#submitter: the void in your stomach

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When Kaz met Big Boss

Kaz: I can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one...

Kaz, pulling out that grenade: manslaughter it is then

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #kazuhira miller #big boss #naked snake #mgspw #mgs peace walker #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #stick with manwhore kaz its your best skill lol

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Raiden: why don't you go out an celebrate another successful mission?

Snake: well, last time Otacon got so drunk he asked me if I was single, when I said no he started to cry, we have been married for years

Otacon: and the time just before that snake and I got home, I undressed, got into bed, and he just stood there and said "you are pretty nice and handsome, but I have a husband" and went to sleep in the couch, couldn't convince him to just sleep in bed next to me

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #raiden #snotacon #otasune #mgs2 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #theyre both disasters

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Zero, looking at new born solid snake: you... are gonna be the best soldier ever, I'm gonna name you after myself, David

Zero, looking at Liquid: and you... you are gonna be British

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #liquid snake #major zero #mgs3 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #british really is a defining characteristic of his

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Otacon: I hope this doesn't awake anything in me

Narrator voice: but it did

#mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #otacon #solid snake #snotacon #otasune #mgs1 #submission #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #this one actually got me to laugh out loud lmaooo

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Raiden, meeting snake and otacon: what a good team

Raiden after knowing them for a bit: such good friends

Raiden, seeing them kiss after the mission: good pals

Raiden, discovering they live together: such good roommates

Raiden, seeing them adopt a kid: bromance goals

Raiden, at their wedding: what a lovely friendship ceremony, these are true perks of a bromance

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #raiden #otasune #snotacon #mgs2 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #he'll get it eventually lmao

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Snake: so... I just woke up and I found my husband singing anime intros with a doll

Otacon: figurine!

Snake: yeah, and my daughter hacked into the Pentagon to see if santa was real... so, how is your morning going?

Campbell: ...

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #sunny emmerich #sunny gurlukovich #colonel campbell #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #sounds like a typical day in the snake emmerich household lol

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Raiden: could you hold sunny while I give you guys the intel?

Snake, grabs baby sunny: sure, so how-

Raiden, running away like his life depends on it:

Snake: oh, fucking hell!

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #Raiden #sunny emmerich #sunny gurlukovich #mgs2 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #fuckin gottem lol

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Mantis: you are not alone if there are trees

Liquid: I can't tell if that's supposed to be a piece of encouragement or an ominous warning

Mantis: that's entirely up to the trees

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #psycho mantis #liquid snake #mgs1 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: tumblr #wise words

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Otacon: hey, are you ok?

Snake: yeah, it's just that lately I haven't been able to think straight

Snake, in his brain: (balls, two dudes holding hands, dicks, guy's butt)

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #mgs1 #mgs2 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #lately he says as if this hasn't been going on since puberty lol

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Sunny: Snake, uncle Hal is not making any sense

Snake: let me see

Snake, peaks his head around the corner:

Otacon: H I W E L C O M E T O C H I L I S

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #sunny emmerich #sunny gurlukovich #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #hal would def quote vines lol

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Ocelot, looking at Huey: I want to stir his brain like a latte

Kaz: literally or figuratively? Because if there is gonna be a lobotomy I want to see him after that

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #revolver ocelot #kazuhira miller #huey emmerich #mgsv #mgsvtpp #the phantom pain #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #knowing ocelot hes probably not speaking figuratively lol

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Ocelot: what are you doing

BB, trying to figure out if he can eat a plant or not: smelling a rose

Ocelot: weird

Ocelot, walking away: I wish I was that rose...

BB: what?

Ocelot: I said you are gross!

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #big boss #naked snake #revolver ocelot #bosselot #mgs1 #mgs2 #mgs3 #mgs4 #mgsv #mgsvtpp #mgs5 #submitter: the void in your stomach #pretty much their entire dynamic in mgs3 lol

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More examples of why V is not allowed anywhere near the kitchen and/or the kitchen staff

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #venom snake #mgsv #mgsvtpp #mgs5 #the phantom pain #submitter: the void in your stomach #the only thing big boss knew how to cook was snakes lol

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Hal, teaching Snake how to play pokemon: ok, use stat modifiers

Snake, dead serious: the only stat I care about modifying is their hp, change it down to 0

#submission #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear #solid snake #otacon #mgs1 #mgs2 #mgs4 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #yeah thats how i play lol

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Miller: for the last time! It's a traumatic event!

Miller, pointing at Dave: not a "bruh moment"

Miller, pointing at fox: not a "major L"

Miller, pointing at all the recruits: it's also NOT A OOPS LOL

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #kazuhira miller #solid snake #gray fox #mgs1 #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #no one in these games has any sort of healthy coping mechanisms lol

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Ocelot: wait! Don't touch anything!!

Miller, panicking: why?!

Ocelot: oh, no particular reason, it's just, its all mine

#submission #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #revolver ocelot #kazuhira miller #mgsv #mgsvtpp #mgs5 #the phantom pain #submitter: the void in your stomach #source: unknown #and knowing ocelot his stuff is probably booby trapped lol