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obwjam · 3 years
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lowkey kinda random but what’s the inspiration behind your username? whenever i see it i think about strawberry jam
so the exact thinking is that i wanted to make something super random and obscure so nobody could trace this account back to me lmao. i love obi-wan kenobi (duh, hence the obw) and i was just trying to think of another funky word to add onto the end because i couldn’t think of anything else and i just thought of jam. maybe i even like googled “cool words” and jam was one of them. no matter. there is no big special meaning for it lol
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ok bhah ch11 my longest yeah boi ever
i’m literally... so excited I can’t even read it ok ok
oh no not the wedding invitations not this
i swear to god if we have to go through this wedding. knifeemoji
listen I have a fear that we’re gonna get the break up and the car accident same as canon dear god don’t put us through that either
no fears *literally everything that could make bhah more painful* several fears dot meme
god not the jamie invite. she cant even do it. another sign from god you are choosing to ignore
straight to Jamie’s house oh
lmao the red door I just worked out that’s a hill house reference from when I was wondering in like ch3(?) lol the inner workings of my dumbass brain never stop
“can we talk?” it’s happening what is happening
Dani was so tired of lying oh my god
my heart is literally beating so fast
alone in Jamie’s room bro wtf wtf
Jamie is just so soft and understanding always always aaaahhhhh
fuck she just wants out of this wedding so bad but she can’t even tell him
AAAHHH SHE KISSED HER OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING
fuck fgkjhdfkjgh this is not good oh no. Dani finally finally fucking doing something for herself and Jamie so aware that this cannot be happening like this right now
and yet both of them just falling into it anyway oh my goddddd
jesus christ jesus christ “Dani had half crawled into Jamie’s lap, kissing her with a fierce and fervent heat” I am on deaths door
god they’ve both wanted this for so so so so long I can’t believeeeeee
(i am so thrilled that y’all just went there right away btw)
“Please, just - I just want to feel how I’m supposed to.” oucchhhh Dani
god her just... knowing. after one kiss w Jamie that she can finally do it and talk to him and end it and it’s so terrifying but goddd yes
“You think I can ever say no to you?” oof
“Ask,” Jamie breathed. “Ask me.” fucking fuck the power of this line oh my god Jamie is so fucking ready to jump of a bridge for her it’s- the dedication the love the longing the everything I am going insane is it too early to start drinking at 1pm
you’re not you can’t NOT THE CANON DINER SCENE
fuck this is like watching a car crash i can’t look away it’s so fucking visceral and nerve-wracking and painful
but god I’m so proud of her for finally saying what she wants
oh thank fuck y’all didn’t take him out with a passing delivery truck
“You must have known. You know me.” oh god this sentiment always kills me
“She couldn’t say it — the words ‘I’m gay’ forever out of reach — so instead she said, “I can’t.”” my whole body is on fire oh my god this is.... too fucking real
jesus christ the near miss w the truck are u trying to kill me (i actually kind of love that Dani will have to deal w her feelings w him face to face instead of having to bury it all in grief like in canon I am so excited to see how y’all handle that)
a fucking HOUR in the car dfkjghdfkjh the torture
oh honey. literally both of them suffering so much ouch
her favourite saucepan pls this is all so awful and sad but that make me laugh so much the poor confused little duck I am glad she has her comforts
god poor Dani
"Is she here to cook something?"  fgkjdhfkgjhfkjgdf
“No. I think you’re brave.” oh
“We’ll figure it out." listen listen I am undoubtedly losing my mind god this is soft
“She had spent so long being asked and not asking. Never asking. She never dared. To ask was to be known, to be made visible, words forging reality as surely as a smith’s hammer. And yet Jamie waited, letting Dani gather the courage herself.
"Can I -?" Dani said, "- stay?"” please fuck I am just so !!!!!!!! about Dani getting to know what she wants and having a fucking voice. just !!!!!!!!
“Jamie inviting her in” fucking just both of them finally getting some of that quiet courage w each other I am yelling so much
“Dani knew that it wasn't just her feeling this, that it had never just been her.” YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT BABEY
““But you do?” Dani asked. “Want to?”
Jamie’s answering laugh was brief and incredulous. “You have no idea.”” I AM: HOOTIN. AND: HOLLERIN
“I am here” hello? hello I am not coping I am on another plane of existence. DANI FINALLY FEELING SO PRESENT AND WHOLE IN THIS MOMENT
god they’re just holding each other i’m tearing up. Jamie is her home
Dani finally sleeping through the night ow my fucking heart
Mikey’s so chill about all of this sdkdhfdkj I love him
Jamie going out n buying her favourite jam... god the tenderness. love is stored in the strawberry jam and the hairdryer
hmmmmm her attraction to Jamie is so closely tied to a lot of really hard feelings this is gonna take a bit to work through huh???
aw Jamie going to Carson I am so happy she has her little band of gays to help her rn
I love that she can just kiss her now when she gets the urge like maybe chill out a lil just landing all these surprise kisses but like good for u girl. good for both of u
the warmth of the house hmmmmm I love that she’s found this esp because she is perpetually cold and Jamie is always warm but keeps it like that for the kid (and probably for Dani too) aaahhhh
cgjkdfhkjgh Dani is so thirsty poor Jamie trying to keep them in check. these moments are so fucking loaded holy shit
Dani Jamie and Mikey are the cuuutest lil family aw
god the tentativeness between them trying to figure this all out and the casual intimacy and just. all of it is so much and so beautiful to watch unfold
i love this little bubble inside Jamie’s house and Jamie kind of drawing the curtains around them both physically and metaphorically while she lets Dani figure things out and lets it settle between them
it’s all about the hands
oh my god Hannah instantly asking if she needs a place to stay she really is the best
soft little mornings with her Jamie like... once Dani finally defeats the ball of guilt in her chest there is so much goodness to look forward to and I am v glad she has that right now even as she is still struggling a bit. my girl needs all the sweetness in her life
also the idea of Jamie getting to wake up to sleeping Dani in her bed every morning after a lifetime of trying to repress her feelings... god
heh she’s already figuring out all the ways to push Jamie’s buttons god these two are going to have some fun w each other
this idea of learning the creaking floorboards of a new home is so... warm
Jamie leaving all the curtains drawn for her oh my heart keeping her safe keeping her safe
Nan would be so proud of ms Dani u know it’s true
awww Mikey comin home to keep her company
Mikey Dani time is always so sweet I love them
my god Dani n Jamie are so intense w each other and just so full of fucking desire... when those floodgates finally open will they even survive
oof Dani is dealing with soooo much ugh. Jamie always there with a gentle way to bring her back down to earth tho my hearrrtttt
“You’re allowed to be happy.” she is SHE IS ty Jamie Taylor voice of reason
a pinky promise to deal with everything together awwww
“why are you so good to me” “you know why” oh my goddddddd. that’s so soft that’s so gentle that’s so much love
Dani finding little bits in herself in media god i love this
Dani Mikey hours best hours
god Carson... sweet boy. And Judy sending over a whole bunch of food oof just. these quiet little reminders of their love for her. Dani’s about to go through a whole bunch more emotions huh?
fkjdfkjgfh Mikey going into protector mode when Carson is there pls i love hm
ohmy “our room” aaaaaaahhhhh
god Dani expecting him to be upset with her I am so fucking emotional. I relate far too much to Dani in canon and in this story and it’s just. painful as hell to see someone go through the things you know hurt the most holy shit
please Carson is so sweet and understanding and telling her he’s proud of her is making me cry so much I can barely see
this whole like.. uncomfortable but relief-filled kind of coming out between her and Carson is so so beautifully done I can’t stop fucking crying
“God, you two were agony to watch.”  fglkdfgkjdfhkjgh Carson a voice of the people
“You deserve to be happy.” - Carson and also me and also everyone reading this
god he is so wonderful!!!!!! this reminder that she’s not alone and everything will be ok!!!!!!! Carson I love you so much
the box being described as “the beating heart of their childhood“ god the imagery
Jamie so sweetly making room for her and welcoming her into a home I am emotional again the tears have really been unlocked now I’m gonna be a mess the whole rest of this chapter (i say as if I haven’t been already)
the really sweet way Jamie gets her to open up and trust her with the things that have been on her mind
and Dani doing the same for her god this gentle honest space between them makes my heart feel so full I am just so happy that they’ve got each other
“I want you to stay.” please (also now I’m thinking about AE putting Stay on her Jamie playlist jesus christ I am being tortured)
they get... to wake up.... in bed together. i’m so close to crying again when will this stop
i kind of love there hasn’t really been any like... just no more kissing u know but we still get this insane intimacy between them in a way that’s not them shying away from the way they want each other but so carefuly and sweetly and honestly coming towards each other
awww them always waking up all tangled is so cuuute (also Dani feeling so safe and comfy with her that her subconscious is like lets latch on she is good she is home)
lmao Dani having to mediate between these two dweebs and their playfights is so good
Jamie having her lil family surrounding her aww
(also i just noticed the rating change oh god)
sfkjfhdg Jamie looking at her hips all dark eyes and wanting we’ve all been there girl
“you can look” BOLD DANI MY BELOVED
god these two........ the grabbing her silver chain god @ google how to breathe properly??????
“Then show me.” oh my god
fkgjhdfkj so much electricity they shorted out the power
“this is just as nice” when they’re just hugging please they are so soft
i love that there’s just like... gentle soft banter between them in these quiet moments so much
“Dani, give him more homework.”  ghrfjkhjgkjgh
god the heated cheek kiss
this ‘game of chicken’ god they’re just.... really in it huh this is so fun
hmmm Dani going through the suitcases and sort of being able to bring some of herself/her past into this new place is so nice
heh this lil family and their snowfights are so cute
:( she can’t bring herself to eat Judy’s food
Jamie bringing her flowers oh soft
ugh they’re just so softly melting into being together it’s so sweeeeeeeet
“You’re lovely.” and the way Jamie just sinks into her with Dani’s fingers in her hair pleeease I am dying this is so warm
aaaahhhh they’re dancing soft soft soft
“gray eyes fluttered closed, as though the weight of Dani’s touch was too much to bear” god i am..... aaaahhhh
“a gentle calm settling within her. It had seemed that for all her life she had waited for the quiet of this” y’all this is so beautiful and lovely and wonderful and all the good things
ah that kiss. kinda feels like their first real kiss where they just get to be god I am so happy “a profound sense of finally” oh oh oh that’s such a pretty concept
god I love how much they just want each other that second kiss and them just all over each other is perfect and having to try and reel that in and being able to because they know it’s not going anywhere please it’s so so good
god Dani vs Desert Hearts I love this callback and the entirely different circumstances of her watching it again
dsjfhdkjfh oh no Dani losing her mind at Jamie touching her knee god these two have got the biggest storm coming
dfkdjhkgdjh god them like.... trying to take things slow but still letting things happen while having to be aware of Mikey is so funny but I kinda love it and how indicative it all is of them being so grown up and able to approach their relationship in such a mature way. as much as I wish they’d had their teenage love story I do like that it’s unfolding this way now.
“it struck Dani then that she couldn’t remember ever laughing while doing this.” aww
Mikey’s “oh gross” hahahaha poor kid
god this is so funny
“ferret kid” jamie why are u like this sfkjhdfkjf
oh lordt it seems we have reached the unabashedly horny phase good show ol’ chaps
god they’re still so soft tho this is so fun to read
i looove how flustered they both make each other w just their presence. it’s just so !!!!!!
lmao Dani knowing exactly what to do to drive Jamie insane is fdkgfdkjgh perfect amazing show stopping more neck kisses more teasing more barely restrained desire i love it
“the reckless rush of being in each other’s arms” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
lmaooooo Mikey Jamie is going to lock you outside if u keep doing this
the fact it can just fade back to comfortable companionship too is like. ugh i love them together
“Yeah. You can touch me whenever you want.” oh jesus
“No more interruptions, no more waiting, no more holding back.” it’s happening god it’s happening everyone stay calm (also the slow build to this point has been so fucking perfect y’all are writerly geniuses)
lmao Dani is like please can we just get naked why do u want to watch a movie I am literally right here
oh she is not waiting anymore THAT’S MY GIRL GO GET EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED I LOVE YOU
“What do you want?” god the tension
aaaaahhhhh just. them being so out of their minds with want but still all nervous and wanting to check in but still just. wanting this so much god this is *chef’s kiss*
lmao Dani already having the hair pulling thing figured out is so good. poor Jamie lol is she even going to survive this
god the fact they’re both still fully clothed n still getting this fucked up just making out n grinding on each other I love this for them
mum just came in to tell me dinner is ready I AM ALREADY EATIN GOOD
lmao fuck I am just... so thrilled for Dani finally getting to experience this get ur whole world rocked baby u deserve this
thumb in her mouth i-
“my idiot” pls that’s so soft
“You have me.” i know this is like. horny but it’s also so romantic sfgkjhdfkjg
ayoooo Jamie’s tattoo excuse me while I lose my mind a lil bit
my god Dani is so impatient to get her naked I love her for it so much “I just want to feel you”... ma’am
Jamie being all nervous is so cute aw
god having this lil moment where they just call each other beautiful n get all cute about it while they’re fully naked n grinding on each other.... perfection
god I can’t stop thinking about every other mention of Dani having sex w Eddie and it just being like adequate or like her not letting him touch her and now LOOK AT MY BABY GO SHE’S REALLY HAVIN THE TIME OF HER LIFE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE TOUCHED LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO
I feel like I’m like cheering Jamie on rn sfjkghdfkj u guys need anything? some snacks? a condom?? ur doing great!!
Dani crying and thanking her like this is an acceptance speech love that for her
Jamie kissing all over her face aww
I can’t believe this whole chapter is them just getting to fall in love for real
“I want to taste you” i am blushing goddamn Jamie get it
oh my god the dream. she’s literally living out her dreams
“that same focused intensity that could make kingdoms fall” I love that Jamie is just as into getting Dani off as Dani is getting off lmao GOOD FOR THEM
Dani: desperately tryin to get Jamie off. Jamie: are u sure u want to tho??? miss ma’am let the girl touch u already she deserves it (but i do love that she’s always just like.... never wanting to make Dani do anything she doesn’t wholeheartedly want to)
“You sitting here on top of me like this is doing more for me than you can imagine.”  iconic jamie moment
Jamie literally just like.... ‘you can do whatever you want to figure this out’ is so sweet I love her capacity for just. giving herself over to Dani in every way (not just the horny ones) to let her forge her own path
“It was easy to understand now, the exhilaration of it, why people went crazy for it.” god I love this for her so much everything just falling into place
they’re so soft n comfy together and it’s all just so right and lovely
i love that once they’ve started they basically can’t stop honestly get it girls u deserve all the orgasms
“When did you know?” “Sixteen years.” oof my heart she’s known the whole time aaahhhh. all these lil memories god it really was all out of love I could cry. and Jamie admitting the scarf/scar thing whew she really carried around that moment on her face for the whole world to see (also lol at Dani being so fixated on it this whole time that’s so perfect)
heh they’re so cute with their lil teasing banter exchange
lol goddamn this so so spicy I am just dfklghfjkdjghkjdf (that is to say well fucking done I can’t even speak rn)
Jamie just being like you could literally just look at me and I am turned on I... love this whole situation for her so much
god they’re really just going all in Dani is getting like the.... lesbian sex speed run amen
oh god not Karen on the phone just hang up Dani do it do it
god she is so evil
omg she told her abt Jamie go off Dani I am v v proud of u right now
and she hung up on her godbless babe i LOVE your audacity
heh Jamie so transfixed by Dani’s lil purple sweater and skirt I love her
Dani u are such a tease sfkgjdfkg good 4 u tbh
awwww she got Dani’s desk for her oh my god that’s so lovely
Dani n Jamie being entirely not subtle over dinner w their lingering glances and Carson just laughing at them fkjghdkfjgh i love it. he’s so happy for them even w his teasing aw
aaahhh i just love Jamie giving her this space and this room in the house and Dani feeling so right in it
oooh an almost “I love you” god they’re just fuckin u-haulin in love perfection huh
and now we’re back to horny hours love this for them. gotta bless that desk somehow huh!?
i love the mentions of all this soft stuff about belonging when they’re about to rail each other it really rounds it out emotionally
“Get on your knees.” OH MY GOD THE JAMIE ON HER KNEES REDEMPTION MOMENT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING
HELL YEAH IT IS this is truly what we all deserve
oh my god literally ripping her clothes off her fuck i love how desperate they are for each other and just how into this they both are always
dfgkjdfh jesus Dani are u ever going to be able to get work done at this desk again after Jamie does.... all of this to u on it
“Good girl.” the single most powerful sentence in the lesbian language
jesus christ this is still so incredibly steamy sdflkhskhg it never ends. and them like.... experiementing a bit w some different um. approaches? lol good 4 them good 4 them (and us)
my god them instantly getting all soft after about making each other happy please they’re so dang cute
ok love that we are also getting Dani on her knees it’s equality.gif
this little “I like you” “I like you too” confession right now is... so fucking soft and like... after everything they’ve gone through they still have the power to kinda knock each other off their feet w lil things like this huh?? sappy lil shits
oh no Judy I am scared
holy shit Dani “Didn't think you'd love me anymore” owwww my heart
god Judy is such a good mama I love her so much. reassuring her she’s still a part of the family my god I am so emo. she loves her so much
aw I love this lil shared bathroom scene after so many awkward moments w Dani and Eddie in their bathroom and so many mentions of her fogged reflection. things are finally clear and it’s wonderful!!
lol Jamie well if u didn’t want Dani to get all horny u shouldn’t have worn suspenders!!!!! it’s simple math!
god Dani has changed so much this chapter which only takes place over a couple of weeks right?!?!? after so much anxiety and being so unsure of herself this is so fucking beautiful to see
stop the car thing oh my godddd. she doesn’t even care about having her own cause she’s so happy w the person she’s sharing with I’m so overwhelmingly happy
“You’re perfect.” please I will cry this chapter was so perfect (also so are the memes I cackled so much)
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cloveroctobers · 4 years
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HENRIK LILJENQUIST—
IG info/Bio: @/adventuresbyhenrik | 53.1k followers — “imma wild boi🌿🌏🧗 | happily taken👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
23 (24) years old
Parents are both Swedish and only speak Swedish, leaving henrik to also become fluent
His father Halvi is a pilot
His mother Lova is a race car driver
Siblings? Probably a brother, named Jahan & younger by two or three years + they get along quite well
Born & raised in Isle of Wight, England + loves it there & thinks it’s the best place for him to live, it’s his own private island in his mind plus he’s always finding something to do. He stays active
Climbing & wilderness survival instructor, he gets to talk as much as he wants while also teaching people AND all while being active! Sounds like the perfect job for him
Probably developed ADHD around his pre-teen age, leaving his parents to find him something he enjoys + can slow down and focus on
used to be on meds for it
Was well-known in high school, probably in the yearbook club since he was able to run around & get to know people but was kinda shit at knowing the functions of a camera
His selfie game has gotten a lot better now but he mostly posts anything but his face. You’ll see more of his face on his stories & location shots on his feed
Feels his hair is his best physical feature & his prized possession, would never THINK about cutting it. Even just a trim is a bit much for him
Always tries to be positive but at the same time can be condescending since he sometimes won’t pick his words wisely ex.) when he gave MC a backhanded “compliment” about makeup, being active, + wanting them to “think of others ” feelings — just because someone is opposite from you doesn’t mean you have to shit on the way they carry themselves...that’s my issue with him
maybe he’s a Taurus?
Loves fall & spring, more so fall since that’s when the weather feels nicest to him plus allergy season is a REAL bitch
The guy’s real Adventurous & always managing to find something to do. If you’re ever bored just hit him up, he has plenty of recommendations 
Family owns a cottage & he’s the one who goes out there more than his own family does! “You should just sell it to me at this point!” He tells his parents over dinner often & it is strongly considered
Has five birds & a husky, when he goes on road trips they’re always with him. Which can get a little hectic at times but they’re his family, he’s a, “birdog dad”
BLAKE secretly dislikes them all, feeling like they take up space sometimes (especially when she wants to cuddle) but she deals with it since she cares for the guy — yes, they’re still dating
She’s been convincing him to cut a few inches off of his hair which he took like a slap in the face, “that’s like me asking you to quit speaking up for humans!” “No, no it’s not.”
They’re polar opposites with flaws which causes disagreements between the two of them by putting each other in their places but they learn to compromise? (*insert eartha Kitt gif laughing here*] if they want this to work
His mother seems to be the only one who dislikes blake (she strongly feels he should have bought MC back home...that’s right she watched the show from time to time. Not always since she doesn’t care for reality tv but her friends encouraged her to watch bits and pieces) while his dad and brother approve
It is tense when Blake and his mom are in the same room which makes Henrik sad since he believes Blake deserves a chance. He took a chance on her and it seems to be going pretty well so why couldn’t his mother just be happy for him like the rest of the family is?
Henrik loves his low-maintenance girls who are open to trying new things with him, Blake is usually down most of the time but she likes her personal space too..which henrik struggles to understand
He wants her to live with him, he’s sure his parents will let him have the cottage if Blake decides to live with him but Blake loves her freedom in Kingston
It’s hidden but I feel like he might be one of those guys that feels like “a woman should follow a man” since that’s what his father installed into his boys— which failed because his wife isn’t just a housewife, she has goals and went after them
I feel like Blake turns to social media almost always to post about her feelings (I can’t remember what I picked the first time around as my occupation but as I’m currently playing I picked human rights campaigner so) but it’s mostly subtle shade & it always goes recognized by fans which brings drama between her, mc x Bobby
Henrik jumps in because what kind of guy would he be if he didn’t have his gf’s back? Doesn’t care for the drama but he & Bobby usually said slick shit to each other in the villa, it’s safe to say they’re not really friends but they’re not enemies either that’s mostly between their gf/wife
Henrik doesn’t care enough about Bobby to dislike him but he won’t put up with his shit any longer and what easier way to do that than online? He feels like they can settle this with a phone call but Blake & MC aren’t with the shits and don’t want their men speaking to each other
Henrik & Bobby eventually have a chat in secret anyways
Henrik warns Blake that this can effect her job status if she doesn’t calm down since she uses social media for her cause
She usually knows when to stop but can’t help it if it slips out sometimes
They talk it out and move on usually with whatever fun idea henrik may have
Owns a ford bronco from the 90’s that used to be his uncle’s who builds tree houses for a living and is still running, a jeep gladitor, or some sort of pickup truck
Knows how to make the best apricot jam
All about saving the bees
Loves animals, probably on his journey to veganism if he’s not already there
We all know this fucking guy likes eating M0sS
“Embarrassing fact” but uh big fan of twilight, feels like Seth Clearwater and him are meant to be best buds but he also stans the Volturi 😷
Him and Lucas of course remained the best of mates, since they live 2 hrs away from each other and are always busy living their lives they always have to plan out when they can hangout but that fails 60% of the time when henrik pops up at Lucas’ job or at his flat not giving him a choice but to hang out
They’re always vacationing together too? Sure Henrik is his own version of low-key while Lucas likes a bit of luxury...they still find a balance to just have a good time regardless if they live different lifestyles...they’re basically married
Always texting if they’re not hanging out, henrik with his memes that Lucas doesn’t understand & Lucas just checking in on henrik’s well being which leads the conversation to many topics
He’s actually cool with Gary now? They like/comment on each other’s posts & even text here and there
Even ran into Rocco once on a road trip, that was interesting but when life gives you lemons...we’ll just say that
Even him and Ibrahim share recommendations through text or DM’s which is nice! Henrik is always down for friends even tho they’re not like his personal friends (except for Lucas, he fits into his criteria)
Most of his work is physical and talking but he goes the extra mile by hiking every Sunday either with his friends, Blake, or family — he’s genuinely likes being one with nature
If he’s at the cottage, he’s always outside, chopping extra wood, making sure the yard looks like it belongs on a magazine, or takes the boat out on lake to nap since he doesn’t like to fish as much anymore
Currently trying to grow strawberries but some animal keeps eating them :/
Adores adventure time, the x-files, bobs burgers + animal planet, and travel channels—like he’s a real dad
If he could shower outside everyday, he would, it’s such a freeing experience to him
His outings consist of being in the woods 24/7 so in his mind when he brings Blake out there with him, it’s a version of a date, whenever they spend time together is a date to him, which she has to remind him that she wants to do something different like getting dressed up every now and then + go out to dinner which he HATES but he’ll do his best to please her, as long as the restaurant is more earthy than snobby he’s okay
100% would survive the apocalypse, he knows how to make due with what he’s got, he’s always been that way
Enjoys rom-com’s so he’ll laugh at how cringe they are but still enjoy it, indie films, ALITA was the best film of 2019 to him & currently his fav film is, “the call of the wild” with Harrison Ford
His favorite films ever are Indiana Jones, Lara Coft: Tomb raider, Terminator, and I am legend
Aliens ARE real, they’re out there and he’ll be part of the reason they’ve been exposed
I feel like he wanted to be an astronaut growing up but then realized he’d be a confined space for long periods of time and said cancel that shit lol + he isn’t the greatest at science. History? He did real well in that subject
I think he loves Lorde, listens to Bon Iver—especially on early morning commutes to work, Rex Orange County, Omar Apollo, Joji, the nbhd, the driver era, kid cudi...yktfv
Celeb crushes?/types: The main girls from Charlie’s angels 2019, Alexa PenaVega... “you know Carmen from spy kids?” Diana silvers, Dove Cameron, JAMIE CHUNG, & VANESSA HUDGENS
Anthem = Wallows, “OK”
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joongie-teez · 5 years
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Pairing: Jimin x reader
Genre: fluff, angst, college!au 
Warnings: Jungkook is being a little dirty minded
Word count: 1,9k
Summary: Prepare yourself to be crushed because of a little innocent crush
Park Jimin.
The well known ‘angel’ of the school. Everyone knew him, everyone adored him. And most importantly of all, everyone had a crush on him, even most of the guys. You were no exception to that. He was popular, extroverted and had a huge fanbase for he could sing and dance. He always sat in the front of the class, always got A grades and everyone wanted him in their club. 
Then there was you, a shy little potato without any friends in your class. You always sat in de back of the classroom and nobody really knew you. You were a loner, an einzelgänger. So why, did you develop a crush for Park Jimin of all people? Was it because of his charming looks and his cute giggles? Or because he was always nice to everyone? You truly didn’t understand why, the only thing you knew for sure is that you wouldn’t stand a chance with him. 
So you decided to admire him from afar, never talked to him, never made eye contact. And most importantly of all, never crossed his way. Social interaction was already hard enough, but social interaction with Jimin seemed almost impossible.
After school, you would work in a cute little coffee shop with your two only friends, Yoongi and Jin. Jin was the owner of the shop and Yoongi was his old friend. The three of you immediately hit off. Jin being the loud and energetic mom-type, Yoongi the quiet but sassy type and you being the shy and awkward type. They are the only two people in the whole world who knew about your little crush on a guy from your school. You never even told your own parents about it And you were never planning on letting anyone else knew about your little secret.
<\3 <\3 <\3
Today was just a normal day. 
It started out with your English and math class with Jimin and his two friends Taehyung and Jungkook. These two are following Jimin around like little puppies. Everywhere Jimin goes, these two go, it’s cute honestly. Well, it was cute if those two didn’t look like two sex gods but instead two nerdy guys. It’s no wonder those also got their own fanbase, alongside Jimin. And let me tell you, these fans were crazy. Not the cute jealous girlfriend crazy, no, the straight-up Yandere crazy.
A year ago, there was a new girl in school who got shown around by Jimin. She got a little to close to him physically and, well, let’s just say that no one ever heard of her again.
After school you went to your work, excited to see Yoongi and Jin again. Because you weren’t good with socializing, and Jin knew this, but you were good at baking, Jin let you work at the back instead of behind the counter. 
Walking inside, you were immediately hit with the smell of fresh coffee and apple pie. The cute little coffee shop had a soft feeling, the walls being coated with a soft baby pink colour. Jin had made sure to get the most comfortable couches and chairs for his customers and honestly, you sometimes just wanted to take one home. 
“Oh (Y/N)! You’re finally here!”
Jin shouted as soon as he saw you walk in. He walked out of the back, holding a spatula in his hand. He was wearing his cute soft pink apron, which was now coated with flower and strawberry jam.
“Jinniee! I missed you!”
Lucky for you the café was pretty quiet at this time of the day and you didn’t have to feel self-conscious about anything you said. You went in for a hug but stopped at the last second, looking at the huge red spot of strawberry jam on his apron. 
“Aww why did you stop (Y/N)-ie?”
“I’m wearing my good clothes, I won’t let you ruin them.”
Jin looked at you with a faked hurt look on his face.
“You would choose your clothes above your friends? Yahhh that hurts.”
You looked at his face preparing a comeback, but bursted out laughing now you’ve gotten a better look at his face. Its seems like the flower didn’t only end up on his apron.
“HAHAHA, Jin you have a little something there.”
“What where?!”
<\3 <\3 <\3
In the back where you were planning to try out this new receipt you found online you were about to grab your own cute little apron when Jin called out once more.
“Ah Y/N! I need you to take the orders today, Yoongi is sick and I don’t have anyone else available.”
“B-but Jin, you know I don’t do well with talking!”
“I know and I’m sorry, but please (Y/N)?”
He asked you with his big puppy eyes, silently begging you to agree to his request. You were a sucker for cute puppy eyes and Jin knew it. You stared intimately at each other for a hot minute. You are not going to give, you not giving in. Goddammit it’s too cute.
“Alright, but just this once!” You said while pouting. Inside your head, a mental breakdown started forming. You used to have panic attacks in situations like this, but luckily for you, you’ve gotten help with that. That didn’t mean you were happy about this, though. 
“Thank you so much, I own you one!”
And just like that this normal day, turned into a disaster. You messed up orders, said ‘good morning’ when you should have said ‘thank you’ and sometimes forgot how to speak altogether.
But you knew you should’ve never left the house this morning the moment that Jimin and his friends walked into the store and towards the counter. 
The door of the little café opened at the little bell rang through the store, signaling that someone has come inside. You looked up from the coffee machine to look at the new customer. Walking towards the counter you were behind, was Park Jimin with his two friends, Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung. 
You almost dropped the cup you were holding.
Jimin looked like an absolute god, wearing his ripped jeans, white shirt and with his black beanie on top of his black hair. His stylish sunglasses covering his eyes he scanned the counter, noticing someone was standing there and began his stride towards you. You looked around, hoping to find one of your colleagues to take over, but sadly luck wasn’t on your side today. You slowly made your way over to the counter, wondering if your clothes looked presentable and if your hair wasn’t too messy after a long day. By the time you finally arrived there, Jimin was already waiting for you. 
“Uhm..hi...what would you…uhm….like?” You whispered in a small voice, not daring to make eye contact with anything else than your hands.
“Hi, I guess. Anyways, I would like the Americano. Kook, Tae what would you guys like?”
“I would like a taste of that girl.” Jungkook said while bursting out in laughter. 
What did he just say?
While the three guys in front of you were laughing about the little joke Jungkook made, you stood there in shock, not knowing what to reply or if you were to even reply at all.
“Ahhh, Kookie I think you broke the little girl.”
“Guys, don’t be mean. Just add a green tea and a cappuccino with my order, thank you.”
You slightly nodded, while still looking at Jimin with wide eyes open in shock. Snapping out of your trance after Jimin raised an eyebrow you wrote down the rest of the order and let them pay. They walked away to the corner of the store while talking excitedly about their day. You looked after them with longing eyes, only to be shocked out of your trance when Jin called you to help out with an order.
The rest of the day went pretty smoothly after that absolute humiliation interaction. At least you didn’t mess up any orders anymore. By the end of the day, you and Jin locked the store and began your walk home. 
“Soooo…. Jimin is the mysterious guy, huh?”
“I don’t understand what you’re getting at.”
“Aw, come on (Y/N), it was pretty obvious that you’re into him.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
.
.
.
.
“Was it really that obvious?”
“HAHAHA, I knew it!”
“Ugh shut up.”
“Awh, is little (Y/N) embarrassed? (Y/N) and Jimin sitting in a tree-“
“I SAID SHUT UP!”
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The next day you woke up with really big bags under your eyes because you’ve been up till 2 am having fun with friends. Well, read about people who were having fun with their friends. You slowly got out of bed, so you wouldn't get dizzy, and walked towards the bathroom to start your morning routine. Looking in the mirror, you let out a big sigh. 
“Allright yesterday was horrible, but today is another day! It’s going to be a beautiful day and everything is going to be just fine. It’ll be a normal day where no one will notice me, just how I like it!”
You spoke to yourself in the mirror. After a bad day, it always helped to encourage yourself to take a step outside the house the next morning. 
It was going to get really cold today so you decided to put on one of the thickest and comfiest sweaters you got and some high waisted pants. After brushing your hair you decided to just wear it down, being too lazy to even try to get it to look good. You walked towards your closet to look at your beanie collection. Eventually, you decide to go with a beanie with cat ears and a cute little cat face on the front. 
Walking downstairs, your little kitty greeted you at the bottom, probably in need of new food and water. After taking care of your baby, you decide to just grab a cracker and head towards school, already being a little late.
<\3 <\3 <\3
Forget all that talk about today being a good day.
You’ve gotten halfway through the day, without having any trouble. But of course, the universe decided to play you. History was the last class of the day, and of course the class that’s all about the group projects. You hated group work, especially in pairs cause then you would have to say things to each other. Nobody wanted group works with you anyways, all they’ll say is ‘are you new here’ and ‘why are you so quiet’.  They never were quiet tho, you could always hear them talking badly of you afterward to their friends. But what you hated even more, was the next sentence the teacher spoke.
“The next pair will be….. (L/N) (Y/N) and Park Jimin.”
Oh fuck.
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Drawn Together
Hi! This is my first fanfic so criticism is welcome and encouraged. I'll probably update it slowly tho...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18923374/chapters/44924251
The wheel of fortune never stops spinning.
Who was on the top, now is on the bottom.
And who was on the bottom, now is on the top.
-Giovanni Gondola, Osman
Feliciano never expected his entire life to change after a single doodle, but there it was. And it was not just a beautiful dream.
Chapter 1
Venice, 2018
"I have to buy more blue and green." Came from a young man watering his tulips on the windowsill. He brushed his light brown hair with his fingers away from his face, allowing it to bathe in the early morning sun rays. He wasn't normally the person who would wake up early in the morning, but duty calls and he had work to do.
His brothers had yet to wake up and, if we're being honest, he enjoyed the morning silence. It was always very noisy in the house. His younger brother Romeo had a habit of singing loudly and, sometimes, off key which pisses off his eldest brother Lovino. It was a good thing they lived a bit outside of Venice and not in the centre or else the neighbours would complain all the time.
And he, a stunning 22 year old man who answers to Feliciano, was always just there. He wasn't really all that flashy like his brothers. Sure, he had his talents, one being art which was also his job, but he was mostly known as the happy one from the Vargas family. Maybe that was for the best.
He just finished watering his tulips when he heard a loud thud followed by a bad word you probably shouldn't teach to your kids. Lovino was awake and if he wanted to live to finish his painting of the Adriatic Sea, he better make him some coffee.
He set down the watering pot and started the coffee machine. Knowing his brother, he has about 20 minutes till he gets ready enough to come down to the kitchen. Just enough time to make breakfast as well.
Feliciano opened the bottom drawer next to the washing machine to take some bread Romeo baked the night before as well as some jam and Nutella from the table next to the stove. He knew Lovino liked it when he made his special half jam half Nutella bread, even though the latter would never admit that.
Lovino was down right on time for breakfast and coffee which means Feliciano gets to live for one more day.
"Morning." Lovino greeted, his voice still sore from sleeping.
"Good morning, Lovi!" Feliciano returned and offered his brother two pieces of bread and his cup of coffee with some anime girls on it. "Are you driving Romeo to collage today?"
"No. Midget can walk to his collage. Maybe he gets some tan from the stupid sun blinding my eyes at 4 in the damn morning."
Despite being the shortest of the three, Lovino still had a bad habit of calling his brothers midgets. Talk about Napoleon complex.
"I was thinking we should all take a walk. It's a nice day and it's been too long since we took a walk together. Plus I need to buy more paint." Feliciano smiled as he made his own cup of coffee, with a picture of the Colosseum on it, and sat down beside his brother.
"When are you gonna get a real job? You can't just draw for a living. Get an actual job that pays well and you can do art in your spare time." Lovino looked at Feliciano, who has most certianly heard this all before.
"It's what I love, Lovi. It's what I want to do with my life. Believe it or not, money isn't everything in the world. I want to be happy with my life. I don't wanna waste it doing something I hate just because it pays well." Feliciano rolled his eyes.
"So you're planning on living off Grandpa's allowances, love and some drawings? That's more miserable than doing what you hate. I hate my job, do you see me miserable? No. Then why can't you do the same?"
"Because I'm not you and I don't wanna talk about this. It's my choice, Lovi. Not yours."
And with that the conversation died, the two brothers continuing their breakfast in awkward silence. Until...
There was a loud thumping and a red headed boy was before them in less than a minute. His messy hair falling on his face, the eyebags still visible. He was gasping for his breath.
"Why didn't anyone wake me up?!" He said in between smaller gasps.
"Romeo, you're 19. You're old enough to wake yourself up." Lovino said, not remotely fazed by his brother's state.
"Um, no. If you woke up before me, you should have woken me up. You know my phone alarm doesn't work. Or my phone at all."
"Fratellino, calm down. You're not in high school anymore, your collage doesn't start till 9. It's 6:40." Feliciano laughed. He had the same problem when he left high school too.
Romeo looked at the clock. It showed 6:40. His high school would start at 7 AM. His body still wasn't used to the new surrounding that was collage. He buried his head in his hands and sat down. "What's for breakfast?"
"My speciality." Feliciano offered him some Nutella-jam bread.
"I love it when you get up early."
"I know you do." Feliciano laughed and the breakfast was continued.
It was 8:00 when Romeo left the house for collage, leaving Lovino and Feliciano alone. Lovino was getting ready in his room while Feliciano wrote the list of things he needed to buy. They were running low on coffee and milk, but most importantly Feliciano wanted to buy a new brush. His old one had far too many stray hairs to be used for delicate painting. It's a shame, but he had it since he was little. Of course he needed a new one.
"Are you done?" Lovino asked, spraying himself with some 'manly' perfume that smelled like plastic strawberry.
"Yeah, I'm done. I just have to find my jacket." Feliciano said, throwing every single jacket they had hanging in the hallway on the floor. A strange method, but it worked because he found his dark green fall jacket and returned all the others back on the stall.
"Good. Let's go. I have to go to the town for some buissness so if we don't hurry bye bye vaporetto." Lovino cringed at the reaction his brother made. They lived close to Venice, but they still had to travel by a smaller ship called vaporetto to get to it. It was inconvenient, but it was good for the tourist season.
Feliciano practically skipped the whole way to the port. There was one vaporetto waiting for people to board. Lovino entered inside to ask when it will be leaving and to pay for their ticket. Feliciano waited outside for his brother and when he exited the room to tell Feliciano they will be leaving soon, Feliciano boarded the ship.
The ride to Venice would usually take them about 45 minutes to a full hour, depending on whether or not there were many tourist groups. Today there was only two of them. Germans. Feliciano had taken a course on German in middle school, but he had mostly forgotten it. He understood that they were talking about some kind of new book that was a hit among youth in Germany. A book about Venice itself. He wished he still knew how to speak German. He would have asked for a title.
They arrived on Riva degli Schiavoni, a bridge and a walk away from the magnificent Basilica di San Marco and it's large Piazza which was always crowded with either people or pigeons. Feliciano loved to run into pigeons, loving the way their wings moved as they flew away. He wanted to do that now, but apparently his brother wasn't planning on more walking and was talking, rather happily, to their old friend Antonio, who was a gondolier.
"Feli! I gotta go to post office, not pigeon chasing! Get your ass over here!" Lovino yelled, reverting back to his moody attitude. He jumped into the gondola and sat down, crossing his arms and legs.
"I'm coming, quit yelling! Hi Toni! I hope Lovi pays you for this." Feliciano greeted and jumped into the gondola and sat down next to his brother. He was looking foward to going under Ponte dei Sospiri. He was even preparing himself to breathe out while going under it.
"It's always free for you three. We're friends after all. Lovi can pay me with a little drink after I'm done with my shift." Antonio said as he adjusted his gondola and softly made his way to the post office near the Church of San Salvador.
Feliciano enjoyed everything he saw. He was born here, but in his entire lifetime he could never comprehend Venice's entire beauty. It was only when he saw a bookstore hidden well among tall buildings and restaurants, that he snapped himself out of the trance.
"Hey Toni, do you think you could bring me right here while we wait for Lovi to do his thing?" He asked, turning around to look at Antonio.
Antonio brushed his curly dark brown hair away from his green eyes and nodded at Feliciano. "Sure! Saw something pretty?"
"Yeah, a bookstore. It had a nice design and I wanted to check it out. Plus I need to buy more paint and bookstores tend to have good ones." He answered happily, oblivious to his brother rolling his eyes.
The ride to the post office was relatively short and quiet, with occasional comments from Feliciano and Antonio asking how their grandpa was doing. They dropped off Lovino and were on their way back to the bookstore Feliciano saw.
"You got a book in mind to buy?" Antonio asked.
"Maybe. I overheard some German tourist talking about this book about Venice or something. I thought I should check if they had it." Feliciano smiled softly at Antonio.
"I think I know what you're talking about. Armando recently bought this book called Silence in Venice, by a German author. I asked my German friend about it and he told me that it was all the rage in Germany now. Apparently, it's a love story about a boy who goes to war and leaves behind his childhood love. That's all I know, Andy didn't tell me much else to avoid spoilers as he says."
"A love story... I really like those. Thanks, Toni!"
Soon they arrived and Feliciano hugged Antonio as a thanks, promising he won't be long.
He entered the bookstore and was immediately striken by the smell of new books. That wonderful scent of paper that was about to be touched and read by many. It was so pleasant, he would have just kept standing there forever. But he had to move, Antonio was waiting for him outside and maybe even Lovino. Knowing his brother, if he waited longer than 10 minutes, he would lose his already short temper.
Feliciano quickly found the desired shades of blue and green as well as a new paintbrush that had small drawings on it. It was a bit more expensive than the normal brush, but it spoke to his soul so... how could he say no?
He was about to go pay for his things, when a book cover caught his eye. It had a picture of two people, a boy and a girl, on Ponte di Rialto, embracing each other like they were about to lose each other. The girl had long light brown hair tied in two side braids and was wearing a beautiful green dress. The boy had blonde hair that looked like it was previously slicked back, but messed up by the wind, and was wearing a war uniform. Feliciano knew which book it was. The title read Il Silenzio a Venezia. Silence in Venice. The book Antonio recommended to him.
Feliciano couldn't resist it. He bought it and happily skipped to the gondola on which Antonio waited for him. He clutched the book in his arms close to his chest, impatiently waiting to read it.
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Survey #470
“how can you choose to let the blind see better than you?”
What was the main character called in the last film you watched? Dewey. What would you name your pet snake if you had one? It would depend on its appearance. The snake I have now is named Venus because of her coloration. Do you like peanuts? Only if they're covered in chocolate or in granola bars in small portions. Have you ever gambled? What was your biggest loss/win? No. What was the last movie you watched? Who did you watch it with? Girt and I watched School of Rock together. What do you eat for breakfast? Excluding the rare occasions my mom cooks something, usually cereal or a sandwich. Do you have a Flickr? I do, but it's abandoned. Anything exciting happening in the month of September? No. When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich? Oh man, it's been too long. I really want one now. Do you eat breakfast daily? Yeah. What was the last thing to scare you? 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What is the last horror movie you watched? It's sad that I don't know. :( Would you be grossed out if your best friend mooned you? No, I'd just be extremely confused lmao. What is the last thing that you drank? Milk. Currently popular song that you can't stand? I have zero idea what songs are popular right now. What is the weather like right now? Too fuckin' hot to be mid-September. Do you have favorite type/brand of pen? I mean, I like the feel of gel pens. I don't know about brands. What is your go-to snack at the convenience store? Some form of Reese's. Popular drink that you dislike? Coffee shocks the most people. What TV show are you waiting on to return/create a new season? None. What is something you currently want but cannot afford? Oh, dear. -_- Do you have sensitive skin? Very. How many toilets are in your house? Two. Do you have an older sister? Three that I know, one that I don't really count because I know nothing about her and have never spoken to her. 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No, they're mad uncomfortable imo. Have you ever worn bright red lipstick? Yes. Do you think raccoons are adorable, like I do? BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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when i’m not cooped up in my house doing chores, i do fun spontaneous things that make me feel whole. my aunt had the cutest bridal shower, and the cake was amazing. fondant cakes will forever be my favorite kind of decorated cake. but that’s beside the point. i just had a nice time. i even took home some of her table centerpieces because they were too cute for her to just store away or sell online. it was after the shower that really made today spontaneous. because my friends and i went mini golfing.
my friends first picked me up at a walmart right after the shower which was pretty wild already. we even got lost finding each other, but i eventually found myself with jacob and andrew, who had just finished playing tennis. i was beat to sitting shotgun, but it worked out because a bunch of stuffed dolphins caught my eye. i was in total awe, jacob said i could have one and i did not hesitate to grab one. i picked the only dolphin who had pink and blue skin. the one with the sewn on angry eye was a close second, but i let jacob keep that one. i was so excited, i couldn’t think of anything else.
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jacob, our designated driver was jamming out to his tunes as usual when he let me take a sip of his tea that he got from wendy’s. it was delicious. strawberry watermelon fruit tea, 10/10 would sip again.
soon enough we arrived at the mini golf place where i saw my homeroom sister kate for the first time since graduation !! i missed her v much and im so glad i got to see her again. she was working though and couldn’t play with us which was a bummer, but we got to catch up anyway while waiting for our other friend kayce. when she got here, our evening of trick shots and laughter began.
let’s make it clear that i sUCK at sports. not because i didn’t try. i just naturally am bad at sports. i really want to be good at sports tho. i’m already going on a tangent— BACK TO PUTT PUTT. i was already struggling from the beginning, but it was so hilarious seeing each other get frustrated with how many shots they were able to get before getting the ball in the hole. jacob won, followed by andrew, while kayce and i tied for last.
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didn’t matter how much we scored because afterwards we jumped the fence and went for another round of just trick shots and all kinds of bullshit swings. we bowled, threw basketball shots, and performed chip shots over running water. we endured 18 holes of almost pissing our pants because of laughing so hard, that it was time to head back inside.
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we spent the rest of our night munching on ice cream, playing skeeball for free, testing our sex appeal (on an arcade game) and watching funny videos about stupid people on the internet (10/10 would recommend). all in all a great night, spent with great friends. would’ve been more fun if i could stay out longer but all things good and gold must come to an end. kayce took me home, without one shoe on because we played padiddle and i lost, and now i’m at home, happy and thankful.
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nanalikessurveys · 4 years
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A! Do you drink Alcohol frequently? I don’t What Age are you? I’m 21 Do you like Apples? Not really, they are not my fruit of choice Do you believe in Aliens? I’m pretty sure were not the only planet with some kind of life in it Who is your favourite Actor/Actress? James McAvoy. but i like Matt Damon, Leonardo Dicaprio and Jeremy Renner as well
B! Do you like The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I don’t know what that is
Were you ever scared about getting Bats stuck in your hair? ..no. i’ve never even seen bats Are you always the Banker when you play Monopoly? I don’t think i’ve ever been the banker. it’s been forever since i’ve played monopoly
Do you like going to the Beach? If it’s warm yes Who do you think is the most Beautiful person in the world? My mother C! Do you like Cats? I love cats Are you Charismatic? I wouldn’t call myself that Do you like laying down to look at the Clouds? I don’t do that Are you a pro at Checkers? Noo not at all Has someone ever called you Cheap? No D! Are you more of a Dog person? I’m not, i love cats Do you like Disney films? Yes Do you still Decorate the house for holidays? I don’t decorate my apartment. my my mom does a little Do you have a Dressing gown? I have Do you think Dinosaurs are awesome? Not really, lol E! Have you ever ran up the down Escalator? Or ran down the up one? I have What did you Eat last? I ate banana yogurt last night What’s the most Expensive gift you’ve ever received? I got my first smartphone when i turned 12. so that How do you like your Eggs? Scrambled or omelette Have you ever been so angry you thought you might Explode? I don’t remember, i guess i haven’t F! Would you ever want to be Famous? Not really. not super famous anyway Do you think you’re Funny? I don’t Are Flashing lights fun? Uhh i guess lol When was the last time you Flew in a plane? End of summer 2018 Has a Folding chair ever un-folded and squished you while you were on it? Haha no G! Did you ever wear Glasses, even though you didn`t need them? No Have you ever eaten Glue? Nope Do you Give to charity? I haven’t done that. but i want to someday
Do you think Goats are cute? Sure H! When was the last time you High-fived someone? Forever ago Do you dye your Hair? I haven’t dyed it in ages
Are you Happy with your life? Mostly yes When was the last time someone physically Hurt you? Uhh ages ago Do you always wear a Helmet when you go cycling? I don’t go cycling because i don’t even own a bike anymore, but when i was younger and owned a bike i did wear a helmet
I! What’s your favourite flavour of Ice-cream? Vanilla. or cookies and cream Could you ever live in an Igloo? Nope Do you know what an Icoceles triangle is? Yes What’s the most incredible thing you’ve ever seen? I have no idea Do Insects freak you out? Yes, every single one of them lol J! When was the last time you completed a Jigsaw? It’s ben awhile Do you like Jam? Yes, strawberry jam is the best. or orange jam if it’s with a croissant Tell me a Joke! Noooo
Are you Jealous of anyone? People who are happy with themselves
K! Who was the last person you Kissed? ...my ex Do you have a nice Kitchen? It’s okay Do you like Kiwi fruit? Not really, they just make my tongue tingle lol Do you find Knock-Knock jokes hilarious? Sometimes Do you tend to Keep a bunch of stuff you really don’t need? Yes L! Do you think walking under a Ladder is bad luck? Nah Have you ever been inside a Limo? No Do you really hate Losing? It’s not my favorite. but i don’t midn it usually Do you like playing with Legos? I did when i was younger Do you think you have a cool Laugh? Noo haha M! Did you collect Marbles as a kid? I had some marbles but i didn’t collect them Do you look in the Mirror a lot? I guess the average amount? Do you have a Moustache? No Could you live without Music? I could but it would be fucking boring Do you like going to Museums? Yes, i love museums N! What’s your Name? Nana Do you like your Neighbours? I don’t know them Do you watch the News? No, i prefer to read them What`s your favourite Number? I don’t have one O! Do Opposites really attract? They can Would you hate working in an Office? I wouldn’t hate it but it’s not my dream job to work in an office Are you Open-minded? Yes Do you think Olives are gross? Yes P! When was the last time you made Pancakes? Last week i think Are you wearing Pajamas? Well yeah i slept with these clothes Have you ever been to Paris? Yes Can you play the Piano? Not anymore Do you Pull the door that says Push or Push the door that says Pull often? Not often but yeah i do that sometimes Q! Are you a Quiet person? I am Do you ask too many Questions when you first meet someone? No Are you a Quick learner? Not usually Did you know that Mythbusters proved that a Quack can echo? I didn’t lol Do you know anyone called Quentin? No R! Do you smile everytime you see a Rainbow? Nope Do you listen to the Radio all the time? I never listen to the radio Can you Roller-blade? Not really Do you take a Rubber-duck in the bath with you? I don’t take baths Can you Run fast? Pretty fast S! What makes you Scared? Way too many things Don’t you think Sellotape is cool? What is that Do you get Sick a lot? No, i’m rarely sick Do you still own a Slinky? Not anymore T! Did you like Thomas the Tank Engine when you were a kid? No, i thought he was creepy hah When was the last time you were in a Taxi? 2018 Are you Thirsty? Yes Do you always remember to say Thank-you? I think so Do you take care of your Teeth? I do now U! Do you own an Umbrella? No Do you live Underneath anyone? Yes Do you think hanging Upside-down is fun? Sure Have you ever put water in a rubber-glove and pretended they were Udders? Lol no Do you think you are Ugly? ..yes V! Do you live in a Village? No Do you have a cool Voice? No What’s your Vice? Idk Do you still own any old Video’s? My parents do Do you think you could survive in the Victorian era? Tbh no W! Are you too Warm right now? No, i’m cool now Do you like Weetabix? Noo, i hate it Do you wear a Watch everyday? I never do Are you cautious about your Weight? No, i don’t care how much i weigh, it’s more like how i look like Do you get Worried a lot? Yes X! Do you like to play the Xylophone? Sure Did you ever watch Xena: Warrior Princess? No Have you ever been X-Rayed? Couple times Are you Xenophobic? No Did you know that X is 10 in Roman Numerals? Yes Y! Do you like Yogurt? I love yogurt Was Yesterday better than today? It’s the same Do you like the colour Yellow? Yes How are You? I’m ok Do you Yell a lot? No Z! Do you think a horse painted to look like a Zebra is cool? ..no
Do you know your Zodiac sign? Libra Do you take Zinc? No Did you know that Steve Irwin said to run in Zigzags to escape a Croc? I didn’t. i used to watch his show alot tho
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sommer-rain · 6 years
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Some more sunburn in this heat around lately in finland, at least in Ostrabotnia. it’s basically +30-35C here in finland that’s as hot as it ever gets in this country so now it’s definiately not fun at all being at work in most places and i sure for my part is hella glad i’m on my vacation and don’t need to work. And i barely even tolerate +20C anyway x_x. I easily get heatstrokes and such. I have always been able to take coldness better than heat (well not when i am to swim that much but otherwise).   Got some sun tan but sunburn wins this summer.
It was all nice and good staying from monday to wednesday(today) at my sister in Kristinestad.   First day we went to Fagerö beach (which is rather around Närpes than K-stad, and takes some time to drive to) and it’s my favorite place of the swimming places we have been to. The water was surprisingly warm and super lovely there as when we went there just some day before with Marja on saturday...or maybe Marja was with us to one of the other places..hmmm :|   We barely got up from the water in Fagerö because we just couldn’t stop swimming the water. It was just so fantastic and refreshing! We could barely contain ourselves! It all just fell all too good right then right there :D.  -Afterwards we went to eat dinner at Casa in Närpes and rest of the day we were pretty much just sloppying and tried i guess to stand the heat. I think i mixing up a bit monday with tuesday. I can’t exactly recall, if it were yesterday or not we went..nooo it was on monday we went to the super cozy, nice and idyllic place called “Cornelia” on our way to Fagerö. It’s so beautiful and idyllic there!    It’s a caffée/little shop and in two of the other buildings on the yard it’s flea-markets! They have superdelicious wafflels with whipped cream and applejam! -Or with strawberry jam if you want. They also make some of their own home made ice cream there and the two current when we were there was cappuchino and other was salmiak or licorice. They had other ice creams there too and one of my favorite more rare, and finnish lemonades there too! There were other tasty things to buy there too, of course. I had hard to choose.
Yesterday, tuesday, even more hot than previous day. We went to Havsbadet, just barely five mins to drive there from my sisters house. She often bikes over there too instead of taking the car.   We didn’t swim there because the wind had blown from wrong direction so tho it was superhot otherwise it was fuck +14C in the water and it’s other suppose to be about +18C or +20C to swim during summer :(.   We tried alright but we both said, as pretty much all other who were there at the same time, that it’s SO cold it HURTS! Really not fun, even more SO ANNOYING when it all LOOKS so warm in the water and you see all those waves you just wanna run right into but nope it’s fucking ice-cold! >_< It really were. No joke.  -So we went abit instead go arouhnd in the city centrum..trying to kill time and didn’t really know what to do about all the time we had meant and wanted to spend on swimming most of that day :/.   I did actually, after along while of trying a few, buy a pair shoes, tho it wasn’t exactly that kind of shoes i had meant yo buy but all the other of that kind of shoes just didn’t exactly fit my dang feet. Well, i’m still satisfied tho with the ones i bought.
We went home to hers, went up in my bed room there on the second floor where they have it cooled down to some around +20C with the air..-i don’t know what that kind of airconditionering is called in english :/- but it felt pretty humane than even on the otherside of the corridor that goes to the staircase.   And Downstares? It’s about the same temperature as outside there and it’s like standing almost next to a..something majorily really hot. x_x You just feel really drowzy and sloppy and sleepy..except that ironic thing that the heat makes you sleepy but then also it’s too hot to be able to sleep.. :|   We throwed ourselves on the bed layed beside each other and complained about the heat and hoe good it felt being in this temperature..   The only thing we came up with to do was to watch some on netflix. (they always watch netflix) It was a..quite new series, apparentli there were already two seasons of it. It was “(the?) Frankenstein Chronicles” and we watch atm leach a few episodes. It seems like really good series, just the type of series i NEEEEDD! I really wanna watch mystic, thrilling and supernatural/fantasy series. I love that. Also, ones that isn’t afraid to be scary.   I really like the head character in this show, “Mr Marlott”. I like alot the intro too, and the OST as well!
Today then, i slept longer than the other nights and went up some time i think around 11:30~. Sister came back from her work shift at halv two, afternoon. Her husband had come back home from his work shift some time in the forenoon and had throwed himself on one of the sofas more or less sleeping.   I went outside for a while and didn’t eat much because their cat was distracting me with wanting cuddles. That  cat definiately must have gotten some heatstroke too because we all have seen how suffering and sloppy she looks doing nothing but trying to find a better spot in the shade all around the garden and yard. Like it’s hella warm even just in the shade/shadows too. And she was just happy once we put her up in the bedroom upstairs: 3. We went to check up on heer two times (since there is too doors there that is always tov be shut to keep away the heat from the the two rooms further in on that floor, but she didn’t want to from the bed at all. She just wanted cuddles when i went briefly to see if she wanted downstares. Her husband said that too when he had checked. She was all like:
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We went first to Havsbadet and hoped the water temperature would be warmer than yesterday. It was..slightly warmer but still kinda too cold to enjoy and too hot up to just stay on the beach. We decided to drive to Kanonviken. Which i think, in a way, is my second favorite. Not really swimming there myself because i hate the feeling of all those green algae growing on the shallows there. >_< I really don’t like that texture.. even seaweed i can better with.   Also the place is more direct to the sea, but that doesn’t bother me. It only makes me love the place more. It’s a really nice and - if anything - rocky place. No sand there because the whole “beach” is in fact a big wide smooth flatrock..or flatrockS. Whichever.. Above the flatrock part it’s forest and mountain part of the place and you can go nature paths there too! :D You can be pretty much anywhere on the flatrocks, like perfect for sunbath. You wouldn’t even really need a blanket or alike to sit on there. You dry so fast in that sun anyway there. It’s beautiful place for someone who love rocky/mountain landscape-/places. :)    -We weren’t really swimming there either but it was still a bit warmer there than at the other place. so we were enjoying basking in the shallows on some of the further out flatrocks and enjoyed the pretty small but still enjoyable waves :).   We stopped by to by some ice cream on the way back from the swimmingplaces. I took a bit too much ice cream uagh.. but it was nice although. I took Pätkis (it’s actually really good as ice cream) and raspberry pannacotta. Both were good.
Maybe around a halfhour i were to go home back from K-stad with the bus. We were all quietly slacking inside the house, dozing off on a sofa or reading something until she drove me to the bus station.   Dad picked me up from the station in Vasa to drive home to my apartment.
I’ll really try not to be up late tonight because i’m gonna go up around 10~ in the morning to go with my friends to the local small square market that is tomorrow five mins from me. MNaybe some simple picknick too afterwards. 
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