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lolahauri · 3 months

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✎ Introduction ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Mainly writing for characters and/or themes i really want to read about, but have little to no content.

I do take requests. (Fic only. No RPF)

I don't have an anon list but I can start one if anyone wants to be labeled or become a regular anon.

DNI: Map, Zoo, Pro-Para, Pro-Ana, TERF, Zionist, Bigots, Minors, Antis, Discourse Blogs. Block me if you don't agree. ❤️🖤🤍💚

Things I Won't Write:

Sex crimes of any kind, super extreme kinks, violence/abuse used as a kink, anything most would consider "gross/weird" (ex: puke, shit, ddlg, pet play, age play). no exceptions, and no hate to dead dove writers, i'm just personally not willing to write these.

Things I Will Write:

Pretty much everything else i guess? Daddy/Mommy kink, Cheating, CNC/Dubcon, Sex Pollen, Legal Age Gap, Yandere, Power Dynamic (Prof/Student, Boss/Employee), Foot Fetish, Piss Kink, Breeding, Any regular/non-extreme kink (ex: Cock Warming, Dry Humping, Voyeur, Orgy, 3somes, Sex Toys, etc...) *if you aren't sure, just ask!*

Fluff, angst, smut, lewd, platonic, hurt/comfort.

HC'S, mood boards, one shots, short multi-chapter fics, imagines/drabbles.

Canon-friendly, Au's, Canon Divergence, Out of Character.

Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Poly Ships of any kind.

F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.

Fictional Other (F/O) Imagines: +18, no names, they/them only.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on! (you can request others from these fandoms, but it will prob take me longer)

FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve. Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee. YOU: Joe, Love, Beck, Peach. Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta. Regular Show: Mordecai, CJ, Benson. (Human Ver.) Attack on Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin. BNA: Michiru, Shirou. Stardew Valley: All adult humans. Total Drama: All season 1 contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley. SheRa: All adults (except Rogelio). King Of The Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Nancy, Dale, John Redcorn, Kahn, Min. American Dad: Francine. Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V, Tony. Riverdale: FP Jones, Jughead, Veronica, Hiram, Betty. Creepypasta: Ben, Jeff, Jane, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Slenderman, Masky, Hoodie, Toby, X Virus, Nina, Clockwork, Splendorman, Kate. Gravity Falls: Stan, Ford, Soos, Giffany Steven Universe: Jasper, Amethyst, Blue Diamond, Peridot, Lapis, Garnet, Rose, Bismuth, Greg. Adventure Time/Fiona and Cake: Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona. COD: Konig, Ghost. Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabby, Edie, Mike, Lynette. DC: Batman, Harley, Joker, Ivy, Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenburg). Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface (general), Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Wraith, Huntress, Trapper, The Trickster, Pearl, Carrie White, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Leatherface, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven. Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Waluigi, Bowser. Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo. Rick and Morty: Rick, Beth, Jerry. Stranger Things: Robin, Billy, Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper. Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast. Princess & The Frog: Shadow Man, Tiana, Lottie, Naveen. Ratatouille: Collette, Linguini. The Nanny: CC, Fran, Maxwell. Full House: Danny, Jesse, Joey. Big Bang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Amy, Penny. Spiderverse: Miguel, Hobie, Jessica Drew. Teen Titans (OG): Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven. Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite. Breaking Bad: Skylar, Jesse, Walter. National Treasure: Benjamin Gates, Riley Poole. Superstore: Jonah, Amy, Dina, Cheyenne. Spongebob: Man Ray, Dennis. Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell. Elemental: Wade, Ember. Mean Girls: Cady, Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Janis. Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy. Jane the Virgin: Jane, Michael, Rogelio, Petra, Xiomara, Rose, Luisa. Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie. Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.

Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs) Fujimoto (Ponyo) Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980) Doug Remer (Baseketball) Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park 1993) Rose Tyler (Doctor Who) Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops) Astarion (Baulders Gate 3) Trevor Phillips (GTA5) Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor) Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia) John Doe (John Doe Game) Paul Blart (Paul Blart Mall Cop) Napoleon Dynamite (self titled) Fezzik (Princess Bride)

#x reader #self ship #shipping #ao3 writer #fandom #minors dni #intro post #pinned post #antis dni

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ifearimaybeanamericanidiot · 4 months

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Spelling Video

Context: I love the spelling bee videos, but I always feel s bad because Chris and Matt seem genuinely upset and disappointed with themselves that they didn't get the word right at times. So, basically here's this. I'm going to write a Matt version in a little bit.

Summary: Chris is upset that he struggles with spelling so much. His partner is always there to cheer him up though.

Chris Sturniolo x reader

TW: self-hate/negative self-talk

*important note: Matt calls his gf 'cat/kitty' in this as a nickname. I hate y/n but I didn't want to use an actual name for the immersion. the gf's friend is refered to with bear, also a nickname. sorry if this is confusing :')*

"Chris, it's not that big of a fucking deal." Nick says, his voice coming off a bit harsher than what I know he meant.

"You don't get it! You're so good at spelling! It's just embarrassing when I try to do it." I let out a huff of a breath. I cross my arms.

"You're not great at spelling, so what? I get words wrong too, and so does Matt. You don't hear him complaining." Nick stops. "If you really don't want us to post the video, then we won't. We'll have to film something else though, and I can tell you're tired. The fans like these videos, but it's up to you." He puts a hand on my shoulder. He's right. I am tired. I really don't want to film anything else tonight.

"Fine." I give in. "I guess it's fine if we post the video."

"I'll edit out some of the really bad spelling errors." Nick says. I know he's trying to cheer me up, but it does next to nothing. I nod to let him know I heard him.

"Let's go watch something downstairs while Nick edits. Okay?" Matt slides his phone into his pocket. He was probably texting his girlfriend about the words he spelled right even though they were really hard. I agree and we head down to the living room.

Matt clicks on Spongebob, then switches it to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I know he's trying to cheer me up, and while it is hard to be sullen when that absolute banger of a theme song is playing, it doesn't make the bad feeling in my stomach go away. It's only pushed to the back of my mind.

I get closer to Matt, snuggling up against his side. We get through a couple episodes before he pauses it. "Why'd you stop it?" I frown.

"I asked a couple people to come over. They'll be here in a few. Are you sure you want to be snuggled up to me like this when they get here?"

"Huh? All our friends know that we're close like this? I don't see why it would make a big difference." Matt pauses before he responds to me.

"I invited my girlfriend over." I wait for him to continue. "And her friend." I continue waiting because I'm still not seeing the big deal here. Matt sighs. "The one that always teases you about everything." Also the one I have feelings for. I don't want her to see me like this.

"No. Why would you invite her? Seriously, Matt." My voice comes out all whiny and I turn away from him. He wraps an arm around me, looping under my arms; preventing me from moving away further.

"I was telling cat about the stupid spelling thing and she asked if her coming over would make me feel better and I said yes. She asked how you were doing and I told her you were upset. She said she had an idea but needed bear to come with for it to work." He pulls me against his side again in a sort of hug. "Just trust us, okay?"

"Fine. But if she makes it worse, you owe me McDonald's."

"Whatever you say, Chrissy." He gives me one last squeeze and removes his arm, but I don't move away from him.

"I'm not going to move." I say, crossing my arms.

"That's fine, I'll tell cat to let herself in." I nod, and we go back to watching the now unpaused episode. I guess I must have nodded off for a little while. Matt's girlfriend is here, sitting on his other side and the turtles have been replaced with Drake and Josh.

"Hey, why'd you turn off the turtles?" My voice is rough and my words are slurred together. I rub my eyes, trying to wake up the rest of the way.

"I told you not to turn them off. I told you two the second you turned them off he would wake up, didn't I?" Cat's friend says. She's sitting with my legs over her lap. "You woke up the baby."

I pull my legs away from her. "It's fine. I needed to get up anyway." I say defensively.

"Dude." Cat hisses at her friend.

"Shit. Chris that came out wrong. I'm sorry." Oh. Well, that's never happened before. Strange.

"It...it's okay." I stretch my legs back out, but don't put them over her lap.

"The new video is up." Matt tells me, poking my shoulder.

"Can we watch it?" Cat's friend, Bear asks. She's pretty and mean to me. Absolutely not.

"No." I deny her. Cat already has the remote though and is pulling it up on the TV. I look at Matt. He asked me to trust them. "Fine. I don't care." We start watching the video. I'm tripping over words and single letters. It's so fuckin embarrassing.

Finally, in the video, after like five minutes, I get one easy ass word right. "Chris! That was so good!" Bear says from near my feet, moving closer to me.

"No, it fucking wasn't." I'm not going to let her just lie to my face.

"Yes, it was. You did your best. Looked really cute doing it too." She grins at me. My face gets hot. Matt and Cat get up.

"We're going to go get something to drink." It's just me and Bear. Matt said to trust them. I'm okay. It's okay. I sit up in Matt's absence, facing Bear.

"I'm serious, you know. I think you did really good." She gets closer. "You can ask me to spell words, if it would make you feel better." I shake my head. "C'mon, ask me to spell something."

"Fine. Spell..." I think for a second. "Fuchsia." Her face scrunches up.

"Hmmm, fuchsia...I think it's like y-o-u-r-f-a-c-e. Is that correct?" My face gets hotter.

"Uh...not even close." What is she doing?

"Oh. How do you spell it then?"

"Um, f-u-c-h-s-i-a? I think. Something like that."

"Good job, Chris. You're so fucking smart." She reaches out, touching her hand to my face. "So handsome too." Suddenly, she lurches forward and kisses my nose. "Sorry. I had to. I've wanted to do that since we met."

"Uh, it's okay Bear-" I yawn. "Sorry, I'm still tired."

"It's okay. You can take another nap on my lap if you want." I must be really tired because I move my head to rest in her lap.

"Why'd you call me the baby earlier?" I blurt out.

"Honestly? That's just how I view you. You're the youngest and you're goofy and pretty needy at times. Mostly though, I'd like to be able to call you baby, or my baby. So, I said the baby instead."

"Oh." I bury my face against her stomach. "I think I'd like that." I let out another yawn.

She pushes my hair out of my face. "Just go to sleep baby." Matt was right. This is helping. "I'll be here when you wake up. Just relax and sleep, my baby." She coos a little bit and I am dragged into the darkness of sleep.

#matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #sturniolo fluff #chris sturniolo x reader #fluff #christopher sturniolo

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hellcheer-prompts · 1 year

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you know the episode of SpongeBob where Patrick has the secret box and SpongeBob goes crazy wanting to know what’s in it? THAT! Eddie has a secret box (with a secret compartment) and the Hellfire Club boys are trying to see what’s inside because they think it’s secret plans for their game. When Eddie finally let’s then see, it’s empty. But in the secret compartment, all of his and Chrissy’s scandalous Polaroids.

#hellcheer prompts

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rose-wine-selfships · 3 years

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Diversity win! Bikini Bottom’s most influential couple is ace and bi with panromantic tendencies! 🌹🍷✨

Happy Pride Y’all! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎

On a side note, Happy International Affection Day! 💖💞💓💋💋

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tabloidtoc · 4 years

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People, December 2

Cover: Prince William and Princess Kate and Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan -- Royal Rift, A Family Divided

Page 1: Chatter -- Brad Pitt, Awkwafina, Kate Hudson, Daniel Craig, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Hanks

Page 2: 5 Things We’re Talking About This Week -- Keanu Reeves rolls into SpongeBob, Amazon releases a smart tree, Kelly Clarkson’s kids interview Jason Momoa, Chocolate lava gnocchi polarizes foodies, Awards season gets some hosts

Page 4: Contents

Page 6: StarTracks -- Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello PDA at a Clippers game

Page 7: Celine Dion sings karaoke, Naomi Watts and Gwendoline Christie honored Laura Dern,

Page 8: CMA Awards -- Miranda Lambert and husband Brendan McLoughlin, Carly Pearce and Michael Ray, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Reba McEntire

Page 9: Pregnant Maren Morris, Thomas Rhett and Lauren Akins and daughters Willa Gray and Ada James, Lil Nas X

Page 10: James Middleton and his dog Mabel, Mindy Kaling and her father at a Warriors-Lakers game, Sandra Lee, the Happy Days cast Don Most and Ron Howard and Henry Winkler and Marion Ross and Anson Williams

Page 13: Joanna Krupa and husband Douglas Nunes and daughter Asha-Leigh Presley, StyleTracks -- fringes -- Charlize Theron, Danai Gurira, Angelina Jolie, Jaime King, Heidi Klum, Mackenzie Davis

Page 15: A Friends reunion in the works

Page 16: Jonathan and Drew Scott launching their magazine Reveal

Page 18: Heart Monitor -- Cassidy Gifford and Ben Wierda engaged, Demi Lovato and Austin Wilson new couple, Lena Waithe and Alana Mayo married, Eva Amurri Martino and Kyle Martino split

Page 22: Bode Miller delivered his twins at home, Stars react to 2019 Sexiest Man Alive John Legend -- Idris Elba, Dwayne Johnson, Blake Shelton, Hugh Jackman, Chrissy Teigen

Page 24: Dolly Parton -- Faith, music and what’s next

Page 26: Stories to Make You Smile

Page 28: Passages, Why I Care -- Justin Timberlake helped create a songwriting lab for kids near his Tennessee hometown

Page 33: People Picks -- A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Page 34: Frozen 2

Page 35: The Mandalorian, Coldplay -- Everyday Life

Page 36: Dark Waters, American Music Awards, Q&A -- Iliza Shlesinger

Page 37: Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings, meet the stars of the new High School Musical -- Joshua Bassett, Olivia Rodrigo, Sofia Wylie, Matt Cornett

Page 38: Books

Page 39: Star Picks -- What We’re Reading -- Scarlett Johansson, Kal Penn, Jane Seymour, Josh Lucas

Page 44: Cover Story -- Prince William and Kate Middleton vs. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle -- A Family Divided

Page 49: Prince Andrew’s bombshell interview

Page 50: Who is the Freeway Phantom Serial Killer?

Page 54: Christian Bale and Matt Damon

Page 56: Jenna Bush Hager

Page 60: Mark Ruffalo is helping the planet, making meaningful movies and raising teenagers

Page 63: The return of Frozen

Page 67: Gift Guide

Page 71: The 50 best beauty products of the year

Page 87: Second Look -- Paul Rudd bowling

Page 88: One Last Thing -- Matthew Rhys

#tabloid #prince william #princess kate #duchess kate #kate middleton #prince harry #duchess meghan #meghan markle #royals

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rose-wine-selfships · 3 years

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Warm up sketch:

Final Colored Sketch:

Honestly, this is one of best ever pieces featuring Chrissy (me) and Spongebob going on a romantic lil’ date at the Krusty Krab. Sometimes when he knows I’m sad, he takes me out to there and gets us a VIP room all to ourselves. 😍🥰💕💞💖

He’s such a gentle-sponge, and I’m so glad he treats me right. 💝🌹🍷✨

#pinkprophetposts #rose posts #my art #freehand drawing #traditional art #traditional sketch #black and white drawing #colored art #spongebob x chrissy #chrissy axolotl 💖#spongebob squarepants 💝#sprissy: weird together now and forever 💝#self shipping community #self insert x canon #a lil date at the Krusty Krab 💕#before and after #self insert ship

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rose-wine-selfships · 3 years

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For the ask game, 🤔 + minerva or spongebob! ~starshine-selfships

I think I’d love to do headcanons for Spongebob this time!

Spongebob is totally the type to be as gentlemanly as possible. He loves doing gestures like opening the door for me, holding out my chair at restaurants, and even kissing me on the hand here and there. He’s a very respectable sponge guy, and he believes in chivalry and being the very best gentleman for me. However, that doesn’t mean he can’t loosen up and be goofy with me either. Yeah, he can be really silly and childish here and there, but he cares SO much for me that he’s willing to be more mature for me.

That to me shows he cares and is willing to put in the effort for our relationship. He’s so sweet that way. 🥰🥰🥰

#pinkprophetposts #rose posts #headcanons #ask game #spongebob squarepants 💝#sprissy: weird together now and forever 💝#chrissy axolotl 💖#spongebob x chrissy #inbox asks #mutual appreciation #mutual asks #mutual positivity #🥺🥺🥺 thank you

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rose-wine-selfships · 3 years

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For the gemstone ship asks 💖 UwU 🌹💐

Opal, Onyx, Ametrine, and Labradorite with Minerva Mink and Spongebob!

(alphasmoonlitjinko)

Thank you for asking my darling @alphasmoonlitjinko ! 😍🥰💕💖💞💝💕💖

Opal: In your selfship, which one of you is more of the leader? How good are you and your F/O at taking charge?

For me and Spongebob, I’d say I’m definitely the one taking charge of the relationship. SpongeBob is pretty flexible anyways, and he finds my creative and leader-like ways remarkable. He often admires me when I take charge in emergency situations, or even when I carry him away from danger. He often gets this blushy, dewy eyed schoolgirl look in his blue eyes when I do something brave or heroic every time! Lol. 😄🥰

Minerva is actually the one wearing the hot yoga pants in this relationship tbh! Lol. She likes to make me think I’m in charge. But the moment she makes those seductive, flirty eyes at me, I’m a goner! I’ll do anything she wants because I know she gives me tons of hot lovin’, if you know what I mean! 😉😏💕

Onyx: What are you and your F/O’s reputations like, in-universe? Do many people know about your relationship?

Me and Spongebob are pretty well known. Most of the Bikini Bottom residents refer to us as “that couple”. Aka the couple that annoys and simultaneously makes everybody jealous because we’re pretty open, playful, and loving about our relationship. Not to mention some fish guys keep checking me out and hitting on me because I’m quite the pretty axolotl! Spongebob doesn’t get jealous easily though, he just accepts how pretty I am and lets me be my own person! 🥰🥰🥰

Minerva and me are often labeled “the hot lesbian couple” because the both of us are really good looking. We can’t help it, but we often have other people hitting on us frequently even while we’re out dating! Lol. I usually handle the riff-raff by myself if they make us feel really uncomfortable. Usually I do that by growling or gnashing my teeth at them to get lost. It usually works! 😄👍

But here and there, Minerva gets REALLY jealous and protective of me when someone gets a little “too close”. She often throws cartoon anvils over their head before telling them stay away from me while hugging me close to her. This usually gets me blushing like crazy and I get extra lovey dovey cartoon style! Ah, I love her so much! 😍🥰😍🥰

Ametrine: How do you and your F/O deal with cold weather? Which of you favours it more?

I’d say Minerva handles winter really well. She sheds out of her white summer coat and gets a nice tan coat for the winter. This fur coat makes her look so pretty! She’s also usually extra soft, fuzzy, and warm, but then she complains about it because she thinks she looks fat in it! I couldn’t even care less about that. I just love her no matter what! Lol. 🤣🥰

I can’t do it tbh. I hate winter and extreme cold temperatures. However, Minerva does her best to keep me warm by curling her whole body around me when we’re inside her den in front of the fireplace. I love inhaling her sweet scent this way, and she usually buries her face in my neck while purring softly. (Fun fact: Minks purr just like a cat if they’re happy!) And OMG, It’s the best thing ever! 😍🥰😍🥰

Me and Spongebob can’t handle the cold for real lol! None of us are that warm blooded since we’re sea creatures. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t get warm and cozy either. Spongebob usually sets up the blankets and hot cocoa with marshmallows while I get our movies ready.

Labradorite: What do you think the future holds for you and your F/O? Do you have any particular plans?

I know for sure me and Minerva will be pursuing separate degrees in certain subjects. Minerva is actually working on an associates degree in cosmetology so she could be in a high class beauty academy. She surprisingly has a double degree in criminal justice too. I’m going to obtain a bachelors degree in education so I can teach at any private school I want to. We’re still living together, but we’re not quite sure on tying the knot soon. We might in the future though. Who knows? 😊

Me and Spongebob definitely have our lives together! Spongebob is currently the manager of the Krusty Krab and I’m working on international affairs through Mexico and the U.S. as a foreign diplomat. We’re both raking in good money and having pretty stable jobs. Spongebob is definitely interested in getting married to me, and he’s very vocal with wanting to do so! Haha! I do think we will get married in the future though. 😚💖💞💕

#pinkprophetposts #rose posts #spongebob squarepants 💝#spongebob squarepants #minerva mink 💛#animaniacs 1993 #my f/os and me #self shipping community #answered ask #ask response #thank you for asking #thank you so very very much! 🙏💕💕#inbox asks #i love seeing you in my inbox my darling mutual!!!#thank you alpha!!! 🙏💕#sprissy: weird together now and forever 💝#minily: the taming of the mink 💛💚#spongebob x chrissy #minerva x lily

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