#tag your goddamn long posts or i'll put several grasshoppers in each of your shoes

[righteousfag]

yo not to be a total buzzkill but the fact that so many people still use tumblr to reblog simple funny/cute posts with a novel-length bunch of word block bullshit that is barely related to the original post and meant to be a "lesson" to readers is a huge reason why i want to burn this hellsite to the ground

yes, everyone is making fun of the dumb teenagers on tiktok who're mixing 10 household cleaning products together in their sink... because we know it's dangerous. you don't need to add a 6,000 word response as to why it's dangerous. we know. stop making me scroll past your D+-worthy dissertation. either tag your long posts or die

#txt #i'm calling everyone out that is on my dash right now #tag your goddamn long posts or i'll put several grasshoppers in each of your shoes #so that you step on them when you put your shoes on and then feel bad because you killed several grasshoppers #i'll fucking do it #the main reason i'm so pissed about this is because i have ADHD and huge blocks of texts mean fucking nothing to me #they also give me massive amounts of anxiety because *drumroll* i'm dyslexic #stop reblogging shit like that or tag your posts