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Misa: One rule: I won't kill kids.

Misa: But that rule is negotiable if the kid is a dick.

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Misa: Hey, Ryuzaki, wanna see something funny?

L: No.

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Beyond, grinding up a powdery white substance in the coffee table:

L: You better not snort that in here.

Beyond: It's my piece of chalk and I'll do what I want with it!

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Naomi: You should take off your hat when you're inside.

Beyond: *removes his hat to reveal another, smaller hat* I can do this 14 more times.

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Beyond: I'm not your friend; I'll break your kneecaps for a nickel.

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Misa: This is terrible! Why did you guys invite me?

L: We didn't. You invited yourself.

Light: No one wants you here!

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Mello, driving: Want me to turn on the air conditioner?

Near, in the passenger seat: Yes.

Mello: Hm. Bet you do.

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L: I'm not even going to try hiding the dark circles under my eyes. People need to know what they're getting into.

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Misa: Feel my shirt. It's girlfriend material.

Light: Seems clingy and hard to maintain.

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Mello: Happy anniversary...

Mello, through gritted teeth: Pogchamp.

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Mello: Call the cops, bitch, I'll have sex with them.

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Light, after L's death: There will never be another one like you...

Light: Of course, I did come here to kill you...

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Beyond: Get your flashlight out of my face. I can't see.

Beyond: I don't care if my "eyes are glowing" and "humans don't do that." Stop fucking screaming.

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L: I'll have my eye on you at all times.

Light: ...even when-

L: Especially then.

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Light: I'm almost certain someone in this room is possessed, but I don't know who.

Misa: It's Ryuzaki! He's been perched over there and staring at you since I got here!

Light: Yeah, but he always does that.

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