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shit-talker · 1 month
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When Soap retires from the army, he ends up getting a job coaching a little kids' gaelic football team and he takes this shit so fucking seriously.
He coaches the under 10s team, which means that it's still mixed boys and girls, but he gets those kids so enthusiastic about everything. The local community around the club he trains for absolutely love him because A, he's really good with all the kids and B, its extremely funny to see a large man yell after little kids and be so invested in this sport.
He does swear at the kids, though, like all the time. He will call the opposing team wee shites and will call his own team little pricks. He's been told again and again that no, John, you can't call these kids little pussies but he doesn't listen. It encourages them and makes them laugh.
He had an assistant once, a teenager who took on the role for work placement for about a week and by the end of it she just looked at him and went "How the fuck do you do this everyday??" And Soap laughed in her face and said something like, "These kids are so much better than the cadets I used to train," and thats how everyone finds out that Soap uses the same techniques on these 9 year olds that he did on army cadets and suddenly it makes sense why his team all salute him in a straight line before a match.
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veone · 2 years
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nick in cloths he stole outta don’s closet and won’t give back.
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moonrisesage · 1 year
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Whether they care or not, you know we are all at the mercy of a Cat’s presence. And they know they are always adorable no matter what. (Link in bio) . . #cats #catlover #catshirt #tshirt #white #whitetshirt #whitetee #cat #shirt #fun #catstyle #style #design #kitty #kittylove #funny #funnycat #statement #statementtee #funnycats #art #digitalart #obnoxiouscat #gift #giftideas https://www.instagram.com/p/CjIu6xWp_Ng/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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dullahandyke · 10 months
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Sometimes I get insecure about my butchness bcos I'm not as put together abt it as some butches I see online. and then i leave my bedroom and I'm like oh lol how did I think I was anything else
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heatwa-ves · 1 month
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i think phoenix and maya both have the ugliest graphic tshirts
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tyrannysaurusfloof · 2 years
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Robotnik in a “Be Gay, Do Crimes” shirt and Stone in a “This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” shirt with a picture of the White House on it.
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prodigalbutch · 6 months
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discovered my new specialty: getting everything done with the assignment except the key aspect of the assignment.
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babydarkstar · 6 months
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actually i think real life men should be allowed to wear ‘feminine’ clothing and real life women should be allowed to wear baggy ‘men’s’ clothing without being ‘headcannoned’ as trans by the internet. thanks. these are real people who u talk about like fictional characters in your blorbo world. clothing is fabric and you’re regressive for assigning pink = girl and blue = boy. you sound like my republican grandparents who think boys playing with dolls will make them gay. get real
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theoriginaldresslove · 9 months
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sheliesshattered · 10 months
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cosplay ideas that are highly amusing to me but that I will probably not have time to make before Dragon Con this year:
Harley Quinn wearing Taylor Swift’s WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. LIKE EVER. tshirt from the Eras tour
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doctorstarlock · 1 year
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One thing that I was not prepared for upon moving out of my parents’ house is how I have no rags?? I mean I have a few but not enough? And I can’t bring myself to go out and buy cleaning cloths because that seems so dumb. Like what do you mean people go out and buy special pieces of fabric just for cleaning stuff? You’re supposed to use old towels and cut up irretrievably stained or ripped t-shirts and bed sheets and then use those until they practically disintegrate.
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alfredoponceart · 1 year
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Artist statement
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caffeinatedkris · 16 hours
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The more you order, the more you $AVE!
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4never · 24 days
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the blurring of the line between statement pieces and basic pieces in clothing shops is an actual plague istg
#like#clothing shops try not to be tryhard unique with their pieces and display challenge (impossible)#i juat want an a line skirt ok. no print. no avant garde silhouette. no pizazz no crazy no nothing else. trust me its not boring#the whole point with ‘boring pieces’ is that youe gonna layer them. or you simply want to wear normsl clothes#and for the love of god. repeat after me. if its cropped or oversized or asymmetrical ITS NOT A BASIC PIECE#not to mention the prices ughh#the prices themselves ofc#but also how youll have an ugly impractical statement top thwt you cant layer for shit#be less expensive than a regular fit mostly cotton basic t shirt#which is why i thrift#there are actually traditional silhouettes when you shop secondhand#boring pieces are priced cheaper too since theyre boring and plain#also with modern clothing designs. its hard to control how modest you want to be (without going full tent mode and only bying oversized)#because of how random the coverage is?#like oh this is an ok top. nothing fancy. good ol plain black slim longsleeve. FALSE ofcourse its backless you fool#not every 3rd item or so has to be cropped guys#i promise its ok to make actually basic pieces. youre not gonna lose money. promise#the modern fashion trend of never layering too is like a nightmare my middle school self would have#(longsleeve+tshirt+flannel+zip hoodie+flannel btw.)#(with choker+crystal(?) necklaces bc my parents didnt want me to wear crosses bc i wasnt christian)#/╲/\╭(ఠఠ益ఠఠ)╮/\╱\
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sculpturepoems · 4 months
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https://lockhart.world/tienda/p/hot-circle
@sculpture.poems on ig
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embodiedempath · 8 months
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Flower Embodied Empath T-Shirt
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