#stewpid speak

[atlasllm]

the worst part about skibidi toilet is that i'm not sure if it's technically better or worse than teh geemawd stewpidity

#the latter is solely the reason why i was convinced condoms were a type of grenade. information which i told to my mother #atlas speaks; #... #i still think teh geemawd stewpidity is fucking hilarious though

[macsdayoff]

me when i am listening to zagreus and start bouncing when i hear romana and brax. i am normal

#seal speaks #it’s so stewpid i’m sitting in the car with my fam just #giggling #them <3 no i haven’t listened to gallifrey stuff i’m fake fan #dw

[scoops404]

Evening Words

When I say I write in chunks of dialogue and then will go back and write stuff in between, this is what I mean. (In this case, I only know this takes place after they sleep together and i have no idea where they are or what they're doing so all that stuff is blank. Only feelings are blocked in)

“I’m glad you, like, get it,” Dream says.

George blinks because he’s pretty sure he doesn’t get it, actually. He lets his silence speak volumes.

“I’m glad I have you for, like…” Dream pauses. “Everything.”

“Everything?”

“Yeah, like… you’re my best friend. You’re… we’re business partners. You get it, like, the life.”

“Bro said the life like we’re in the mob.”

“I mean, it’s not entirely wrong.”

“Big daddy Youtube is controlling you.”

“Shut up, you know what I mean.”

“I’m glad I have you too.”

“I like that we can do this and it doesn’t, like, mean anything.”

What.

Doesn’t mean anything? George feels himself take a deep breath, hoping against all odds Dream didn’t catch it. He catches everything about George, so he’s not counting on it.

“Oh?” George settles on saying, non-commital.

“We can fool around and you aren’t busting down my door trying to be my boyfriend or,” Dream gives a dorky laugh. “Or anything like that.”

Ice forms in his veins, like some distorted version of Frozen—he feels it encrust his entire body and ending with his heart.

“Yeah, no,” George says, higher pitched than normal. “Of course not, that’s like… that’d be dumb. Stewpid,” he says, trying to sound more like himself. “One might say.”

Dream leans over and bumps their bodies together. “See? I knew you’d get it.”

George does something he’s never done before in this house. He runs himself a hot bath, but not even the scalding water can thaw him.

#writing a fic with scoops

[fapper]

Stewpid bitch keeps talking on the phone on the no speaking floor of the library

[kunikame]

idolish7 third beat part 2 ep3 spoilers ahead since i forgot how to do the read more thing on phone n im stewpid !!!!!!!

everytime tsukumos bitchass appears on screen i have to physically restrain myself from punching my laptop 🥰🥰

more nagi backstory lets goooooo !!!!!!! haruki is so pretty bro.... a fine ass man........ where is he......... someone dig him up fr.........

YEAH MOMO MAKE A MODERN DAY CHIBA SALON AND SIGN ME THE FUCK UP ‼️ (but leave zool out of it my boys toma natsume and haruka done nun wrong !!!!!)

i love how haruka tamaki and iori were arguing until kujo came along 😭😭 all fun and games until the common enemy comes. speaking of which i feel so bad for my baby haruka :/// he deserved better but also hes just like me fr. HE CALLS AYA ACCHAN :(((( AND HES HER BOYFRIEND ⁉️⁉️ NO ❌️🤣 aya sit down hes MY boyfriend. he said he doesnt like her so HA eat shit aya 😍‼️ plus isnt she like... 12?? my boy haruka is 17 😧 (just like me fr (2) were meant to be fr)

everytime kujos (not tenn) bitchass appears on screen i have to physically restrain myself from punching my laptop pt.2 .... now that i know his reasoning behind why producing riku would make him suffer LIKE.... 😕

i also feel super bad for trigger ☹️ i wasnt their fan (i just love gaku HAHAH) but still thats.... fucked up 😕

in conclusion; fuck tsukumo, i hope nagi and haruki reunite soon, momo has my full support, <HARUKAISUMI3, fuck kujo, rip trigger skill issue 🙏🏻 /j

#! natsume stfu #omg and also tsukumo pulling banris hair LIKE WAS THAT A KINK REVEAL OR. EITHER WAY NOBODY WANTED TO KNOW. #leave my man banri alone u bastard #leave ALL my boys alone #if he does anything else to i7 gaku or haruka im coming for his throat personally

[deliciouspirateangel]

Finished season 5 of PLL so I have to ramble

it felt like it took us about ten years to get thru this season. some of those eps were dragging and i think i zoned out more during this season than any other

i knew mona was still alive so that twist didn’t get me but it was still a lot of fun to see it play out

SPEAKING of mona. how on god’s green earth can you be on trial for murder when they NEVER FOUND A BODY??? also how are they going to arrest the other girls as accomplices when they weren’t even the ones on trial??? like as soon as they decide ali is a killer they have grounds to immediately send the other girls to prison??? ok

but the absolute stupidest moment this season. was all four girls signing up for a blood drive. to willingly have blood taken out of their bodies and put in lil vials where anyone could snatch it up and use it to fake dna evidence. and you’ll never guess what happened??? like yeah sometimes they make dumb decisions and you’re like “well it wasn’t the best choice but they dont have all the information” or “well they’re like 16 sometimes you do dumb things” but MY GOD this was the idiot moment to trump all idiot moments. this was just downright stewpid. it was five seconds into the episode and we had to pause so i could rant about how idiotic it was aksljfsldfs. especially bc hanna and caleb KNEW there were ziploc bags full of bloody clothes that were evidence for mona’s “murder” and ???? she still gave blood???? maybe she deserved to get arrested alksfjdklsfjdlsfjsdk

but anyway speaking of hanna and caleb they really are like That Ship like they were so fucking ride or die for each other turned up to 11 this season. caleb was like “if you get arrested then im getting arrested too idgaf” and in the dollhouse hanna tells A “if i see caleb in here i will Kill You” like holy shit i love the devotion, i love them so so much

toby was... a cop. he started out with good intentions and the whole “this town is full of crooked cops so you could at least have a crooked cop thats on your side” was sooo true bestie but he kind of got lost in the sauce after that oops. he started to come around and wise up so hopefully he gets better

the relationships this season had me tearing my hair out. paige gets put on a bus which, yay, get out of here. and then two seconds later a grown woman is trying to get with emily. and the second spoby is on the rocks there’s some weirdo living in spencer’s barn that’s trying to get with her. and im still not sure what his age is but that receding hairline they tried to disguise with his stringy bangs tells me he’s too old for her. oh and adam from glee i almost forgot him. and aria doesnt have any time away from ezra before she’s hitting up her tutor. at least he’s her age. but goddamn these girls cannot take a single breath without being involved in ten  different kinds of relationship drama at the same time. its exhausting. it would not kill them to be single for one damn episode

speaking of disgusting age gap relationships. we had to pause the show again just so i could scream about ezria for about the 9184930th time. bc. ezra is mad at caleb over mike, talking about how mike’s just a kid and if he makes the wrong decision then it could fuck up the rest of his life and he’s way too young to do that. mike is sixteen. so ezra views a sixteen year old boy as a kid but a sixteen year old girl is a viable romantic option? ok... ezra deserved to have his dick chopped off, his skin flayed, and be thrown in a vat of acid. minimum. it’s the least he deserves aklsjfskldf

anyway big picture i liked a lot of aspects of the mystery unfolding?? but as a whole this season felt sooo draggy like hurry it up already. the finale was fun and im actually looking forward to starting the next season. two left, we’re sooo close to the end!!!

spencer, caleb, and hanna are still my faves, in that order. toby fell off a little but i still like him. emily is okay it’s just her relationships that are rotted. and aria’s relationships are rotted but i also just dont like her as a person. i dont trust ali and quite frankly i dont believe a damn thing she says ever. mona is a queen and im so glad she’s back. literally everyone over the age of 20 on this show can fuck off and die bc they’re all nasty lmao. thats my thoughts on all the characters <3

#pretty little liars #pll #my thoughts #angel watches stuff #angel watches pretty little liars

[hewwointernet]

its spelled STEDE NOT FUCKING STEADE ????

#she speaks #help i am stewpid #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet

[bwaldorf]

like mj doctor they (my chinese class) killing me

#it's only the 3rd day and im doing hw and its just ............. #🤬🤬🤬 #i wanna do this but its killing me bc im so stewpid at it #rm speaks

[kxlebcross]

ngl after 12 yrs i really fucking hate rping 

#kush speaks #im specifically talking abt forum rps #its such a tiny community that theres no escape there from the ppl i hate #theyre fucking everywhere spreading their cringey stewpid plots #giving me brain rot #its so fucking disgusting #i know its all about let others play and ignore those u hate but its not that easy when theyre everywhere #literally fucking forcing their cringey lovey dovey bullshit in my fucking face #i just really dont wanna do that anymore #i wish i could just not rp anymore #i cant even get myself to write replies anymore #and it doesnt feel like being burnt out anymore #it just feels like its not my thing anymore #it doesnt give me the joy of writing #it feels like a job which i hate #and i hate that feelinf #*feeling #and ngl that 7 months i spent without writing?? best 7 months of my life #might wanna get back to it tbh

[viovio]

augh forget it making a carrd is difficult as fuck

#or maybe im stewpid who knows #sure as hell gonna update that about #speak iza

[getouuu]

Sometimes my autism gets to me cause it’s like can this bitch shut up …….especially if I am out in public interacting with ppl jdjsjfnw but then I dont wanna be too quiet cause well that just speaks for itself

#both ways just scream autism #I’m going to just stand there and look pretty for things #make my brain work a little harder to answer cause i really sound stewpid as fuck at times #brain: you are very eloquent!! speak up !! #mouth: (says the dumbest shit everyone just stares)

[taeminshomosexualvape]

spreading the rumor kun hates nfts don’t even speak to me abt this also if all u w his bubble don’t bully his ass RIGHT NOW IF ITS TRUE I SWEAR TO GAWDDDDDDDDDDD also i’m blaming sm for this idc!!! if he was employed and doing something other than *checks notes* being a pet sitter he wouldn’t be THIS STEWPID AND BOTRD

#GETTING A BUBBLE SUB SO I CAN CYBERBULLY HIM #i don’t care this is so embarrassing for ME HE BETTER STAWP

[kermitheefrog]

i hate this stewpid country but if i had the resources to leave then i have to either learn a language which would take so much time which i don't have 🧍 or go to fr*nce or an english speaking country and im sorry but i cannae be dealing with british "people" or deciphering american/canadians accents plus weather's too warm or too cold also. im slightly scared of chuck e cheeses it's like fnaf but real 💔

#did want to go to scotland or ni 4 a while but now tuition is crazy expensive bc of brexit so naur

[vwhi]

speaking of milk n butter i was eating bread&plain butter earlier cos i was thinking about how i keep getting skinnier for some reason and with work now i'm probably gonna get even skinnier, and i also have a cold rn which means i'm weak, and i don't know how to put up weight so i was just like i'm gonna eat some fat. even though it's probably stewpid. and anyway i hadn't eaten bread and butter since i was 13 probably when i used to eat it for breakfast at summer camps with jam on it, those mini hotel breakfasts portions on each slice of bread, and i was as skinny as a tree branch with 0 fat storage capacity so i didn't worry about how much of it i ate. so it's like a very childish memory associated taste

[dollfacedebs]

Boy Byeee! 👋🏾👋🏾

Tell him Boy Bye!!! 👋🏾👋🏾 So this post is again quite a lighthearted one, I just feel like all us girls have a few pet peeves when it comes to certain things guys do; so I thought it'd be funny to share a few of the ones that I think a lot of us girls would agree just deserve a boy bye response. So... let's just get straight to it! 1. When you call a guy and he doesn't call or text you back, but conveniently finds the time to be snapping.....BOY BYEEEE! - Now if you know me, you know I hate this with a passion. It is so flipping rude. 2. When you post looking all cute on the gram, snapchat or twitter and you get that pop up from an ex or ex ting 😒😒😒😒 BOY BYEEEE! You must really be bloffin. 3. "I like you...but I think I still have feelings for my ex"....so why the hell are you speaking to me like are you dumb or what. Common sense no be common sha 🙄BOY BYEEEE! 4. When a guy is pestering youuuu, as in he's on your ass for a date and then you finally say okay let's go...then you never hear from him again?????? You must be very stewpid. So you came to just waste my time..may your time continue to be wasted. BOY BYEE! 5. When you're speaking to a guy for a while and then suddenly they disappear as in go Casper on you.....BOY BYE and please never return with your confused self! 6. When a guy keeps telling you "I'm a big man you know"😂😂😂 Ahh please shurruppp just please spare me because the simple fact you keep telling me you're a man is starting to make me feel that you're really not. 7. When we've been dating for a few months and then you tell me "I don't think I'm ready to be in a relationship" 😶😶😶😶 i have no words just BOY BYE! 8. So we're talking or seeing each other but you're there telling every girl on your social media "😍😍 or 💦💦 or 🔥🔥 or 😏😏 and the list goes on...this ain't even a Boy Bye this is just a straight Gerrouttttt! Fact is some of you guys are just way too cheeky and its just annoying, so please stop it 👍🏾 Now I'm gonna leave it there before it looks like I'm just hating on you guys lol 😂 but seriously guys please stop the lies! 💋

#boy bye

[childishreasons]

“Letter to My (5 Years Ago) Self”

*Disclaimer: I kind of like these

What’s shakin’ Stew Gotti?

Sending my best wishes from Honduras. I been here for a minute, don’t ask how I got here, you’ll find out sooner or later. Graduation as gradually creeping upon you, yet no one is warning you how much your life will turnover in the next mmmm... six months. **I need you to brace yourself for the absolute worst.** 

You’ll be going to school in Manhattan, biggest city in the U.S. that’s your light at the end of this dark, desolate tunnel. The light that Nena, Tiffany and Schamir give you will flicker out once you reach it. And you’re going to have to find your own way afterward. In New York your D-1 dreams are over, but not your playing days-- you’ll still stay active (ever heard of rugby?). Beer leagues are more fun than advertised, and you’ll have some Pirates who will fight for you---literally. Also, remember what you’re good at and things you like to do. Explore/workshop your poetry more. Poetry won’t pay your bills but it will soon get you a little fame and the women will still love it.

Going to New York is pretty random, right? You seem pretty crazy for doing it, right? And few people believe you’ll making something of yourself, much less graduate? And your damn right B. Stew, but you should always bet on yourself and put the Lord’s chips in front of you, and you’ll prosper.

Things will get much worse and things will get much better. You’ll still do many stewpid things until now (write down Stewpid, it’ll come in handy). You want to succeed and prosper on your own terms. Your father and mother will realize that one day. Lots of people will leave (including you), some will stay, some haven’t arrived yet. But, you’ll find out what real friends are and who they are because I still got ‘em. Some of them are chillin’ in your AP English class as I speak.

You’ll be very far. Oh and... there’s a lot of (different) white people at The King’s College. But nothing new because you play hockey. It’s a small place in a big city so branch out your wings, hit the subways, you’ll meet some interesting folk. You’ll step your fashion up real quick but you’ll get sick of dressing up everyday. That nose ring is coming back. The education is different and initially intense. Write down everything, no question is invalid. Your dumbass will show up these former valedictorians and national HS scholars. Just hit the books hard this ain’t HS anymore.

What’s damaged will be fixed with time. What leaves will come back again. But when it’s time to leave you’ll have to let go. Letting go of Taylor (#3) may be easy... but letting go of Nena will haunt you. Your soul will fester on it, conceal it, bleed it in the writing and swallow it back up again. This is your first time you know... feeling what love is. You care for a lot of people--you’re genuine--but no one has taken up so much of your soul before. Honestly, right now it’s the one thing keeping you alive: love.

Listen I have to make an exit so list of reminders:

1. Work on your faith. When you lose everything (sorry) you’ll still have Jesus/The Lord.

2. Practice packing & carrying bags and luggage (lots of moving around these next five years)

3. Treat every event like it’s prom night (sorry). Stay “turnt” or lit as the kids say now. You can/have/will work hard and play hard. You can do both.

4. All writing is therapy

5. You’ll hit the booth soon. But it ain’t ya time yet..

6. Open all doors and windows inside your mind, your understanding is about to pop.

7. Nena is right. C’oante is pretty dope. 

8. You want to help people by any means--even if they need help laughing and smiling. Do it, it’s how you got to Honduras.

9. That adoption fallout still lingers, but it doesn’t change your character. Only you can be B. Stew

10. Stop taking your shirt off all the time. You’ll put on some weight soon.

11. You’re ***unique (black people call it weird)

12. Amanda aspires to live in New York, keep in touch.

13. Save some coins when you can because I’m broke my G.

14. Relationship/friendship building needs improvement 

15. Tiffany is a guardian angel

You didn’t peak in HS and (I hope) you didn’t peak in college. You received your bachelor’s (so did Nakea). You stayed the course in NYC all four years. You published a book. You became a teacher. You’re a rapper. You speak to kids. You drop knowledge on your peers. You network. Some people laugh, some people listen, most gravitate. You got stories in the bag, now you have to let them out. You became everything you wanted to be and then some. When people ask that “Where do you see yourself in five years?” question you have no fucking clue. Neither did I. We still don’t. We thought we’d be dead. Now I just live out my dreams, nothing else to do besides “adulting.”

                                                                                        Peace and Love,                                                                                                        B. Stew

#creative writing #spilled thoughts #spilled ink #letter #to myself #frank ocean #reminiscing