#tbh i dont get the mac complaints

[onestepbackwards]

It would be so funny if the player could still send texts on their arc phone and decided to send every complaint directly to Arceus

Everything from "Those ungrateful bastards banished me" to "My tummy hurts :("

Bonus points if they hand the phone over to Volo or Ingo and let them rant at god for screwing them over

Tbh if it were me I would let Arceus know every single inconvenience I had with being thrown into the past with no warning.

You let Arceus know no peace, making it very clear of your feelings on the matter.

[There is a leak in my room. You know what didn't have a leak? My old home.]

[They deadass are sending me into the wild??? On my own?? Assuming I have no experience?? They want me dead, Arceus.]

[THEY DONT HAVE COFFEE]

[Why do I have to fight the big scary pokemon?? WHY IS IT A STRANGERS JOB-]

[I think Cynthia's ancestor is stalking me.]

[I REACHED TEN STARS FUCK YEAH]

[WHY do I have to solve this village's problems. How am I the only one doing anything to help here.]

[WHY IS THE TRAIN GUY FROM UNOVA HERE.]

[ANSWER ME ARCEUS.]

[ISNT THIS GUY A CELEBRITY???? ARCEUS. HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN HERE-]

[When i invent mac n cheese, its over for these assholes.]

[Do you think I could piss Cyrus off by adopting his great great grandmother as my own mom?]

[They fucking banned me, Arceus.]

[AFTER EVERYTHING I DID-]

[Volo is def stalking me btw. WHY is he the only one wanting to help me besides the nice lady who also looks like Cynthia-]

[THE SKY IS RED.]

[Did Kamado seriously send Beni to assassinate me or did I just hallucinate that whole encounter.]

[WHY IS IT I KEEPING MEETING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DELETE THE UNIVERSE WITH GIRATINA]

[If i had a dollar for every time this has happened, i'd have two dollars. It isn't a lot, but its weird its happened twice-]

[HOW COME HE GETS LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF 8 POKEMON AND I CANT]

[If you had just said hi to him we could have avoided me almost dying TWICE.]

Arceus almost never responds unless you have a genuine question, or need help. But you do find solace in complaining to it.

You later tell Volo that hey, like, you know things are kinda awkward, but you have a means of directly messaging Pokemon God-

He's shaking as you hand him the phone and show him how to use it. At first, Volo for once, doesn't know what to say. He had dreamt of unloading his problems onto Arceus many times, but now?

He is almost at a lost for words.

That is, until you reach around him, showing him your previous conversations.

"Yeah, see here? I kinda bitched at Arceus last week because I'm still not allowed to go home yet. I kinda just use the chat to vent about things most of the time."

Volo stares for a moment, until he's furiously typing. He doesn't stop typing for a good few minutes, sending one very long, winded message, before handing the phone back to you. It's the longest message you have ever seen sent on your phone

The merchant is awfully quiet after that for a little while.

#ask #anon #zed.talks #volo #long post #pla #pokemon legends arceus

[queenerdloser]

reading mac reviews is so fucking funny to me as a normal person bc so many of them are like... itty bitty baby complaints about how a fan is too loud or the computer runs hot or s/t and it’s like... okay king but does it load quickly? is the battery life pretty good? can it hold a lot of files? for everyday fucking people is it a decent computer?

it’s like these people think only other computer nerds will ever buy a computer and thus they need to provide a ton of useless spec information that means literally nothing to an average layperson and that most people who are using their computers for day-to-day stuff will never really need to worry about anyway. i don’t care!! if the i5 processor means you can edit 4k video more easily!!! please just tell me if this computer can easily multitask between web browsers, handle writing programs, and handle video streaming bc that’s pretty much all i use my computer for!! is that so difficult!!!!!!!

#liveblogging life #im replacing my 2013 mac (finally) which makes reading these reviews even funnier tbh #like you think YOUR computer runs hot and the fan is loud??? dude mine can beat yours so easily while missing half its keys #tbh i dont get the mac complaints??? like my mac is still running fine and i use it daily for long hours #im mostly replacing it bc i have the money and the load time bugs me sometimes #but if i had to wait another few years to do it it would still be a fine functioning machine??? idk #anyway im planning on a macbook air bc i like macs but i also dont feel like spending over 1k on a computer #but the reviews of the 2020 version are so annoying to read thru lmao

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1. coke or pepsi:i??? dont really care much tbh????  2. disney or dreamworks: dreamworksbc i h a t e the shows on disney so much 3. coffee or tea:tea!!! 4. books or movies:i like reading a lot!! so i guess books!! 5. windows or mac:w i n d o w s... but mac is very pretty... 6. dc or marvel:im not a comic or superheros kind of guy! 7. x-box or playstation:i dont mind?? i dont understand xbox’s layout so... 8. dragon age or mass effect: YIKES IDK WHAT THESE ARE 
9. night owl or early riser: i go to sleep at like 2 am and wake up at 7-8 am s h r u g but thats like.. my fav time of day bc my room is very pretty so i have no complaints 10. cards or chess: cards bc i SUCK at chess 12. vans or converse: neither converse squish my toes and vans arent my shoe type?? 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? : WHO????????????? 14. fluff or angst: fluff... it makes me rlly happy and makes my heart all soft... 15. beach or forest: F OR EST 
16. dogs or cats: cats are very nice but i also really love dogs 17. clear skies or rain: i mean.. i like heavy rain but i also like clear skies because!! when its warm its nice to walk to the river near my house 18. cooking or eating out: eating out bc i love resturants 
19. spicy food or mild food: mild... i can handle a little bit above mild but i didnt grow up eating a lot of spicy food so!! 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: halloween bc i get to go out when its really dark and run around!! 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: ooh yikes im always a little too cold so.. i guess that?? 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: shapeshifting!! 
23. animation or live action: i love animation when its rlly pretty.... 
24. paragon or renegade?: WHAT???? 25. baths or showers: if my hair isnt gross and shedding i like baths bc i get to sit down and its very easy on my knees.. but i always take showers bc my hair sheds and it always makes the bath gross 
26. team cap or team ironman: i dont know a damn thing.... 27. fantasy or sci-fi: I LIKE WHEN U MIX THESE TWO UP!!!!! 
28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: all of these are going to be about taz so.....and moST OF THEM WILL PROBABLY BE FROM TA-AKO 29. harry potter or percy jackson: never read either but i like greek mythology so percy jackson???? 30. when you feel accomplished: when i clean my room !!!! and in the mornings when im just waking up and the sun is shining in my window i feel.. so happy... 31. star wars or star trek: i dont know a single damn thing im gay 32. paperback books or hardback : whichever one i can get for cheaper cries... 33. handwriting or typing? personally i like to type but i looovee seeing pretty handwriting 
34. favorite film? THE LAST UNICORN 35. favorite place in the world?: i?? ive never thought about that?? wherever my future husband is i guess? 36. CDs or vinyl?: vinyl is Aesthetic but i dont have any 37: song lyric that’s important to you?: um i dont have one thats IMPORTANT but i have one i rlly like.. “if blood is thicker than water, then let the river in” (radical face - let the river in) ggod its so pretty when he sings it.. 38: whats your favorite form of self-care?: cleaning up my room and playing around with sigils and petting my dog... 49. what language/languages would you like to learn?: i want to learn spanish fluently because i always feel so bad for being latino but not knowing spanish 40. what is one of your dreams that you hope to come true? having a boyfriend that loves me and can handle me and gives me lots of attention and validation...... 41. what’s your dream pet? see i have like... 100 ... i want a bird or a rat or a dog or a goat or!!!!!!! ugh i love animals and i guess it depends on how the future goes!! 42. whats your favorite color: green and/or yellow!!!!!!!!!!! i like a lot of colors though!!

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