#spoiler alert: it’s me

[beckkii]

the voices got to me and guess who’s writing swatchton again

#spoiler alert: it’s me #deltarune #swatchton

[mars-wants-candy]

Guess who’s at the hospital 🥰

#mars speaks #spoiler alert: it’s me

[slipperywhenwet]

craphole: it’s like a mafia movie!

voiceover: as far back as i could remember, i always wanted to be in a mafia movie

#soure: community #guess who’s still alive losers #spoiler alert: it’s me #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid #trail to oregon #trial to oregon musical #craphole dikrats #lauren lopez

[starlypenguins]

Guess who’s finally using melatonin because their sleep schedule is fucked up and they keep not being able to fall asleep until 8 am

#random rambling with starly #spoiler alert: it’s me #the ones I got only knock me out for like 6 hours so I’ll be asleep by midnight and up by 6-7 am

[wyxxiee]

can i say something reaaaal crazy rn?

let me tell you something… LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!

edit: It could be either Eve or Roo, I’m betting my sanity on this one 🤣

read my other theory: here !!

EDIT : okayyy, i know i haven’t been answering my inbox (my apologies, i’m really busy rn🥲) but might i just add about the concern about the eyes! PLS READ:)!!

#hazbin hotel #alastor #radio demon #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel lilith #eve hazbin hotel #theory #pls tell me im not the only one #eve #spoilers #spoiler alert #episode 8 #episode 1 #overture #hazbin hotel roo

[myname-isnia]

Guess who got so wrapped up in her own anxiety and frustration that she couldn’t fall asleep for the longest time even though she knew she’d have to be up early bc she has another flight today

#spoiler alert: it’s me #send help #I’m running on less than 6 hours of sleep #and that’s just today #I also had little sleep the night before that #a part of it is also sleeping in hotels. all the noises get to me #so yeah I’m exhausted #good news: I’ll be back in my apartment by the end of the day #and I can sleep however much I want then #:)

[dekariosclan]

#A short photo essay on why we’ve all lost our minds for this man part 2 #this one dedicated to all the tags that say ‘I love Gale but he wouldn’t find me interesting’ etc #(Spoiler alert: yes he would) #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x reader

[strummerjoe]

Okay okay, listen, Night Watch is an absolute masterpiece of storytelling. It’s done so well I want to scream. Not only do we, the readers, know that the revolution will end in tears, the protagonist of the story knows it too! Vimes goes into this with the exact same expectations as the reader of here we go, we know we’re in a tragedy, we’re know we’re doomed by the narrative. AND YET, AND YET as the story goes on, you start to hope that maybe, just maybe, something will be different this time.  Even Vimes starts to entertain the idea, but every time this happens, you get reminded (by the History Monks) that No. This is only going to go one way. This. is. a. Tragedy.  BUT STILL. These are good people and look, some things have gone better this time, maybe it’s enough? Vimes always wins in the end, doesn’t he? And so you HOPE and by hoping, you wilfully forget what you’ve been told again and again, that this is a tragedy.  AND THEN THEY GET SO CLOSE. SO FREAKING CLOSE that when it all goes wrong you feel surprised, even though you were told from the very beginning how it was going to go. It’s insane. It’s Terry Pratchett at his finest. Its’s a goddammed masterpiece.

#I've read this book at least 4 times and it still GETS ME every damn time because hope is the thing with feathers #Its my favourite discworld book #the glorious 25th of may #Night Watch #spoiler alert #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

[voidrots]

orz <- guy who is having problems disorder

#txt #spoiler alert: it’s me

[ryuubff]

This is definitely what happened in the new chess ssr memory card story

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me beelzebub #om! #i draw skrunkly #spoiler alert solomon still wins in the end #but he still gets beel’s orize! #THE SILLIES

[yeah-its-my-inkblog]

Looking for good nsfw art of a girl who’s also a boy who’s actually a puppy

#spoiler alert: it’s me #I would commission someone but I got no monney

[hiphopcherrrypop]

save me bottle blond bass player

#bottle blond bass player.. save me... #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim fanart #spto #todd ingram #lisa miller #maybe they r cousins to me.. #see im thinking and im liking how im thinking #something something lisa wanting to start a band bc she thinks todd is cool for being in a band #timeline wise that doesnt make senseee but idc i ignore that for now! #maybey he just plays bass and she thinks thats cool and awesome #something something todd wanting to act bc he thinks lisa is cool for being on tv #she is booked and busy in hollywood thats why she didnt show up obviii...... #and spoiler alert for coming soon art when i have more time/motivation... lisa + roxie yuri #that one summer pool party art fuels me THEY R HOLDING HANDS 😋😋 a little #but i just realize it gets funnier now bc im imagining roxie being like 'MEET MY NEW GF (¬‿¬)!' #and todd is like 'UR DATING MY COUSIN?!!' #so saddd lisa didnt appear but also it makes sense given no scott 90% of the show #she couldve still ran into kim and made out with her or whatever happned in the comics idk #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #lisa miller i love yuuoooouu #my beautiful angel #her and todd both my princesses #idk how them-being-related hc never crossed my mind til now!

[obae-me]

The door to the common room opened as the eldest let himself inside, a curious arch to one of his eyebrows. "So here's where you all were," Lucifer sighed suspiciously, taking note of how everyone-- including MC-- was shifting in their seats, trying not to smile. "Do I even dare ask what--" The corner of his eyes spotted a small creature sneaking up behind him. His hand immediately pressed to his chest, his lips forming a tightly pressed line as he seemingly lost the air in his lungs. Catching his composure, he turned his head back to his brothers and the human in his care, shooting them all a frustrated glare. "What the hell is this doing here?"

The demon of Pride gestured down to the fluffy black and brown puppy that was no bigger than his shoe and currently busy attacking one of his shoelaces. His gaze did not leave the pup for a single second.

"I'm makin' some money. Don't worry about it," Mammon assured him, leaning back against the couch and observing his older brother with a deeply focused gaze. "Dogsittin' for a day or two."

Asmo and Satan shot each other competitive looks from across their seats.

Annoyed that he wasn't consulted first, Lucifer shook his head a bit as the puppy bounded away from his shoe and towards a dust bunny on the ground. "Well, as always, you're doing a terrible job," he huffed, quickly stepping forward and scooping the animal off the ground and tucked against his chest with one arm. The other free hand was used to pull the dust and fluff from the creature's mouth. "You mustn't have anything on the floors. They need to be looked after constantly. Not to mention a strict schedule." The puppy licked at his fingers and chewed playfully at his tie, tugging on it. "Honestly... as if any of you are responsible enough to take care of anything. Isn't that right, little one?" As he spoke, he began to take a few steps back towards the doors, scratching under the dog's chin with his eyes closed and just the faintest touch of pink on his cheeks. Lucifer left just as quickly as he came, taking the dog with him.

All the brothers leapt to their feet, pointing at each other.

"I told you he wouldn't gasp! That's five Grimm!" Asmo pointed towards Satan, who cursed and groaned in annoyance.

"But," Mammon smirked, a little smug laugh following his words. "He swore. Which means little Belphie has something he owes me." The youngest rolled his eyes before chucking his Grimm at the demon of Greed.

Beel finally spoke up with a grin on his face. "He did the baby voice at the end. So that means Levi gives me snacks right?"

"W-what?! That didn't count! So what if he gushed just a little?.... Alright fine, whatever, I'll let you have my pudding..."

The human looked at each and every one of them, more of a devilish look in their eyes than usual. "Do we want to make bets on if he's snuggling the puppy right now?" Everyone seemed to snap to attention at that. MC grinned. "The person who gets the best photo of him cuddling wins 20 Grimm."

#spoiler alert MC won by getting a picture of Luci pressing the gentlest smooch to the puppy's lettle head #I love just jotting down little shenanigans #no plot #just silly gooses #silly geese? #nah #doesn't sound the same #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me nightbringer

[hyakunana]

"Son, please— we're having a moment here."

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #pinocchio #geppetto #geppetto lop #pinocchio lop #fanart #comics #tw blood #as I prepare this post I am facing who i believe to be the last boss in my very first run #aND IM VERY FRAGILE OK #watch me cope with finale emotions w a //ba dum tss// dumbass comic #heard they nerfed the bosses after me getting stuck two days in the cathedral and im like #part of me is happy bc god yeah not much suffering #but the other part is like ok this is too easy wasnt i supposed to suffer?? #there was two bosses i defeated in my third try and one in my second tHSI ISNT RIGHT #also very small spoiler alert but i'm keeping my p with the short hair ok I GOT ATTACHED TO IT

[pianokantzart]

So… apparently a storyboard drawing for the mario bros movie sequel has already been leaked. 💀 (I saw it on the twitter account @cartoonupdates if you want to see it. allegedly it’s been leaked by a reputable leaker who also leaked some accurate storyboards for the sonic 3 movie and knuckles show but idk I haven’t looked that much into it.)

OH!!!!

#THEY. ARE. ADVENTURING. TOGETHER. #IN... IS THAT SARASALAND!???? #that or it's just some desert kingdom BUT #Luigi looks so full of awe and whimsy!!! #different outfits????? #If this leak is REAL I am going to EXPLODE #thank you so much for alerting me to this #Mario spoilers #Mario movie leak #mario movie leaks #Mario #Luigi #askbox #anon

[elpeordragon]

Front or back?

#spoiler alert: I’m a bottom #me #yo #gpoy #argentina #gay #gordo #fat #belly #panza