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everyone shut up this is ACTUALLY what fans of different composers are like
Mahlerians are PROUD TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE DRAMA QUEENS, THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN THE WAGNER CULT COULD NEVER SO MUCH AS ASPIRE TO BE. WE ARE ONE WITH THE UNYIELDING EBB AND FLOW OF THE BOUNDLESS UNIVERSE, DAMN IT ALL!
Shostakovich fans are like Mahler fans except they actually understand what sarcasm is. We also all really like the Muppets for some reason. Most of us own cats and likely have at least one mental illness.
Liszt fans are either tweenagers who love anime or salty old pianists who know a disturbing amount about music theory. These two factions are constantly at war.
Copland fans are either very, very far right or very, very far left. Either way, neither side actually listens to all of Copland's repertoire.
Tchaikovsky fans are either Russian grandmas or LGBT orchestra kids on Tiktok. Either those or the one noob who heard there were cannons once.
Wagner fans. Yes, there are the cringey neo-Nazi Wagnerians, but anti-Nazi Wagnerians are a whole new level of chaotic good. They spend their time dreaming up the most disastrous, chaotic Ring productions possible, with the sole purpose of making Richard Wagner's entire family simultaneously spin in their graves. They take "death of the author" to a whole new level and constantly run on nothing but 100% pure spite. You want a Wagnerian who would beat up Wagner in a Denny's parking lot on your side.
Prokofiev fans will unironically say "ackshually...". That's it.
Dvorak fans are homeschool kids. They're either soul-crushingly innocent or devastatingly horny.
Sousa fans are just high school band directors who try to convince themselves they like Sousa to get through the semester.
Joplin fans constantly argue over whether Joplin's music should be played twice as quickly or twice as slowly than it's actually written. Also sick of hearing about Janis.
Chopin fans are exactly like Liszt fans, except there are 20% more "uwu softboi flowercrown" edits of Chopin than Liszt floating around on Instagram and Tumblr.
Holst fans will drag you into an alleyway and beat you up with their bare hands if you so much as mention The Planets.
Bernstein fans are either horny theatre kids or communists, but it's more likely they're both at once. They are very opinionated about recordings, and express their approval of the ones they like by gyrating excessively to them. If you put a Bernstein fan, a Mahler fan, and a Shostakovich fan in one room, they will either topple a national government or have a threesome.
Ravel fans are inherently Wes Anderson fans. You can be friends with one for years without knowing a single thing about their personality.
Schoenberg fans are like Mahlerians but with worse memes.
Brahms fans are... I have never met a Brahms fan. I'm sure they exist, but I'm pretty sure my own taste in music scares them off.
Paganini fans are almost always TwoSet kids, particularly the ones who try to convince people that "classical music isn't boring because it's basically metal." If you tell them Paganini played viola, they will spontaneously combust.
Rachmaninov fans are ultimately really chill, but are often socially awkward. If you ask a Rachmaninov fan "how are you?", they will most likely respond with "you too."
Schumann fans are Mahlerians on medication.
Stravinsky fans think they're chaotic and unhinged and listen to the most obscure underground shit, but in all actuality they just decided to enter their edgy phase after a lifetime of being sheltered and forced to listen to nothing but Handel by their parents. Possibly homeschooled.
Ysaye fans are like Paganini fans, except they're depressed graduate music students with permanent calluses on their fingers.
Debussy fans go to art school, decide they don't like art school, but have been doing art school too long to turn back, so they can't get out of art school. They may be high on weed at any given moment.
Satie fans are just possessed vessels of Erik Satie. Death cannot hinder Erik Satie. Erik Satie will return to this mortal plane. Search your feelings. You are already Erik Satie.
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retropopcult · 11 months
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New York, 1900. "Metropolitan Opera House, Broadway and 39th Street."
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random goldport bullshit to make up for lack of comic GO
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liv-a-lil-bolder · 1 year
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Okay Marvel, let's do a Season 3 of the Agent Carter show where Cap comes back and Sousa goes missing and the whole plot is they're trying to find Daniel but he's running from them because he doesn't want to make Peggy choose.
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One of our drum majors sent this to me and 😭😭
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roughridingrednecks · 10 months
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hjbirthdaywishes · 1 year
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February 12, 2023
Happy 43 Birthday to Enver Gjokaj. 
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Monty Python’s Flying Circus (INTRO)
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A gag program that aired on the BBC in the UK in the 1970s. The perspective of making fun of all authority was thrilling. The opening scene is an animation by Terry Gilliam, and the ``final scene'' where the characters move around in various ways, only to be trampled by a foot coming down from above, makes me exhilarated...I thought this theme song was British, but I was surprised to find out that it was "The Liberty Bell" by American composer Sousa.
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1970年代、イギリス・BBCで放送されたギャグ番組。全ての権威を笑い飛ばすという視点が痛快だった。オープニングは、テリー・ギリアムのアニメーションで、登場人物がいろいろ動いても、最後は上から降りてくる足によって踏みつぶされるという「最期」が溜飲を下げる。私はこのテーマソングはイギリスのものだと思っていたが、USAの作曲家・Sousaの”The liberty Bell”だったというのには驚いた。
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wheelsupin-five · 2 years
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I am a SOUSA GIRLY FIRST human being SECOND
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defrattul · 1 year
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i love you sousa
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brandonjnelson · 1 year
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How To Compose A Traditional American Military/Quick-Step March
It shouldn’t surprise you that there exist literally thousands upon thousands of examples of this traditional American-style march. This march type used to be considered the popular music of its heyday (late 19th century into the early 20th century) and composers cashed in big time. Sousa, Fillmore, and King are the big names but there are hundreds of others who tried their hands at this march…
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amellophone · 1 year
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maybe it's because I'm playing the 3rd horn part but I feel like Sousa hated the French horns a bit less in Who's Who in Navy Blue
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welcome-to-goldport · 2 years
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movie crew roommates moment
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c-130jsuperhercules · 11 months
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angery bc I won't let her out to bark and my grandma's friends
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nedison · 2 years
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"When a mother can turn on the phonograph with the same ease that she applies to the electric light, will she croon her baby to slumber with sweet lullabys, or will the infant be put to sleep by machinery?"
- John Philip Sousa, "The Menace of Mechanical Music," Appleton's Magazine, Vol. 8 (1906)
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lassigomi · 1 year
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Marching band sketches
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