I had a dream that taylor swift released a new album that employed her most despicable marketing move yet: she promised that new joanna newsom songs were buried as hidden easter eggs within the ends of her other songs, but every time a new jnew song was about to play, it would simply skip to her next track. a disgusting display of capitalist trickery. naturally, i had no choice but to listen.
now, this album of hers, like most of her creative output, played it extremely safe to appeal to the widest possible commercial audience, wherein she deployed inane similes such as “clear like crystal” and “red like a rose.”
however, one song that was clearly controversial, but only in ways taylor herself was too obtuse and tone deaf to realize, was her ballad “sleep in the middle east,” which argued that being with her “middle eastern” lover signified an act of decentralization of global imperialist powers that locationally designate the region as being “the middle east” within a complex political/geographic framework, as when they are together, their love is what becomes central to our cosmological paradigms.
the title comes from her line in the chorus “I get no sleep in the middle east,” to imply that she is either wide awake tossing and turning over her lover, or that they are too busy staying up all night having freasknasty dominatrix and/or tame vanilla sex (I can only assume that with t-swift it’s only one or the other).
aside from the obvious glaring problematics of composing such a song in the first place, some other lines are also suspect in subtler ways. for example, her opening line, “why does bombay feel so different from mumbai” is clearly her gesturing towards the idea that every city in the middle east feels so locationally specific due to the nature of experiencing it with her lover, whereas she feels “no different going to france or congo.”
the keen-eared listener will immediately notice many issues here. first of all, she is listing cities in india, a country that is not part of the middle east in even the most generous estimation. secondly, bombay cannot possibly feel “so different” from mumbai, as they are, in fact, the same city. i also have a hard time believing that taylor did not notice a difference between “france and congo” (a line she rhymes with “let’s go to a place that only we know”), or, frankly, that she has ever set foot in the drc.
it was clear by the nature of this song that taylor did not expect to receive any flak for this harmless tune, and in fact i believe she expected to receive praise for finally (alluding to) dating her first ethnic. however, as you can imagine, her detractors had a field day tearing apart this song, myself included, which is why i am now reporting back from my dream world to deliver my somnial findings to all of you.
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Tagged by @kissporsche!
Fave colour: Green! (and Pink!)
Currently reading: As in literally currently? - an Ao3 fan-translation of Hemp Rope (WinTeam / Between Us book) || The last actual ‘book’ book I read was The Wasp That Brainwashed The Caterpillar // Matt Simon which is a lighthearted and beautifully written non-fiction book about some of the bonkers animal behaviour that exists on our pale blue dot! It’s super accessible even for non-biology nerds so I’d highly recommend!
Last song: About You // The 1975 - From my post-canon Kimhan Theerapanyakul / WIK concept album playlist lol
Last series: Manner of Death - I just started it and it’s really fun so far!
Last movie: I literally cannot recall the last time I watched a film... god.
Currently working on: All working titles and current word counts lol
Sounds we can't define - 22k | T | KimChay - Set a few days post canon, a reconciliation fic between Kim and Chay. A character study in how their relationships with their brothers has affected the way they feel about love and safety and trust... Any excuse for me to write our lord and saviour Tankhun Theerapanyakul - 5 chapters 65% complete
Speak Now; Now Speak. / Be My Mistake - 2k outline | E | KimChay - Set 2 years post canon, Kim and Chay meet again at their brothers’ wedding. Chay calls a 24 hour truce on the silence between them and Kim is forced to admit to himself that his feelings for Chay haven't changed even slightly. One problem; Chay has brought a date. 1-2 chapters 30% complete
Leather Jacket, Silk Lining - 3.5k | E | KimBig - Set early in canon when Big is reassigned, Kim is drunk, bored and on a power trip, Big figures something is better than nothing. PWP lol - Oneshot 60% complete
Backburner fics: Quicker than Lightning, Whiter than Bone - VegasPete - A hospitalised Vegas realises he’s been kept alive for a reason || A dog with a bird at your door - KinnBig- Pre-canon Unrequited 5+1 “And they were roommates” etc.
Share 10 different favourite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order, then tag 10 people 🎥🎬📺
1. Big (the Pete Show / KinnPorsche)
2. Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon)
3. Toph (Avatar the Last Airbender)
4. Pran (Bad Buddy)
5. Peeta (“If it wasn't for the baby” aka Serving C*nt aka The Hunger Games)
6. Aimee (Sex Education)
7. James (Derry Girls)
8. Korra (ATLA: Legend of Korra)
9. Miss Honey (Matilda)
10. Lil Nas X - from real life idc idc he’s like a blorbo to me
I'm tagging @kinnbig @transpran @lesbianiconsteveharrington @wherelanguage-ends @frightmarefalls @lilithfatale @mortimerlatrice and literally anyone else who sees this. Tag me! Talk about your faves! lets be friends hehe :)
Also no pressure at all!! Also if you *have* already been tagged then this is a free pass to tell me about your wips / playlists / the sick halloween costume you have planned <3
I'm impressed that I managed to get a tag meme done on time lol!
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