#stupid zeus

[thebuttsmcgee]

The chronos raid is so unbelievably fucked to think about.

Achilles who helped raise Zag and was helped into reconciling with his lifelong lover, Dusa who went through someone that the residents would look down upon to someone who was respected by even Nyx and a best friend to both Zag and Meg, all of Nyx's children that do reside there, the only place they know they belong and call home, as well as Nyx, each and every single one of them changed for the better by Zag's efforts.

And of course, the family of hades, Persephone who had long abandoned the underworld, only to join back due to her only son who she loved so much she went behind Olympus for it, poor ol' Cerebus who's just a little guy, my sweet lil guy thang.

Each and every single one of them, all having to flee or be caught by Chronos. Having to leave their only home, fleeing to whatever spaces of the underworld that isn't affected by chronos. Imagining the sheer guilt Achilles felt abandoning his boy when alone with Patroclus, the sadness Dusa felt fleeing from her new home and her only friends, and who knows what even happened to Than, who's loyal to Zag to an extreme fault, who I doubt wouldn't try to stay to protect them all.

#meanwhile stupid fuckin zeus is just fucking with mortals in whatever dumbass way he can think of LOL #Hades #Hades 2 #Im ngl I think thinking of achilles is what made me wanna post this #cause. man. ya know? #and idk how many of the other underworld residents are affected by it. theseus and asterius... #ttheseus pummeled is a bit funny to think of tho ngl LMAO #oh righr whopps #hades 2 spoilers

[incorrectgreekgods]

Greek Gods as Kermit Pictures

making my grand return with this masterpiece you’re welcome

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades 

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

#this is so stupid im so sorry #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek gods as kermit #kermit #kermit the frog #zeus #poseidon #hades #persephone #demeter #hera #hestia #athena #hermes #apollo #artemis #hephaestus #aphrodite #ares #dionysus

[soulless-bex]

god!percy who walks into stark tower after the battle of new york only to tell the avengers that they did a good job like you would a five years old who successfully glued two piece of paper together and then disappears with thor and loki because, in their dumbassery, they broke the accord the greeks had made with the norse

#and of course percy is the one to deal with it #he let himself be talked into becoming olympus’ ambassador to other pantheons since he doesn’t trust zeus not to fuck it up #god percy jackson #like most aus where he becomes a god he only did so to give half bloods a voice #gods are stupid and wouldn’t listen to their kids otherwise #pjo x mcu #pjo crossover #percy jackson #marvel cinematic universe #mcu battle of new york #percy jackson and the olympians

[happyk44]

Zeus: I think it's time for Father to be released from Tartarus.

Hades: You want me to release the man who ate me and our other siblings as babies from the jail we put him in because he ate us.

Hades: Are you fucking stupid?

#zeus then whines to hera about hades calling him stupid and w/ the context of WHY hera kicks him in the dick 💙 #happy talks greek mythos #no i truly don't understand why this would ever be a version tbh #like yeah we're just gonna waltz down into hades' basement and free the guy who ate my siblings. for apparently no reason? #like im googling why did he do this and can't find a reason other than mercy. sir no. free the others if you have to. keep that one in jail #zeus #hades

[sarafangirlart]

“Hera should punish Zeus instead of his lovers” I mean ig if you are talking about Alcmene or Leto sure, but Semele deserved that shit.

#there is this idea going around that women should be angry at their cheating partners rather than the ppl they cheated with #which… I don’t agree with at all #sure if the woman the man cheated with didn’t know then yeah don’t be mad if #but women aren’t stupid if you knowingly and willingly have an affair with a married man you deserve all the smoke #stop deflecting the blame when women harm other women #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek pantheon #hera #greek goddess #hera goddess #hera deity #hera greek mythology #zeus #hera x zeus #Semele #semele greek mythology

[moonlightperseus]

zeus: he’s a forbidden kid

poseidon: so was thalia

me, from my couch: SO IS JASON

#i can’t remember if the big 3 pact was carried over to the roman sides but it would be really stupid if it didn’t #but jason was DEFINITELY known as the son of jupiter at new time #*new rome. gd autocorrect #i never really understood how much the gods retain in their different forms but surely they remember some stuff? #like clearly zeus/jupiter remembered thalia and jason’s mom?? #(cannot think of her name. oh well) #zeus did not catch enough shade for having TWO forbidden kids. WITH THE SAME WOMAN #‘but hades has-‘ all of hades kids were born BEFORE the pact #i am anti zeus first and formost #pjotv spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians

[pensymbols]

if u believe that jason grace is lame gtfo this is NOT safe space for you

#everytime someone claims hes a boring character and a blank canvas i losd up a gun and #like jason ISNT a boring character hes actually incredibly interesting #but rick riordian fucking hates his guts and refuses to give him anythin #like genuinely #like first of all jason getting his memory wiped but hes never able to regain them??? #so despite people knowing WHO he was and him having the general feeling of knowing who he is he genuienly cannot remember shit #and those memory problems persist all the way up throughout toa #second of all his general past?? #like the grace siblings had such good backstories in the sense they were intriguing and actually defined everything and every choice they #-make #like jason who was proclaimed as heras/junos since he was born stolen from thalia who was raising him and she cant wver find him again and #-so she assumes shes dead and being reluctant to take in annabeth whos supposed to be around her baby brothers age #that shits peak #and then theres jason who was raised by wolves and then eventually found his way to new rome where he was only ever seen as jupiters son or #junos champion and he was only ever going to be the praetor and no one there truly saw jason for who he is #like thats PEAK #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE JASON VS PERCY THING BCS A) I THINK ITS DUMB AND B) ITS STUPID #also rick DOES hate jason grace bcz they killed his character long before toa when thwy tried to make jason more like zeus so the rivalry- #-could make more sense #pjo #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #jason grace #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo

[jennrypan]

Mam I just want ONE Greek adaption that's slightly accurate like GOD GIMME VILLAIN ZEUS JUST ONCE AHHHH

(Specifically black coded Zeus with white dreads too 👀)

JUST UGHHH M JUST GIMME A ZEUS THATS ACTUALLY MEAN AND VIOLENT.

I literally want family drama-- it doesn't even have to be serious, just a whole Keeping Up with the Greeks type of vibe.

Please-- Hollywood give my creative control I will make something SO funny and so raunchy. As it should be and Ares would get the respect he damn deserves >>

(Also..Jason Momoa as Posedion and Johnny Depp as Hades..or Cillian Murphy 🤔 angelia Jolie as Hera 👀, Angella Basset as Demeter 👀 u h. Idk for Hestia fr- Athena..maybe Tessa Thompson? Maybe? And Ares.. idk, PJ got a pretty great casting for him..hm)

I just maannn. I have. Thoughts about this--

#j.p speaks #lore olympus and percy jackson can eat my ASS. #(pj gets a SMALL pass cuz the show actually has black zeus) #i just. want idris elba playing Zeus PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE-- #cmon!! rahhh!!@ #greek mythology #this is for fun dont get stupid with me i SWEAT #swear. #ill kill you 🔫

[justaz]

wait. i was just thinking about it and throwback to chapter 13 of the lightning thief. it really didn’t make sense to me that zeus would send echidna after percy while percy was on a quest to retrieve his master bolt but i had just brushed it off on zeus being Like That. but now that i’m thinking back on it, percy never specified who medusas head was supposed to go to, he just wrote “the gods” and given that zeus is king of the gods it makes sense for the package to go to him yknow? so if the package did go to zeus and he pulled out medusas head and saw “with best wishes, percy jackson” obviously he’s gonna be miffed. since he can’t kill percy directly as he’s on a quest and his brothers child, it makes sense that he would just nudge one of the worst monsters in his direction.

anyways, my headcanon/theory:

zeus sent echidna after percy because percy sent medusas head to olympus and zeus opened it

#it was just a lil pranky prank #he’s just a lil guy #idk if this is a common belief throughout the fandom and i’m slow to be picking up on it 18 years after the book came out #or if i’m stupid for thinking it at all #but i’m putting it out there anyways #i feel like a genius so i’m going to pretend i am #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heros of olympus #headcanon #head canon #hc #zeus #echidna #chimera #medusa #the lightning thief

[mcsiggy]

girl, I don’t think he’s that into you.

Hera/Zeus

#hera #zeus #oc #Greek Mythology #my art #alt title: the cycle of stupidity continues

[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

percy and jason are so funny because like. on one hand in percys pov its very explicit that hes not a fan of the gods and hes really passively-aggressively sending them hints. slamming the door in lester's face? brutal, but expected.

and then jason's like. yeah no i understand my father it must be hard i guess. yeah i guess gods have their reasons. then out of fucking NOWHERE he's like "father you are stu- i mean unwise" and it sends me HOWLING everytime i think about it lmfao

#it just comes out of nowhere 😭 #like gods even percy wouldnt call zeus outright STUPID unless something major happens because he knows hed get struck down instantly for th #and thats the thing!!! it wasnt even major!!! jasons just hears the blame game going on (most COMMON thing with the gods) and goes #''thats stupid.'' #MY GUY 💀 THATS WHY ZEUS WAS FINE WITH YOU BEING KILLED #pjo #hoo #toa #jason grace #percy jackson #perseus jackson

[diioonysus]

i wanna share this comment someone left on my greek mythology memes picture where it says about apollo, dionysus, and hermes turning their dead boyfriends into plants, “well maybe they had maybe they didn’t, we don’t know but we don’t need to turn everything gay but i haven’t like read any myth that said they had boyfriends ad i have read a lot of myths bcz i like them,” oh sweetie, you’re reading the wrong myths if you don’t know that the gods had male lovers. these two are quotes about apollo alone: “and when apollon saw the boy, he was seized with love for him, and would not leave the house of magnes-”hesiod & “thamyris, son of philammon and the nymph agriope, the first male to love other males, fell in love with hykainthos. later on, apollon, who also loved him.” - psuedo-apollodorus. not to mention the fact that apollo had four different lovers, dionysus had two male lovers, hermes had three, poseidon two, and zeus one, not to mention other countless stories. unless you’re reading the myths with your eyes covered, then you have terrible analytical skills because it’s pretty self-explanatory on how apollo felt about hykainthos.

#greek mythology #apollo #hermes #dionysus #poseidon #zeus #people are so stupid

[yonemurishiroku]

Why doesn’t Percy ask Poseidon for the rec letter tho like what’s the point of the chalice quest did i miss something

#i mean they might not be on the hades-and-nico level of closeness but a rec letter? #poseidon isn’t zeus. he even visited percy. surely a rec letter doesn’t hurt? #and now percy has to go on a quest for some stupid chalice when his father is right there. and a god! #you’re telling me poseion wouldn’t do it for him? #??????? genuinely asking #did rick run out of ideas or what? #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #chalice of the gods

[devilsskettle]

the argument that the greek soldiers would’ve killed agamemnon’s entire family if he didn’t sacrifice iphigenia to go to war….. as if it wasn’t agamemnon’s family (menelaus) who had a stake in the war and everybody else wasn’t just honoring their treaties. what

#the argument that he would be dishonoring zeus by not retaliating against breach of xenias and dismissing his omens is more compelling to m #but he still didn’t HAVE to. arguably artemis gave him a way out of a futile conflict before it even started #and yet he still went away for what. 20 years? to win a pointless war #and come home to get murdered. play stupid games win stupid prizes #anyway.

[thaliagrayce]

trying to find ONE olympian who would be on jason's team for this au that i'm working on for bingo.... jason i love you so much you are such a good and sweet boy. why the fuck do all the gods hate you so bad

#mj talks #so. theres a bet. that involves will and jason. and that's all im saying! but i need one god to back up will and one to back up jason #at first i thought maybe aphrodite but also jason used to date her daughter and im not sure she's gonna like him so much after they break u #apollo is. will's dad. also toa never happened. #zeus is out of the question obvs #................feels like cheating just throwing hera at every problem #would she???? hm. would she take part in this stupid bet

[sanjarka]

emma and killian's love story deserved better writers, i mean you're gonna tell me that hook died like a HUNDRED TIMES in season five and then season six comes along and you never mention it? that's something that literally needs to get addressed again are you serious rn.

#that show could've been so good but they kept making incredibly stupid opinions #and then emma gets that vision of her dying and doesn't tell him which is honestly understandable #considering that he was dead like five days ago #but they never mention that it's just oh no she doesn't trust him enough #come oooon #what the fuck #and then when killian hides those stupid scissors and emma is all like i understand i would've done the same thing #WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WOULD'VE #you already did the same thing #no consistency in writing whatsoever #and then that stupid drama about killian wanting to leave her instead of finally communicating about his past #and then emma just believes that he actually left and is not worried that something might have happened #maybe it wasn't the smartest decision to make killian be the one who killed her grandfather in the past #but it could've worked better and made sense if instead making it to a cheap drama because the views are low or whatever #you adressed the guilt he has about his past as villain that he cannot let go off especially after RISING FROM THE DEAD like oh my god #also you're gonna tell me that that skiny silly dude is supposed to be ZEUS #hilarious #anyways #fuck this season #their love story deserved better #ouat #captain swan