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fedorah-the-explorah · 6 months

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here are my stupid and dumb Carmen & Player friendship head canons:

Carmen rarely uses Google. If she wants to know something, she asks Player and he looks it up if he doesn't know it. This habit formed in the early days after escaping V.I.L.E, and Player never corrected it bc he thinks it's funny.

Player refuses the play board or card games with her because he knows she cheats. No one else believes him because she never gets caught and no one knows better than Player that underneath it all, Carmen is actually a mischievous bitch. Shadowsan knows she cheats too, but who is he to call out the skills he taught her?

They frequently start phone calls that last hours long in which they don't actually say much, they're just chilling in each other's company.

The others won't always know she's on the phone with him until she responds to something he says and they're like "Dude. How long has Player been here?"

They're both good liars but can't seem to lie to one another.

They play Minecraft :)

And Stardew Valley

Player keeps score of every time she does something reckless.

Carmen will be like, "Hey, I'm not reckless! I always think things through!"

And Player is like, "Oh yeah? Care to explain your actions on March 22, 20--"

"--Shut up."

Carmen started the habit of info-dumping about geography and Player picked up on it to support her.

Player speaks French ❤️

They gossip in French together.

Carmen learned French from France whereas Player learned Canadian French.

das it

#comment your hcs #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #player bouchard #player carmen sandiego #suzie speaks #cs head canons

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bylrndgm · 2 years

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4x06 | The Dive

#byler #byler edit #will x mike #mike wheeler i know what you are #mine #mine:gif #will pushing mike so he can speak to suzie will not ever be unfunny to me #random gifs about byler because why not #i absolutely love the one on the right because of how beautiful noah's eyes and finn's smile look #:D

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missminestrone · 9 months

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this was my fleabag

#suzie speaks #fleabag #iasip #iasip dee #rickety cricket #it’s always sunny #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #dee reynolds #sweet dee

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kirbyliker12 · 5 months

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Suzying post robobot..sneef…I’d explain more but it’s too late n I’m Sleepies (redraws from https://youtu.be/--41OGPMurU?feature=shared WHOOPEE!!!!)

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#kirbyliker12art #susie haltmann #susie Kirby #susanna patrya haltmann #parallel Susie #suzy…suzying….(rips sweater off) NONE OF YOU GET HER LIKE I DO !!!!!!!#AARGHHHIFWWL SO..CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABT EXPLAINING..#for some reason trying to explain Suzy is incredibly humiliating vs the other wave3 members #suzy is such a versatile word. suzying..suzied….speaking of which today is SUZY SATURDAY!!!#oki should really Sleep ermmm byby #Youtube #just realized the tweet sc is an edit for random characters and .okay

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suzie-snail · 4 months

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hi hello here is my 2023 art recap ❤️

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#suzie speaks #digital art #my art #carmen sandiego 2019 #carrie stephen king

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elliesdeadite · 10 months

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Happy Pride to every single one of Neve Campbell's characters

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t00thpasteface · 2 years

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last marcien comic was so fun i'm making one that's six goddamn pages. here's a sneak peek with zero context <3

#THEY'RE FUNNYYYYY #suzy's in this one again but she doesn't have a speaking role... next time girl you'll be back in the limelight #art #sketch #tes #the elder scrolls #oblivion #marcien #martin septim #lucien lachance

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ofdreamsanddoodles · 3 months

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listening 2 green day's new album is weird bc on one hand. this sounds exactly like what i think of when i think of green day. except when i think of green day, i think of how i was listening to that in middle school, and now they're singing about instagram and online relationships

#i dont actually know what suzie chapstick is about #aster speaks

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wiredsmile · 2 months

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do we vibe , besties ???

#( do we think it has her vibes or should i try & lean more into her pink motif ???? )#( can't believe i mixed this MYSELF actually cause regardless it goes pretty damn hard even if it doesn't hit the suzie vibes !!! )#˚₊·—̳͟͞♡ i. 𐙚 ooc. ᝰ .ᐟ . . . abi speaks ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ .

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wiressmiled · 1 year

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like this for a random lil suzie starter dropped in your inbox whilst i work on my comms <3

#// im gonna write tonight istg i will I WANT TO SO BAD #// but rn i cant focus on writing whilst im with my mom so working on comms & doing these is the best i can do <33 #// suzie is just vv loud & wants to interact today #- ̗̀ ♡⃗ 𝔦𝔫 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 | inbox call ♡⃗.˳⁺⁎#- ̗̀ ♡⃗ 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 | abi speaks ♡⃗.˳⁺⁎

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fedorah-the-explorah · 28 days

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im getting you started.

Bro, the timeline in Carmen Sandiego is super finicky, and I'm pretty sure I've spent more time thinking about this than the creators intended us to, but WHATEVER. It haunts me.

Right, so the creators said Carmen is 20 at the start of the series, but as I said: that math don't math!

Season one takes place over the course of six months:

Season 2 picks up one week after season 1, in February. We know this because they're celebrating Carnival.

For the purpose of breaking down this theory, I'm going to place Carmen's birthday as March 1st, her WOEICs counterpart's official birthday.

So. At the end of season one, which would have been mid-February, Player says something about how Carmen was found on the side of the road twenty years ago, but if her birthday was in a mere matter of weeks, couldn't you theorize that he was rounding up? Maybe she's 19 turning 20.

Or, maybe, she's 20 turning 21? No!

At the end of season 2, Shadowsan says he found her twenty years ago. This is where we take a detour to discuss infant development.

In the flashbacks, we see that baby Carmen prefers crawling-- she can toddle a little bit, but not well. Children typically begin standing between 7 and 12 months, and walking between 10 and 18 months. We also see that she babbles and coos a lot, but no words. Children tend to say their first word at around 12 months. Based on this, I'd wager that baby Carmen was around seven or eight months old. We know she's a physical prodigy, so she could potentially be even younger-- the youngest recorded baby to walk was six months old.

Placing baby at 7 months when she was kidnapped, that makes Shadowsan's "I found you twenty years ago" accurate to the month. At this point, Carmen is 20 years and 7 months old.

Season three takes place in October/November. Presumably, season three picks up right after season two, putting the end of season two in October. It spans about the same length as season one.

While the word of the creators doesn't have much bearing here-- as this post is very much a "you guys are wrong and here's why" kind of post-- one of the creators did say that they imagined Carmen as being twenty by season three. That would make it impossible for her to have been twenty during season one. Too much time has passed for that to work.

Season 4 takes place sometime around February. We know this because Devineaux asks Gray what he was doing on the train to Poitiers 18 months ago. 12 months ago would have been February (start of season 2) and six months before that is August. That's eighteen months.

Going by this, I think Carmen was yoinked just after her twenty-first.

Interestingly, if my math is mathing-- and who knows, I turned a two year degree into a three year degree because I kept failing math classes, I could be talking actual nonsense right now-- this makes Player like 17/18 by season four, and that's hilarious to me because that means his parents (tried) to make him go to school for like the last semester of his senior year. Free my boy 😭

In conclusion, Carmen is 19 at the start of season one, she and Player are three years apart, and Player's parents are some cruel mfers. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.