#source:unknown

[superdogbiter]

Morpheus:”I am a creature of the night,not fazed by anything.You really should be frightened of me”

Hob:”Then let go of my hand”

Morpheus:”No,it’s dark”

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #hob gadling #morpheus x hob #dream x hob #source:unknown

[incorrect-undertronic-quotes]

Zephyr: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Chronos: How am I supposed to know?

Cider: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Chronos: *sighs*

Chronos: You wouldn't be trapped.

#source:unknown #incorrect undertronic quotes #undertronic #undertronic zephyr #undertronic cider #undertronic chronos #queue

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *putting away her First Aid Kit* Frank, you’re usually so careful. How did Eddie and you get into a car accident?

Frank: Well, Eddward was driving and we were near the forest… a deer jumped out of nowhere just in front of us. So I said, “Eddward, deer!"

Poppy: *looks to Eddie* …

Eddie: *blushes* …

Frank: Tell her what your response was, Eddward.

Eddie: *sheepishly* “Yes, honey?”

#source:unknown #Poppy Partridge #Frank Frankly #Eddie Dear #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrectoctopathtravelerquotes]

Castti: Trousseau, I would take a knife for you. 

Castti: Now go and fuck those bitches up.

#submission #octopath traveler #incorrect quotes #incorrect octopath traveler quotes #incorrect Octopath Traveler #octopath traveler 2 #castti florenz #trousseau mentioned #source:unknown

[rwbybutincorrect]

Yang: You took advice from Jaune?

Ruby: It's called hitting rock bottom, Yang.

#yang xiao long #ruby rose #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source:unknown

[madmanwonder]

Mercury: I support baby abortion rights because it my deepest dream to kill a baby legally.

Emerald: What the actual f#ck is wrong with you?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #mercury black #emerald sustrai #incorrect rwby quotes #source:unknown #black humor #gallow humor

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Tyler: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell everyone the truth.

Kevin: That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

#supernoobs #incorrect supernoobs #Tyler bowman #Kevin Reynolds #incorrect quotes #source:unknown #okay wow i have no memory of writing this but was in the drafts

[javastark]

Annie: I heard if you put butter in your coffee it tastes better. Britta: I heard if you put butter in my coffee you get punched in the throat.

#source:unknown #britta perry #annie edison #communitty #community tv show #incorrect community quotes #six seasons and a movie

[snowcrystaltodoroki]

When Todoroki Walks Into Class

Denki & Sero:Cause Your hot and your cold your yes and your no, Your in then your out your up and your down

Todoroki:Is this necessary?

Mina:Your wrong when it's right, it's black and it's white we fight we break up we kiss and make up

Todoroki:Okay guys stop

Denki,Sero and Mina:YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO STAY, NO (YOU) BUT YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO GO OH YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NO YOU'RE IN THEN YOU'RE OUT YOUR UP AND YOU'RE DOWN

Todoroki:God I hate this song so much

Aizawa:Everyone, shut up I'm trying to sleep over here

#My Hero Academia #Starring #Denki Kaminari #Hinata Sero #Mina Ashido #Shoto Todoroki #Shota Aizawa #Mha #Baku No Hero Academia #Funny Incorrect Quotes #Song:Hot n" Cold By Katie Perry #Source:Unknown

[silvernmoonshipping-is-love]

Dark: Are you in love with Silver? Ben, sweating: ...No. Dark: Then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everyhwere? Ben: It stands for suffering and bitterness.

#incorrect quotes #source:unknown #shitpost #crack #drownedsilver #silvernmoonshipping #ben drowned #lost silver #dark link #creepypasta #gamingpasta #gamepasta #gaming creepypasta #pokepasta #creepypasta ship

[superdogbiter]

Stranger:”Is that man bothering you?”

Morpheus looks at Hob:”Yes but he’s my husband.I signed up for this”

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #hob gadling #morpheus x hob #dream x hob #source:unknown

[incorrect-undertronic-quotes]

Seth: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

#source:unknown #incorrect undertronic quotes #undertronic #undertronic seth #queue

[xandyprojects]

Narrator: I’m at a loss for words! 

Stanley: [narrating] despite being at a loss for words, Narrator yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

#source:unknown #random idea i wanna draw but i cant nooooooooo #stanley #narrator #tsp #random shit

[incorrectoctopathtravelerquotes]

Castti: What’s up with Partitio? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? 

Temenos: They're just a little overwhelmed. 

Castti: Why? 

Temenos: Agnea smiled at them.

#octopath traveler #incorrect Octopath Traveler #incorrect octopath traveler quotes #incorrect quotes #octopath traveler 2 #temenos mistral #castti florenz #agnea bristarni #source:unknown #partitio yellowil

[bufubudi]

Donut: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Lollipop: I’m always straight.

Donut: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

#donut bfdi #lollipop bfdi #bfb #tpot #source:unknown #bfdi #incorrect quotes #incorrect bfdi quotes

[correct-shatter-quotes]

Felix: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Yuki: That's why I carry two swords.

#persona shatter #persona oc #felix velvetroom #yuki kanai #source:unknown