#source: what we do in the shadows

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”

Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”

Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”

#trolls band together incorrect quotes #incorrect trolls quotes #source: what we do in the shadows #trolls 3 band together #trolls 3 #trolls 3 ​trolls band together #trolls #trolls hc #trolls headcanon #trolls au #trolls movie #trolls band together #branch trolls #poppy trolls #broppy trolls #creek trolls #broppy #clay trolls #bruce trolls #john dory trolls #floyd trolls #brozone #brozone hc #brozone headcanons #brozone fanfic #trolls fanfic #viva trolls #brozone trolls #trolls creek #bitty b

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Alpha-17: “The kid has great potential. He may become a captain or even a commander.”

Maze: “Or a psychopath.”

Fordo: *sprinting for his life* “He’s got a weapon! He’s got a weapon!”

Cadet Rex: *sadistically laughing and chasing him with a machete*

#17&Maze: get up from their seats and start running away too #captain rex #alpha 17 #alpha 77 #captain Fordo #commander Fordo #tcw #the clone wars #Star Wars #clone wars 2003 #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone trooper #arc trooper #clones #the clones #alpha arc #captain maze #source: what we do in the shadows

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2614

Happy Halloween! Remember to drink your drug-blood responsibly. (Dialogue from What We Do in the Shadows, mostly.)

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #neil newbon #tim downie #bloodweave #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: what we do in the shadows #vampires #high rollers dnd #drug mention

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: Are we almost there? Sorcerer: Screw this. I'm teleporting. Who's with me? [teleports out] Wizard: They don't have the address, so… Sorcerer: [teleports back] I don't have the address.

#fighter #sorcerer #wizard #mod meme #source: what we do in the shadows #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Inej: You’re running away from your feelings

Kaz: So? I hate my feelings!

#idk if anyone else has already done this one but #six of crows #grishaverse #source: what we do in the shadows #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #inej and kaz #six of crows kaz #inej x kaz #kaz x inej #kaz rietveld #kaz six of crows #leigh bardugo #inej #six of crows inej #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

[imdefyingmavity]

Robin, apparently:

#bbc ghosts #robin the caveman #incorrect bbc ghosts #what we do in the shadows #source: what we do in the shadows

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: It's like the old saying goes; I didn't come here to make friends.

Mikey: Well, that's bullshit. That is exactly what I came here to do.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: what we do in the shadows #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #karai #swear warning

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Lux: You must calm down.

Jinx: I thought we talked about this. You’re supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!

Lux, holding Jinx back from Vi: Not in this instance, my darling!

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #lightcannon #lightcanon #jinx x lux #league of legends lux #league of legends jinx #league of legends vi #lux crownguard #jinx #vi #league of legends #riot games #source: what we do in the shadows

[agir1ukn0w]

you guys don’t understand. chandler was my best friend. he was my pal. he was my homeboy. my rotten soldier. he was my sweet cheese. my good-time boy🥺

#and he would want us to laugh and smile when we remember him #in all honesty tho chandler bing was my beloved #i would have done anything for that precious man #i would have given him so many kisses and hugs🥹 #he was my favorite almost from the beginning #i will always love you matthew perry #you wonderful wonderful man #friends #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #chandler bing #chandler x monica #matthew perry #source: what we do in the shadows

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!

#fire emblem awakening #fea #vaike #panne #incorrectfeaquotes #source: wwdits #source: what we do in the shadows

[zootopiathingz]

Rosie: ugh, I can’t even SPEAK the name of the woman who organized that monstrosity!

Alastor: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Susan.

Rosie: FUCKING SUSAN!

#fuck susan #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #rosie hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #source: what we do in the shadows

[blackhill-incorrect-quotes]

Natasha: Who is leaving all these bodies everywhere?!

Maria: You did that!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: what we do in the shadows

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Remus as a lawyer

Remus (being interviewed): So my techniques and my methods might be a bit old fashioned

*cut to Remus in court*

Remus, in a heavy welsh accent: May I approach the bitch

Judge: What did you say?

Remus: I said “May I approach the bench”

Judge: Ah

Remus, innocently: What did you think I said?

#I never said he was a successful lawyer #more like a reincarnation of a vengeful spirit #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #hp marauders #remus lupin #marauders headcanon #Remus as Laszlo will never not be funny to me #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #remus lupin headcanon #what we do in the shadows #source: what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #remus and james #wolfstar #sirius and remus #remus and peter

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2630

Roommate meeting. (Dialogue from What We Do in the Shadows.)

#iplier egos #markiplier #wilford warfstache #darkiplier #googleplier #dr. iplier #the host #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: what we do in the shadows #vid: markiplier tv

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might murder someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’”

#rogue #source: what we do in the shadows #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ruby: A bird flew into my room and I have been trying to befriend it.

*later*

Weiss: Why don't you go talk to your bird friend?

Ruby: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: what we do in the shadows