#strangeironhusbands

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Rhodey: What do you want me to look up?

Tony: Can you be cremated with your spouse?

Rhodey: Not with your spouse.

Tony: IN your spouse?

Rhodey: NO!

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #tony stark #iron man #rhodey #james rhodes #ironhusbands #strangeironhusbands #source: @incorrectquotesideas

[stxphxn-strange]

Rhodey: What are you doing?

Tony: Stephen asked me to look after his plants for the day while he runs errands with Peter, so I’m guarding them with my life.

Rhodey: But—

Tony: I have the greenest of green thumbs. I put the ‘clue’ in succulent. I am So Capable.

Stephen, via text: James don’t you dare tell him he’s watering fake flowers

#Tony is extremely capable but the peonies are fake #tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #peter parker #ironstrange and spiderson #incorrect ironstrange and spiderson #james rhodey rhodes #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #i was looking at my own plant while making this post

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen: Hey did Pepper tell you what she wanted from the store?

Tony: I haven’t seen her today so I’m not sure, why?

Stephen: Well Christine wrote “gf pasta” on the shopping list and I don’t know what brand Pepper likes. Christine didn’t tell me.

Tony: Hm, yeah I wouldn’t know.

Rhodey: Guys... that means GLUTEN FREE pasta.

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #pepper potts #christine palmer #pristine #james rhodey rhodes #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #rhodey has the strangeironhusbands brain cell

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work.

Tony: So instead, I have Stephen, Rhodey, and Pepper periodically text me “We need to talk” to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect-ironstrange #marvel #mcu #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #pepper potts #rhodey #james rhodes #pepperony #ironhusbands #strangeironhusbands #source: tumblr

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: James, Tony wants to ask you something, and it would mean a lot to both of us if you said yes.

Rhodey: (internally) Would I have a threesome with Tony and Stephen? Well, it’s certainly flattering and I don’t think they’d tell anyone...

Tony: Will you be my best man?

Rhodey: Oh.

Tony: Huh?

Rhodey: I mean, yeah! Of course!

Stephen: Great! Also, do you want to have a threesome?

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #rhodey #james rhodes #strangeironhusbands #source: scrubs

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony: Stephen says that the next time Steve bothers me, I should ask him "what's a sardine to a shrimp?" to make him shut up.

Rhodey: What does that mean?

Tony: I have no clue, and to be honest I don't think Stephen knows either.

#shrimp gremlin villain! stephen cannot even comprehend his own big brain energy and this is a fact #tony stark #james rhodey rhodes #shrimp gremlin villain! stephen #ironstrange #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #Stephen is anti Steve #stephen strange #what's a man to a king? what's a king to a god? what's a god to a shrimp gremlin?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Rhodey: Fellas, is it gay?

Tony: It is.

Stephen: It better be.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #rhodey #james rhodes #tony stark #stephen strange #source: tumblr #strangeironhusbands

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen: Okay, where does it hurt?

Tony: Just... all over. I don’t want to do anything... I’m dying...

Stephen, on WebMD: No, that’s not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.

Rhodey, outside of the room: Abour 40 times a year Tony gets really sick but has no symptoms. Stephen is always gravely concerned.

#rhodey has the strangeironhusbands brain cell #james rhodey rhodes #tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #source: the office #the office s3 e22 #this scene was always an underrated one from beach games

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: Good morning, gays. What wisdom do you bring today?

Stephen: Time isn’t real.

Rhodey: Men are hot.

Tony: Frozen pizza is better to eat than unfrozen.

Pepper: Thank you, gays.

#ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pepper potts #rhodey #james rhodes #ironhusbands #strangeironhusbands #source: tumblr

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony: Have you ever just randomly cried because you've been holding shit in for too long?

Stephen: Every week. At least three times a week.

Rhodey: ... I was going to suggest more fiber in y'all diet.

#tony stark #stephen strange #james rhodey rhodes #source: tumblr #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #the three (3) of them honestly would make such a god tier ship #it's just more love to go around for them y'know? #they deserve it

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony: Is the dishwasher running?

Stephen: No... looks like it’s standing still, maybe checking its phone to see how many steps it got on its run.

Rhodey: It can’t be that many, I’ve never seen it move faster than a jog.

Tony: ... I’m breaking up with both of you.

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #james rhodey rhodes #ironhusbands #incorrect ironhusbands #rhodeytony #strangeironhusbands #incorrectstrangeironhusbands #imagine how much love there would be in this relationship

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony, entering with a plate of steaks: Who wants some man meat?

Stephen: I do. I want some man meat!

Rhodey, with a neutral expression: Tony, Stephen would like your man meat.

Tony: Then my man meat he shall have.

#source: the office #tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #james rhodey rhodes #barbecuing w the boys #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #barbequeue shrimp

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

strangeironhusbands be like: stephen and rhodey calling tony short or any of the two of them ganging up on the third so like stephen and rhodey bantering against tony and tony being like "why are yall ganging up on me" and stephen just "you liked it when we ganged up on you last night *wink wink*" and rhodey being like "i need to protect yall" but they all protect each other and do chaotic shit, lots of stupid dares, does this even make sense? i just love stephen/rhodey/tony bye

strangeironhusbands is god tier shipping levels

#strangeironhusbands #ironstrange #ironhusbands #asks #stxphxn-strange

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen, singing: I want to see my little boy!

Rhodey, holding Tony in the air: Here he comes.

Stephen, singing: I want to see my little boy!

#stephen strange #tony stark #james rhodey rhodes #source: vine #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #barbequeue shrimp

[stxphxn-strange]

Villain!Stephen, to Rhodey: I’m like dropping hints to Tony that I want shrimp shaped throw pillows.

Stephen, to Tony: I want shrimp shaped throw pillows.

#tony stark #shrimp gremlin villain!stephen #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #possible strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #strangeironhusbands #barbequeue shrimp #source: unknown #source: i think this is from a meme

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony: Hey babe do you wanna terraform my animal crossing island with me?🥺

Stephen: It would be my honor🥰

Rhodey: Why do you ACT like this you’ve been married for eight (8) years!

#tony stark #stephen strange #james rhodey rhodes #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #strangeironhusbands #incorrect strangeironhusbands #possible strangeironhusbands #animal crossing #terraforming