#tae is literally me

[ladyartemesia]

You guys remember when BTS did a photo shoot with TXT and Namjoon said the rap line should do a Cypher with Yeonjun right in front of Tae’s salad.

I think about that a lot.

#Tae was so salty #he was literally like #and what about me #just let him rap #poor dude #Kim Taehyung #kim namjoon #bts #txt #tommorrow x together #choi yeonjun #yeonjun

[namchyoon]

me too tae 😭😭😭

#me saying me too tae to seem normal bc internally im screaming my taejoon crumbs my taejoon came home #like he literally didn't mention joon in his live 2 days ago... girl get up

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Another day/week/hour of accumulating thoughts which haven't marinated enough.

That Zzinu guy (I can't remember his actual name) is really hanging out with everyone relevant in the industry, he's everywhere 👀 I saw him with RM on IG and at some concert, had no idea they were buddies.

Why did Jungkook come back just for a few days? What was that damn urgent to fly to Seoul only to go back to US in no time? I thought someone would enlist, but nope.

I took the bus downtown twice today instead of calling for a car. I have to stop being delusional and accept that I'm not rich.

I'm not gonna write a review of Tedros' album cause I don't feel there's a point, but I do have like a few things to say. Why is it being talked about like he started working on Layover 3 years ago? I mean, he started working on music, yes, but this thing that came out? That's like some team who probably put together the music a lot more recently. But hey, I'm just babbling so what the fuck do I know? Slow Dancing sounds good. I mean, nice enough to have it in the background in a playlist. All the songs feel too short, like they're some samples and they just decided to release them that way. Since his contribution was mostly singing the actual songs, it feels like he gave Min Hee Jin a pinterest board of who is Taehyung and from that entire thing, she created the Kim Taehyung artiste aesthetic. It's her vibe all over it. Just as it's her entire shtick all over NewJeans. It screams more MHJ than the actual idols.

I tried so hard in the past 30 min to stop myself from being bitchy, but I can't help it. To those who think that they got out of the jikook cult and now they're smarter and feel the need to still use the tag to post their bullshit? Wake up, you're still in a cult, you just switched to another. Absolutely pathetic. I wish I could fuck with pjms cause I admire the way they stand up for Jimin and they're like the most organized fanbase. But the moment they started using cult/tkkr narative and making Jimin sound like a puppet, I just knew they're not better. And a sign that I cannot affiliate myself to any group in this fandom, I'm riding on my own like I always have.

You know what's ironic though? Jikookers are basically the only ship fandom within bts who since the beginning and especially in the latest years, should have just sat back and relax cause they're so damn privileged. No other pair in bts is giving what dumb and dumber (I call them that with all my love) are doing together, but there's not a day in which I don't see stupid anons or jikookers fighting and bringing arguments. Waste of time!

And in that vein, pjms would only have to learn from their god damn classy bias who is no doormat and act accordingly. Fight for him without acting so damn stupid. In terms of artistry, he's the best out there out of this group and others in his generation. Isn't that fucking cool? And look at his behavior. Let army and kpop stans get frustrated thanks to Jimin's achievements and how you can contribute to that, not using the same foul language which only trashy stans are using. Do better ffs. Fix that attitude. And stop believing you know Jimin's brain and soul inside out. No one does. It only makes you sound like any other delusional kpop stan.

Key's Good & Great is out. I only had time to watch the mv once during actual work hours (fitting) and I can't get into anh details, but I liked the idea of workaholism tied to a simulation. There's tons of layers and stuff to be analyzed there, perhaps some other time.

#m thoughts #also I do not need harassment and informants going around and spreading stuff based on what I write #these are literally opinions #not universal truths that I impose forceably #leave me alone #do I have to repeat every single time that it's not that serious? #I don't care about others #but it's not for me #the minute I press post and leave the app #my mind is somewhere else #chill #do I have to give a warning every single time? #no I don't hate Tae #no I don't hate x and y member #no I don't hate everyome #at least on twitter people have more balls #that's the difference here #we're chicken shits on tumblr

[eru-vande]

This new picture of Jungkook really breaks my heart I can't even read those uwu comments people are leaving under it. He looks hella exhausted and just dead inside and they're still people who just "ahhh our lil soldier ✨💖😍"

#just f stop #every picture that i see is such a pain #every Tae pictures it's literally him almost crying? #Joons pictures? Exhausted and annoyed #Jimin's pictures? the same #Hoseok? Hoseok is kinda living it im not gonna lie he looks pretty fine but still #I'm so happy we don't have leaked Jin's pics #but people uwu'ing at these pictures really freaking me out #jeon jungkook #jungkook #bts

[theinfinitedivides]

new meet-cute: beating your future boyfriend's ass on a rooftop parking lot. the unhinged and homosexual quality of it all comes with the package

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #Ji Yong: what are your f*cking rules? #Kang Ok literally vibrating out of his skin: babe i don't have rules. you're my law babe i just killed that f*cker bc he deserved it #first few words of the last part was 1. added by me and 2. is a direct BTBT ref but it works. it works #and the way Ji Yong smiled before he just lunged at him............... fellas is it gay

[mythical-donut]

Akatsuki no Yona ch 242

Being Geun-tae is a mood

>your tribe took the brunt of the war

>crippled

>tired

>low morale

>just want to rest your army

>pleading request ignored by king

>king calls you a non-general whose opinion doesn’t matter

#he’s literally me this chapter #my favorite general #crazy good character arc #Akatsuki no Yona #yona of the dawn #Geuntae #geun Tae #earth tribe #suwon #soowon #Soo won #judo #wtf is your problem soowon

[myheartisforeign]

and it makes me want to do well too.

#nam joo hyuk #kim tae ri #baek yijin #na hee do #twenty five twenty one #gif #this scene kills me #he's too sweet #my literal heart #myheartisforeign #2023

[taegularities]

so bangbangcon to me is just:

but then:

(and this isn't even all of them, literally every one of his sowoozoo looks was absolute fire)

and then we:

but also??

#I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY LMFAO I CAN'T DO THIS EMOTIOANYLL or well maybe i do #absolute wh*re for 5th muster jk bc he breathes life into my soulless body #he's literally every jk i write??? first time i felt Things for this man years ago #i'm not kidding he was so attractive during dimple and pied piper it made me cry every time #anyway pls think of me when pied piper comes on ty #AND UH 5TH MUSTER TAE IM ON MY KNEEEEEES FOR HIM !!!!! THE HAIR.... AND ALL THE SONGS THEY PERFORMED? top tier 😭 #the rap/vocal line switch for ddaeng #and don't even get me started on this tae you attached. his eyes... the beauty. like does he even look real atp idk #notes for rid 🌹 #ari <3

[aylinaliens]

to be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love —pride & prejudice, jane austen

#extraordinary attorney woo #이상한 변호사 우영우 #youngwoo x junho #woo young woo #lee junho #park eun bin #kang tae oh #kdrama #kdramagifs #kdramaedit #dailyasiandramas #*deep inhale* okay so jane austen would have loved the whale couple you can't tell me she wouldn't #not too happy w/ this gifset because the lighting was so weird. but yeah. the sentiment counts kskdks you get the vibe #eaw jane austen #jane austen #btw ?? cannot believe this was their meet cute!! it was so romantic i'm literally kicking my feet punching the air screaming crying #the way he looks at her i can't skdjkssk #gifs: eaw #gifs by kay

[neixins]

the sword and shield part of the prophecy is soooo vague that i’ll rotate every possible theory inside my silly little head and then go “or it could be smth else”. absolute net zero conclusions reached but i had fun.

#like. i think hak being the sword is one of if not the most popular theories and i can see it bc well. look at the guy #but it’s the specifics of the wording that give me pause #‘WHEN the four dragons are gathered the sword and shield which will protect the king SHALL AWAKEN’ #when hak’s been there from the beginning + there’s also ik-su’s warning that hak will die if yona doesn’t find the dragons #which. there’s definitely ways to interpret him still being the sword (or shield!! that’d also be a neat twist) even with that in mind #but ngl i’m also a sucker for the idea that he’s just. there bc he loves yona. no connection to the prophecy whatsoever. #like both options make sense to me and i can see either one happening #anyway my personal favorite theory rn is that riri is the either the sword or the shield #not saying it’s the most probable option. just the most fun to meeee <3 #and ngl it only occurred to me during the latest chapter bc she’s clearly gonna play some kind of role #so it’s not like i have like a mountain of compelling evidence but i do have more than just. a feeling #like she has the sociopolitical standing and the ability (or at least pluckiness) to fill either role right? #and she was introduced and grew as a character only after all four dragons were gathered #which fits with some of the only things we know about the sword and the shield #do u see what i’m getting at?? am i making any sense at all?? #it could also ofc be a literal sword and shield which. tbh i think is the most likely but also less fun to speculate about #anyway i also think tae-jun will have a bigger role to play. either as a part of the prophecy or not #but also how might zeno’s recent actions impact the prophecy……. much to think about as always #but that’s enough theorizing for one day! time to grab my iced coffee from the fridge and work on my silly little fic <3 #akayona

[i-bring-crack]

I did not asked to receive emotional damage from s

Solo Leveling Ragnarok thank you very much.

Spoilers in the tags.

#Like how could they do thsi to me #ALL the other shadows were freaking normal in solo leveling #Igris Beru Tank Kaisel— yeah like literally they were wither beast of bad people like Iron #but no Suho this boy #i tell you if this brat knew KNEW who he was bringing back to like I-jabskan #first shadow soldiers that he gets are the goblins which #im freaking sad to know that shadow soldiers can expirience pain yet still cant go against the orders of their master #how do i keep on living with this information!??!?!?! Its not like they even explore it or something #they just give it to me and im supposed to be okay for this!??!?! MENTALLY?!?!? #and then there is the first shadow soldier he saves which is like Lee Minsung– Quay– number one wanted villain #i liked his arc but damn did this guy fuk up and then ad a shaodw he decided to reedem himself and now im just like... bro that got me #i was not expecting a bee to have emotions today #not when you stebbed your best friend literally and also you almost got turned into a worker by Queen Bee #like now i really like you as a shadow but damn. i didnt expect sympathy from you. #and then there is Kang tae shik as the new shaodw and im just like absolutely bawling he DID NOT need to die that freaking quickly #i liked the guy. pre rewind and now as a villain bounty hunter this guy was just a freaking gold star among the poor characters in SL #and poorer villains in SL. he was cool. he was fun to read about. -slams table- How the F u c k am i supposed to function after this man #just suddenly dropped us with the most tragic backstory. like bitch i even forgive your ass bc your ass was fine in killing your dad. #legit didnt kill anyone else u til woo jin chul told him so. and now im just thinking pre the rewinf timeline the only reason kang tae shi #wasnt stopped by jin chul was probably bc jin chul let him kill those criminals #woo jin chul became so much brutal in this series i swear #like i love him so much for it but damn #still sexy smexy somehow #but damn

[teknikolor-walters]

Aside from the inescapable tragedy or whatever my favorite grandpa duo dynamic is Some Guy and His Cat

#someone's grandpa duo #jimmy: i have actual work tae do cicay #cicada having experienced one minor inconvenience: i don't care. your best friend is literally dying #jimmy: oh is he now #you get me???

[starcasticallyyours]

ART AND ARTIFICE

Park Jimin’s whirlwind fairytale of an inaugural season in London is abruptly ended when his older sibling passes away, forcing him to return to the country. His release from a summer of mourning coincides with the arrival of Mr Kim Taehyung, whose freethinking Romantic notions chafe against Jimin’s well-mannered upbringing. Can Mr Kim’s natural charisma win over the pragmatic debutant... even when truths are finally revealed?

Rating: T No warnings apply Complete at 70k!!

Inspired directly by @dayofkaryn​’s tweet on BTS as male Regency tropes and the stubborn determination to include them all within a single story and sequel

main vmin

side sope

yoonmin / vhopekook besties

minimoni brothers(in-law)

ksj not appearing in this fic but gets regularly namedropped anyway 

this is for the Austen and Heyer fans!

Read on Ao3

#vmin au #vmin fanfic #vmin fanfiction #bts fic #bts fanfiction #I was on the fence about making a moodboard until Tae dropped literal 19th century cosplay pics into my lap #fun fact the background is a blurred page from Persuasion bc Emma was in another room and Northanger Abbey wouldn't stay open #left S&S at work and realised I don't even own P&P like wtf me?? how?? #could have used Zen Cho's Sorcerer to the Crown bc I do LOVE that book but went with Jane herself for maximum regency vibes

[dearedwardteach]

I open tumblr just to see your tags 🙏 it’s a highlight of my day

armys don't scare me. i've been on the internet for fifteen years and i used to be a directioner, jungkook fans wish they were as insane as me 👍🏽

#ksjhfjksjhdjksjd ily too #i finally listened to golden btw #(cant believe i wasted 30 minutes of my time on this when i could have been listening to indigo instead but ANYWAYS) #my take is: still not sure how 3d is supposed to be about heterosexual sex and the term champagne confetti still has me rolling on the floo #i guess i kinda like closer to you? but i like major lazer's stuff usually and it's clearly not my fav sound he's ever put out so yk #grasping at straws there #his falsetto in seven is good but that's about it with this song #overall jk's voice when it's not completely overlaid with autotune is nice he's doing what he does best #but his voice is not enough to save the overall mediocrity of the songs #(also bc i guess his voice is the one i like less in the band so ofc it won't hook me like jin's or tae's singing voices might) #(but that's very personal in no way i'm saying he's a bad singer) #standing next to you sounds like a rip off from a michael jackson song so it's not that it's bad necessarily #just that it's... not... original. at all? i mean the song is very representative of the whole album in that way. #it's not that i dislike it necessarily just that it sounds like a cover album more than anything #the only thing i truly hate about golden is that i don't listen to bts to listen to mediocre white men's music and that's all that album is #yes or no is a skip boring as fuck #please don't change is. lyrically and musically underwhelming but i do like his voice? id say it's a white people festival song which. yeah #hate you. white man christmas movie song. skip. #somebody is ewwwww i do not like his voice in it at all and the rest is uninteresting so yk SKIP #too sad to dance. unoriginal literally have nothing to say about it. white man song. skip #shot glass full of tears. once again it's not that it's bad per se. id even say i like it. its just that it sounds like somebody else's son #this is so frustrating!!!! gaaaaaaaah!!! everything about this is frustrating! #id say im disappointed but it's what i expected since seven came out so im not. #overall boring and disappointing i beg u poc artists dont let white men make music for u thanks for coming to my ted talk #raplinenthusiasts #ask #answered #it's not even that golden is horrendous it's just... mediocre. idk what's worse tbh #anyways not tagging all that i might be insane but im not gonna consciously invite the crazy armys in #thank god for rapline huh

[wondero28]

No one:

Not a soul:

Me: *slowly & gradually slipping into the Tae Young hyperfixation hole*

#someone help #ion even like how most ppl characterize him #im literally am just enjoying my own brai #i can’t believe it’s happening again #dont get me wrong tae young is a great member of 4town but im literally perishing #why’s he so pretty huh?? #who made him so handsom?? the fuck?? #anyway wooo

[namchyoon]

Oh we are so spoiled today

literally 😭😭😭

#im literally outside omw to meet a friend but she gets to watch tae live w me ig if it's still on then lmaooo #ask #anonymous