#source: Parks and Rec

[imdefyingmavity]

Captain: Alison, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Alison: I didn't. You just came into my room, even though the door was closed, and then started talking.

Captain: We don't have time for a history lesson.

#incorrect bbc ghosts quotes #source: parks and rec #bbc ghosts #alison cooper #captain ghosts

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

#this was the scene right? #incorrect quotes #correct quotes #this is how it happened right? #fourth wing #incorrect fourth wing #iron flame #amber mavis #dain aetos #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet x xaden #violet and xaden #source: parks and rec

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?

Y/N: What

Y/N: I don’t even get…

Y/N: Why would I…

Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.

Y/N: It’s none of your…

Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity

Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?

Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!

Y/N: Check and mate.

#source: parks and rec #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?

Tim: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

Bruce: Why?

Tim: Because I didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, and November..."

#source: parks and rec #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[five-flavor-soup]

Zuko during ‘The Waterbending Scroll’: It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving right now, waterbender—

Katara, still tied up: The ONLY thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Zuko:

His soldiers:

The pirates:

Iroh:

Yue:

Zuko: Good spirits,

#‘go jump in the river’-katara you will always be iconic #this is when zuko’s crush first began btw #most of us didn’t start shipping it until the catacombs. zuko started shipping it at this point. i don’t make the rules #zuko #katara #atla #incorrect atla #zutara #source: parks and rec

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 3/?

#hotd incorrect quotes #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #source: parks and rec #sicko to sicko telepathy or whatever that one tweet said #*post

[wednesdayorwhatever]

Wednesday: I'm sorry you had to see this. If I could go back in time and cut out your eyes before it happened, I would.

Enid: Aw, that's so sweet, I appreciate that!

#enid gets her #wednesday #wednesday incorrect quotes #wednesday addams #jenna ortega #enid sinclair #emma myers #wenclair #tim burton #source: parks and rec

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Nibbly: I made a marshmallow Wiggly. He's crossing his arms because he's mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?

Wiggly [near tears]: It's fine.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #starkid #incorrect starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetverse #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetfield #wiggog y'wrath #nibblenephim

[strangerthingsquotes]

Jane: I made a marshmallow Billy. He’s crossing his arms because he’s mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?

Billy [near tears]: It’s fine.

#stranger things #billy hargrove #jane hopper #eleven #el #source: parks and rec

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind who goes home. Ranger: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

#bard #ranger #mod meme #source: parks and rec #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd #incorrect dnd class quotes

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Somewhere in the Tennant-Verse #1

Crowley: So… who broke it? I’m not mad; I just wanna know.

Walt: I did. I broke-

Crowley, rolling his eyes: No - no, you didn’t. Campbell?

Campbell: Don’t look at me; look at Alec.

Alec: What? I didn’t break it!

Campbell: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Alec: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Campbell, eyeing him up and down: Suspicious.

Alec: No, it’s not!

The Doctor: If it matters - probably not - but Kilgrave was the last one to use it.

Kilgrave, offended: Liar! I don’t even drink that rubbish!

The Doctor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kilgrave: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Doctor!

Walt: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Crowley.

Crowley: No! Who broke it?

The Doctor: …Crowley, Phileas has been awfully quiet.

Phileas: Really?!

The Doctor: Uh, yeah, really!

*Chaotic bickering continues*

[Later]

Crowley, confessing to Simon: *smiles smugly* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

#source: parks and rec #david tennant #crowley #campbell bain #alec hardy #tenth doctor #10th doctor #kilgrave #phileas fogg #walt jodell #hbo camping #simon #there she goes #doctor who #marvel #jessica jones #broadchurch #takin over the asylum #good omens #around the world in 80 days #incorrect quotes #incorrect tenth doctor #incorrect alec hardy #incorrect campball bain #incorrect kilgrave #incorrect crowley #incorrect phileas fogg #incorrect broadchurch #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate, winning at pall mall: Men love it when you can show them that you’re better than they are at something they love.

Anthony: [Angrily misses his shot]

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kanthony #anthony x kate #Bridgerton season 2 #source: parks and rec

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I don’t think I could be happier right now.

Kate: Wanna bet?

Wanda: [appears from around the corner] Hi.

Y/N, in tears: Oh, Wanda is here!

Y/N, shoving Kate aside: Wanda!

#source: parks and rec #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.

Tim: Welcome to the terror dome.

#source: parks and rec #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw mental health mention

[gmarseln]

Enid: ..I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head

Wednesday: Welcome to the terror dome.

#source: parks and rec #wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #wednesday 2022 #wednesday show #wednesday addams x enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday addams #wednesday incorrect quotes #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday jenna ortega #jenna ortega wednesday #jenna ortega #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair #incorrect wenclair quotes #incorrect quotes #enid wednesday #enid sinclair x wednesday addams #enid emma myers #emma myers

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 5/?

#hotd incorrect quotes #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #source: parks and rec #not sure aegon works with this quote i just wanted to put a loading symbol over his head #helaena does though <3 #*post