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prankprincess123 · 5 months
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Education Professors: Every single lesson plan you write has to be scripted word for word to the smallest detail, including every possible answer your students might provide for each and every question, otherwise your class will be chaos.
Every Single Teacher I've Asked: Except for the rare days that the school board asks me to submit a formal lesson plan, at absolute most I'll have like a dozen slides and a jot-note explanation of the activities/assignments we'll do.
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adaine-abernantt · 1 year
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Y’all. So I play dnd at my local game store on Wednesdays and Thursdays right? On Wednesdays, there are two or three kids who play with and two of them are high schoolers. So imagine the surprise/realization of dread/awkward moment when one of them walks into the classroom in which I am present for my first day of student teaching. I call him the wrong name bc I find out he goes by something different at school. He now is going to call me Ms. [insert my last name here] all the time so he doesn’t slip up at school (very sweet and thoughtful but awkward bc everyone goes by first names at dnd).
We both wished to be swallowed up by the earth in that moment. Someone please tell me how it only occurred to me this morning before school that this would even be a possibility.
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plutopanics · 4 months
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I am currently in the process of writing a 5-7 page paper on why writing is important in elementary school (I’m an elementary education major), and I have written more in 4 hours than I have since it was assigned in the beginning of the year.
It is due tonight. Wish me luck :D
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x-daedalus-x · 3 months
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Y’all I start student teaching tomorrow and it’s also the beginning of my final semester of college. Do I cry now or later?
Oh my god I graduate in may and will probably have a job teaching in the fall
I need a Roy in my life that could help me out with all this anxiety
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bex2313 · 4 months
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Today was my last day of student teaching!! I've got less than 2 weeks til I graduate with my MASTERS DEGREE!!!
Lol, this is kind of especially a huge deal because I was kicked out of a masters program for education a few years ago and told that I should never be a teacher.
But honestly, screw them, because in less than two weeks, I'LL HAVE MY MASTERS DEGREE
Also, I left the school like 90 minutes ago and I already really miss my kids. 💛
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starsaroundsaturn · 2 years
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things about my middle schoolers that I’ve stopped seeing as weird but that are weird as sin and I should acknowledge it
1. my kid who wears shorts every day of the year. winter. it is -10 degrees fahrenheit out and this madlad has chosen shorts. and a pair of socks that come up to their knees. and they still clamor to go outside in -5 degree weather. they assert they have learned to control their bloodflow and cause themselves not to experience hypothermia or the feeling of cold. i cannot actually confirm that this is untrue.
2. one of my kids screaming my last name in the halls like i am one of the fey and the only way of controlling me and my mad vicarious impulses is to silence me by use of my name
3. that time i asked one of my kids what they were reading and they said, with extreme politeness, “it’s before school and that’s not your business,” and i said, “is it fanfiction because i know about that,” and they said, “oh, miss, you don’t want to know,” and patted my arm gently and sent me away to ostensibly protect my innocence, which leads me to believe they were reading horror or about a satanic ritual or something but at the same time i’ll never know but also they didn’t lie to me about it and this kid has never lied to me about anything are they actually human or are they the arcane fey
4. where the pencils keep disappearing to. there have been hundreds. thousands of these suckers. all of them disappear. is there a hungry eldritch god eating their school supplies in the locker rooms
5. the fact that they cannot extrapolate that because x and y are different variables they cannot be added and yet they can give me an extremely scientific argument for the existence of mothman
6. that three of my students have names that rhyme and all of them are in the same class for some reason
7. that one of my kids wears battle axe and knife earrings to school only interspersed by gummy bear earrings
8. that apparently my classroom management is funny when every time I had to confront a student in the beginning of the semester I had an anxiety attack but they still think it’s hilarious
9. that one of my kids has a youtube channel where he exclusively defies authority and commits petty crimes and somehow he still hasn’t been banned from doing it
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half-metal-scientist · 2 months
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teachers in my county: school’s been out for almost 11 days, I need to be back in the classroom
students in my county: i’m getting cabin fever at home, I can’t believe i’m saying this but I need school
me, a student teacher who had a super short winter break because of student teaching: oh don’t rush back to campus on my account. anyone else want a mimosa?
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projects-and-such · 2 months
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january 18, 2024 | 2:30 pm
it is now day 4 of the semester. my school district has been closed for 4 days because of the snowstorm earlier this week. i've finally gotten up off my ass on day 4/4 (surely we're going to school tomorrow?) to get some shit done.
to do:
thesis revisions
finish Meet the Intern handout
turn in start of term documents
read ch 1 of black wall street book for methods
meal prep?
civics meeting
to done:
stripped bed
laundry
unfucked kitchen
unfucked bedroom
paid bills
more laundry
made coffeecake
applied for election job
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i'm a student teacher in a public school here in ny. today was my last day since i'm graduating. the kids all made me cards but a para in the room specifically told me that i had to read one in front of him because he had read it before and needed to see my reaction. the card was from a sweet but shy girl who's voice i barely heard the entire time i taught there. Her card read, " wanted you to know that seeing you wear hijab really made me feel comfortable trying on the hijab in public and school. having a hijabi teacher really made me get closer to hijab and my deen/islam. i know it's off topic but i hope you know you helped someone with getting closer to their deen Ps. your beautiful!" my entire heart ♥️ yes, i was in tears and am again in tears while typing this now 🥹may Allah protect and guide our youth. ameen
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hivewire-thoughts · 1 year
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They gave me the “problem child” during my student teaching today. I expected it to be so bad but we finished the assignment within 15 minutes, they had a full comprehension of the lesson, and afterwords we talked about the owl house.
I love this kid and I would die for them.
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Today was my last day teaching in student teaching. I'll be in the classroom till the 24th, but tomorrow and Thursday we're watching Hidden Figures in the 6th grade classes and Queen of Katwe in the 7th grade classes (because they've already seen Hidden Figures). And then it's Mid-Winter Break (4 day weekend) and then I finish out next week watching other people teach and all that.
I've survived! I passed all of my Observations first try. I got really good reviews. I learned a lot. And I feel like I'm at a good place to start applying for teaching positions next year!
I have three papers left and I'm mid-writing on paper 3.
The end is in sight! Graduation is soon. I am...almost done.
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prankprincess123 · 5 months
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It is 1am and I am currently having a panic attack regarding if I'm ready for the first day of the in classroom part of my first full teaching practicum semester, that starts at 7am. And I have to drive through the worst construction zone in the city, at the beginning of rush-hour, in the snow, to get there. Please pray for me.
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the-spoonie-life · 1 year
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So I’ve just had a 24 hour stomach bug type thing and still feel pretty rough. Back to teaching tomorrow though, luckily for me it’s a half day so I can go home at 12. So glad I’m finally in a school that works with me rather than against me.
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anxiousleftist · 1 year
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i may be going through it but at least that shit is done now
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So today my class was watching a brainpop video and one of the characters had a black flag patch on their jacket and one of my students recognized it as the symbol on my water bottle lmao
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adaine-abernantt · 1 year
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This is not dnd related, I just like sharing things about my life to the internet apparently now but today I ran a Clue scavenger hunt for one of my classes that I took over at the start of this unit! I spent literal days putting together which question answers took you where and designing the papers and envelopes etc etc. I encouraged my kids to dress in monochrome with me (limited success on that front).
Basically they all started with different questions that at some point looped so everyone had to solve each question. And the “clues” were posted all over the school for them to go around looking for what corresponded to their answer choices.
I wore all green- we’re talkin down to the eyeshadow and everything. I designed all the clue messages and the “Oop try agains” to be on theme and played thematic music and it was all so good!!! If there’s one thing about me, imma commit to a theme.
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