#stupid boys

[keshha]

#spn #sam and dean #hihihihi #stupid boys #spn4x08 #spn4x12 #spn rewatch #mine #my horrendous screencaps

[kavebot]

some redraws with davebot ;;

#dave strider #davebot #fanart #homestuck #homestuck 2 #hs #hs2 #commander karkat #karkat vantas #i love them so much #stupid boys #davekat

[hoteadepresso]

sometimes i randomly remember that mike thinks will is straight and i snort to myself

#stupid boys #byler

[2istoomany]

I did a collab with @v-sil ! We gave each other prompts. Mine was "cooking" <3 !!

#tian guan ci fu #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #stupid boys

[pinkydevil16]

Aemond x reader, Brother! Aegon x reader

Y/n sat in the hall, her brother and husband next to her as her mother discussed her father's passing and Aegon's coronation. 

"He'll run." Y/n said as she took Aemond's hand, Alicent ran a hand down her face sighing loudly.

"He will do his duty whether he likes it or not." Y/n rolled her eyes standing.

"If you think he won't run then that's upto you, i will put on my hunting clothes anyway." Y/n left, changing into her leather trousers and corset, she had forced them to make her it as she refused to go into battles without an appropriate outfit. Returning she saw her husband in his crime cloak, laughing she approached him.

"I see you also believe our beloved brother will run?" Aemond nodded giving her a kiss.

"He is a coward, i will follow behind them as they bring him." Y/n gave him a kiss before she followed the men sent to collect her brother. Watching as they dragged him up, Aegon getting the better of them and sprinting.

"Oh shit he's running, HE'S RUNNING." She shouted going after him.

"Come back here brother you slippery snake." She reached for him as he skidded along the floor, landed on top of him as he squirmed.

"Get off me sister let me leave! You can be queen." The men rushing to help the princess as she straddled her brother holding him down. 

"Stop being a baby." She said as she fought with his arms. The men helping her up as they dragged him from the floor, Y/n following them as they took his towards the courtyard, his hood up to hide his face. Y/n grabbing her cloak to do the same, seeing her husband hiding. As Aegon began to descend the stairs, Aemond the opposite side, he once again knocked the men off him.

"Fuck sake! You men are useless" she stated pushing past them to chase him, her husband doing the same. Aemond tackling him to the ground, Y/n also panting as she stood next to them as they fought like children.

"Just wear the stupid crown." She stated sighing to the sky, she just wanted to return to bed. 

Aegon spat on Aemond managing to get out his hold, Y/n rushing to tackle him herself as she and Aemond picked him up from the ground.

"I have no wish to rule. I have no duty!" He spat at the two, Y/n flicking his head to annoy him further.

"Too bad." She said as Aemond dragged him along.

#aemond targaryen x reader #Aegon x reader #aegon ii targaryen #aegon and aemond #Stupid boys #aemond x reader #aemond targaryen #aegon targaryen #house of the dragon #crime cloak

[byler-alarmist]

Max, to El: there's more to life than stupid boys

Mike, to Will: hey, have you ever considered stupid boys?

#st shitposts #byler #elmax #stupid boys #max mayfield #mike wheeler

[samfrodo420]

samfrodo amirite

#lotr #the hobbit #lord of the rings #samfrodo #samfro #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #stupid boys #art

[pixie-dust-and-pain]

Nothing Proves I'm Dead, Nothing Proves I'm Alive

Words: 1148

Summary: Robin and Finn just have a little well-deserved quality time together (after literally being traumatized also Robin lives shush)

A/N: bro why does tumblr rarely work in my region :(

They're not supposed to mature this fast. That's what the therapist has told them both, their cases alien to all professionals. Their hurt manifests itself in different ways, in Robin, it's the increased anger at the smallest of issues, despising anybody and everybody except Finny. And for Finn? He's an outcast. Children talking about stupid things don't interest him any longer, he's too old for all that, been through far too much to be afraid of the math teacher or giggle over graffitied penises on walls. Okay, he sometimes giggles at the penises (although he's usually the perpetrator, the reason for said drawings), but he's been through hell and back and has stopped caring about things.

Nobody tries hurting Finn anymore, and even if they did, he's far too apathetic to spare them, but Robin still wanders around him, an odd protectiveness making him glare at everyone who even thinks about him with ill intent. 

They thought their trauma would change them, make them feel different, resent the other, perhaps, or maybe even be unable to talk, but that's one thing that hasn't happened. It's one thing they have to be grateful for. If anything, it's made them even more compatible. They fit well together. They are old souls, as the teachers call them, always together, seen next to each other in the hallways, after school, understanding each other best, helping the other far more than any therapist ever has. They're no longer children, no longer innocent, tired of the world and plagued by nightmares, according to the psychologists. 

They feel like children now, though. Slipping in wet grass, their laughter echoing in the empty grass plains as they race the other to the truck they aren't legally allowed to drive, but even their incompetent police force lets them get away with certain things. It's Robin's truck, anyway. Perhaps they'll never be children, but at least they're  happy.

Sliding on a particularly wet spot, Finn hurtles forward, knees bruising and elbows skinning slightly at the impact. Robin hunches down next to him, offering him a hand, and Finn grabs it, dragging the other boy down as well. 

Very eloquent words are exchanged as Robin gets up, dusting himself and kicking Finn, who's still on the ground, lightly. He'd never hurt his Finn, not on purpose, not if he could help it. They practically collapse as they make their way towards the truck, sagging against the car seat, rain beating on the windows as they revel in the warmth, the leathery smell familiar and comforting.

They are young and stupid, and they're allowed to make bad decisions and rebel, and they're allowed to be disappointments at times, and fuck up, which is what Finn tells himself as he reaches for the lighter, cigarette pack already in the other boy's hand. 

"Your father would kill you if he knew," Robin is the only other person who knows about their dad. Sure, his outbursts have reduced, but haven't disappeared fully. 

"If he knew," Finn shoots back, twirling the lighter absentmindedly. "He won't, I won't let him," There's only one cigarette left anyway; it won't last that long. 

There's still fear, but Finn's had enough panic attacks, screamed out enough gruesome details about the Grabber to scare his father, and hold his hand back. He has power, now, people fear  him. He sees it in the old man, too, sometimes, when he raises his hand, and Finn stares back, fingers flexing and glare menacing. The hands of a murderer, he called them once, when Finn had grabbed the belt, finally able to help his sister. 

He doesn't mind. If the hands of a murderer are what hold the bastard back, then so be it. 

Robin plays with the cigarette first, a whole-ass acrobatics show between his fingers, before lighting the thing, and breathing in deeply.

Lung cancer be damned, it's not like he wants to live that long, anyway. Plus, it's calming. 

Finn's impatient, half his fear washed down the drain, along with the rain and the pain. He reaches over and plucks the thing from Robin's mouth, inhaling the nicotine and leaning back against the seat, ignoring the look Robin shoots him. The cigarette dangles from the side of his mouth, and Robin's playing some song he's never heard before on the radio, quietly, and they feel young and free. It's moments like this, stolen between school and home, moments of solidarity, that allow them to feel truly like themselves. 

Sometimes he goes days without talking, tired of himself and all around him, huddled up at home, alone and left to his own devices. Nobody tries coaxing him out, then, not even Gwen. Robin understands he needs his own time, he needs it, too. They  get  each other, a thought that offers him great solace. On those days he feels barely alive, unreal, connected to the world by strings of spun sugar, a tug and he'd dissolve. He needs reassurance of his existence, pain, sometimes pleasure, but most of the time, nicotine. The smoke is warm, soothing,  real,  the fire hot and fierce, sometimes helping him wake up from his dull, drowsy existence, sharpening him. 

Robin has the same effect on him. He can feel himself slipping, feeling like a ghost again, unsure whether he's actually there or whether he, too, is one of the boys on the phone, whether Robin was the only one who made it out alive, when the other boy acts. A gentle hand on his thigh, the press of his palm against his cheek, a yank on his arm, anything to bring him back, remind him that this is real, that  they  are real, and that he is very connected to the Earth beneath his feet, no matter how he feels (sometimes he feels as though he could just float away).

"Why do you smoke?" Finn asks, out of the blue, when the cigarette is snatched from him.

"Same reason as you, calms me, keeps it at bay-" they all know what it is, "-and just helps in general,"

"I feel the same,"

"'Bout the smoke?" the other boy leans back, legs propped up on the steering wheel.

"About you,"

Robin nearly falls off his seat. "Smooth, are we?" he chuckles, although he can feel the back of his neck and his face turn hot, "You're fucking addictive, you know? I'd give up this-" he waves the cigarette around, as though highlighting his point, "-for you,"

"Then why don't you?"

"Because I need  one  of them down my throat, or at least in my mouth,"

They both laugh at that, before stubbing out the cigarette and driving away from the wet grassland, their spot, and getting home. Finn's father asks him where he's been, he says he had a heart-to-heart with Robin. Robin's parents don't bother asking. They meet at the same spot the next day. 

#the black phone #lgbtq #gay #fluff #fanfic #the black phone 2022 #black phone #the grabber #robin arellano #finney blake #finney x robin #finney shaw #cigarettes #smoking #nicotine #stupid boys #trauma #lolz

[zutaralover94]

All boys are stupid

Except for Zuko

Love you babe!

#zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #text post #all boys are stupid #except for zuko #love him #can you tell i just got my heart broken for the first time in 10 years #stupid boys

[hellhoundofftheleash]

Ashnikko & Baby Tate | behind scenes of STUPID music video

#im obsessed #killer queen #killer woman #feminine rage #dark feminine energy #dark femininity #killing boys #female rage #rage #angry women #pussy riot #pussy power #feral #unhinged women #unhinged #deranged behavior #deranged thoughts #ashnikko #baby tate #stupid boys #bratty

[no-context-nonsense]

If you saw us miss a week, no you didn’t.

#fanfic #fanfiction #nonsense #making shit up #saturdaycryingclub #stupid boys #do stupid things #steddie #Beetlesandstars giving us gifts #keeping us fed #lexirosewrites #bunny and the wolf #we love feral Eddie #a champagne bottle is a lot #like a lot a lot #Joe keery can do no wrong #marmalade #who knew i was so into hockey #I did #we all knew I’d immediately be obsessed #it’s sweaty boys beating each other up #what’s not to love #hockey au #wolfstar #starchaser #when you feel like shit send your bestie a voice note #i don’t make the rules

[hazzybat]

You 🤝 me

Writing Bojan and Jan shotgunning cigarette smoke cuz it's hot AF and we can

I did think of that as soon as I read your chapter 😆. Was very happy to see it.

Legit i had no reason to put that into my chapter other than i really wanted someone to do it lol.

It's hot! Shotgunning in general is hot! I need as excuse to have them give each other water after sex by shotgunning cause that is also a hot thing

#i hate how sexy they've made smoking #i was meant to be getting over my attraction to it but nooooooooo #stupid boys

[uhhh-huh-huh-huh]

beavis and butt-head do america + touch

#beavis and butt-head #beavis and butthead #do america #gif #i didn't gif every single moment of them fighting but i did pick my favorite bits #and did everything in my power to make it an even set lmao #anyways the gifs where they're not fighting are really really cute #stupid boys #also jesus this entire movie is like. blue. LOL

[morbid-barbie]

Some people really ain’t shit.

You made me feel crazy; you deflected, manipulated, and gaslit me to hell to cover your own ass.

You were so emotionally abusive. Throwing tantrums at 30 years old? Hitting yourself and hitting other things? Throwing water bottles? Grow up.

Oh, but there is nothing you wish you did different… there’s nothing you think you did wrong. You’re at “peace”. But in reality, you were the one doing something very shitty.

You let me believe I was the problem; and I carried that guilt & pain for months. You left me so abruptly, never speaking to me again… and you made me believe I ruined it. Deep down, I knew I didn’t. I didn’t know the actual reasoning. But you put me through a different type of mental torture, just to find out it was all because you wanted to be with someone else and be this cringe Twitter fuckboy?

Like honestly, it’s so embarrassing. I’m truly embarrassed for the people who have found your Twitter and recognized you were with me.

You are a special breed of stupid & immature. No wonder it was easy for you to just leave and never speak to me, you had someone else that entire time. Bravo. 👏🏼 you are officially the scum of the Earth!

No wonder sane women run away from you… you’re disgusting. Repulsive actually.

You’re so fucking miserable inside. Like a dark ass cloud. It must be hard to carry all of that negativity and all of those lies…

I hope you’re miserable until you’re fucking dead.

Enjoy your new supply while it lasts :)

We all know how it goes 💋

PS. I’m not fucking sorry. Choke.

#bpd #borderline personality disorder #spilled ink #mental illness #narc abuse #narcassist abuse #borderline and narcassist #covert abuse #break up #anger #rage #stupid boys #abuse survivor #actually mentally ill #actually bpd #living with bpd

[sexysecretgirlypage]

Using his white tee that he had on as a rag for my pussy after the weakest sex in the world was one of my top 3 lowest moments 😅

#hate men #i hate men #i hate him #stupid boys

[hollyclueless]

Stupid boy making me so sad

Didn't think you could change this fast

She's got everything that I don't have

How can I ever compete with that?

#tate mcrae #stupid boys #she's all I wanna be #lyrics #spotify