#source:avpm

[deathshallbethelastenemy]

darkling: um, hey, alina... *kills the stag*

darkling: um, so we kissed at the winter fete... and i thought we were going to be together forever

darkling: *puts a collar on her* but we’re not.

alina: *escapes* yeah, that uh, that pretty much sums it up

#soooo I’ve been rewatch avpm #it’s great a total classic #if you haven’t seen a very potter musical #what are you doing watch it #incorrect grishaverse #source:avpm #alina starkov #grishaverse #the darkling #shadow and bone #might do more idk

[theperksofbeingillogical]

McCoy: You know who the last man I'd ever ask out would be? That Mr. Spock. Not even if we were the last two people in the galaxy and he looked absolutely stunning in his dress uniform, so every time I looked at him I got butterflies in my tummy... Not even then.

#star trek #tos #aos #incorrect star trek quotes #mccoy #spones #source:avpm

[whitecrossgirl]

Jaime: Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Winterfell? That Brienne of Tarth. Like on a scale of one to ten; one, one would be the ugliest and 10 would be pretty; I would give her an 8... or 8.5... or a 9. Not, not over a 9.8. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect like me. Which is why I am holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

#game of thrones #braime #jaimexbrienne #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #incorrect quotes #source:avpm

[incorrectdcu]

Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that.

-Zatanna when anyone suggests anything

#zatanna #zatanna zatara #@johnconstantine #source:avpm #starkid #magic #dcu #dc comics #dc #justice league #young justice #incorrect quotes #i'm going on a starkid binge

[etherrealoblivion]

unsub: There's something very important i need to tell you, watch very carefully-

*dies*

Spencer: he didn't... he didn't even do anything...?

Hotch: that's cause he's dead you dumb motherf-

#Criminal Minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #hotch #source:avpm #starkid #a very potter musical

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

Are you kids ready to get launched into a Grimm-infested forest!? Of course you aren’t, you’re just children—what the hell am I thinking?

Professor Ozpin, probably

#incorrect RWBY quotes #RWBY #Professor Ozpin #source:avpm #teachers

[incorrectdcu]

"It was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father."

-Bruce Wayne,probably

#source:avpm #starkid #this is terrible #but so in character #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dcu #dc comics #dc #incorrect quotes #I'm going on a starkid binge

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

It was left to me by my mom, my mom that’s dead. My mother is dead. I have a dead mother.

Ruby Rose, probably

#incorrect RWBY quotes #RWBY #Ruby Rose #Team RWBY #source:avpm

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t! It just makes them dead.

Adam Taurus, probably

#incorrect RWBY quotes #RWBY #Adam Taurus #source:avpm #enemies