When Soap retires from the army, he ends up getting a job coaching a little kids' gaelic football team and he takes this shit so fucking seriously.
He coaches the under 10s team, which means that it's still mixed boys and girls, but he gets those kids so enthusiastic about everything. The local community around the club he trains for absolutely love him because A, he's really good with all the kids and B, its extremely funny to see a large man yell after little kids and be so invested in this sport.
He does swear at the kids, though, like all the time. He will call the opposing team wee shites and will call his own team little pricks. He's been told again and again that no, John, you can't call these kids little pussies but he doesn't listen. It encourages them and makes them laugh.
He had an assistant once, a teenager who took on the role for work placement for about a week and by the end of it she just looked at him and went "How the fuck do you do this everyday??" And Soap laughed in her face and said something like, "These kids are so much better than the cadets I used to train," and thats how everyone finds out that Soap uses the same techniques on these 9 year olds that he did on army cadets and suddenly it makes sense why his team all salute him in a straight line before a match.
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Whether they care or not, you know we are all at the mercy of a Cat’s presence. And they know they are always adorable no matter what. (Link in bio) . . #cats #catlover #catshirt #tshirt #white #whitetshirt #whitetee #cat #shirt #fun #catstyle #style #design #kitty #kittylove #funny #funnycat #statement #statementtee #funnycats #art #digitalart #obnoxiouscat #gift #giftideas https://www.instagram.com/p/CjIu6xWp_Ng/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Robotnik in a “Be Gay, Do Crimes” shirt and Stone in a “This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” shirt with a picture of the White House on it.
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discovered my new specialty: getting everything done with the assignment except the key aspect of the assignment.
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actually i think real life men should be allowed to wear ‘feminine’ clothing and real life women should be allowed to wear baggy ‘men’s’ clothing without being ‘headcannoned’ as trans by the internet. thanks. these are real people who u talk about like fictional characters in your blorbo world. clothing is fabric and you’re regressive for assigning pink = girl and blue = boy. you sound like my republican grandparents who think boys playing with dolls will make them gay. get real
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cosplay ideas that are highly amusing to me but that I will probably not have time to make before Dragon Con this year:
Harley Quinn wearing Taylor Swift’s WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. LIKE EVER. tshirt from the Eras tour
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One thing that I was not prepared for upon moving out of my parents’ house is how I have no rags?? I mean I have a few but not enough? And I can’t bring myself to go out and buy cleaning cloths because that seems so dumb. Like what do you mean people go out and buy special pieces of fabric just for cleaning stuff? You’re supposed to use old towels and cut up irretrievably stained or ripped t-shirts and bed sheets and then use those until they practically disintegrate.
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https://lockhart.world/tienda/p/hot-circle
@sculpture.poems on ig
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