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Ryuji, watching Ann do push-ups: Wow, she’s been going at it for a while. I wonder where she gets all the motivation.
Ann, to herself, while doing push-ups: I’m going to be so good at hugging my friends.
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joyfulpeanutsworld · 3 years
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Lena: For once, I would like to be fucked by something else than life
Kara: I'll do it
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Ryuji: Fight me you nerd ass punk.
Akechi: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone. 
Ryuji: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!
Akechi: Somehow that was worse.
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Yusuke: I scratched off the lottery ticket, and I won $18,000!
Ann: Wow!
Ryuji: That’s amazing!
Haru: Better luck next time.
Yusuke, Ann, and Ryuji: …
Haru: Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.
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Akechi, offended: Okay, I’m not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.
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Ryuji: It’s crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle.
Joker and Ann: He was amazing in Titanic. 
Yusuke: A real Renaissance man. 
Makoto: What?
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Joker: [Walks into the fortune teller’s shop and slams down his own deck of tarot cards]
Joker: It’s time to duel.
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Ann *Looking at Joker: Guys are hot.
Ann *Looking at Makoto*: Girls are hot.
Ann: Why is everyone so hot?
Ryuji: Global warming?
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Ryuji: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate. 
Ann: You and me.
Ryuji, crying: Alright
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Ryuji: You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile.
Ann: Awe, that’s so sweet.
Ryuji: And then walk into a pole.
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Ryuji: Hey, Ann, can you do the thing?
Ann: What thing?
Ryuji: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Ann: Oh. *Smiles*
Ryuji, breathing in: Thank you.
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Akechi: I didn’t even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Joker: Pirates are criminals.
Akechi: Oh. Whoops.
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Ryuji: Yo, how much money do you have?
Yusuke: 69 cents.
Ryuji: Oh, you know what that means!
Yusuke, in tears: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.
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Ryuji: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold. So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints, they’ll even other out and I’ll be fine. 
Makoto: Ryuji NO!
Morgana: Ryuji yes :)
[Later]
Ryuji: Hey, guess what Hellfire tastes like.
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Ann: You know, getting angry at you doesn’t seem to work. How about I just start flirting back?
Ryuji: I would get very awkward, because I don’t know how to receive affection as well as I give it out?
Ann: Then I need to compliment you more. Huh, Love?
Ryuji: *melts into a gooey pile of affection-starved man on the floor*
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