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imeverywoman420 · 6 months
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major criticism of onlyfans and instagram influencers i made while peeing and waiting for the calamine lotion to dry so i can move around
the type of softcore porn everywhere thats like. Girl with the face of sims 3 toddler in a sports bra and leggings. “You guys sweating during a workout is totally natural” closeup of her sweaty ass crack in yoga pants for that sweet onlyfans promo.
like. I wish they would just get french tips and do the full glam porn star makeup and be UP FRONT like “hey handsome heres my onlyfans im selling PORN on my ONLYFANS ;)” instead of “hii im selling fitness content heres my booking info watch me do tiktok dance” and looked like adult women that would be way better. Its like all these girls pretending theyre not escorts when they are wnd we all know it lol. “Fitness influencer” with cities and a plane emoji in bio= literal escort. Why cant they just be strippers or Playboy bunnies (the equivalent lol) why do they have to look like children and pretend theyre not selling sex
its the way they look like weird edited children with bbls and its just NotPorn. Like its obviously porn but its a dead eyed girl in a crop top and leggings standing in a gym holding a weight so its not Really Porn. Like. Wheres the silk and lace and feathers. Its always broad daylight too in those posts. Thats another sickening thing. theres no line of demarcation for what is erotic and the normal day to day…
they take up so much space on social media with their plausible deniability that its not reallyyyy porn its workout routines and tiktok dances. Girl shut the hell up and i want your simps to die. I dont even care about the morality aspect at this point its literally just so annoying that its everywhere. I miss when everything had its place and at least back 10-15 years ago they looked like women and not children lol its so creepy and bizarre on so many levels…
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sapphickittykatherine · 9 months
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mergwenthur is indeed absolute ot3, ship of all time, but i need you to swear on arwen + platonic merthur and platonic mergwen. the sheer flavour of arwen in married bliss, having only romantic eyes for each other, but their best friend and closest advisor merlin being as important to them as they are to each other. no romance or sex required, they love him so much and would do absolutely anything for him, and the feeling is mutual. no one else is allowed to infringe on their privacy as a married couple, yet merlin is. he attends to them both in their chambers at times when they wish to be left alone, he comes with them on their picnics, he eats dinner with them in private. people think that there must be something going on, but there isn't. arthur is still a little shit to merlin, and merlin still sasses him out without remorse, because that's the kind of friendship they have, but they love each other fiercely. gwen is the gentle buffer who keeps them from going too far and reminds them that they love each other when they argue or disagree, and they absolutely adore her. arthur is a possessive little shit who has been known to freak if someone so much as looks at gwen wrong, and yet these rules don't apply to merlin. he'd happily leave his wife and his best friend completely alone in his chambers, and feels no jealousy when they express their affection for each other, only the urge to join in because he loves them both so much. just. ugh. it's so good, i'm gonna implode.
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syntheticcharmva · 8 months
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You did amazing for the Voices of Barnaby and Howdy!! Was it easy to master? or did it take many practices?
OH! it was loads of fun! but I was already pretty used to those type of voices, I love old musicals, so the transatlantic accent and new-york style accent were pretty innate.
(Helps i'm from new york.)
Super easy... definitely no problems... not a single audio gave me problems.... yeah.
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skenisasleb · 29 days
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I found this unfinished lineart of Scott Pilgrim I remember abandoning cause I thought it was bad?? BUT ITS NOT??? Why did I stop drawing this it looks so good 😭😭
(not gonna finish it tho since I dont like touching my old art lmfao)
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mychemicalraymance · 2 years
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Hot take i wish my chemical romance was polish so fucking bad
you wot
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makeithappenandreal · 9 months
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Unpopular opinions 2:
Annabeth reminded Thalia of Jason, but Percy reminded her of herself. So yes, Annabeth is definetly Thalia's little sister and sibling, and she loves Annabeth a lot, but Percy also is, like a sibling she did not have but she would be very Happy to have, which was so much like her.
If Leo really had to be with a deity at the end, he would have a lot better relationship than Calypso with Echo.
Percy also liked Annabeth at the first book, at age 12, not just Annabeth. The first thing he thought was her beautiful princess hair. He had a picture of her on his cabinet. Come on guys, he was just oblivious to his love.
The Percy I know would punch Herkules the second he saw him because of what he knew about him in the third book.
I think Jason would be better with Reyna, but it would have been too much of a Percabeth story alike, that it would be a bit too clear that he was supposed to be a knockoff of Percy. Which he should not have been a Percy copy anyway. Why did Annabeth even think he could have been stronger than Percy for a second? That was also unfair to Jason's character, he should have been a strictly different character than Percy.
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wiirocku · 1 month
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John 1:29 (NIV) - The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!
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changes · 2 years
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🌟 New: Introducing Takes…
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theatrekidsstuff · 7 months
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Unpopular clone high opinions
Topher is overrated
Harriet x JFK is kinda not that bad but JoanFK is still better
Abe is not a bad person he’s just a dumbass teen.
Season two sucks ass cheeks
The new clones are actually kinda okay
Van Gogh is SO SO SO overrated
Kahlopatra is better than Tophabe in many ways
JoanFK is kinda toxic
Toots is underrated
The JoanFK collar is not cute it’s dumb
Topher is NOT a uwu softie he IS a fucking incel
Van Gogh x JFK is random and kinda dumb
Confucius is overrated
Harriet is overhated ( she needs more storylines)
Joan doesn’t always need to be shipped with everyone
Candide x Scudworth is kinda funny
Scudworth x Mr B is overrated but cute
These are my opinions and i hope I didn’t offend anybody 😭
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neotheater-kid · 8 months
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Listen listen
Apple x Raven (rapple) is not Gelphie
WenClair is Gelphie
Rapple is Bubblene
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imeverywoman420 · 1 year
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there are so many hot girls that are weird as shit. Why cant men understand being weird and hot why is only 1 out of every 10000 males both Decent looking and quirky. Like no offense but why are most men such background characters like the little dumpy looking guys in disney animated feature films. They look like they belong in a village.
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Okay so I saw dune 2 the other night (and rewatched dune 1 the night before) and yeah, it's good.
The sets and special effects are very good. I don't know if they actually filmed the whole thing in a desert, but it sure felt like it. At no point did I question the reality of Arrakis as a place.
The acting was good, I think Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica really stood out.
The film was simultaneously more lighthearted and more intense, with better breakups between heavy moments. It still goes for a very epic and grand style though, and is paced very slowly, but I enjoy that honestly.
I'm noting them both as 4/5, where a 2 is average. Dune 1 is a low 4, and Dune 2 is a high 4. I am excited to see more Denis Villeneuve Dune movies, because I think the novels might finally have gotten a worthy adapter.
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havatabanca · 5 months
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mymusicbias · 8 months
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whiskeyrevel · 2 years
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mychemicalraymance · 2 years
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Hot take that Gerard did not spend the entirety of the 2000s talking about sucking dick only to be assigned lesbian but tumblr
hard disagree gerard is all about being whatever letter of lgbtq whenever as long as it's the funniest possible thing for him to be at that particular time. he also spent a lot of time talking about getting pregnant and calling himself a girl and wearing the bride to be sash.
his whole thing is that he's NOT identifiably "gay" or "bi" or whatever label lol his whole thing is being gender non conforming and fucking with sex and gender. people who call him a lesbian are lesbians joking about the fact that his gender non conformance highlights the full spectrum of gender performance, which overlaps with a lot of principles or experiences of the lesbian identity.
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