#sw talk

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

"Les villains, si vous voulez, les héros maléfiques, si vous voulez... J'ai toujours essayé à mettre quelque chose dedans de la tristesse. Inattendue, toujours. Il faut- il faut absolument que le public soit un peu, heu... bouleversé. "Ah! Je n'attendais pas ça avec ce monsieur."

— Sir Christopher Lee, 2001 Bolero interview on Monte Carlo TMC, with Denise Fabre.

(gifs by @david-talks-sw)

#thanks dude! #sw talk #sir christopher lee #count dooku #dooku #attack of the clones #star wars

[haruharuz]

thoughts on escorting

It’s definitely a lucrative business if done correctly. While escorting certainly isn’t for me I feel as if many girls enjoy it.

Working in the club, however, I meet a lot of “wannabe escorts”. They get paid nowhere near as much as a sugar baby or escort but still provide full services. That I feel, is my only pet peeve.

And it is truly only a pet peeve due to the income hit my own money takes because of their very low prices.

Oh! And I don’t enjoy when they pretend as if they’re superior to me for not providing said service. I’ve met a few girls who walk haughtily with their Louis Vuitton bags and look me up and down in disgust.

Mwah ! Toodles <3 send more asks if you’d like

#sunny rambles #asks #nonny ask #SW talk #stripperlife #skripperlife #spoiled heaux #heaux ask #heauxlife

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

#i think he Gets yoda in a way few do bc he knew him as a feral old man in a swamp and not Guy In Charge Of Everything #so he is yodas new best friend #and qui gon hears him talk for five mins and realises his ideal jedi is a real guy that exists #luke doesnt realise how much of a heretic he is okay he is a Luminous Being #luke skywalker #star wars prequels #stat wars original trilogy #sw originals #original trilogy #sw prequel trilogy #sw og trilogy #jedi order #star wars #sw #sw time travel fic #time travel au #the force #yoda #qui gon jinn #i think after a bit plo koon would also be a big fan #lee posts

[galactic-rhea]

Padmé, please.

AU where Anakin leaves the jedi order, but still shows up from time to time "to help".

Original post here

#star wars #sw tcw #tcw #anidala #obi wan kenobi #padmé amidala #sw #my art #star wars fanart #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #he isn't really there but they're talking about him #he's probably in the background amist the fire lol #obi wan star wars #obiwan kenobi

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

#this was so funny #‘my talents are being wasted’ #crosshair #tbb crosshair #omega #tbb omega #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #the bad batch #star wars #tbb text post #sw text post #incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #mimi talks

[leon-anna]

You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋

#star wars #the clone wars #clone wars #tcw #anna talks #swtcw #clone troopers #sw #clones #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #the domino twins #the domino squad #my bois #they are freaking adorable 🥰🤩🥰 #dont worry fives i am also a cube #this os actually based off of an actual conversation I have had. #its nice

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

I find it so funny to think about how in-universe people expected Obi-Wan to be the hero of A New Hope. He's this great General from the Clone Wars, a brilliant warrior and tactician - seeking him out is this very significant hail mary. And instead of swooping in and saving the day like he used to, he makes this totally unknown kid Official Protagonist in his stead and swaps the expected Deus Ex Machina for a Hero's Journey. It's so bonkers. People thought Obi-Wan was their (only) hope and bam, he hits them with the new one and peaces out. The opposite of main character syndrome.

#obi-wan kenobi #a new hope #leia organa #luke skywalker #sw talk #star wars #the rebellion

[alabyte]

He never knew.

#HEY ACE THAT'S THE IDEA I WAS TALKING ABOUT (((: #I'm almost sure Omega never told him #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #sw tbb spoilers #hunter #hunter tbb #wrecker #wrecker tbb #crosshair #crosshair tbb #tech #tech tbb #the bad batch #tbb #star wars #sw #the bad batch season 3

[jvlianbashir]

"the creator said in a reddit thread -" "the official twitter account posted that -" "the actors confirmed in a livestream that -"

i don't care and that's not real to me. put it in the text.

#for fun stuff like 'this character's favorite food is meatballs' im like cool but for worldbuilding and stuff? nah #i do understand some nuance with writers or w/e who were held back by corporate teams on confirming a character is gay or something #and wanting to talk about their hopes and intentions #but this is rly about the opposite with creative teams wanting the points for diversity or plot choices #or world building without putting it in the actual story #esp if its bc they just didn't want to piss off bigots or can't write well #sw giving backstory on the sith fleet situation in a TWEET will always be infamous to me #not st #doctor's log

[hayden-christensen]

‘For me, it is the same character...emotionally it is just a continuation of Anakin.’

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN  A Look Back at ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ panel at Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 | April 9, 2023

#hayden christensen #hchristensenedit #haydenchristensenedit #swcastedit #sw cast #starwarsblr #star wars #kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #sw celebration #star wars celebration #kenobi press #*mine #*2023 #*gifs #3k #that caption is from the live! interview but the point stands #he was like 'hold on we keep talking about them as if they're separate I gotta correct that' asdlfkjah #ok that is all from me for now for swc but I do have more I want to gif haha

[glitterandsalt]

Lololol my regulars know it's my birthday month yet have I gotten any birthday tips? Nope.

That's why they don't get special treatment anymore. My effort is directly tied to the amount you spend.

#sw talk #sex worker #my op

[inquisitor-apologist]

Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasn’t Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.

Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.

Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.

#I’ve said my piece goodnight #don’t play with me Mace Antis I have receipts for every last one of these #pretty much everyone agrees that he was the best duelist there was and he obviously won the fight #Anakin's choice wouldn't make thematic sense otherwise #also vader did not defeat palpatine in combat sorry he just grabbed him while he was distracted #it literally had to be a fair fight and Anakin had to be the one to choose to create the empire that's what the prequels are about #Star Wars databank calls him ‘revered’ shatterpoint tells us he was the youngest (real) member of the council #Boba Fett (tcw) and Prosset Dibs (comics) tried to kill him and he asked for amnesty and forgave them #literally just watch the Ryloth arc he spends most of his screentime saving his men #in tcw season seven he pleads with the battle droids to surrender hoping that no one else has to die #there's the part near the end of tcw where the council realizes that the clones were created by Dooku but Mace and the rest of the council #trust the clones so much they're willing to ignore it #the scene from Mace's POV in the rots novelization talks about how much he loves the republic and how he was blindsided by Anakin's betraya #because he trusted him!! we see in aotc that he has more faith in Anakin's abilities than Obi-wan #and he defeated the most powerful sith of all time single-handedly #BEST JEDI EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! #sw prequels #star wars prequels #prequel trilogy #sw prequel trilogy #star wars prequel trilogy #sw rots #star wars rots #revenge of the sith #star wars revenge of the sith #galactic republic #pro mace windu #mace windu #pro jedi order #pro jedi