Omg- wait鈥f he didn鈥檛 tear Harry鈥檚 pp off- and I鈥檓 gonna assume he hasn鈥檛 torn wade鈥檚 off.Cause he was alone surprised to here he has poisonous jizz- does that mean he either got a finger stuck in there? Or one of those wall dildos that have suction cups on the end-馃槶
why do you all want to traumatise peter parker so much. can we all not reasonably assume that (by the time he finds out that his ass can function as a glue trap - which, is far into the future/present) - he's conducted safely executed practical experiments in controlled environments that do not involve any blood, gore or other such viscera.
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Monster High Gen 3 can have diverse body types but the main black girl couldn't just remain black and not mixed :)))
Can have nonbinary representation and alla that good stuff but the one black girl doesn't even seem black any more cuz all her black qualities were watered down because????
Like they made her mixed for what??
It's stupid.
This show is fucking stupid and people eat it up for the bare minimum. Like YAAAAY body diversity, goody.
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hunter has a pretty decent likelihood of realizing that raine eber and darius came into luz's mindscape before luz does which is so funny to me.
luz, oblivious: yea. raine, eber, and darius are super nice to me now. i wonder why. also, hey, why hasn't darius taken you on one of those trips in a while?? and i had this weird dream where i saw all three of them. wild, right-
hunter, already loading a gun even though guns do not exist in the boiling isles and he doesnt use one: mhm. yea. keep talking
WHEEZING LAUGHTER
hunter, going off in search of literally the only adults he's ever wholeheartedly gotten along with: HELLOOOOOO.... DAAARIUUUSSS... RAAAIIINEEEE..... COME OUT AND PLAAAAAYYYYYYYY.....
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imagine a world where alongside a dni is a iwii (i wont interact if). like u can follow whatever but if you do this shit? brother i wont be talking
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I'm literally going insane-
I Haven't been able to go to the creek/forest for a week already-
Because it's been raining.
and I don't wanna get wet.
UGH-
I wanna go walk for hours until I have to go homeeeee
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