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superdogbiter · 4 hours ago
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Loki,from the shower:”Moby,we’re out of body wash”
Mobius,looking over paper work:”Okay! Use the shampoo for now”
Loki:”If the shampoo was meant to be used on my body it would say THREE in ONE”
Mobius,exasperated:”Loki,it’s ALL soap it won’t hurt you to use HAIR soap on your BODY”
Mobius,to himself:”You signed up for this Moby,you said yes,you said i do”
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superdogbiter · 4 hours ago
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Loki,pulling back from a kiss:”Wow i really felt a spark there”
Mobius:”That’s the pop rocks babe”
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superdogbiter · 5 hours ago
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Airport
Mobius:”Loki,it’s over 3 ounces,let it go”
Loki:”I’m not going anywhere until this tsa fucker explains to me how exactly i’m going to hijack a plane with my lotion”
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superdogbiter · 6 hours ago
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Person on the phone:”Am i speaking to the head of the household?”
Loki,holding the phone out to Mobius:”It’s for you”
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superdogbiter · 7 hours ago
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Ravonna:”Do you like Loki?”
Mobius:”Of course i do,who doesn’t”
Ravonna:”Everyone at the TVA except you”
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superdogbiter · 8 hours ago
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Ravonna:”I used to think no one in the entire galaxy was good enough to marry Mobius”
Loki:*Smiles*
Ravonna:”And i still think that”
Loki:”Right”
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superdogbiter · 10 hours ago
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Loki:”Aw i just love Moby so much.He really took a chance on me and for that i am grateful.How can i show this without embarrassing myself?”
Loki:................................
Loki:*Sends Mobius a midgardian meme at 3 am*
Loki:”Perfect”
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superdogbiter · 10 hours ago
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Mobius:*Carrying all the groceries in both arms*
Loki:*Reaches out to help*
Mobius:*Switches all groceries to one arm to hold Loki’s hand*
Loki:”That’s now what i-okay”
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superdogbiter · 11 hours ago
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Loki,seriously:”Bring me the ice cream”
Later,Loki clutching his stomach in pain”
Mobius:”You’re lactose intolerant?”
Loki:”I thought if i ate it really fast,i wouldn’t notice”
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superdogbiter · 13 hours ago
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Loki:”Fuck me if i’m wrong”
Mobius:”You’re wrong.My room.Right now”
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superdogbiter · 15 hours ago
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Loki:”Oh come on,what’s the harm in taking a look around?”
Mobius:”With your tendency to backstab,clearly you haven’t been paying attention”
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superdogbiter · 16 hours ago
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Loki:”Fist me”
Mobius:”I.....WHAT THE FUCK?”
Loki:”You know fist me”*Holds up fist for a fist bump”
Mobius:”Right you meant that....Holy fucking shit”
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superdogbiter · 16 hours ago
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Death:”I’m here to collect you Loki”
Mobius:”I told you,you’re not allowed to die”
Loki:”Sorry Death but my boyfriend says no”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”Did you just fall out of the sky?!”
Loki:”I like to make an entrance”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”You need to practice self-compassion”
Loki,inside his head:”Yeah you dumb bitch,you need to be nicer to yourself”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Loki:”You ever kill anyone?”
Mobius:”I hurt someone’s feelings once”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Loki:*Is unconscious*
Mobius:”Loki isn’t breathing!”
Loki:*Opens eyes*
Mobius:”I’m going to give him mouth to mouth”
Loki:*Closes eyes*
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”I think it’s about time we talk about how picky you are”
Loki,meticulously picking all the raisins out of his trail mix:”I am not picky”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Loki:”Why are you on fire?”
Mobius:”That’s just kinda how my day is going”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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On a mission
Mobius:”Wonder what Loki will do for a distraction?”
Mobius:”He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock.That’s what i would do”
A building explodes and several car alarms go off”
Mobius:........”Or he could do that”
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