#stupid pikachu

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC idea:

Danny is very familiar with dimension-hopping, and his favorite to visit is the DC universe. It seems he needs to practice his timing, however, because all his new friends there never seem to remember their adventures together. Maybe he should try overshooting the timestream a little?

or

Danny likes visiting the DC universe but is unaware he's visiting a different version of that universe each time. All his adventures with the heroes and villains aren't shared experiences with every counterpart in the multiverse. So to Danny, he's met the Batfam and Supers dozens of times and knows their identities. To them, a slightly eldritch teenage boy who knows more than he should just appears out of the blue one day, talks to them like they're old pals, and is never seen again once his "vacation" is over.

extra:

A few of the multiverses collide by accident, and the heroes get to meet their counterparts that did go on those wacky adventures with Danny. Bonus points if the collision point lands them all in the Ghost Zone.

#pondhead blurbs #just imagine three batmans show up and do the spiderman meme #once they figure out that they're the people who danny is talking about #it's themselves #throw in gun batman for the fun of it #no one knows how danny thought they were the same people #danny just thought batman was going through a phase #they may not like each other but they gotta get home to their own universe #so they hunt down danny #who does the surprise pikachu face #he promises to return them to their universes and to not switch them up anymore #but behold! #his stupidity wins again and Danny puts them in the WRONG UNIVERSE #so batman with a gun is in the adventures of batman tv series or something #idk i just think it'd be funny #i don't know anything about the dc multiverse so unfortunately i cannot be the one to bear this weight #dpxdc

[my-secret-shame]

#oscar isaac #oscar isaac edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #pikachu man #meme

[quikyu]

How many pokemon plushies do you have?

About 8. But don’t worry. I plan on expanding.

#I want all 4 Ponpons and the loyal 3 too. I won’t stop until I have them all. #quikyu ask #AND THAT STUPID PEACH!!!!!! #If you’re curious about the ones I have in particular. It’s mostly mythicals! #I also have a mimikyu-costume pikachu. I luv that one

[leexsa]

the power these two could’ve held if they were still best friends AND rivals and the start of their journeys…

the possibilities on my mind EVERY DAY

#stupid thoughts consume me at 5pm #pokemon #pokeani #shigeru #satoshi #shigeru ookido #gary oak #ash ketchum #pikachu

[morkiemcfly]

I see no difference

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #zelda #pikachu #surprised pikachu #pokémon memes #zelda memes #princess zelda #totk #they’re the same picture #tears of the kingdom spoilers #this is so stupid

[dailyashleighraichu]

BadEnd!AU?

Which one?

Lil late to the party 'cause depression be damned, but I saw the BadEnd!AU goin' around and I wanted to join it before it was gone gone.

Anyways, I was gonna do Ash and Dew as well, but a few friends said that it'd be more fitting to do the kids because their "bad ends" could connect together.

#Ashleigh's Art #pokemon ask blog #daily pokemon #badend!au #Dewchu Twins #pikachu #corodewchu #taimadewchu #joulepikachu #tw blood #tw vomit #tw anorexia #tw self harm #uhhh if i need other tags please let me know i may be stupid

[kohakhearts]

randomly thinking about pikachu's popularity as a mascot but also like in-universe imagining how many little kids would see ash and pikachu win the world championships and decide that they simply Must have a pikachu. you could take this from the angle of like, ash's championship win indirectly dramatically changes the viridian forest ecosystem and other pikachu habitats, but also, imagine how many young trainers + pikachu partners ash starts encountering on his journeys after that who are all clearly awestruck by him. i like to think he would be like "huh weird we've been battling a lot of pikachu lately" and not make the connection that this is His Impact

i'm OBSESSED with this concept and if i had more time/energy i would have immediately written a fic when you sent this because it's so funny to me but alas :p but i'm seeing this with like...all of the above implications like

ash visiting home sometime down the road and crossing paths with gary or tracey maybe, who is/are currently trying to figure out why there's a sudden influx of rattata in the viridian forest area. ash might even help them investigate a bit, you know, 'cause he's helpful like that. he doesn't get the implications. he hears "pikachu and rattata don't tend to make their homes in the same areas" and thinks the reason rattata are popping up suddenly is just that they've gotten over some territorial difference. "i mean obviously there are still pikachu in the forest - we just fought like three of them!"

so he leaves his friends at the oak laboratory absolutely flabbergasted and moves on. he keeps seeing trainers with pikachu, which is great. they ask for a battle and he obliges and it never even registers to him the starstruck look in those trainers' eyes has anything to do with him. he's just like, yeah my buddy's great, isn't he? your pikachu's great too! keep training! :)

when he hears from misty about all these new gym challengers with pikachu, he doesn't think too much about it. i mean, come on, it's a water-type gym. of course they're gonna bring an electric type. when he hears from brock that his brother said the same thing is happening in pewter city, well, that's just new trainers trying to think outside the box. forrest is probably exaggerating a bit anyway, maybe he's just embarrassed that his rock types got beaten by a pikachu? there are simply no dots to connect

of course, this isn't only happening in kanto, though. he hears from cilan about seeing more pikachu than usual in unova, a concerning trend considering pikachu aren't exactly native to the region. ash figures it's just more visitors from outside regions, like he was. it's so cool to see more people embracing inter-region travel! that's probably the one thing he does know he motivated others to do - i mean, surely being the kanto-native champion of alola would inspire a few trainers out there to tackle far-off leagues of their own? he inspired his friends to do it, so it's only fair that trainers who caught his big championship win on tv might have felt similarly!

except he's got the whole thing wrong, of course. one of his more research-oriented friends (i'm betting sophocles) has absolutely been crunching numbers and can 100% confirm that new trainers taking on the league challenge in most regions are about 20457x more likely to have a pikachu in their active roster this year than any year before. ash doesn't have a response to that one, because he's simply too baffled by the metrics of this study to digest the implications of it. he's really hung up on the idea that somehow sophocles met all these people as opposed to acknowledging the more likely scenario that he hacked into the league's database, because how would he even do that? ash isn't thinking about ethics or anything. he's just wondering how he can meet all these trainers too because he'd really like to battle them all, wow!

so basically, everyone else has figured it out...except for ash. he keeps getting approached by strangers asking him about training methods specific to pikachu, which he has no answer for other than "uhh rubber gloves don't really work i guess?" (and then ofc he'd say something very Ash about how no matter what kind of pokemon you're training you just have to believe in them etc etc) because the thing all those people don't realize is he never set out to train a pikachu in the first place. arguably, his pikachu trained him. and that pikachu? absolutely knows what's going on, and finds it hilarious. but he won't tell ash. he's having fun meeting all these different pikachu, anyway :p

#answered #ash ketchum #pokemon #anipoke #i maintain ash is NOT stupid. hes just so accustomed to being Some Kid that he cannot adjust to the idea that he has Celebrity Impact #and dont give pikachu too much credit...he only figured it out because he overheard some of ash's friends talking about it #on the other hand thinking about pikachu's popularity as a mascot #and how much pikachu plush sales mustve increased after ash won the championships...or just toys and such in general #how often he probably sees them out in the wild or gets asked to sign things - THAT might be the thing that makes him realize #and then he'd be stumped because how can he explain that he and pikachu won not because pikachu is a pikachu but because hes HIS pikachu? #his bestest buddy forever etc. i actually think on a more serious note he might have a tough time grappling with that #since we know from his interactions with certain rivals he doesnt believe that evs and ivs matter. but thats a whole other post hehe

[tangential-hooligan]

#pokemon #pokemon fanart #pkmn #pkmn fanart #pikachu #gif #animated gif #tangential hooliganart #THE STUPID RAT BABY ✨ ⚡️

[moonscape]

how the hell did people come to the conclusion that hydreigon is a grovyle knockoff

#bwark #sure they're both stupid but it's in different ways #also it's been really weird playing through the game with pikachu with the names kit and asher when im not using any of those anymore

[1800-fight-me]

you gotta be shitting me tumblr

#wtf #pikachu man #stupid ball shaving ads #oh the irony

[vacantgodling]

customers are fucking SENDING ME

#mind you #i get if you have expensive collectors items #that’s not my issue i’m not judging you #my issue is: you did not MOVE said expensive collectors items AWAY from the construction zone #and now you’re acting shocked pikachu face that they were damaged #cuz they are IN the construction zone #like what is GOING ON UPSTAIRS #fucking NOTHING apparently #and now he’s like :((((( gimme compensation #mf why didn’t you MOVE IT #it’s literally in your contract that it’s your responsibility to move YOUR valuables we aren’t liable for you being stupid actually #losing my shit fr #talking

[sunlight-maggot]

“It is only Human to Commit a Sin… heh heh heh heh” - Oswald of Carim

#dark souls #soulsborne #anor londo #ornstein #executioner smough #ornstein and smough #snorlax and pikachu #Leo Ornstein #bloodborne #elden ring #sin #crucifixion #blasphemy #INRI #Judas #religious imagery #vileblood #sunlight maggot #vile sunshine #look at that stupid feather I used as Ornstein’s plume x_x

[jayzzu]

#pokemon journeys #aim to be a pokemon master #ash ketchum #pikachu #wikihow #stupid shit

[carpisuns]

more drawing box doodles!! Ty! :D

#these are so cute dhdjjd #THAT WILLOW IS SO PRETTY #I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW WHOSE IT IS BUT IM DRAWING BLANKS AAA #the Hunter omg SOOO cute. Who drew that im 🥺 #ofc we have KYRAN KNOCKKNOCK in the house!! 🥳 #the pikachu man took me out djdndm #and the thank u carpisuns please djsksmsm im just here being stupid and annoying every day lmao! #thank u for the treats guys <3 #secret drawing box #mine

[leconcombrerit]

The fact that most people actually enjoy working and having something to do will never cease to amaze me. I have the ambition of a seashell.

Really Icarus can go fly towards the Sun and all, I'll be right over there making ugly candles with the leftover wax.

#my psychiatrist made a shocked Pikachu face #at the mention of me feeling far far worse since work started #any work at all would still be miles under being left the fuck alone #WHICH I HAD TOLD HIM ABOUT #ah look who's looking all stupid and wrong now #almost as if I knew myself #anyway he's stil cool we can agree to disagree

[hecksupremechips]

Got really angry thinking about live action lion king last night cuz no like the only thing a live action version of an animated movie has going for it is the appeal of seeing what funny cartoon guy would look like as a real human but when it comes to talking animals it’s kinda fishy cuz animals aren’t all anthropomorphic in real life, they don’t talk and dance around in these human ways. You can easily have an actor do everything that Cinderella does, but you can’t exactly get a lion and have it do what Simba does. The only way we can have this fantasy of singing and dancing animals is if we ANIMATE IT. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID FOR THIS SO CALLED “LIVE ACTION REMAKE” OF THE LION KING ITS JUST CGI ANIMATION THERES NOTHING LIVE ABOUT IT YOU JUST. YOU JUST MADE AN ANIMATED MOVIE BUT THIS TIME ITS UNINTERESTING TO WATCH BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY THE FUN PART

#the klock keeps ticking #like idk i was just thinking about when that movie came out i saw artists redrawing it to make it like live action but stylized good #so that its interesting and the characters have emotions but like hnnnghh #at that point its just the same thing as the 2d version but with more details and its like #this isnt live action in the slightest #its almost like. the premise of a live action version of the funny talking animals animated movie. is inherently stupid #because its impossible and not even fun #its different in movies like detective pikachu or sonic cuz at least theres human actors mixed in there so that actually makes it live ac #action and also they stylize the animal characters and make them cute and fun like they are in the source #but what is there to say about lion king like what the fuck am i looking at here