#sporks

[forestshadow-wolf]

You've all heard of (useless) sporks now get ready for (the even worse) fpoons

#el rambles #sporks #fpoons #terrible utensil(s)

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

@magellan-88

when I said I was sending sporks instead of spoons, this is what I meant!😂😂😂

#sporks #battle sporks

[nerds-yearbook]

In 2005, VeggieTales released their parody of "Lord of the Rings" titled "Lord of the Beans". Randolf is trying to guide the young Toto Baggypants who has come in posession of a magic bean and protect him from the unnatural Sporks. The production ran into issues when New Line Cinema tried to place a cease and desist on it. The release had rich animation and was the first of the the new 52 minute format. Keeping with the theme, the silly song featured an "Elfish (like Elvis) Impersonator". ("Lord of the Beans", VeggieTales, Video)

#nerds yearbook #2005 #veggietales #animation #cartoon #phil vischer #mike nawrocki #lisa vischer #lotr #lord of the rings #lord of the beans #jrr tolkien #tim hodge #sporks #j chris wall #junior asparagus #larry the cucumber #mr nezzer #archibald asparagus #bob the tomato #brian roberts #ally nawrocki #charlotte volkman jackson #joe spadaford #charles r vollmer #andy youssi #big idea

[yourcoffeeguru]

Splayds Set 18/8 Stainless Steel || SWtradepost

This unique combination of knife, fork and spoon makes modern eating elegant

#splayds #stainless steel cutlery #stainless steel forks #stainless steel spoons #stainless steel knives #vintage splayds #tablesware #swtradepost #vintage stainless steel #18/8 stainless steel #sporks

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

They should sell metal sporks in packs with traditional utensils

#spork #sporks #utensils #metal spork

[storyweaverofgondor]

Writing sometimes requires you to look stuff up in order to make sure certain things existed at the time you are writing the story in. This often leads to gaining unusual tidbits of knowledge. For example: Sporks! Did you know they were invented in 1874?

#personal #writing things #sporks #this means that it completely historically accurate to have Dracula characters using sporks if you are so inclined #Or at least Quincy Morris #since google claims they are an American invention #do with that what you will #don't blame me for any inaccuracies #i just want to know if sporks were around in the early 1980s #this was an unexpected rabbit hole i found interesting

[ask-a-robot-superstar]

it just makes sense, ya know?

#I spent way too much time drawing this #oh well #worth it #amelia sparks #change my mind #meme #melatron #memes with melatron #chronicles of stars #chronicles of stars memes #robots #sporks

[jyanimationstudios]

“Sporks: they are his utensils, and they do his bidding.”

Original Sporks and Scallion models by 321Blender

#veggietales #scallionone #sporks #lordscaryman #blender #3d render

[flaminghomosexualbreadsticks]

I think humanity reached its peak when we invented sporks

#the moon landing was great and all but I can’t use a space shuttle to eat chunky soup #this is a spork appreciation post #sporks #spork

[sporkberries]

Never forget when solid snake fought in the frontlines of the yaoi wars

#happy one year #spork says stuff #metal gear solid #otasune #snotacon #mgs #david hayter

[youneedtolookatthis]

4-1 is fun! The Tim Melia curse remains strong.

#jordan morris #seattle sounders #sporks #sporting kansas city

[sapphicbisexualstuff]

Sporks are just silverware that are having an identity crisis, and honestly, same.

#sporks #silverware #random thoughts #identity crisis

[chrhnchynoodles]

I would like to come on here and share my newly found absolute DISDAIN for spork

LIKE YOUD THINK THEYD BE THE BEST UTENSIL BECAUSE ITS A TWO IN ONE BUT NO

I was trying to eat my soup earlier but all my school has IS SHITTY PLASTIC SPORKS and the soul kept LEAKING THROUGH THE SPORK PRONGS AND I COULDNT FUCKING EAT IT

See now I could absolutely eat it because my hands are completely fine and steady and it only took a slight angle towards the handle to keep it in the dip however what if I had hand tremors? Cerebral palsy? Arthritis? I WOULDVE HAD TK SLURP JT FROM THE BOWL LIKE A DOG BECUASE THE PRONGS MAKE FOR THE PERFECT ESCAPE ROUTES FOR THE LIQUID LIKE WTF LET ME EAT MY GODDAMNED FUCKING SOUP

Rise up against the BITCHASS SPORKS and support me in my endeavor to end their reign

#sporks #are bad #fucking #utensils #and I can’t even eat with them #because #them #bitch ass #sporks are bitchass bullies and I can’t eat my goddamn fucking soup #send help #and also #send the troops #because the reign of sporks is coming to an end #rise up #sporks=the root of all evil #sporks=the bane of my existence

[bellaswansong]

reblog to make it more fun hehehe

#what the spork? im speakin here! #polls #bug race

[semisweetstuffs]

Today’s topic: Sporks

#daily sweet talk #sporks #vlog

[l-ii-zz]

The Trial be like:

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#invader zim #the trial #tallest Miyuki #tallest spork #the almighty tallest #Irken smeet #scientist zim #my art #2024 #liizz