Most People: Ducks are so silly! Quack quack!
Me: Anseriformes are one of the few groups of animals we know were probably present before and after the end-Cretaceous, meaning ducks are Survivors of Extraterrestrial Nuclear Winters, and we should all fear their power.
Quack Quack.
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Natalya Trepenok's illustration for russian tales "The Magic Swan Geese".
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The long-awaited special edition of COOP: duck, duck, goose! has arrived, and it's chock-a-block full of all kinds of birds!
You can read it for free on the archives page of our new website! As always there's both a printable version you can print and fold at home, and a digital version you can read from the comfort of your device.
Some contributors you may recognize from Tumblr in this edition are @babeaccuda who contributed a really cute piece of art of a duck enjoying a little snack, as well as @todaysbird whose amazing poem about turkeys is sure to make you think!
Thank you to all our contributors for this extra special zine! And extra special thanks to Larz Alexander Hagen (larzstarz_arts on Instagram) for the lovely piece we used on our cover.
We are always taking submissions to our general editions, so if you have chicken-centric poetry or art you want to see in a future edition of COOP, please consider submitting!
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it’s cold.
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Animal of the Day!
Swan Goose (Anser cygnoides)
(Photo by Craig Brelsford)
Conservation Status- Vulnerable
Habitat- Mongolia; Northern China; Russia
Size (Weight/Length)- 3 kg; 90 cm
Diet- Grasses; Roots; Leaves; Aquatic plants
Cool Facts- Despite being a goose through-and-through, the swan goose is named for its elegant neck. Males are typically heavier than females but both have equal responsibility for raising a family. Divorce rates are extremely low for swan geese and they typically mate for life, although they can remarry if their mate passes away. They live close to freshwater lakes and streams but they leave the water to graze on surrounding grass. Swan geese have been domesticated over the years for their large eggs, resulting in a slow decline of the wild population. Their temperament is typically pretty vicious, especially when goslings are present. They won’t hesitate to attack anything from raccoons to foxes to humans.
Rating- 12/10 (A 1.8 meter long wingspan.)
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At the village today I made small talk with the swan breeder (trying to steer the conversation to the topic of firewood because he makes it and I need a stere or two), so I start with asking how his swans are doing and he sighs and tells me one of his swans was decapitated by a wild boar in broad daylight the other day. I sort of winced sadly like aw yeah I hate when that happens. Not an optimal reaction but you expect conversations to go a certain way you know? and it’s hard to readjust your inner protocol when you’re like hi how are things! and they’re like great, aside from the headless swan. You need a whole other set of social graces to handle rural small talk. Anyway, the guy was being educational about it, explaining (with hand gestures) that swans attack by thrusting their head forward, so like, it happens. (The boar guillotine happens.) At a loss for what to say I asked, do you lose swans often? And he says “no, not very often, but for example I made a local enemy (a person I mean) a while ago so that guy stole a swan from me and ate it.” As you do!!! This is why I live alone in the woods, I just don’t know where to take a conversation from there. Still, in between two anecdotes about swan beheading and assassination I managed awkwardly to secure my winter’s supply of firewood.
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In case you didn't get enough of my ducks and wet birds last year, I've combined them all into one big beautiful picture so they can huddle together for warmth in these cold winter months.
How many of them can you name?
Just like a baby duckling imprints on its mother you can also imprint on this picture at my inprnt shop here.
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(disclaimer: I am not saying this from a place of hostility to geese)
how did 3-year old you survive feeding geese :( when I was 4 I was feeding ducks and geese (which I was about the same height as at the time) at a local pond and they chased me and tried to bite me until my parents picked me up and ran. I didn't try to scare them and I was a generally quiet child, do I just have Bad Vibes to them or something? or is it something to do with their past experiences/socialization as Pond Ducks/Geese? nowadays whenever a goose or swan so much as starts staring at me I'm like "ok time to go :)"
Without knowing more about the situation, I can't say what particular thing you did, but I can say that geese don't chase people for no reason at all. It's possible you got too close rather than letting them come to you, it's possible you were just plain too close to their nesting site, it's possible you performed a movement that (in goose) suggested your desire to start a dispute. It's possible you were feeding them from your hands and they associated your hands with food, and were simply looking for more food, or attempting to chase you away from the food.
And to be clear, I'm definitely not advocating for people letting small children feed geese, honestly no one should be feeding wild animals, mostly because it familiarizes wildlife with humans and that can be bad, but also because it opens too many opportunities for humans to do the wrong things and end up hurt or scared. As a 4yo, it wasn't your responsibility to know how to interact with geese- it was your parents' job to monitor your actions, the actions and reactions of the geese, and remove you from the situation before it became a problem (or not put you in that position in the first place). The geese are blameless for acting like geese and you are blameless by reason of being 4 years old.
I ALSO want to be clear that being SCARED of something DOES NOT equal HATING something. Hate can stem from fear, and fear can stem from hate, but they are not the same thing. There are PLENTY of people, for example, who are terrified of spiders but who will either remove them from a place with a cup and paper, or fetch someone to do so, to prevent a spider from dying for the crime of being small. You (general) can be afraid of something and still treat it with respect. You do not have to hate the things you are afraid of.
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Taxonomy Tournament: Birds
Galliformes. This order contains chickens, turkeys, quail, and peafowl
Anseriformes. This order is made up of waterfowl, including ducks, geese, and swans
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@svenderthings took out this very silly commission based on a meme.
Here's Charles fleeing an excitable goose! If you'd like to take out a 20 minutes for $20 commission, shoot me a DM!
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Ivan Tsygankov's illustration for russian tale "The Magic Swan Geese".
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The birds are back 💛
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Pssst! CATS AND SNACKS LAUNCHES TOMORROW! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sarahgraley/our-super-adventure-cats-and-snacks-vol-4 (Follow the page to be the first to know when it goes live!)
Look, whether it was a goose or a swan, I'm staying prepared, just in case!
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