Tumgik
#stormbreaker
Thor hopping on Stormbreaker and riding them into battle like a fucking witch was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my entire life
9K notes · View notes
anstarwar · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
Commander Thorn gets a Hammer and a Stormbreaker
572 notes · View notes
Text
Hey do any of y'all ever think about how Blunt's "You can't go home. You can't go back to school." at the start of Skeleton Key is a direct juxtaposition to Yassen's "Go home. Go back to school." at the end of Stormbreaker
162 notes · View notes
mischievous-thunder · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Ft. Jealous!Stormbteaker
5K notes · View notes
zachbiller · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
moxyphinx · 26 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
SOPHIE OKONEDO as Mrs. Jones in ALEX RIDER: OPERATION STORMBREAKER (2006)
60 notes · View notes
bimlyart · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Gods and their weapons💖
Im back. this thing is mess but I really enjoy to draw this. just rewatch Thor :Love and thunder and I love stormbreaker and mjolnjr so E-ming pop up in my brain and accidentally Thor and Huacheng are eye patch guy 😂 plus their loves Jane & Xielian are strong beautiful and pure too.
im in love💕
Bonus: with Nick and Dr.strange 😎
98 notes · View notes
cat-cosplay · 1 year
Text
A little Thor this day
Tumblr media
461 notes · View notes
lolli-says-stuff · 8 months
Text
No one:
Literally no one:
Alex in Crawleys office:
Tumblr media
100 notes · View notes
beheworthy · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Choose love. Call the axe.
300 notes · View notes
000marie198 · 1 year
Text
My Mom bought a Stormbreaker keychain for my 11 year old brother a week ago and he removed the keyring and chain from it and now uses the axe as paperweight when he does homework or draws something.
Tumblr media
And every time he does this my mind goes blank and all I can think about is this scene from Race to the Edge;
He's a little Hiccup fr
P.S. The axe is 3 inches long, just the right length to fit in an infant's hand
419 notes · View notes
jenna-louise-jamie · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
alex why would you do this
29 notes · View notes
metrgabalbilicious-xd · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
83 notes · View notes
Text
Why do mentally ill Russians keep forming an unreasonable attachment to Alex immediately after meeting him
83 notes · View notes
loopsisloops · 1 year
Text
I don’t think this part of Thor’s journey in Endgame gets talked about enough.
When she says “you’re not the Thor I know.”
Tumblr media
She already knows, she isn’t apart of his future.
He is truly at his lowest, ever. In his head he feels like failed. What’s the point of winning if in the end he’s lost every one he’s ever loved?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
But even though he failed at who he thought he was supposed to be, the hero, the man he thought he was supposed to be, he is still just as worthy. Just cause you fail, it doesn’t make you any less worthy of good things.
She then says “oh it just takes a second.” As Thor calls out to Mijolnir.
which shows that even after seeing her son in such a state she never once doubted his worthiness, so neither should he.
Tumblr media
242 notes · View notes
booktomoviebrawl · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
We are not judging how bad the movie is, we are judging which adapted the book the worst. There are good movies that are bad adaptions.
Propaganda below the cut (spoilers may apply)
Mortal Engines:
GIVE HESTER A DEFORMING SCAR YOU COWARDS. But in all seriousness, there was a lot wrong with the adaptation. The book was very cinematic to begin with, with lots of grandeur and intrigue as Tom starts to unpack all the brainwashing he's grown up with. Then the movie turned Hester into a generic girl boss, wiped out all of Tom's character growth to make him a useless sidekick, and took out a lot of the cool world building and political intrigue. Oh, and heaven forbid Hester, who had her face run into with a sword, be in anyway disfigured. Even though Hester being "ugly" was what made me love her so much as an insecure teen girl.
Joyless. Unwilling to actually give the female lead a decent facial scar which is just embarrasing. Shoved in a chosen one narrative where there didn't need to be. Changed the entire ending from tragic to saves the day style shit. Worst of all it's a really niche property and seeing it suck ass is all that most people are ever gonna see of it but the books are So Good. CGI does slap tho
The cool, severely scarred female character is replaced by a girl with a teensy little cut on her face. The robot ethics are removed and the humor is stupid
Stormbreaker:
GOD it sucks the og book series deals with the whole fact that if a 14 y/o schoolboy became a spy he’d have TRAUMA and MISERY and HATE IT AND THE GOVERNMENT TOO but then the movie is like. la de da this is so fun tee hee i love being a spy :))) i hate it. i hate it with the power of 1000 suns why are you trying to make this shit GLAMOROUS. especially i hate the us release poster what IS that
Gonna be honest I watched this years ago so I don't remember exactly what was different but it was different enough that I didn't like it and I LOVED the book series
The absolute slap stickery of a mess that movie made of the supposedly cool spy boy and his descent into darkness due to adults who only use him for their own means , ptsd symptoms rising be damned
54 notes · View notes