc #y/n x ocs #you x ocs

[sabinanotfound]

them in a mafia au

includes: Dream, GeorgeNotFound, SapNap, Karl Jacobs, Quackity and Technoblade

cw: mentions of guns, mentions of killing (nothing is described)

a/n: pls request something I am out of ideas and bored.

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dream

he is surely the overly confident mafia boss always seen with his minions

he doesn't take anything seriously and mostly makes his employees do the job

can often be seen in his office, polishing guns or writing death threats to others

george

he is the quietest and the most skillful assassin, nicknamed "death" by his enemies

works alone and has quite the attitude

his most prized possession is his matte black Ferrari (don't forget the tinted windows) that he drives all the time

sapnap

is the most loyal one to his boss and the gang

will get the job done, but will do it messily and will attract attention (accidentally, as he puts it)

still the most adored gang member because he is so friendly (and also shares his pizza)

karl jacobs

is the IT guy for sure

doesn't like the killing stuff but he loves being the mega mind behind the hacking

cannot be seen without his glasses and laptop in hand

quackity

he is the spy and isn't often suspected because he isn't the quiet or secretive type (so they think)

but he definitely gets close to blowing his cover a few times

for example when he called his boss to report from the bathroom of the RIVAL HEADQUARTERS

technoblade

to be honest, everyone is scared of him

he is the one to do diplomatic talks with the rival gang

but also is sent on missions quite often

him and George are in a silent competition of "who's more intimidating" and I think techno wins

#dsmp #dream smp #mcyt #dreamwastaken #dreamwastaken headcannons #georgenotfound #georgenotfound headcanons #sapnap #sapnap headcanons #karl jacobs #karl jacobs headcannons #quackity #quackity headcannons #technoblade #technoblade headcanon

[redraven3093]

evil brain bits in coming

what if, instead of Chayanne that come to worship the blood god like his hero Technoblade it was Tallulah instead.

Chayanne for all of his claim to one day would become as great as the great Technoblade, he had never even consider to become a servant to the blood god like Techno, because as the son of the Angel of Death of course he would be under the protection of Kristin goddes of death.

Chayanne is a strong kid mind you, there is no doubt that one day he would achieve his dream of becoming a great warrior and or Hero, Philza had made sure to train his young son to be able to protect himself and those around him, be the great champion Philza always believe he will be.

but not like Techno never like his idol.

because Philza would never let his son be under the same care and madness of the Blood God.

but Tallulah in the other hand, sweet fragile weak little flower Tallulah could never be as strong as Chayanne, she always the one that have to be protected always the one to be left behind as all of her siblings fight tooth and nails for their survival while she stood back and stare.

Philza of course teach her some things, the Angel would never let anyone under his care unable to weild a sword, but his lessons for her was never like the ones he gave Chayanne, sweet and caring grandpa Philza would rather have her not fight at all if he could have his way.

for once she wishes to be strong, to be able to protect to be useful just like Chayanne.

(we can help you/ you want to be strong little girl?/ Let us HELP/ yes BE Strong/ Do you want OUR HELP)

she listened to The Voices that talks to her in her darkest times.

follow every step that they told her to in order to gain the power that they promised to her.

she harden her heart to the pittiful cry of one of her Venus

the sacrifice she must pays was nothing in comparison to the one that she will gain.

in the darkest part of the land when the moon rise to crimson red, the Children of the Blood God, THE VOICES wellcome another to their teachings.

( WELCOME OUR DEAR TALLULAH OUR NEW BLOOD QUEEN )

the once warm hazel eyes had turn the same Crimson red that shines on the sky

#don't mind me #qsmp #headcannons #qsmp eggs #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp kristin #kristin minecraft #mumza goddess of death #qsmp mumza #technoblade's chat #technoblade chat #technoblade headcanon #qsmp headcanons #a sequel to my “ we can make him strong phil” thing i write #might write this one again later #writing prompt #dont mind me #dark tallulah #lol #why did i made this?

[louiethestarcat]

SBI space dynamics lives in my head rent free.

Twinsduo being the sun (Wilbur) and moon (Techno), and then you have little brother star (Tommy) and their father Saturn (Philza). It’s such a cool concept me thinks.

#mcytblr #sleepy boys inc #twins duo #bedrock bros #crime bois #dsmp wilbur #tommyinnit #technoblade #philza #headcannons

[ihaztea1]

C!Technoblade was the chaotic neutral Hagrid of the SMP.

Chaotic neutral because... Did you watch anything with him in it?

Hagrid because Steve the Polar Bear and Edward the Enderman and the Hound Army. Man had so many dangerous critters just chilling at his cabin.

Headcannon that they just... Gravitate toward him, like some kind of twisted Disney Princess. And it didn't just start with the DSMP either. No, he's always been like this. He'd go for a walk and come home with a giant spider or a skeleton or a bear and just be like 'it followed me home. Can I keep it?' And Phil would sigh and tell him no. There was a time a *freaking Warden* followed him home and Philza nearly went for a visit with Kristin. It was named Spooks and made the executive decision to make a home in a nearby cave system. Phil was not pleased.

When he left home, he realized Phil was at least 80% of his impulse control and now that he wasn't around to tell him no, he was spending a good amount of time building houses for his new friends.

He wasn't mad. They were good friends. Better than a lot of people.

#ao3 writer #technoblade #dsmp techno #headcanon #sbi headcannon #technoblade headcanon #emerald duo #philza shaking his head at Techno asking 'why are you like this?'

[thebrilliant-dogstar]

Headcannons with no (maybe a little) cannon basis day 6: The dynamic of Tommy, Techno, and Jack is golden and they have group therapy on fridays but they spend it yelling at each other then crying afterwards

#dsmp headcannons #headcannons #look i love them and their dymanic is so interesting #they all came back to life #techno and tommy both killed jack #jack as seen in the detective episode desperately wants tommy to pay attention to him #tommy and techno would be too focused on each other to notice him much #nobody here is okay with each other #tommy headcannons #jack manifold headcannons #technoblade headcannons #i have an intense need to inform people about my blorbos

[girlypear]

C Techno has such a long hair routine, I stand by this entirely

Not like a styling thing, no he'd be done with that so quickly and yet still have it be perfect, no I mean hair health

Look at him, any drawing of him with longish hair

Just look a little longer

Yeah, there isn't a chance in the world that he just washes that normally. I would kill for hair that perfect looking at all times, it truly looks like touching it would be some form of heaven

Softest material to exist in the universe

He takes like hours at night to properly condition and use hair masks, and anybody who tries to get in his way is ruthlessly removed

#technoblade #ctechno #dream smp headcannon #im right though like #not a chance thats just natural

[phat-azz-rael]

Give me book recs!! I wanna start reading a lot more next year cause I’ve been fucking brain dead this year. I like most fiction, most non fiction, but some fiction things I like are fantasy, dystopian, realistic fiction and kinda just most well written books. I enjoy long and short books, just please kinda describe the book or books if you have a recommendation :)

#dream smp #mcyt #dsmp #mcyt headcannon #dnf #dsmp dream #help #technoblade #<3 #adding fandom tags for reach #art #doctor who #adding tags for reach #I’m desperate to find books #help me out #book #books #read #book recs 2022 #book rec #book recs #book recommendations #supernatural #superwholock #Sherlock #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #marvel #gay #please help me out I just need recs