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thatiranianphantom · 11 months

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Hi there.

Your ship is dead. Bullying a grown man and hiding behind ‘bUT IM A TEENAGER” is bullshit. If you have ANY ounce of dignity, just stop fucking watching the show. You are going to drain yourself and drive yourself crazy over a fictional tv ship which you don’t DESERVE. Maybe I might have had sympathy for you in season 4. Before you bullied half of the cast and lili to tears (do you remember when she had to come out and say ‘it’s a fucking tv show’ only for you to STILL whine and cry and throw your bottles? Ted is right. You are the most disrespectful, selfish freaks of fandom I’ve ever come across and I hope to god you grow the fuck up and get TV comprehension skills. Because you have ZERO. Crying about the ratings which have been falling since season 3 is not going to bring back your CORPSE of a ship. Betty and Jughead don’t even like each other and you expect them to fuck? You will cry when the writers are “sexualising teenagers!!!” But when Betty and Jughead were having roleplay sex as 16 year olds it was fine?

You cried and begged and demanded bughead sex scenes and bABY JULIET when these kids were 15/16 years old and you call out the writers for being creepy now? NOW???? You call Archie disgusting and using Betty as a “baby maker” doll, housewife, but you have wanted that woman (or CHILD) fucking rat boy and having his kids since they were literally kids themselves? Do you see the hypocrisy or should I continue?

“How DARE the writers have Betty change everything about herself for Archie that is so GROSS AND MISOGYNISTIC.”

Yep. And Betty didn’t do a serpent dance at 15 to fit into Jughead’s world?? Now that is changing herself for a boy.

You’re hypocrites and are salty because your ship is dead, the actors despise each other, and you can’t make Sprousehart edits without the feeling that it may be wrong, because rat boy is an abuser. Barchie have never tried to erase bughead. Because it happened. It was cute, and it was a thing that happened. Betty loved him.

But the fact that you constantly delude yourselves with insane theories which are wrong every single time to erase barchie is hilarious. Seriously. “It’s an au!! “Archie’s light gives Betty headaches!” “We are going back to 5x17!” “Jughead shielded Betty” “the season 6 universe was erased!” That makes it clear you see barchie as developed, and real. And a THREAT which you can’t shop unless you erase it. You can’t hide behind “it’s forced! “It came out of nowhere!” Barchie was building from the first episode. If you cannot understand the point of two mains Archie and Betty, slowly getting feelings while being with other people; you are either stupid, or a child. This show was RULED by bughead and lili and Cole can service. The teen choice award you keep talking about? WAS VERY CLEARLY THERE TO HYPE UP THE ACTORS DATING. If you can’t get??? You’re an idiot or a child. If you can’t understand the point of a slow burn which was Betty and Archie being sidelined by a psychotic fandom who bullied the writers into four season of bughead fucking in a bunker and varchie arguing with hiram, you are an idiot. Sweetie. BABES. When the fifties are over and Archie and Betty have fallen in love AGAIN, and they return to a riverdale free of darkness, Toni and Cheryl are together, Veronica and Reggie— and Jughead and Tabitha, what are you going to do? Implode? Delete? Murder a crew member? I don’t know what you will do but holy shit it will be entertaining to see you fall. A fandom who spent 7 years terrorising barchies, cast members and writers, making fake sexual assault allegations for each cast member, being disgustingly racist to Vanessa and ash, and body shaming Lili. Bullying KJ until he very clearly went off of the edge in the pandemic, and for some reason also going after your GOD rat boy. I’m saying this to you and all of you. Yes, barchies and Choni’s have said some awful things, as well as varchies. But nothing can top the entitled brats you are. And I hope when Lilis contract os over, and she reveals Cole was an abuser, she tells you all to go and fuck yourselves.

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wut????

This manifesto is so very confusing to me. Somehow, you've both been stalking my blog and been paying no attention at the same time.

I'll admit, I didn't read much of this, but a few things

This is now the second time today that someone on the internet accused me of being a teen. I'm flattered, don't get me wrong, but what is it about this? I am a grown ass adult. Is it something I am putting out there?

Oh please, please desperate BA anon, may I have your sympathy back??????

"Ted is right." Oof, anon. Very oof.

I would like you to go on, anon, please point out to me where anyone thought the Serpent Dance was a good decision? And where the seasons 1-4 sex parties and girls with one character trait were?

The BA stuff, I can't....I can't even....what?

What teen choice award do I keep talking about???? I am so confused????

The only thing in this.....jumble of words that offended me was you calling Cole "rat boy" (also did you imply that I love Cole? Have you....read my blog?) because I have rats and excuse you, they're amazing. Look at this leetle boy

Apologize to him this instant!

Look how upset you've made him!

#answered #anonymous #What teen choice award??????

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zumpietoo · 1 year

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babysprouseisart · 4 years

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Babes.

#Lili Reinhart #lili reinhart edit #cole sprouse #sprousehart #sprousehart edit #sprousehart 2019 #sprousehart facts #tv insider #comic con 2019 #Bughead #lili pauline reinhart #cole michell sprouse

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sprousehartstuff · 5 years

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parents.

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oryoucouldstay · 6 years

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When wifey knows you very well.

#sprousehart #sprousehart edit #cole sprouse #lili reinhart #cole sprouse edit #lili reinhart edit #1k #2k #anne's special edits #sdcc 18 #tag: babes do sdcc 18

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atypicalsara · 5 years

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Sprousehart Photoshoot ~ 2

#sprousehart photoshoot #betty cooper #betty x jughead #jughead jones #bughead #cole sprouse #lili reinhart #cw #riverdale #southside serpents #sprousehart #riverdale jughead #riverdale betty #riverdale edit #riverdale cast #cw riverdale #sprousehart edit #northside

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gogenevieveart · 5 years

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A few more of these Paris pics tucked away

#sprousehart #bughead #lilicole #lili reinhart #cole sprouse #gogenevievedolls #riverdale #riverdale dolls #riverdale fan art #gogenevievedolls riverdale #sprousehart edit #sprousehart in paris

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bureaudart · 5 years

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~ cole sprouse and lili reinhart lockscreens; credit, please. <3 [five feet apart premiere - red carpet]

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#sprousehart #cole sprouse #Lili Reinhart #Bughead #riverdale #five feet apart #jughead jones #betty cooper #betty x jughead #icons with psd #sprousehart edit

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thetwistedgeminigirl · 6 years

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We're not, no we're not friends, nor have we ever been.

We just try to keep those secrets in a lie,

And if they find out, will it all go wrong?

And Heaven knows, no one wants it to.

So I could take the back road

But your eyes will lead me straight back home.

And if you know me like I know you

You should love me, you should know.

Friends just sleep in another bed, And friends don't treat me like you do. Well I know that there's a limit to everything, But my friends won't love me like you. No, my friends won't love me like you.

#sprousehart #cole sprouse #lili reinhart #lili and cole #riverdale #riverdale cast #cw couples #sprousehart edit #sprousehart shipper #glamour magazine #own edit

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miraclejin1204 · 6 years

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A gorgeous edit, in fact one of the best SH edits out there and the song perfectly captures the nature of their relationship. Swoon away!

#sprousehart #bughead #sprousehart edit #bughead edit

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riverdalili · 6 years

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