#table knife

[edsearring]

#polls #butter knife #table knife #knife #cooking #kitchen utensils

[valentinos-pimp]

We deserve a peek up Val’s skirt too!!

#thon​gless version on my hard drive for my eyes only #I might draw that shot with his leg up on the table but without that DANG knife blocking the view 👀 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin fanart #hellaverse #hellaverse fanart #valentino #hazbin valentino #vox #hazbin vox #voxval #staticmoth #clips/screens #art #my art

[just-more-pr0mts]

Danny has a knife that if u slash the air it opens a portal to the ghost zone.

But in his exhausted state, he slashes the knife in the air while babbling on about how he wishes there were easier ways to deal with his rouges. Accidentally causing his magical knife to slashes open a portal to a different dimension.

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The justice league were at a loss... there was a small floating kid who fell through a portal on their main table, who was currently screaming something about furries?

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Danny: .....

JL: .......

Danny: is that....a furrie?

JL: .....

Danny: ....Sam was right

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #feel free to add \correct anything #just a promt #please tag if this ever gets made into a fic #cartoon #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #danny is a little shit #danny accidentally triggered a button to open dimensions on his magic knife #he was tired and his hand slipped #now he is on a table surrounded by cosplayers and furries #he is scared #sam warned him to stay away from people like that #danny thought it was an elaborate prank and they wernt real #danny just wants to go home #sam come pick him up #poor boy thinks he could be hallucinating #found this draft at the bottom of my cats litter box

[whatthefuxkkk]

"Trans Alastor doesn't make sense" no it doesn't, but the idea of Rosie chopping his tits off with a cleaver is really really funny you guys

#trans alastor #hazbin hotel #this is a joke btw #i don't actually think he's trans #but this idea hit me while I was taking a shower today #and the mental image of Alastor lying on a table giving Rosie a thumbs up while she raises a butcher knife above her head made my day #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin rosie #it is currently 1:10 am so i might regret posting this tomorrow but that's future me's problem #platonic radiorose

[wyrmwright]

Hyrulean Diplomacy

#tears of the kingdom #totk #tloz #legend of zelad #loz #ganondorf #sonia #queen sonia #totk spoilers #oh how the turns table #your majesty raura queen sonia has once again tried to regicide the king of the gerudo and rauru is like sips tea good for her #keeps ganondorf on his toes #give sonia and zelda a knife

[satsuha]

table manners (based on some tavern banters)

read right to left!

#octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #satsuhart #hikari ku #temenos mistral #throne anguis #castti florenz #osvald v. vanstein #partitio yellowil #ochette #agnea bristarni #(specific banter spoilers in tags so stop reading if you care) #i think its kinda funny that temenos eating a fish rly cleanly was called 'elegant'?? #feel like if i saw that id just think damn you were hungry huh #same w throne im..! not sure how knife (killing people) skills translates to better table manners but like love that for her #but i mean shes also the most city girl... technically #hikari is self explanatory #castti and osvald would just be very um normal i think... osvald might have a few bad manners but nothing appalling #but the mans also been in prison for like 5 years so #partitio is pretty normal too but he has such a Surrounded by Guys childhood that i imagine he has some overly casual habits(??) #like putting ur feet on chairs or whatever... manspreading (im kidding #agnea is mostly passable like u wouldnt notice it until she messes up #well her and ochette the banter says it all really #i like how castti is like a mom to osvald too #but shes also been mistaken as rita by him already so. well. whatever goes #octo2

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Children of Dune where everything is the same except instead of the Baron, Alia is haunted by her father, who gives her nothing but love, support and encouragement.

#dune #alia atreides #leto atreides #st alia of the knife #frank herbert #dune spoilers #children of dune #cards on the table #i hated her entire arc in book #i would've been fine if it had just been her becoming more tyrannical while slowly losing her mind because of being preborn #but having her literally possessed by the baron was just nonsense #and the whole romance with the duncan clone was just iffy #so lets get rid of all that and just let alia hang out with her dad

[fatt-twitter-updates]

Our new mini-campaign (playing The Slow Knife by @mouseholepress) is now available on our patreon!

Check it out!! 🗡️⁉️🤬🌋

10:21 PM PST, 31 January 2024 (Source)

#friends at the table #the slow knife #mouseholepress #jack harrison

[guccigarantine]

the mongrel cat came home holding half a head

#eye strain #im sorry this is difficult to look at #that is mostly on purpose #palisade #kalvin brnine #my art #friends at the table #f@tt #tfw you assassinate the Princept and then get slurped across the universe #brnine: trembling and shaking like a wet cat #this fish has had a hard week! #when I was listening I imagine brnine getting teleported and kind of just sitting down because of all the things that happened #but still clutching their knife and integrity #also I imagine Integrity like wiggling around #like a worm #I was just making this for me for fun but their expression came out so funny I have to post it fjfjfkfkfk #like that’s the face you make after the week brnine has had #at their limit!!!

[flamemons]

Izumi is not het-passing

#digimon frontier #abril can draw sometimes #digimon #shitpost #izumi orimoto #i realize it looks like takuya and kouji are trading money bc one of them lost a bet but that wasn't intentional #i just thought it would be funny if they were doing something completely unrelated and arbitrary and never elaborate on it #although it doesnt seem like a great gag if i have to explain it in the tags SSJDJDJSKSKKS #maybe itd be funnier if they were holding like a hammer and an egg #or a knife and an apple #SHIT i shouldve just drawn them sitting with their hands on the table and holding knives. seconds before disaster #wait but that would take away from the joke ignore this ignore this #itd be funny if after their adventure izumi decided shes a lesbian like the Boy Gender has nothing of value to offer her #thats a joke but the frontier squad definitely has the vibes of the weird non cishet friend group at school

[chevaliermalfets]

#ncis #jethro gibbs #tobias fornell #ducky mallard #7x15 jack-knife #you know the old saying: any ex husband of my ex wife is a current husband of mine #well. not *any*. i don't think either of them want victor #they're somehow schrodinger's couple #extremely married and very divorced at the same time #(they're not actually divorced they just love bickering) #also urgh the intimacy of ducky shooing gibbs away from the table and gibbs slides back juuuust enough for ducky to slide through #ducky working while his husbands bicker he's having a great time (they all kiss later) #ncis old man polycule #ray.gif

[courtesanofdeath]

"To suffer together. To live together. I want it."

"Liam, I want to live with you too."

#congrats on the engagement #louis is clenching his butter knife under the dining table right now #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #yuumori #ynm #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #sherliam #bluee

[worstloki]

people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.

#people are like ''loki stabbed thor at age 8'' like im sorry but thor is older and im pretty sure he would've given loki the knife #Frigga was probably like ohhh you can wage war when your brother is old enough to go with you. can't let you two go alone! #and Thor naturally was like ''ok. i will Arm the Child'' #like for SURE Thor was the kid eating dirt while Loki just sat next to him looking very confused about it #Thor: Father said we are Part of Asgard and need to Eat To Grow and then one day will be Big Enough to Fight ! #he tries to feed Loki the dirt so he'll grow up quicker too but Loki starts crying and now Thor's forgotten about it and trying to calm him #Thor like no no don't cry i'll find us something else to get big with :( #carries him away and gets dirt all over them both because his hands were still dirty #fast forward the bros are sitting on the ground under a table monching on lemon cakes (or whatever) absolutely COVERED in dirt #they have left a dirt trail behind them so their hiding spot won't be effective for long #and also Thor doesn't think voices should get across what is clearly a sturdy table cloth so he's not sure how they were 'discovered' #Frigga: you cannot get dirty and go in the kitchens #Thor: LOKI WAS SAD. AND WE NEED SUSTAINENCE TO GROW MOTHER. WE MUST FEED. #Frigga: -_-'' #(Loki is still munching on a lemon tart. the same one despite the room change because he's eating it slowly while Thor reasons with Frigga) #(half of the words anyone is saying go over his head but he is enjoying the expressions being made)

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #sure whatever. tagging ship is probably easier than explaining what the fucks up with these two in my head #hi. I watched sk8 with my friend cosme a while ago. I actually dont care about the allegations that much I just got #blasted with teenage years flashback. and now I need reki to have everything on earth and be well #these have been around for like a week lol Ive just been debating posting them to tumblr. bc like. Im not finishing these lol #hesitant to call sk8 ''therapeutic'' but boy oh boy. does it make me confront some stuff. yes a sport anime leave me alone!!! #its just. I think I was this way about raz too actually. listen I have History with Stuff. I'm allowed ok? I'm totally allowed #u can See it in some of these doodles actually. this fuckign anime got me so unwell #hey. if ur a fellow adhd potentials-havers out there. ur a real one. thanks for still hangin out doin what u love/ur best #if u were an 'if u wanna do art u have to be excellent and high-art at it otherwise it means nothing' kid. I am holding ur hand #I'll be normal now I prommy (lying) #well. what I'll be doing now is taking a nap. maybe. gods my schedule backslid like four hours again #eh whatever. I go to bed anyway. got my portion of the day done and tomorrow I go buy new knife #hope someone come give me a new table top and lower the whole thing a bit soon. so I can stop sitting like Im in a shopping cart #have a good night lads. have fun. its imperative

[queenvhagar]

I love that Aemond claimed Vhagar. Not only did he have every right to do so, as well as the courage, nerve, and determination to approach Vhagar how and when he did... I also love that nobody expected Aemond to be so daring as to find and approach Vhagar at the first opportunity.

In hindsight, they should have known. He'd snuck into the dragonpit several times before this and had almost been killed attempting to find his own dragon.

It's no wonder that when he heard Vhagar calling out as the sun set on Driftmark he went out to find her.

All of this is especially more likely when considering his motivations: all of his siblings and nephews, all but Aegon younger than him, had already become dragonriders, something Aegon and the Strong boys loved to make fun of him for.

The bullying by his brother and nephews was one motivation. Another was that as Alicent's second son, his father paid him little attention. But maybe if he could finally claim a dragon - the biggest and oldest dragon, at that, the same dragon his father's father claimed - he could prove his worth to everyone in his family.

Instead, upon claiming Vhagar, he was immediately ambushed by his nephews and cousins. As he defended himself against four attackers, his nephew pulled a blade and sliced through his eye.

That boy's mother demanded Aemond be tortured for saying something during the fight that everyone knew to be true, and Aemond's father turned on him in favor of her.

That boy was never once reprimanded for what he did to Aemond - nor were his accomplices - and the only ones who seemed to care at all about his suffering and permanent disfigurement were his mother and siblings.

Is it any surprise after this that he embraced his dragon's warrior legacy and trained to become the ultimate fighter? He saw how vulnerable he and his family truly were, how their well-being mattered so little to the rest of the family, and he did all in his power to become the kind of man who could protect them and who would never be overtaken in combat again.

#a dragon is not a slave. it is not property to be inherited #it chooses its rider. vhagar chose aemond. #rhaena could have claimed her. she felt similarly about being dragonless. but she did not act quickly or boldly enough. #instead she started a fight that lost aemond his eye. #also everyone who argues lucerys was acting in self-defense. jace threw sand at aemond. they could have gotten away right then. #lucerys decided to use the knife against aemond. #then years later at the dinner table he wants to laugh in aemond's face about how he used to bully him? #understandable why aemond decided to escalate #and notice how once again it's TB who throws the first punch at aemond #hotd #team green #aemond targaryen #vhagar #queenvhagar

[sparrowhawksshadow]

It is very funny to me that Jack slips and calls Brnine "Marn" in Palisade 18. Because who among us hasn't called our friend the wrong RPG character name, honestly. But ALSO, Marn is exactly the kind of grounded emotionally-intelligent community leader that Brnine is scrambling to be and failing.

Captain Marn Ancura of the Blue Channel would be doing whatever she wanted and have Gucci convinced it was her own idea. Marn would know what to say to Thisbe and Coriolis. Marn would have welded the smoking scraps of Asepsis into a box and dropped that box in the nearest black hole.

#sangfielle #palisade #friends at the table #Who would win: a thousand-year galactic empire fueled by space magic OR 1 capybara with a knife