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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Barbarian: Artificer, please tell me you’re not experimenting with those old Underdark poisons again. Artificer: I only paralyzed you for a week, Barb. You need to let that go.
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minecraftcorrectmode · 5 months
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Gabriel: Ivor, please tell me you’re not experimenting with those ancient Ender Chest poisons again. Ivor: I only paralysed you for a week, Gabriel. Let it go.
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Poppy: Okay, onto plan 2!
Barnaby: Don’t you mean plan B?
Poppy: No, that implies I only have 26 back-up plans.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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Rose: Well, that assassination attempt didn't work
John: So now what? on to plan b?
Rose: No, not "Plan B", plan 2
Rose: "Plan B" implies I only have twenty-six
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incorrect-hgs · 10 months
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Rosemary: Hey! It's me.
Thyme: [bow drawn] Prove it!
Rosemary: You're a dick.
Thyme:
Rosemary:
Thyme: Okay.
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Porky: W-w-w-w-where are you g-g-going? Bugs: To find Lola. Daffy: How? Bugs: The traditional way: look!
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Chief, trying to solve a crime: Well, onto Plan 2.
Milly: Don’t you mean Plan B?
Chief: That would imply I only have twenty-six plans.
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jasmancer · 6 months
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I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR NAILS.
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unicornblossom13 · 2 months
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Mihawk [showing a photo of Shanks]: Thoughts?
Hancock [looking in disgust]: And prayers, bitch.
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Leo: Well, onto Plan 2.
Donnie: Plan B, you mean?
Leo: That would imply I only have 26 plans.
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thattripleabattery · 15 days
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Scott (not knowing Logan’s like 200): so old man, how was the Great Depression
Logan (tired): it was fine
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thischerik · 4 months
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Charles: The thing is … I’ve been living a lie.
Erik: Just one?
Erik: I’m living, like, twenty.
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Vi: You look like my first wife.
Caitlyn: Wait, how many times have you been married?
Vi: None yet.
Caitlyn:
Vi:
Caitlyn: Oh my God.
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starrynightsxo · 22 days
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cardan thinking he's being clever "exiling" jude:
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jude questioning her whole judgement of character and life choices due to this:
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the fandom watching it all pan out:
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b-r-o-w-n-o · 23 days
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Conversation
Yosemite Sam: What the heck are you doin'?!
Actor Sean Astin: I'm sorry. I need a ride, I thought you could help me.
Sam: Git out!
Sean Astin: Where am I supposed to go?
Sam: Ah don't know!
Sean Astin: You don't know, or you don't care.
Sam: Pick one.
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