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caffess · 11 months

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A intrusive Anakin x reader thought:

- Reader coming along with Anakin and Obi-Wan on a mission and she won’t stop taking pictures and videos for her Close Friends insta stories

- Anakin would be partially annoyed but Obi-Wan would just be confused

- When they get caught and dropped on a cell she would take a 0.5 pics of Ani and Obi-Wan.

- Anakin wouldn’t really be delighted of getting unflattering photos of himself taken but would fight a small smile meanwhile Obi-Wan would be just straight up confused

- Plus points if reader decorates her room back in the Jedi temple with a wall of pictures she takes of her friends

- One day Anakin and Obi-Wan would go to her room for whatever reason and check out the pictures

- While Anakin laughs a bit, Obi-Wan seems completely horrified.

- There’s even pictures of Yoda wearing sunglasses and a golden chain, a close up of Windu looking towards the camera with a disapproving look, Y/N laughing while Palpatinr picks his nose in the background and a lot more

- Obi-WAN’s face becomes horrified when he finds the 0.5 pics

- His face goes 😟

- “So this is what she’s been doing this whole time?”

- Ani wouldn’t stop WHEEZING

- He would claim he had no involvement but would proved wrong when Obi points to a pic of himself sleeping on a couch with Anakin posing right next to him

- After that you would have to be more careful with the photos, but later Anakin would become your accomplice after realizing how fun it is

#anakin fanfiction #anakin x you #anakin x y/n #anakin x reader #obi wan star wars #star wars #anakin fluff #anakin headcanon #star wars imagine #star wars x reader #star wars x y/n #Star Wars on crack #star wars x you

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bisexualvader · 18 days

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what my notifs look like currently

#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3 #boop #april fool's day #april fools #star wars #sw memes #sw crack #star wars shitpost #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #aaphra's stuff

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iverna · 1 year

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trust him, he's a professional

#he's had far worse plans #and they worked too #don't have to be a genius when your opponent is an idiot #star wars crack #obi-wan kenobi #han solo #sorry anakin but it's true #you are a dumbass #going to the dark side did not help with that

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badbatcher-99 · 1 month

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Can we pls bring back sleepy crosshair from the unreleased clone wars episodes 😴🥱

Let this man rest 🛌

#the bad batch #tbb #star wars #star wars tbb #bad batch #crosshair #tbb crosshair #crack crosshair #yeah I believe this man micro sleeps all over the place #he’s nearly as bad as tech

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darlingkairos · 1 month

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NO DONT GIVE IN RUN GIRL

#star wars #fanart #star wars fanart #darth vader #my art #crack art #padme amidala #anidala #fanartist

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veny-many · 29 days

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Everyone has the true home of the heart in their memory right?

Caution: vibrating Clones are very strong.

#star wars #the clone wars #what have i done #commander bacara #ki adi mundi #galactic marines #21st nova corps #my crack #my drawing

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ominouspuff · 3 months

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Repurposing GAR armor towards the end of pulverizing wrinkly Sith

— A guide by CC-1010, ecstatically-ex-marshal commander of Coruscant

A what-if au featuring the Corries pulling all-nighters fueled on caf alone to study republic law, Fox providing his own dubious legal representation resulting in the wildest civil court case in Republic history, and, they can only pray, formidable and clandestine cooperation within GAR high command’s clone contingents via a small-scale GAR-approved candy brand

#fan art #star wars fanart #artists on tumblr #star wars: the clone wars #commander fox #fix it au #ish #It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better AU #rebel!Fox #Implied (because the artist says so and has hc’s): Rebel!GAR #crack treated seriously #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

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evesartblog · 1 month

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Im far too mentally unstable to draw sad fanart, so enjoy some bad batch shenanigans instead ✨✨🫴

#star wars #star wars fanart #tcw #artwork #clone wars #clone wars fanart #clone wars drawings #the clone wars #the bad batch #tbb #tbb funny #tbb crack #tbb memes #meme redraw #Crosshair #Hunter #Tech #Echo #Wrecker

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frownyalfred · 8 months

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People who never really processed the death of their parent(s) and have thus made it everyone else’s problem:

Bruce Wayne

Boba Fett

Inigo Montoya

#crack #shitty text posts #this came to me as I was reading a bobadin fic believe it or not #bruce wayne #batman #dc #boba fett #star wars #inigo montoya #princess bride #add to this?

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flight0fthenavigat0r · 7 months

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“Who taught you how to build a lightsaber, anyway?”

“Kanan Jarrus.”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah. He was my Master. Taught me everything I know.”

#my heart cracked open #to have this acknowledgment of kanan means so much #ezra never forgot him #he still keeps his master with him #and now he carries a part of him with him always #star wars #star wars ahsoka #ahsoka series #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #ahsoka tano #hera syndulla #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #rebels chopper #ahsoka spoilers #arah’s musings

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smw-on-kamino · 18 days

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The Sad Batch + Text Posts pt 1 | pt 2

~Crosshair special~

#crosshair #tbb #star wars #incorrect quotes #the bad batch #text posts #meme #funny #crack #mystuff #hunter #wrecker #omega #tech #echo #siblings #clones

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dixieconley · 4 months

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How did Obi-Wan not notice the thing with R2D2?? And what if he did?

Obi-Wan: We need to talk about your issues with attachment. Anakin: ::panicking, thinking Obi-Wan's found out about his marriage:: You had a relationship with Satine Kryze! Obi-Wan: … And Ki-Adi-Mundi is married. Jedi can have relationships, Anakin. We've talked about this. Anakin: … I think I would have remembered that.

[Many many past conversations: Obi-Wan: ::lecturing:: Attachment… the code… meditation. Anakin: ::busy tinkering:: Yes, yes, master. Whatever you say, master. Obi-Wan: This is fine. This absolutely will not come back to bite me in the ass later.]

Obi-Wan: Regardless, we need to talk about your attachment issues. Anakin: What issues? You just *said* marriage is okay. Obi-Wan: ::derailed:: What's that about marriage? Anakin: This isn't about me and Padme being married? Obi-Wan: … Obi-Wan: No. Anakin: This is about what I did when my mom died then, isn't it? Obi-Wan: … Anakin: ::getting defensive:: They deserved it! Tuskens are animals. Obi-Wan: ::rubbing his nose:: Anakin. Stop guessing. You're literally making this worse with every word out of your mouth. There happens to be a Tusken Jedi. You've *met* him. Anakin:: ::sheepish:: Oh. So, um, what's this about then? ::finally listening for the first time in the past three years:: Obi-Wan: I came here to talk to you about the salvage operation you ran to rescue R2D2. Anakin: ::puzzled:: Master? You ordered me to go on that mission. Obi-Wan: ::pinching his nose:: Anakin, you do realize that the mission would have been completely unnecessary had you just wiped the droid as per procedure? Anakin: But R2's my buddy. I wouldn't do that to him. Obi-Wan: You got all but two of the men who went with you killed in an attempt to rescue a droid! Anakin: So? I would have done the same for Padme. Or Ahsoka, Obi-Wan: … Obi-Wan: You see no issue in trading sentient lives for an inanimate object. That, Anakin is the very definition of attachment and why you either see a mind healer or go to Jedi jail. Anakin: What? You can't make me see a mind healer! Obi-Wan: You're right. Jedi Jail it is. Anakin: Noooo! I'm gonna tell my good friend the Chancellor on you! Obi-Wan: ::fed-up with everything and feeling both sassy and sarcastic:: Oh, and what's he going to do, order the clones to turn on us and massacre all the Jedi right down to the initiates in the creche? The Force: ::shouting:: YES!!! Obi-Wan:: ::facepalm:: That absolutely came back and bit me in the ass.

Later: Cody: You have a Jedi jail? Obi-Wan: No. Cody: Sir? Obi-Wan: Seemed like a safe bet. ::bitter: He obviously ignored everything else I tried to teach him. Cody: Jedi can marry? Obi-Wan: Yes. Cody: Jedi. As in you. Obi-Wan: As in... Cody: ::suddenly two inches closer:: Obi-Wan: ::squeaking:: Me? Cody: ::smoulders:: Obi-Wan: After the war. Chain of command. Would be inappropriate. Because reasons. Cody: I see.

Two days later: Fox: ::eyeing the assortment of munitions Cody's just laid on his desk, including, but not limited to, slug throwers, thermal detonators, a handful of droid poppers and a rotary cannon:: So you say that the chancellor's a direct threat to the military command of the GAR and that I get to kill him if I agree to mute my external audio pickup and follow your orders? Cody: Yes. Is there a problem? ::looms menacingly:: Fox: ::jumps up:: No takesies backsies! Thorn! Thire! It's Lifeday and Cody's just got us all a present!

~~~

Palps gets wrekt. The Corries have the Best. Day. Ever.

Cody and Obi-Wan swear the riduurok. No one is surprised.

The mind healers ending *building* a Jedi jail just so they don't have to listen to Anakin whine any longer. (R2D2 has the option of joining Anakin. Which, no. C3PO is welcome to that. R2D2 is having none of that shit. Time to head back to his original family -- the handmaidens of Naboo. Who will let him have a little murder. As a treat.)

#star wars #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #commander cody #codywan #commander fox #r2d2 #crack fic #sw clone wars

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bisexualvader · 29 days

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